A/N: HEEEELLLLOOOOO, PEEEEEPPPPSSS!!! ^_^ Guess who? That's right, it's
Gohan3000, the guy who brought you "Who's Line is it Anyway: The DBZ
Edition", and "A DBZ YYH Halloween". ^_^ Well, now it's time to get off DBZ
stories for a time, and to try something new. Like, maybe, INUYASHA! ^_^ On
this day, I have brought you a silly story of everyone's favorite Inu
characters as they party at Kagome's! Oh, the possibilities! Hope you like
it!
Party at the Higurashi's!
Chapter 1: Let's Par-tay! and To Behave or Not to Behave, That is the Question...
"Hm hm hm hmmm..hm hm! Hmmm..hm hm, hm hm hmmmm..hm hm..."
Kagome Higurashi was strolling towards her home one afternoon, humming the Inuyasha anime opening theme to herself. She was in a surprisingly good mood. Well, okay, maybe she's in a good mood a lot of times, but this was unusually good.
*Wow, I can't believe we're actually going to have a big party!* Kagome thought to herself. *I've always wanted to have a party with my friends....but who knew that it would be these friends?*
Kagome was excited because her and her friends from feudal Japan were going to have a big get-together at her house. She had always wanted to do something NORMAL with her feudal pals, and this was it.
*But it sure wasn't easy convincing some of them...* Kagome thought as she entered the Higurashi Shrine.
*FLASHBACK*
"It'll be lots of fun, Sango, really! We can drink soda and eat chips and listen to music and dance and lots of fun stuff!"
Sango gave Kagome a slightly bored look as she polished Hiraikotsu. "It does sound fun....but I'm not so sure. I mean, can you imagine how houshi- sama would act at a PARTY?" Sango shuddered.
Kagome laughed slightly. "Is that all? But I'm sure Miroku will behave himself...he said so himself..." Sango rasied an eyebrow at Kagome. "What'd you do...bribe him?"
Kagome laughed again. "Oh come now, not even I would stoop that low!"
*FLASHBACK WITHIN A FLASHBACK*
"Here's 20 bucks saying you don't touch anyone's ass."
"Done!"
*END FLASHBACK WITHIN A FLASHBACK*
"Honestly, I don't know where you come up with these things!" Kagome said nervously. Sango sighed, and she went back to polishing. "Fine, fine, I'll go. But if he does anything like that...." Sango patted Hiraikotsu and suddenly smirked.
*And then there was Inuyasha....*
"A what?"
"A party!" Kagome said as she walked behind a strolling Inuyasha in the woods. "You know, when you hang out with friends and be merry and that kinda stuff!"
"Hmm...sounds stupid," Inuyasha simply said. Kagome glared at him. "It isn't STUPID. It's fun!"
Inuyasha said nothing as he looked into the sky at nothing in particular. Kagome began to get more ticked off. She charged forward and grabbed one of the large strands of Inu's hair.
"Hey, whaddaya doing?!" Inuyasha demanded. Kagome just pulled the dog-demon by his hair until they reached the edge of a large cliff. She positioned Inuyasha at the very edge and lifted him into the air.
"And just what are you doing?" a twitching Inuyasha asked. "Gonna torture me until I say yes?" Kagome smiled cheerfully. "Something like that. Sit."
Inuyasha wasn't ready for the sudden "sit", and he rammed into the ledge. The ledge broke off from his weight, leaving a flailing Inuyasha hanging over nothingness, and being held by Kagome.
"Now, you are GOING to this party. I can't have a party without you there," Kagome said. Inuyasha flailed around helplessly. "Y-you're not gonna drop me, are you?!"
Kagome giggled. "No. I'm gonna say the s-word until you fall out of my grasp." Inuyasha's eyes widened and he struggled even more. Kagome slowly opened her mouth. "Ssssiiiii..."
"Wait, wait!!" Inuyasha sighed. He suddenly smiled at Kagome and pounced upward. Kagome was pushed backwards, and Inuyasha landed on the ground. Well, not on the ground, on Kagome.
