A/N: Don't worry, I haven't shut up, folks! Gohan3000 stays with you
through thick and thin!! ^_^ I've just been busy lately with.....mid-terms.
-_- What a nightmare to be in high school, ne? But now I'm on winter break,
so I'll have plenty of time to write! ^_^ And I have this brand-spanking
new chappy just for you! Wasn't that nice of me?
Before we get started though, I noticed that many of you enjoyed the drunk Inuyasha and Sesshomaru bit. That pleases me, but unfortunately, there won't be much more of it. I'm sorry if you wanted to see a lot more, but the time slot in the story won't allow that. I'll try to make it just as funny when they're not drunk, though! So let's get goin'!
Chapter 6: Yu-Gi-Oh Anyone? and A New Conscience, The Conscience Strikes Back, Return of the Conscience; The Conscience Trilogy
Welcome back to "Party at the Higurashi's". If you recall, we last left our heroes at a very climactic point of our story. Inuyasha and Sesshomaru have become drunk along with Kouga, much to Kagome's dismay. It's anybody's guess what could happen now. The night holds many surprises as this party progresses.
But, another hour, give or take 30 minutes, has passed since then. Who knows what could have happened in that time? Let's check up on one of our drunken fools. Well...at least he was drunk earlier.
"Oooooooo....I'm going to kill myself in the morning..."
You see here Kouga, eyes drooping, econo-size bags under them, and very pale in the face. Yes, he is going through the worst part of drunkenness: the hangover. The bathroom has been blocked off for the past 10 minutes when Kouga felt the effects coming on.
"You wouldn't be talkin' if you drank 18 beers in less than an hour....jackass..."
Note the aggressiveness in his voice. Quite a pain. Luckily, Inu-chan and Sesshy-chan have not drunken enough beer to get very hung over. Maybe just a bit irritable. With that, let us leave Kouga to his lonesome self and get back to the story.
"For the last time, you are a DOG demon, not a MONKEY demon!" Myouga exclaimed. Inuyasha wasn't listening as he hung from the window sill by his feet, munching on a banana.
"Ooo eee eeee, ah ah ah!!" Inuyasha jumped down into a straight position and began running around the room. He dragged his arms across the ground like a gorilla. Kagome giggled.
"I don't know...it's kinda cute." Myouga frowned. "Maybe, if he was doing it just to be cute. In this situation, he actually thinks he's a monkey."
"Well isn't it better than him playing "The Incredible Inu"? Then it was "Inu, the Psycopath", "SuperInu", "Dr. Inu and Mr. Yasha", "Majin Inuyasha"...
"Okay, okay!" Myouga said, giving in. He glanced around the room, which had definitely seen better days. They were in the living room. Sesshomaru sat upon the torn up sofa, channel surfing like you wouldn't believe.
"CARTOONS, CARTOONS, CARTOONS, CARTOONS, CARTOONS, CARTOONS, CARTOONS!!!!!!!!!!" Sesshomaru paused when he got to a certain channel. After a moment of staring, he went back to flipping like crazy. "CARTOONS, CARTOONS, CARTOONS!!!"
"If we're lucky, he'll stay there all night." Myouga said with a laugh. Inuyasha stopped running around the room and walked over to Kagome. "I wants vittles, Kagome-chan! Can you gets me vittles?!"
Kagome chuckled nervously. "I don't know, Inuyasha, you just ate thirty minutes ago..." Kagome was silenced when Inuyasha ran behind her and jumped on her back. "LEAD ME TO VITTLES!!! YES YES!"
Kagome blushed heavily. "I-Inuyasha?....alright, I'll take you to some food, Inu-chan..."
"YAAAAAYYY!!!!...wait..." Inuyasha leaned down and whispered to Kagome, "DON'T call me Inu-chan again, wenchy girl."
Kagome sighed. At least he was beginning to sober up a little.
"Hmmm...."
"Hmmm indeed."
"Shut up."
Miroku sat cross-legged on the ground. He was staring intently at something as Sango watched to the side. In his hands were some cards. Jakotsu sat in front of him, grinning maliciously. He also had some cards. Both of them had cards lying on the ground in front of them, and also decks of cards at their sides.
