Disclaimer: Don't own LOTR, that's Dr.Tolkien's. 'Kung-fu Fighting' belongs
to some other guy, and I own the lyrics I made up. I also own a dead
battery.
THE LORD OF THE DANCE!!!
Boromir danced through the city of Minas Tirith, singing a song! Faramir and the choir followed him wherever he went.
First, Boromir pranced along the row of shops.
"Everybody was Uruk fighting," he sang loudly.
Then everyone in the shop row opened their doors.
"Those Orcs were freaked-up Vikings," all the shope owners sang together.
"In fact it was really really funny," went Boromir as he now skipped wherever Denethor was, which was on top of a roof, holding a flaming torch screaming
"HAHA! PRETTY FIRE AND PRETTY FLAMES! BURNING ASHES! I'M A PYRO!"
The townspeople did there best to ignore him, and Faramir and the choir sang
"Even if we were scared and running,"
Then, Boromir went to his solo. He was now dancing up the stairs of Minas Tirith, Faramair and the choir following.
"There were scary Uruk-hai from scary Isengard," sang Boromir. The choir clapped their hands and stuff in the backround.
"They were killing us all,
and they smelled bad like lard,
It was an Orc-ish thing to do,
Cuz the floor was covered in GOO!
And everyone,
At Tol Brandir,
Was just screamin' "EWWWW!""
Boromir nearly reached the top of Minas Tirith as he sang the chorus again.
"Everybody was Uruk fighting!
Those Orcs were freaked-up Vikings
In fact it was really really funny
Even if we were scared and running!"
Faramir and the choir sang "Oh-oh-oh-oh!" four times, and Denethor just laughed madly.
When Boromir reached the top of the tower, he went to the highest point he could find, which was the scary pointy thingy on the roof, and screamed out to all of Middle Earth
"I AM THE LORD OF THE DANCE!!!"
Everyone in Arda heard him.
"He's not the Lord of the Dance!" remarked an Orc. "I'M the Lord of the Dance!"
"Nu-uh!" whined another. "I'M the Lord of the Dance!"
The argument continued between the two of them before a enoumous shadow was cast over them.
"Noooooo." sang someone in a VERY VERY low tone.
The two Orcs turned around. Saruman was standing there, his white robes and white hair fluttering in the sudden breeze (Oh yeah! It suddenly turned into nighttime, and the moon came out and stuff too! And it was 12:00 at noon)
Saruman pointed one long girly finger at the orcs.
"I, SARUMAN THE WHITE-"
"You're the EX white!" shouted Gandalf out of nowhere.
"SHUT UP! SHUT UP!" ushered Saruman. "THEY AREN'T SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT YET!"
Saruman turned his face back to the camera again and put on a cheesy grin before going back to his 'scary' face.
"I, SARUMAN THE WHITE, AM THE LORD OF THE DANCE!!!"
The orcs then immeditaely lined up in long rows, one leg stuck out, prepared to do some line-dancing. The camera closed in on Saurman.
THE LORD OF THE DANCE!!!
Boromir danced through the city of Minas Tirith, singing a song! Faramir and the choir followed him wherever he went.
First, Boromir pranced along the row of shops.
"Everybody was Uruk fighting," he sang loudly.
Then everyone in the shop row opened their doors.
"Those Orcs were freaked-up Vikings," all the shope owners sang together.
"In fact it was really really funny," went Boromir as he now skipped wherever Denethor was, which was on top of a roof, holding a flaming torch screaming
"HAHA! PRETTY FIRE AND PRETTY FLAMES! BURNING ASHES! I'M A PYRO!"
The townspeople did there best to ignore him, and Faramir and the choir sang
"Even if we were scared and running,"
Then, Boromir went to his solo. He was now dancing up the stairs of Minas Tirith, Faramair and the choir following.
"There were scary Uruk-hai from scary Isengard," sang Boromir. The choir clapped their hands and stuff in the backround.
"They were killing us all,
and they smelled bad like lard,
It was an Orc-ish thing to do,
Cuz the floor was covered in GOO!
And everyone,
At Tol Brandir,
Was just screamin' "EWWWW!""
Boromir nearly reached the top of Minas Tirith as he sang the chorus again.
"Everybody was Uruk fighting!
Those Orcs were freaked-up Vikings
In fact it was really really funny
Even if we were scared and running!"
Faramir and the choir sang "Oh-oh-oh-oh!" four times, and Denethor just laughed madly.
When Boromir reached the top of the tower, he went to the highest point he could find, which was the scary pointy thingy on the roof, and screamed out to all of Middle Earth
"I AM THE LORD OF THE DANCE!!!"
Everyone in Arda heard him.
"He's not the Lord of the Dance!" remarked an Orc. "I'M the Lord of the Dance!"
"Nu-uh!" whined another. "I'M the Lord of the Dance!"
The argument continued between the two of them before a enoumous shadow was cast over them.
"Noooooo." sang someone in a VERY VERY low tone.
The two Orcs turned around. Saruman was standing there, his white robes and white hair fluttering in the sudden breeze (Oh yeah! It suddenly turned into nighttime, and the moon came out and stuff too! And it was 12:00 at noon)
Saruman pointed one long girly finger at the orcs.
"I, SARUMAN THE WHITE-"
"You're the EX white!" shouted Gandalf out of nowhere.
"SHUT UP! SHUT UP!" ushered Saruman. "THEY AREN'T SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT YET!"
Saruman turned his face back to the camera again and put on a cheesy grin before going back to his 'scary' face.
"I, SARUMAN THE WHITE, AM THE LORD OF THE DANCE!!!"
The orcs then immeditaely lined up in long rows, one leg stuck out, prepared to do some line-dancing. The camera closed in on Saurman.