"Eh..." Kagome started to blush. Inuyasha smirked. "I was just messin' with ya before. I'll go to your party thing. Sounds interesting." And with that, Inuyasha was off Kagome and he ran off into the forest. Kagome still sat there on the ground, a little flabbergasted by Inuyasha's action.
*END FLASHBACK*
*Heh...that Inuyasha...I can get him to do anything...* Kagome thought. She was now in her room, putting her school books down on a table. *And tonight we get to have lots of fun at the party!*
"Kagome! What do your friends like to eat?"
"Anything, mom, anything! Oh, but you might wanna put out some dog food!"
There was a short pause downstairs. "....why? Does one of them have a dog?"
"Umm...you might say that!" Kagome called out as she tried not to laugh.
*LATER THAT NIGHT*
Kagome worked in a frenzy downstairs as she set up all of the food and drinks for the party. She was still dressed in her school uniform, since that's what she ALWAYS wears with her feudal friends.
*Hmm...I wonder if I should have invited some of my school friends over...*
Kagome imagined her school friends at the party. They were all around Inuyasha, asking him questions in her mind.
"Are those ears real?"
"Wow, your hair is completely white! Are you an old person?"
"Can I touch them?"
"Are you the two-timer Kagome always talks about?"
Kagome stifled a laugh as she imagined it. *Then again, better I didn't.*
"I don't know about you Kagome, but I'm ready to party!" Kagome glanced to the side. She laughed at what she saw. It was her grandfather, wearing one of those silly party hats and holding a confetti blower. (A/N: Gimmie a break, I don't know what they're called O_o)
"This is a get-together, jii-chan, not a birthday party," Kagome said to her ecstatic grandfather. Her grandfather grinned. "I know that, but I wanna look sharp for that fine old lady friend of yours! Kaede, was it? Meow!"
Kagome face-faulted at this. "I'm trying to have a friendly party here, and you wanna flirt with Kaede-baba?!"
"You're darn tootin'! How do I look? Irresistible? Of course I do..." Kagome struggled to give her grandfather a thumbs up. "Like a millions bucks, jii-chan, a millions bucks..."
'DING-DONG'
Kagome jumped in excitement. "Kaah! The first guest is here!" Kagome happily skipped to the front door. *I can't believe I'm actually acting as the host for my own party! Yay!*
Kagome opened the front door. "Welcome to the party, umm......invisible- person-that-I-cannot-see...." she said when she saw no one there. "What? Is this some kind of prank?"
"Kagome! Kagome!"
Kagome looked around in confusion. "Who's there? I can't see you."
"Down here, Kagome! Sheesh!"
Kagome looked down at the doormat. A tiny flea sat there, tapping its foot impatiently. "Ah, Myouga, I didn't see you there."
Myouga grumbled to himself, "...didn't see you there, Myouga...no one ever sees me...grumble grumble..."
"Eh, sorry about that," Kagome said apologetically. "So, why aren't you with Inuyasha?"
"He had some things to take care of back in our time period. But don't worry, he should be here in no time," Myouga said. Kagome frowned and leaned downward. "These things wouldn't happen to have anything to do with "Kikyou"...would they?"
Myouga shuddered at Kagome's harsh emphasis on the word "Kikyou". Myouga laughed. "O-of course not, Inuyasha-sama would never do that on the night of your party. He had just spotted a demon with a shard of the Shikon Jewel earlier...and he says he wants to prove he can get a piece without your help."
Kagome leaned back up. "Well, that's not too surprising. Knowing him, that shouldn't take him too long. Anyways, come on in, Myouga."
Myouga smiled and started to trot inside, but a large foot slammed down on him. Kagome twitched at the person's sudden arrival. "H-hello, Miroku- sama..."
Kagome tried to keep herself from bursting out laughing. Miroku was wearing some shades and a Hawaiian shirt. He had some baggy jeans on as well, with a big grin plastered on his face. "Hey ya, Kagome. Lookin' sharp!"