"Your draw, peasant." Jakotsu said as he stretched backward, pretending to smoke a cigar like a snotty, rich guy. (A/N: Actually, I like to do that when I'm kicking butt in Monopoly ^_^)
Miroku glanced back and forth at his cards and at Jakotsu's hidden cards. He desperately looked up at Sango, trying to get advice. Sango shrugged.
The three were outside on the temple grounds. They wanted to get away from the antics of the drunken youkais for a bit by playing a certain card game. Sango didn't play, since it was a two-player game, and she didn't collect the card game anyway.
"Face it...you have nothing in your hand that can beat this," Jakotsu said with a sneer.
*Damn it...my points are so close to 0...but his are just around 700!* Miroku shakily moved his hand forward and placed it on the top of his deck.
*I place all of my faith in this next card!* Miroku slowly drew the card and looked at it. His mouth opened in surprise. *Yes, this is what I need!*
"Are you going to do something, or will you pass your turn?"
Miroku took a card and laid it face down in front of him. "I place this card face down on the field....AND..." Miroku took another card and placed it face up. "I summon Muka Muka, IN ATTACK MODE!"
Attack: 600 Defense: 300
"Are you kidding?" Jakotsu said with a laugh. "All of my monsters can beat that thing without even trying. And I'll prove that now..."
"WAIT!" Miroku ordered. "Did I say I was finished my turn?" Miroku took a card from his hand and showed it to Jakotsu. "I use the Pot of Greed magic card to draw 2 more cards into my hand!"
"Hmm..." Miroku drew two cards from his deck, not showing whether they were good or bad. Then he smirked. "And get this...you do know what Muka Muka's power is, right?"
"Oh, that's right!" Jakotsu said in surprise. Miroku nodded. "That's right. His Attack and Defense points are raised by 300 for every card in my hand! And I now I have 5 cards in my hand, so..."
Attack: 2100 Defense: 1800
"Not bad, Miroku, not bad....but remember. If you play a card from your hand, you'll lose a 300 bonus. That means you'd have to sacrifice playing any more Traps and Magic cards just to keep Muka Muka's power up." Jakotsu grinned. Miroku just smiled. "As I've got this planned out, I don't even need to play a card from my hand to win."
Jakotsu growled. He glanced at Miroku's face down card. *He's probably got some combo ready to throw at me when I attack....a trap, no doubt. Well, I'll have to get rid of it...*
Jakotsu frowned and drew a card from his deck. He grinned when he saw it. "Ooo...I'm going to love doing this." Miroku looked at him in surprise.
"I use The Forceful Sentry!" Miroku's eyes widened in surprise. "The Foreceful Sentry?"
"That's right. It allows me to look at your hand, then choose a card from it and return it to your deck. In this case, you'll lose your one 300 defense bonus as well."
Miroku growled, but he reluctantly showed Jakotsu his hand. "Ooooo, that's a powerful monster you've got there. Wonder why you didn't play it...oh well..." Jakotsu drew the card that Miroku thought he would pick, his Summoned Skull, and tossed it to Miroku. "Put this baby in your deck."
Miroku chuckled. *I thought he'd do that. But my plan was to make Muka Muka even stronger than my Skull. Or at least use Skull as a backup. Now that might not happen...*
Attack: 1800 Defense: 1500
"Oh ho, what else should I do? Let's see....perhaps I could attack your Muka Muka with my Curse of Dragon, now that's he stronger once again...or even more humiliating...my Blue Eyes..." Jakotsu smirked. He reached into his hand and played a card. "I play the Black Pendant!" Miroku gasped. "Oh no!"
"Yes! And I use it to raise my Curse of Dragon's Attack by 500 points!"
Attack: 2500 Defense: 1500
"Your move, Miroku...I'm not going to attack. I'll just let you wait it out a bit..."
"Hey guys, whatcha doin'?" Rin asked as she suddenly appeared. Sango smiled peacefully at her. "Ssshhh...they're playing Yu-Gi-Oh."
