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THE LORD OF THE DANCE!!!
Elrond started pacing around the room, in a skippy-dancy sorta' way. He got out the microphone and began to sing!
"Somebody once told me
That "thanks to you, we're all doomed,
you married off your daughter to a Man,
She could've gotten better,
there were suiters all around her,
but NO she just had to complain.""
The drums kicked off, and a couple Elves joined him in the dance.
"Well the whines start coming
And they don't stop coming
When I see my friends, I gotta' start runnin'
Why did give her up so wrong?
I might live long but my brain gets numb
So much to do so much to hate
Why do I have to deal with all this?
I'll never know why I'm so cursed,
Every turn just brings the worst"
Then, the guitars came in and everyone was singing!
"Aw shoot! I made a wrong move!
Now the Elves are gonna' fry
Oh no! Why'd I do that?
And in the end, I'll just die"
Then Elrond came to his 'special' line.
"And NONE that glitters is gold
All my hope is lost in the cold"
Elrond jumped up and down, just like Sauron.
"I was going to run to the window," said Elrond. The camera quickly shot a scene of the silent window. Then it went back to Elrond. "But I AM the Lord of the Dance! So I will be, THE LORD OF THE DANCE!!!"
He ran out of the room, laughing madly.
Elrond found a very tall ladder, and put it up against the side of his House, where he climbed it, went to the highest pitch on the roof, spread his arms wide and called out to all of Middle Earth:
"I AM THE LORD OF THE DANCE!"
Everyone in Arda heard him.
"The Lord of the Dance?" asked Faramir. "The LORD of the DANCE?! What the heck is that?"
Boromir turned his head around, and the camera closed in on his face.
"I, Boromir, Son of Denethor, AM THE LORD OF THE DANCE!"
Faramir sang one note, that was eventually joined by a bunch of other random choir people that tend to pop out of nowhere.
Boromir danced to the tower of Minas Tirith, and he danced around the town, singing his song.
THE LORD OF THE DANCE!!!
Elrond started pacing around the room, in a skippy-dancy sorta' way. He got out the microphone and began to sing!
"Somebody once told me
That "thanks to you, we're all doomed,
you married off your daughter to a Man,
She could've gotten better,
there were suiters all around her,
but NO she just had to complain.""
The drums kicked off, and a couple Elves joined him in the dance.
"Well the whines start coming
And they don't stop coming
When I see my friends, I gotta' start runnin'
Why did give her up so wrong?
I might live long but my brain gets numb
So much to do so much to hate
Why do I have to deal with all this?
I'll never know why I'm so cursed,
Every turn just brings the worst"
Then, the guitars came in and everyone was singing!
"Aw shoot! I made a wrong move!
Now the Elves are gonna' fry
Oh no! Why'd I do that?
And in the end, I'll just die"
Then Elrond came to his 'special' line.
"And NONE that glitters is gold
All my hope is lost in the cold"
Elrond jumped up and down, just like Sauron.
"I was going to run to the window," said Elrond. The camera quickly shot a scene of the silent window. Then it went back to Elrond. "But I AM the Lord of the Dance! So I will be, THE LORD OF THE DANCE!!!"
He ran out of the room, laughing madly.
Elrond found a very tall ladder, and put it up against the side of his House, where he climbed it, went to the highest pitch on the roof, spread his arms wide and called out to all of Middle Earth:
"I AM THE LORD OF THE DANCE!"
Everyone in Arda heard him.
"The Lord of the Dance?" asked Faramir. "The LORD of the DANCE?! What the heck is that?"
Boromir turned his head around, and the camera closed in on his face.
"I, Boromir, Son of Denethor, AM THE LORD OF THE DANCE!"
Faramir sang one note, that was eventually joined by a bunch of other random choir people that tend to pop out of nowhere.
Boromir danced to the tower of Minas Tirith, and he danced around the town, singing his song.