"Um...thanks...what's with the...um...." Kagome couldn't quite find the words to describe Miroku's outfit.
"Oh, these things? I bought some new duds at this phenomenon you call a "shopping mall". Who knew such a thing could exist!" Miroku said happily. He then went to make his way inside. Kagome watched him go in with a sigh. "Oh well...there goes the deal....."
"Eeeehhhhh...some help, Kagome?...."
"Ah, Myouga!" Kagome exclaimed. The little flea was flattened on the doormat. He silently cursed at Miroku as Kagome picked him up.
"Aaahh...I've become a pancake...I'm afraid I'll need someone to blow the air back into me..."
'SMACK'
Myouga hobbled into the house as Kagome shuddered angrily. *Why do so many of my friends have to be so...so...erngh! It's embarrassing!*
"Hey there, old man! Now that's a stylin' hat!"
"Thanks, dude! I'm liking your shades there, too!"
Kagome felt like crawling up in a ball and whimpering pathetically. *God help me...*
"I suppose you're just a weak bastard," Inuyasha said. The demon with the piece of the Shikon Jewel was backed against a tall cliff. Inuyasha was pointing Tetsusaiga at him. "My sword hasn't even transformed, and it can still cut you to pieces."
The demon shuddered nervously as Inuyasha closed in.
"How did you get a hold of that piece anyway? Did you happen to pick it up while strolling through the woods?" the dog-demon said with a smirk. The demon held up his arm in a defense as Inuyasha raised Tetsusaiga.
"Hmm..." Inuyasha rasied an eyebrow at the demon's action. "You fought me earlier with your right arm mostly, but now you block with your left. That must mean the shard is there."
"If you were attacking me with your shardless arm, then perhaps you had more power than I thought. A shame you were stupid enough to waste it." With that said, Inuyasha sliced at the demon. It was instantly cut through the middle and it fell to the ground, dead.
"Feh, that was easy..." Inuyasha said as he picked up the demon's left arm. He scraped at it with his claw and uncovered the jewel shard. "Done," he said with a smile.
Inuyasha put his hand on his sides and began an annoying laughter. "Ha ha! You see, Kagome? I can find the shards without your help! I'm number one! I'm number one!!"
Inuyasha thought on that statement for a moment. *Although......I do very much enjoy her help...*
*Is it her help you enjoy or just her?*
Inuyasha spun around in confusion. "Who said that?"
*I'm your conscience, stupid. I live in a little tiny space within your heart. Damn, it's cramped in here, you know.*
"Well that's nice, but WHY did you say that?"
*Isn't it obvious? You've got the hots for Kagome.*
"Well that's just not true..."
*And that's just DENIAL!*
"I don't like Kagome!"
*Yes huh!*
"No I don't!"
*Yes yes yes!!*
"No no no!!"
*Yes times 100!*
"No times 1,000!"
*Yes times 1,000,000!*
"No times infinity!"
*Yes times infinity plus 1!*
"Doh!"
*See, I'm your conscience! I always win!*
"I DON'T LOVE KAGOME, SO JUST BUG OFF!!!!!!!!"
Inuyasha breathed hard. He blushed slightly from having yelled so loud.
*....I never said you loved her, just that you liked her. Hmm...I think that means something...*
"...Shut up...I need to get to her party right now..."
*See? Everything is about Kagome!*
"SHADDUP!!!"
"Ah, Sango, glad you could make it!" Kagome said as Sango stood at the door with Kirara on her shoulder. Sango smiled. "Yeah. And I'm sorry about giving you a rough time before. I trust that houshi-sama will behave himself."
"Ehh..." Kagome stuttered, but Sango had already walked into the house. Kagome just stood at the door, waiting for what she knew was coming.
"Whoah ho! You're looking fine tonight, Sango!"
"Um...thank you, Miroku. I suppose you....AAH!"
'WHACK'
"KAGOME!!!!"
Kagome shuddered as she turned around and rushed into the house.
"Miroku, gimmie my 20 bucks back!!"