"WOW, I LOVE THAT SHOW! KEWL!!! WHO'S WINNING?!" Rin rushed forward to look at the stats. "Jakotsu is. He's got something called a Blue Eyes White Dragon, and a Curse of Dragon thingy. Miroku's got something called a Muka Muka....I don't know much about this game."
"Hmm...so Jakotsu-san likes Dragon-monsters..." Rin said quietly. Miroku drew a card just then. "I draw this card...returning Muka Muka's stats back to how they were last turn."
Attack: 2100 Defense: 1800
Miroku shuddered. "But, seeing as how your Curse of Dragon is now stronger, there's nothing I can do. Except for placing this card face down...."
Attack: 1800 Defense: 1500
*Idiot...now his Muka Muka is even weaker than before. Foolish.* Jakotsu sighed. "Alright then, its my turn." Jakotsu drew a card from his deck. "Well well....here we go, Miroku! It's time to dispose of whatever cards you are hiding from me!!"
"I play Heavy Storm!" Jakotsu grinned.
Miroku smirked. "Good play. You'll destroy everyone's Magic and Trap cards in play with that, and I see that you have none in play."
"And now that all your trap and magic cards are gone, I'll attack with Blue Eyes White Dragon!!"
Miroku rasied a finger into the air. "But..." he said, continuing from where he left off. "You have activated my trap!"
Jakotsu stared in surprise. "What? That can't be, I just destroyed all of your traps!"
"As a matter of fact, you DID destroy this one. But in turn, it protects my other cards!"
"You mean..."
"Yes! Fake Trap!" Miroku revealed one of his face down cards, a Fake Trap card. Jakotsu stared in surprise. "When my opponent tries to remove any of my Trap cards with a Magic card of sorts, THIS card activates and is sent to the graveyard in place of my trap cards!"
Jakotsu gasped as Miroku placed the Fake Trap in his discard pile. "Well, damn you! I don't care what card you have hidden there, it can't beat my Blue Eyes!"
Miroku shook his head. "How foolish too...you didn't waste any time, sending your Blue Eyes in for an attack without even checking to see if your Heavy Storm was successful." Miroku grinned. "Now it's too late to stop it."
"W-what do you mean?!" Jakotsu stuttered. Miroku pointed to his other face down card, then he flipped it over, revealing a Mirror Force.
"OH NO!!!!" Jakotsu shrieked. "M-m-my Blue Eyes' attack activates that card!!"
"And I'm sure you know what it does. It deflects the attack, destroying all of your monsters in Attack mode as it does!" Miroku said as he pointed at Jakotsu. "You're FINISHED!"
"NNNOOOOOO!!!! THAT BRINGS MY LIFE POINTS DOWN TO 0!!!!!" Jakotsu clutched at his head as he yelled in despair. He glanced back down at Miroku. "Y-you mean, your strategy wasn't to power up Muka Muka?!.....and, oh! That's why you didn't play Summoned Skull..."
Miroku laughed as he began to remove the rosary from his right hand.
"No, that was just a diversion to plan how and when I would get to use my Mirror Force! And yes, I didn't play my Skull because he doesn't have an Effect that would have distracted you long enough. Muka Muka's Effect can take a few turns to plan and maintain, so it was perfect for the job."
Miroku pointed his open hand at Jakotsu. "It's time to finish the job, now that I have beaten you! Your kind shall never plague this earth again, Jakotsu!" Miroku's air rip began to whirl around, preparing to suck. Jakotsu watched in horror.
"AIR RIP....OBLITERATE!!!!" Jakotsu screamed as he was pulled into Miroku's hand. As he disappeared, a tiny fragment of jewel shard fell out from the rip and landed on the ground. Miroku closed up his hand and smiled triumphantly.
"I have defeated the mighty Jakotsu, at last I have done it! But I can't take all the credit! It's because of my friends that I won; their friendship stayed with me the whole time, and their determination~"
'BONK'
"Can we give it a rest already?" Sango asked. Miroku rubbed his forehead. "Alright....well, at least we got that shard from him." (A/N: If only they knew where he was hiding it ^_^)
"Yay!! Now we can enter Pegasus's castle!" Rin exclaimed. Miroku and Sango stared at her. Miroku smiled nervously. "No no, she's right. No more play time..."
