Disclaimer: Dr.Tolkien owns LOTR! 'M.I.B.' is from the 'Men in Black'
movie. I own my re-made lyrics and I also own (reaches over to the printer)
THIS WORTHLESS PIECE OF PAPER! MWHAHAHAHA!
THE LORD OF THE DANCE!!!
The orcs start dancing in this rhythm:
Stomp clap stomp clap clap
"Yeah! It's the W.I.W." sang Saruman.
"Here comes the Wizard in White!" all the Uruk-hai screeched. The lesser orcs continued to dance.
"Here comes the Wizard in White."
"Here I come!" echoed Saruman.
"He won't let us take over!" sang the Uruk.
"That's right! That's right!" Saruman began his 'rap' thing.
"This bad guy dresses in white BETTER remember that!
If it ever comes for me to make painful contact
The name I have….W.I.W
Saruman the White, leader of 'em all
Save Sauron
Thought I had died, but hey no!
I'm a Maia that just sunk low,
So I made a few bad choices
But so what? Who cares! Now I have more voices!"
Saruman started weaving in and out of the dancing orcs.
"I rule this town and you obey my law"
No misatkes or flaw
White is white and that's the way
Seen the good light?
Forget it!
Cuz you're my leigon now! All gone zip!
Yeah! And.."
The stomping and clapping got louder and the Uruk started singing louder too.
"Here comes the Wizard in White!"
"Here they come!" sang one tiny orc.
"The decked up white sorcerer!"
"Yeah-hah! Yeah-hah!" sang Saruman.
"Here comes the Wizard in White!"
"The Wizard in Whiiite!" went the tiny orc again.
"He won't let us take over!"
Saruman spun around in one spot and was just about to go to his next verse, when suddenly Gandalf whacked him on the head with his trusty staff!
"OWEE!" whined Saruman.
"Singing about yourself and all, 'being the greatest', what a-"
Then Saruman got out his trusty staff, dropped to the floor and swiped it under Gandalf's feet. He fell down and went 'ouchie!'
"HEY!" shouted Gandalf. "THAT WASN'T VERY NICE!"
Saruman laughed loudly as he jumped out the window and used his trusty staff to levitate himself in the air! Then he shrieked out to all of Middle- earth
"I AM THE LORD OF THE DANCE!!!"
Everyone in Arda heard him.
Gandy heard him, and used his staff to take away Saruman's.
Without his staff, Saruman fell from the sky and landed in his ugly, muddy breeding pit and started freaking out and screaming when he regained consciousness from the fall and discovered that he was now Saruman the Muddy.
Gandalf laughed madly, and evilly and started running around in circles, scaring all the orcs away, and he kept running, and, and, and, um, he kept laughing then HE RAN INTO A WALL!……AND HE FAINTED!
Anyways….
Everyone in Arda heard him.
"The Lord of the Dance?" questioned Pippin. "There is no such thing as the Lord of the Dance!"
"Exactly!" exclaimed Merry.
"That would be because…" began Sam in a sort of singy-songy voice.
"There are Lords of the Dance!" shouted Frodo! "FOUR Lords of the Dance!"
Suddenly, all the Hobbits around them just happened to be carrying guitars and drums, and suddenly, microphones were being sold at the vegetable cart.
THE LORD OF THE DANCE!!!
The orcs start dancing in this rhythm:
Stomp clap stomp clap clap
"Yeah! It's the W.I.W." sang Saruman.
"Here comes the Wizard in White!" all the Uruk-hai screeched. The lesser orcs continued to dance.
"Here comes the Wizard in White."
"Here I come!" echoed Saruman.
"He won't let us take over!" sang the Uruk.
"That's right! That's right!" Saruman began his 'rap' thing.
"This bad guy dresses in white BETTER remember that!
If it ever comes for me to make painful contact
The name I have….W.I.W
Saruman the White, leader of 'em all
Save Sauron
Thought I had died, but hey no!
I'm a Maia that just sunk low,
So I made a few bad choices
But so what? Who cares! Now I have more voices!"
Saruman started weaving in and out of the dancing orcs.
"I rule this town and you obey my law"
No misatkes or flaw
White is white and that's the way
Seen the good light?
Forget it!
Cuz you're my leigon now! All gone zip!
Yeah! And.."
The stomping and clapping got louder and the Uruk started singing louder too.
"Here comes the Wizard in White!"
"Here they come!" sang one tiny orc.
"The decked up white sorcerer!"
"Yeah-hah! Yeah-hah!" sang Saruman.
"Here comes the Wizard in White!"
"The Wizard in Whiiite!" went the tiny orc again.
"He won't let us take over!"
Saruman spun around in one spot and was just about to go to his next verse, when suddenly Gandalf whacked him on the head with his trusty staff!
"OWEE!" whined Saruman.
"Singing about yourself and all, 'being the greatest', what a-"
Then Saruman got out his trusty staff, dropped to the floor and swiped it under Gandalf's feet. He fell down and went 'ouchie!'
"HEY!" shouted Gandalf. "THAT WASN'T VERY NICE!"
Saruman laughed loudly as he jumped out the window and used his trusty staff to levitate himself in the air! Then he shrieked out to all of Middle- earth
"I AM THE LORD OF THE DANCE!!!"
Everyone in Arda heard him.
Gandy heard him, and used his staff to take away Saruman's.
Without his staff, Saruman fell from the sky and landed in his ugly, muddy breeding pit and started freaking out and screaming when he regained consciousness from the fall and discovered that he was now Saruman the Muddy.
Gandalf laughed madly, and evilly and started running around in circles, scaring all the orcs away, and he kept running, and, and, and, um, he kept laughing then HE RAN INTO A WALL!……AND HE FAINTED!
Anyways….
Everyone in Arda heard him.
"The Lord of the Dance?" questioned Pippin. "There is no such thing as the Lord of the Dance!"
"Exactly!" exclaimed Merry.
"That would be because…" began Sam in a sort of singy-songy voice.
"There are Lords of the Dance!" shouted Frodo! "FOUR Lords of the Dance!"
Suddenly, all the Hobbits around them just happened to be carrying guitars and drums, and suddenly, microphones were being sold at the vegetable cart.