"AHA! SO YOU DID BRIBE HIM!!"
"If anyone cares to listen, I think you both look very nice tonight."
"BE QUIET, YOU!" both girls yelled at once. Shippou stared in confusion off to the side as Sango began attacking Kagome, while Kagome tried to hurt Miroku. The three turned into a human chain running through the house.
"That my friend, is the closest to a cat-fight I have ever seen. Sweet!" Jii-chan said. Shippou was still confused. "But Kagome, Sango, and Miroku are human beings, not cats."
"Umm...nevermind." Jii-chan sighed and walked off to find Kaede. Meanwhile, Kouga was drinking a cup by the punch bowl, talking with Mrs. Higurashi.
"You know, your daughter is a VERY lovely girl, did you know that?" Kouga said with a grin. Nearby, Souta ran by laughing as Myouga playfully chased after him. "Ha ha, run boy! I'm coming to suck the life out of your body! Ha ha!"
Upstairs, Kagome had Miroku in a headlock, while Sango had pinned Kagome down by her legs. In other words, Miroku was feeling the most pain. Kirara was sniffing Miroku's face.
"Say uncle! SAY UNCLE!!!" Kagome yelled at Miroku with a half smirk on her face. She was unsuccessfully trying to kick Sango off her.
"N-never!...AUGH!! UNCLE! UNCLE!"
Kagome kept a firm grip on Miroku. He started struggling in confusion. "Hey, I said uncle! Let me go!!"
"First promise to behave yourself!" Sango cut in. Kagome growled. "Hey, you're not the one holding his fate!" She turned back to Miroku. "First promise to behave yourself!"
"That's exactly what I said..." Sango said flatly. Kagome stuck her tongue out at her. "SAY IT!" she demanded.
"Alright, I'll behave! I promise!!" Miroku pleaded. "Just let go of me!" Kagome smirked and released her grip on Miroku. The young priest fell to the floor with a thud. Kagome smiled and said, "You deal with him, Sango. I need to go attend to my guests..." With that, she went downstairs.
"Ugh...hey!" Miroku came to attention when Sango grabbed him by the ear and dragged him across the hall.
"Come on mister, we're getting you out of these ridiculous clothes and into something decent..." Sango glanced at Miroku, expecting him to say something perverted about that statement. But he said nothing.
"Good, just keep on like that." Sango dragged Miroku into the nearest room. *Sheesh, I try to be nice to him, and he goes on and 'touches' me...*
Downstairs, Kagome wasn't partying with the others. She was staring out the window, searching. By now, everyone had arrived. Everyone...except one person.
"Kagome, you have to see this!!" Shippou exclaimed as he jumped on her shoulder. "Kouga-kun is chugging an entire case of something called 'beer'. It's so hilarious!"
"...Not now, Shippou..." Kagome said lightly. Shippou jumped in front of Kagome, and saw her troubled expression. "What's wrong?...oh...right..."
"I can't believe this...he should have been here by now..."
Shippou gave Kagome something close to a sympathetic look. "Aw, don't worry, Kagome! Inuyasha will come, I know it!" Kagome didn't reply. Shippou shrugged to himself and ran off to see more of Kouga's antics.
Kagome sighed and continued watching the door to the building that contained the well. *Inuyasha...please don't say you broke your promise...you said you would come...*
"That's strange...I think I've been here before..." Inuyasha muttered as he passed by a large tree. He put a hand to his forehead and growled. "Why can't I remember where that damn well is??!!"
Inuyasha began whining like a baby. "I'm gonna be LAAATTTTEEEEE!!! And Kagome's gonna KIIILLLL MEEEEE!!!"
A large yell rang out over the forest. "GODDAMN IT!!!!!!"
A/N: Aw, poor Inu-chan is lost in the forest. ^_^ And Kagome's sad. Aaawww... ^_^ Yay, I'm having fun with my first Inuyasha fic! I hope you guys have fun with it too! Before you CLICK, here's a preview for the next episode! I'll do a preview for each one, just as a little teaser.