Miroku let off a silly grin and stared up into the sky. "Though, all this dueling makes me wish I had a Yami inside me....just a little dream of mine." Rin poked at Miroku's staff. "Maybe you can! This thingy looks kinda like the Millenium Rod!" (A/N: Excuse me if that's not the proper name for it. All I know for sure is that it belongs to that evil Malik guy)
Miroku gasped. "YOU'RE RIGHT!!!!" Miroku exclaimed as he gripped onto his staff firmly with both hands. He lifted the staff into the air. "I AM THE ALMIGHTY YAMI MIROKU!!!!"
'BONK'
"Owww..." 'Yami' Miroku muttered as he rubbed his head. Sango groaned and walked towards the house. Miroku and Rin followed her. As they entered the house, they heard a yell.
"ALL YOUR RAMEN ARE BELONG TO INUYASHA!!!!"
Miroku covered his mouth with his hand as he laughed. Inuyasha sat on the couch, eating more of his precious ramen. Inuyasha looked up and gasped when the group came in. He rushed forward and grabbed Miroku by the shoulders, leaning into his face.
"Quick..." he said in a harsh whisper. Miroku stuttered in confusion. "...tell me....where I can find...more ramen...."
"Umm...in the kitchen?" Miroku guessed with a shrug. Inuyasha jumped up and whooped. "DING DING DING! That's absolutely correct! Kagome-chan, tell 'em what they've won!"
Inuyasha waited patiently. Kagome wasn't even in the room though. He spun around in confusion. "KAAAGGGOOOOMMMEEE-CHHHHAAAANNN!!!" Inuyasha exclaimed desperately as he ran into the kitchen.
"Good puppy..." Kagome patted Sesshomaru on the head as he ate dog food out of a dish. *I knew this food would come in handy...*
"KAGOME-CHAN!!! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE MY CO-HOST!!" Inuyasha exclaimed as he ran into the room. Kagome smiled pleasantly. "Not right now, Inuyasha....I'm feeding your brother...
"You could feed me, too," a voice said from behind Kagome. It was Kikyou, sitting in a chair at the dinner table. Kagome frowned. "Yes, Kikyou..."
Kagome went to the cupboard, trying to find something for the bitchy miko. She often wondered if she could risk giving her contaminated water, or maybe even poisoned chocolates.
"No really, I've been sitting here for 10 minutes, and you've just ignored me," Kikyou said simply. Kagome cringed, trying to keep a straight face. "I know, Kikyou..."
"This is YOUR party, Kagome, not mine. You're the host, so you must feed your guests. And I am your guest," Kikyou smirked. Kagome face was growing darker and darker by the minute. "OF. COURSE. KIKYOU..."
"What are you getting mad about? I'm the one who should be mad. You've been standing there, neglecting my needs. Even know, you're wasting time by just lounging around, not caring at all for~"
"GET YOUR OWN DAMN MEAL, GODDAMN IT!!!!!!!!!" Kagome stormed out of the kitchen. Kikyou shrugged, then she watched intently as Inuyasha followed Kagome out.
*He's so vulnerable right now....perhaps I can tick that damn girl off a bit more. Just a little more should do it....*
Kagome breathed in slowly as Inuyasha plopped down on the couch. *Must not lose my temper....Inuyasha doesn't want it that way....must tolerate Kikyou....*
"Are you tolerating alright, Kagome-chan?" Inuyasha asked, a bit of edge to his voice. Kagome was taken aback by the sudden almost normalness of his voice. "O-of course, Inuyasha. That's what you wanted me to do..."
Inuyasha stared at Kagome. "....okey dokey...." Inuyasha lied back and begin rubbing his ears. Kagome paced around, trying to decide what to do to calm down. She glanced at the boom box and got an idea.
"I know!" She went over and popped a CD in. A funky j-pop song came on. Kagome gestured to Inuyasha. "Come on! Dance."
