Slippy's
Date By: EHPiccolo
StarFox
& all characters are © Nintendo
Part
2
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The StarFox team except for Slippy,
was sitting in the lounge, Fox and Fara talked about their plans for that
night, while Peppy and Falco were playing a game of Poker but Falco couldn't
keep his eyes away from Dingo and Katt as they sat across the room flirting
with each other. Falco narrowed his eyes as he starred holes thought his once
beloved feline and her new suitor. "How many cards do you want
Falco," said Peppy as he looked up from his cards and saw Falco wasn't
paying attention "Falco, hey Falco, Falco!" said Peppy impatiently as
he then hits Falco on the side of the head, not hard but just enough to get his
attention. "What!" said Falco angrily as he turned his attention back
to Peppy, "How many cards do you want!" said Peppy with a mix of
anger and impatiens. "Three okay!" said Falco as he put down three
cards on the table and Peppy handed him three as he once again turned his
attention back to Katt and Dingo. "Show um," said Peppy as Falco
heard him and showed his card to Peppy, a pair of Jacks, a ten, a four, and a
seven. Peppy showed his hand it consisted of a pair of queens, a pair of
eights, and a ten kicker. "Shit!" said Falco angrily as he throws his
cards down at the table and Peppy took his chips they had bet early.
"You're cheating old man!" said Falco angrily as he stands up.
"Well maybe if you'd pay more attention to the game and not you're ex then
maybe you'd do better!" snapped Peppy as he looked up at Falco.
"Fox!" said Slippy as he entered the
lounge everyone turning then attention to the excited toad. "What is it
Slip?" asked Fox, "She said yes!" anwser Slippy happily. Falco
stood up "Did he just say she as in a girl!" said Falco surprisingly.
"Um Falco I didn't see you there," said Slippy as he fixed his hat,
"Good for you Slip I know you could do it," said Fara happily. Falco
walked up to Fox and Slippy, "Are you telling us Slip that you actually
asked a girl out and succeeded, That's a joke right!" said Falco as Slippy
looked down his face turning red. "To think any girl would find you
attractive!" said Falco surprised. "Well at least I have one a girl
friend you blue ass hole!" said Slippy angrily, "Why you
little!" snapped Falco back at Slippy. Katt stands up and walks over to
Slippy followed by Dingo, "Falco you shame you self," said Katt as
she walks over to Slippy. "This is great news Slip," said Katt,
"Who is it Slip, is she cute," asked Dingo. "Well you wont
believe this but it's Lena!" answered Slippy with a smile on his face.
"Lena!" said Falco, and Dingo, "Good job my boy," said
Peppy as he stood up from his chair. "Thanks Peppy," said Slippy as
Fox stood up and put his hand on Slippy's shoulder. "So where we going to
meet each other," said Fox, "Aw I see it a double date," said
Katt as she looked to Fox and Slippy. "Yup," said Fara, "We
invited Slippy and Lena along on our date so Slip won't get to nervous."
"Well don't try anything funny slip, she is the best mechanic in Lylat she
is, and I don't need her pregnant then who will work on my teams ships?"
joked Dingo as he patted Slippy's other shoulder.
"Well I don't think I'll be doing any of that
on our date," said Slippy returning Dingo's joke his face as red as
Solar's surface. "Oh yeah the day Slip gets laid is the day I'll become
Andross!" snapped Falco as Slippy looks at Falco ready to kill him.
"What did you say you bastard!" cried Slippy as tightened his hand in
to fist his face red with anger, & embarrassment, "You want to start
something fly breath!" snapped Falco angrily as he looked at Slippy,
"Oh yeah im ready, bring it on!" shouted Slippy. "Hey guys! Cool
you're jets!" said Fox as he got up and stood between Slippy and Falco,
"Hmph, yeah what ever beside I bet he couldn't get it up anyway!"
said Falco with anger still in his voice. Fox lets Slippy go as he runs up to
Falco and punches him right in the beak sending Falco staggering back as Fox
then grabs Slippy again after he got his punch off. "You little bastard!
Come here!" shouts Falco as he tries to run at Slippy but he grabbed and
pinned to the floor by Peppy and Dingo. "Let me go!" shouted Falco as
he tried to get up. Slippy still tries to get away from Fox as Fox picks Slippy
up and walks out the lounge Slippy kicking his feet in the air. Dingo and Peppy
pick Falco up as he pulls his arms away from Dingo and Peppy's arms as he rubs
the side of his beak, "The little guy can punch," thought Falco to
himself. "You got what you deserved Falco!" snapped Katt "You
can be such an ass hole!" in a huff Falco leaves, " Falco wait!"
said Fara as she jumped off her stool and started to go after him. "Im
going to try and cool him off," said Fara to the others, "If anyone
can do it you can Fara," said Peppy as Fara ran down the hall after Falco.
Falco entered his room as he lays down on his bed
and few seconds later a knock came from the door. "Falco it's me
Fara," Fara said with a hint of worry in her voice, "What do you want
Fara," said Falco depressed. "Let me in I want to talk to you
Falco," said Fara as Falco got up from his bed and opens the door for Fara
as she walks in. "Go a head sit anywhere," said Falco as Fara sits
down in a chair across from Falco bed as Falco lays down on his bed.
"Falco, you know that was very rude what you said to Slippy back
there," said Fara with a bit of anger in her voice, "So you just came
here to preach to me," said Falco. "No, its I mean Slippy is going
out on his first date, you show no kindness what so ever," said Fara as
she looked to Falco "What wrong Falco why did you have to act like such a
jerk to one of you're friends." "Get out, I need to be alone
okay," said Falco as he turns his back to Fara, "Man this whole Katt
dumping you thing really has you on the end of you're seat huh?" asked
Fara as Falco sat up and looked down. "This kind of attitude is the reason
Katt dumped you," said Fara as they sat there in silence for a minute or
two. "Well I have to go get ready for our date, could you please try and
find it in you're heart to apologize to him, I mean Slip is one of the best
friends we have ever had, well see yeah Falco," said Fara as she walked
out of his room as Falco just sits on his bed thinking.