Next time on "Party at the Higurashi's": Inuyasha struggles to find the well, but is intercepted by an unfortunate adversary! And what's this? A drunken Kouga? Now that's scary! And will Miroku ever be able to behave himself? Stay tuned to find out!
Party at the Higurashi's!
Chapter 1: Let's Par-tay! and To Behave or Not to Behave, That is the Question...
"Hm hm hm hmmm..hm hm! Hmmm..hm hm, hm hm hmmmm..hm hm..."
Kagome Higurashi was strolling towards her home one afternoon, humming the Inuyasha anime opening theme to herself. She was in a surprisingly good mood. Well, okay, maybe she's in a good mood a lot of times, but this was unusually good.
*Wow, I can't believe we're actually going to have a big party!* Kagome thought to herself. *I've always wanted to have a party with my friends....but who knew that it would be these friends?*
Kagome was excited because her and her friends from feudal Japan were going to have a big get-together at her house. She had always wanted to do something NORMAL with her feudal pals, and this was it.
*But it sure wasn't easy convincing some of them...* Kagome thought as she entered the Higurashi Shrine.
*FLASHBACK*
"It'll be lots of fun, Sango, really! We can drink soda and eat chips and listen to music and dance and lots of fun stuff!"
Sango gave Kagome a slightly bored look as she polished Hiraikotsu. "It does sound fun....but I'm not so sure. I mean, can you imagine how houshi- sama would act at a PARTY?" Sango shuddered.
Kagome laughed slightly. "Is that all? But I'm sure Miroku will behave himself...he said so himself..." Sango rasied an eyebrow at Kagome. "What'd you do...bribe him?"
Kagome laughed again. "Oh come now, not even I would stoop that low!"
*FLASHBACK WITHIN A FLASHBACK*
"Here's 20 bucks saying you don't touch anyone's ass."
"Done!"
*END FLASHBACK WITHIN A FLASHBACK*
"Honestly, I don't know where you come up with these things!" Kagome said nervously. Sango sighed, and she went back to polishing. "Fine, fine, I'll go. But if he does anything like that...." Sango patted Hiraikotsu and suddenly smirked.
*And then there was Inuyasha....*
"A what?"
"A party!" Kagome said as she walked behind a strolling Inuyasha in the woods. "You know, when you hang out with friends and be merry and that kinda stuff!"
"Hmm...sounds stupid," Inuyasha simply said. Kagome glared at him. "It isn't STUPID. It's fun!"
Inuyasha said nothing as he looked into the sky at nothing in particular. Kagome began to get more ticked off. She charged forward and grabbed one of the large strands of Inu's hair.
"Hey, whaddaya doing?!" Inuyasha demanded. Kagome just pulled the dog-demon by his hair until they reached the edge of a large cliff. She positioned Inuyasha at the very edge and lifted him into the air.
"And just what are you doing?" a twitching Inuyasha asked. "Gonna torture me until I say yes?" Kagome smiled cheerfully. "Something like that. Sit."
Inuyasha wasn't ready for the sudden "sit", and he rammed into the ledge. The ledge broke off from his weight, leaving a flailing Inuyasha hanging over nothingness, and being held by Kagome.
"Now, you are GOING to this party. I can't have a party without you there," Kagome said. Inuyasha flailed around helplessly. "Y-you're not gonna drop me, are you?!"
Kagome giggled. "No. I'm gonna say the s-word until you fall out of my grasp." Inuyasha's eyes widened and he struggled even more. Kagome slowly opened her mouth. "Ssssiiiii..."
"Wait, wait!!" Inuyasha sighed. He suddenly smiled at Kagome and pounced upward. Kagome was pushed backwards, and Inuyasha landed on the ground. Well, not on the ground, on Kagome.
"Eh..." Kagome started to blush. Inuyasha smirked. "I was just messin' with ya before. I'll go to your party thing. Sounds interesting." And with that, Inuyasha was off Kagome and he ran off into the forest. Kagome still sat there on the ground, a little flabbergasted by Inuyasha's action.