Inuyasha frowned. "What is dance?" Kagome laughed. "You mean you've never danced before? Oh my....well....it's when you "move around" to music."
"What do you mean, Kagome-chan?" Inuyasha asked curiously. Kagome bit her bottom lip. "Want me to show you?"
Inuyasha shrugged. "Yeah yeah....I wanna see." Kagome giggled. In a way, he was acting like a child. She nodded to him. "Alright then, I'll dance for this one song, then you can try."
Everything was silent except for the playing music as Kagome began to dance. Not like a crazy dance, but a soft, fluid dancing motion. Inuyasha's eyes shot open. He stared, and much to his surprise, he couldn't stop staring. Luckily, Kagome wasn't currently looking at him, or she might have slapped him.
*Oh my....I've never seen Kagome...m-move in such a way...*
*Kinda makes you wanna jump up and throw her onto the table, doesn't it?*
*Huh?*
Inuyasha was in his own little state of mind now. All he could see was Kagome dancing in front of him. But, slowly, something else came into vision. It was...a black-haired boy....no, it was actually Inuyasha. Another Inuyasha, a black- haired one. Inuyasha stared in surprise.
*W-who are you?* Inuyasha asked. Though he was speaking, Kagome couldn't hear him, because he was in his own mind right now.
The black-haired Inuyasha chuckled. *Don't you recognize me? I'm your conscience.* Inuyasha growled. *So it's you...I've been waiting to tear you apart for some time...*
Inuyasha rushed at his conscience and slashed, but his claws went right through him. *No no, Inuyasha. We are thoughts. You cannot hurt a thought.* Inuyasha rasied an eyebrow. *Really....well, damn it, what do you want?*
*I'm going to make sure you don't blow this evening again,* his conscience muttered. Inuyasha wasn't listening though. He was staring at Kagome again. A smite of drool fell from his open mouth. *INUYASHA!*
Inuyasha came to attention. *Alright, alright. What do you mean I blew it?* His conscience groaned. *Must I spell it out for you?!*
*Yes.* Inuyasha said plainly. His conscience grunted and snapped his fingers, making a chalkboard appear. Inuyasha watched in awe as he materialized some chalk.
*Hey, can you teach me to do that?*
*Ahem.* His conscience pointed to the chalkboard and began to write something on it. *D. R. U. N. K, now I don't think I can make it any clearer than that, do you?!* With a clap of his hands, the chalkboard and chalk disappeared.
*Oh, that. Well....I can explain that...*
*The clueless hanyou said.*
*Hey!* Inuyasha exclaimed with a snarl. His conscience shook his head.
*I thought so, you have no excuse. And yes, I actually didn't know if you did, because I've been cut off from you for the last hour or so, all because of your drinking games with Kouga!! IT TOOK ME EVERY OUNCE OF WILLPOWER JUST TO ENTER YOUR CONSCIENCE MIND!!*
Inuyasha coughed nervously. *.........* His conscience gestured towards Kagome. *Now do you want a chance with that, or not?!*
Inuyasha's eyes widened. Kagome had her back to him, and she was.....shaking her hips. Inuyasha nodded vigorously in answer to his conscience's question.
*At least we're getting somewhere.* The conscience walked over to Inuyasha, leading him back towards the sofa. *First of all, we need to get you sober. Your mind is sober, but your physical body is not.*
*How do we do that?* Inuyasha asked. His conscience placed a hand on his forehead. *Now that I've made it in here, perhaps I can work from the inside. If everything goes well, I can have you sober in a couple minutes.*
*Yes yes, that's good. Hurry up with it, bastard.* His conscience gave him a look. Inuyasha shuddered. *PLEASE hurry up with it, oh kind conscience.*
*Good. Respect for your superiors is respected by them.*
*Hey, you're not my superio~* Inuyasha was cut off when he felt a glow of aura flowing through him. He sighed and leaned back to let his conscience go to work.
*By the way....why do you look like my full human form?* Inuyasha asked, opening an eyelid slightly. His conscience looked down from his work.