*END FLASHBACK*
*Heh...that Inuyasha...I can get him to do anything...* Kagome thought. She was now in her room, putting her school books down on a table. *And tonight we get to have lots of fun at the party!*
"Kagome! What do your friends like to eat?"
"Anything, mom, anything! Oh, but you might wanna put out some dog food!"
There was a short pause downstairs. "....why? Does one of them have a dog?"
"Umm...you might say that!" Kagome called out as she tried not to laugh.
*LATER THAT NIGHT*
Kagome worked in a frenzy downstairs as she set up all of the food and drinks for the party. She was still dressed in her school uniform, since that's what she ALWAYS wears with her feudal friends.
*Hmm...I wonder if I should have invited some of my school friends over...*
Kagome imagined her school friends at the party. They were all around Inuyasha, asking him questions in her mind.
"Are those ears real?"
"Wow, your hair is completely white! Are you an old person?"
"Can I touch them?"
"Are you the two-timer Kagome always talks about?"
Kagome stifled a laugh as she imagined it. *Then again, better I didn't.*
"I don't know about you Kagome, but I'm ready to party!" Kagome glanced to the side. She laughed at what she saw. It was her grandfather, wearing one of those silly party hats and holding a confetti blower. (A/N: Gimmie a break, I don't know what they're called O_o)
"This is a get-together, jii-chan, not a birthday party," Kagome said to her ecstatic grandfather. Her grandfather grinned. "I know that, but I wanna look sharp for that fine old lady friend of yours! Kaede, was it? Meow!"
Kagome face-faulted at this. "I'm trying to have a friendly party here, and you wanna flirt with Kaede-baba?!"
"You're darn tootin'! How do I look? Irresistible? Of course I do..." Kagome struggled to give her grandfather a thumbs up. "Like a millions bucks, jii-chan, a millions bucks..."
'DING-DONG'
Kagome jumped in excitement. "Kaah! The first guest is here!" Kagome happily skipped to the front door. *I can't believe I'm actually acting as the host for my own party! Yay!*
Kagome opened the front door. "Welcome to the party, umm......invisible- person-that-I-cannot-see...." she said when she saw no one there. "What? Is this some kind of prank?"
"Kagome! Kagome!"
Kagome looked around in confusion. "Who's there? I can't see you."
"Down here, Kagome! Sheesh!"
Kagome looked down at the doormat. A tiny flea sat there, tapping its foot impatiently. "Ah, Myouga, I didn't see you there."
Myouga grumbled to himself, "...didn't see you there, Myouga...no one ever sees me...grumble grumble..."
"Eh, sorry about that," Kagome said apologetically. "So, why aren't you with Inuyasha?"
"He had some things to take care of back in our time period. But don't worry, he should be here in no time," Myouga said. Kagome frowned and leaned downward. "These things wouldn't happen to have anything to do with "Kikyou"...would they?"
Myouga shuddered at Kagome's harsh emphasis on the word "Kikyou". Myouga laughed. "O-of course not, Inuyasha-sama would never do that on the night of your party. He had just spotted a demon with a shard of the Shikon Jewel earlier...and he says he wants to prove he can get a piece without your help."
Kagome leaned back up. "Well, that's not too surprising. Knowing him, that shouldn't take him too long. Anyways, come on in, Myouga."
Myouga smiled and started to trot inside, but a large foot slammed down on him. Kagome twitched at the person's sudden arrival. "H-hello, Miroku- sama..."
Kagome tried to keep herself from bursting out laughing. Miroku was wearing some shades and a Hawaiian shirt. He had some baggy jeans on as well, with a big grin plastered on his face. "Hey ya, Kagome. Lookin' sharp!"
"Um...thanks...what's with the...um...." Kagome couldn't quite find the words to describe Miroku's outfit.
"Oh, these things? I bought some new duds at this phenomenon you call a "shopping mall". Who knew such a thing could exist!" Miroku said happily. He then went to make his way inside. Kagome watched him go in with a sigh. "Oh well...there goes the deal....."
"Eeeehhhhh...some help, Kagome?...."
"Ah, Myouga!" Kagome exclaimed. The little flea was flattened on the doormat. He silently cursed at Miroku as Kagome picked him up.
"Aaahh...I've become a pancake...I'm afraid I'll need someone to blow the air back into me..."
'SMACK'
Myouga hobbled into the house as Kagome shuddered angrily. *Why do so many of my friends have to be so...so...erngh! It's embarrassing!*
"Hey there, old man! Now that's a stylin' hat!"
"Thanks, dude! I'm liking your shades there, too!"
Kagome felt like crawling up in a ball and whimpering pathetically. *God help me...*
"I suppose you're just a weak bastard," Inuyasha said. The demon with the piece of the Shikon Jewel was backed against a tall cliff. Inuyasha was pointing Tetsusaiga at him. "My sword hasn't even transformed, and it can still cut you to pieces."
The demon shuddered nervously as Inuyasha closed in.
"How did you get a hold of that piece anyway? Did you happen to pick it up while strolling through the woods?" the dog-demon said with a smirk. The demon held up his arm in a defense as Inuyasha raised Tetsusaiga.
"Hmm..." Inuyasha rasied an eyebrow at the demon's action. "You fought me earlier with your right arm mostly, but now you block with your left. That must mean the shard is there."
"If you were attacking me with your shardless arm, then perhaps you had more power than I thought. A shame you were stupid enough to waste it." With that said, Inuyasha sliced at the demon. It was instantly cut through the middle and it fell to the ground, dead.
"Feh, that was easy..." Inuyasha said as he picked up the demon's left arm. He scraped at it with his claw and uncovered the jewel shard. "Done," he said with a smile.
Inuyasha put his hand on his sides and began an annoying laughter. "Ha ha! You see, Kagome? I can find the shards without your help! I'm number one! I'm number one!!"
Inuyasha thought on that statement for a moment. *Although......I do very much enjoy her help...*
*Is it her help you enjoy or just her?*
Inuyasha spun around in confusion. "Who said that?"
*I'm your conscience, stupid. I live in a little tiny space within your heart. Damn, it's cramped in here, you know.*
"Well that's nice, but WHY did you say that?"
*Isn't it obvious? You've got the hots for Kagome.*
"Well that's just not true..."
*And that's just DENIAL!*
"I don't like Kagome!"
*Yes huh!*
"No I don't!"
*Yes yes yes!!*
"No no no!!"
*Yes times 100!*
"No times 1,000!"
*Yes times 1,000,000!*
"No times infinity!"
*Yes times infinity plus 1!*
"Doh!"
*See, I'm your conscience! I always win!*
"I DON'T LOVE KAGOME, SO JUST BUG OFF!!!!!!!!"
Inuyasha breathed hard. He blushed slightly from having yelled so loud.
*....I never said you loved her, just that you liked her. Hmm...I think that means something...*
"...Shut up...I need to get to her party right now..."
*See? Everything is about Kagome!*
"SHADDUP!!!"
"Ah, Sango, glad you could make it!" Kagome said as Sango stood at the door with Kirara on her shoulder. Sango smiled. "Yeah. And I'm sorry about giving you a rough time before. I trust that houshi-sama will behave himself."
"Ehh..." Kagome stuttered, but Sango had already walked into the house. Kagome just stood at the door, waiting for what she knew was coming.
"Whoah ho! You're looking fine tonight, Sango!"
"Um...thank you, Miroku. I suppose you....AAH!"
'WHACK'
"KAGOME!!!!"
Kagome shuddered as she turned around and rushed into the house.
"Miroku, gimmie my 20 bucks back!!"
"AHA! SO YOU DID BRIBE HIM!!"
"If anyone cares to listen, I think you both look very nice tonight."
"BE QUIET, YOU!" both girls yelled at once. Shippou stared in confusion off to the side as Sango began attacking Kagome, while Kagome tried to hurt Miroku. The three turned into a human chain running through the house.
"That my friend, is the closest to a cat-fight I have ever seen. Sweet!" Jii-chan said. Shippou was still confused. "But Kagome, Sango, and Miroku are human beings, not cats."
"Umm...nevermind." Jii-chan sighed and walked off to find Kaede. Meanwhile, Kouga was drinking a cup by the punch bowl, talking with Mrs. Higurashi.
"You know, your daughter is a VERY lovely girl, did you know that?" Kouga said with a grin. Nearby, Souta ran by laughing as Myouga playfully chased after him. "Ha ha, run boy! I'm coming to suck the life out of your body! Ha ha!"
Upstairs, Kagome had Miroku in a headlock, while Sango had pinned Kagome down by her legs. In other words, Miroku was feeling the most pain. Kirara was sniffing Miroku's face.
"Say uncle! SAY UNCLE!!!" Kagome yelled at Miroku with a half smirk on her face. She was unsuccessfully trying to kick Sango off her.
"N-never!...AUGH!! UNCLE! UNCLE!"
Kagome kept a firm grip on Miroku. He started struggling in confusion. "Hey, I said uncle! Let me go!!"
"First promise to behave yourself!" Sango cut in. Kagome growled. "Hey, you're not the one holding his fate!" She turned back to Miroku. "First promise to behave yourself!"
"That's exactly what I said..." Sango said flatly. Kagome stuck her tongue out at her. "SAY IT!" she demanded.
"Alright, I'll behave! I promise!!" Miroku pleaded. "Just let go of me!" Kagome smirked and released her grip on Miroku. The young priest fell to the floor with a thud. Kagome smiled and said, "You deal with him, Sango. I need to go attend to my guests..." With that, she went downstairs.
"Ugh...hey!" Miroku came to attention when Sango grabbed him by the ear and dragged him across the hall.
"Come on mister, we're getting you out of these ridiculous clothes and into something decent..." Sango glanced at Miroku, expecting him to say something perverted about that statement. But he said nothing.
"Good, just keep on like that." Sango dragged Miroku into the nearest room. *Sheesh, I try to be nice to him, and he goes on and 'touches' me...*
Downstairs, Kagome wasn't partying with the others. She was staring out the window, searching. By now, everyone had arrived. Everyone...except one person.
"Kagome, you have to see this!!" Shippou exclaimed as he jumped on her shoulder. "Kouga-kun is chugging an entire case of something called 'beer'. It's so hilarious!"
"...Not now, Shippou..." Kagome said lightly. Shippou jumped in front of Kagome, and saw her troubled expression. "What's wrong?...oh...right..."
"I can't believe this...he should have been here by now..."
Shippou gave Kagome something close to a sympathetic look. "Aw, don't worry, Kagome! Inuyasha will come, I know it!" Kagome didn't reply. Shippou shrugged to himself and ran off to see more of Kouga's antics.
Kagome sighed and continued watching the door to the building that contained the well. *Inuyasha...please don't say you broke your promise...you said you would come...*
"That's strange...I think I've been here before..." Inuyasha muttered as he passed by a large tree. He put a hand to his forehead and growled. "Why can't I remember where that damn well is??!!"
Inuyasha began whining like a baby. "I'm gonna be LAAATTTTEEEEE!!! And Kagome's gonna KIIILLLL MEEEEE!!!"
A large yell rang out over the forest. "GODDAMN IT!!!!!!"
A/N: Aw, poor Inu-chan is lost in the forest. ^_^ And Kagome's sad. Aaawww... ^_^ Yay, I'm having fun with my first Inuyasha fic! I hope you guys have fun with it too! Before you CLICK, here's a preview for the next episode! I'll do a preview for each one, just as a little teaser.
Next time on "Party at the Higurashi's": Inuyasha struggles to find the well, but is intercepted by an unfortunate adversary! And what's this? A drunken Kouga? Now that's scary! And will Miroku ever be able to behave himself? Stay tuned to find out!