*I always appear as the form you aren't currently in.* He said. Inuyasha thought on this. *Huh! But then what are you like when I'M in human form?*
*I don't recall. I'm usually too busy slashing at your internal organs and petting my cute, fuzzy ears when it happens.* Inuyasha rolled his eyes, then he lied back again.
"Your turn, Inuyasha," Kagome said as the song finished. She looked on in surprise when she noticed him lying back with his eyes closed. She smiled, pitying the state he was in, and decided to just keep on dancing.
*Soon I will be sober again....then maybe we can work this out...*
"Room for one more?" Kikyou asked as she suddenly jumped on the couch next to Inuyasha. He leaned to the side in surprise. "K-Kikyou-san?"
Kikyou growled. *Why is it he refers to HER with the suffix "chan", and not me? He's making a foolish error....*
"No no, Inu-chan. I'm Kikyou-CHAN, not -san. Understand?" Inuyasha stared at her. "Umm....I dunno...."
"CALL ME KIKYOU-CHAN, DOG BOY!!!!" Kikyou yelled in his ear. Inuyasha yelped. "Y-yes, of course, K-Kikyou-chan!"
Kagome twitched. Her fist clenched, but she continued to ignore Kikyou.
Kikyou smiled slyly. "Veeerrryy good, Inu-chan. You're a good doggy, do you know that?" She reached out and began to pet his ears. Inuyasha stuttered nervously. "K-K-Kikyou...." he muttered as he glanced back and forth at her and Kagome.
"Inuyasha....why are you hanging around here? There's nothing fun going on. Why don't we go somewhere else?...." Kikyou said as she scooted closer to him. She grinned. *At this rate, Kagome will explode. Peerrffeect...*
*Stay calm....stay calm....* Kagome thought quickly. But voices in her head thought otherwise.
*Rip her head off!!!*
*Sit him a thousand times! He's letting her touch him!!*
*Tear BOTH of them into a bloody pulp!*
*N-no....he doesn't want me to....Inuyasha....that damn Inuyasha....why does he not move away?....* Kagome's expression became more and more ferocious by the second.
"You really don't want to hang out with this boring girl, right? I know so," Kikyou muttered as she ran her hand through Inuyasha's long, white hair. Inuyasha stuttered, not sure what to do.
By now, Kagome was completely facing the other direction. She didn't dare turn around, to meet the terrible gaze of Kikyou. She felt she would lose it if she did. In her head she was mentally cursing both Kikyou and Inuyasha.
*Finished!*
Inuyasha eyes widened in surprise. *He's done! I'm sober again, I can feel it!* By now, Kikyou could have moved a centimeter over and she would be sitting ON Inuyasha. But, Inuyasha had other ideas.
"Kikyou....get the hell off this couch." Kikyou arched back in shock. She clenched her fist. "What are you saying, how dare you! SIT!!!"
Inuyasha cursed as he slammed into the cushions. Kikyou smiled triumphantly and folded her arms. "See, Inuyasha? I am your superior. You must always do what I want, that's how it's supposed to be."
Meanwhile, Kagome had stopped dancing. She just stood there, her mouth hanging open. It looked like she had been struck by lightning twice.
*She....didn't.....how dare she....*
Kagome spun around, surprising both Kikyou and Inuyasha. Before them stood not Kagome, but an EXTREMELY PISSED devil creature. She was on the verge of eruption, if she had been a volcano.
"HOW DAAARRREEEE YYYOOOUUUUUU!!! HOW DARE YOU SIT HIM!!!!!!!" Kagome exclaimed in her loudest possible voice. Kikyou just watched her, in slight surprise.
"FIRST YOU ENTER MY HOUSE, WHICH WAS BAD ENOUGH ON ITS OWN! THEN YOU CALL HIM INU-CHAN, WHICH REALLY PISSED ME OFF!!! BUT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!"
Kagome's voice rolled through the house like thunder. The rest of the guests upstairs struggled to hold their ground.
"I TOLD YOU SHE COULDN'T DO IIITTTT!!!" Miroku exclaimed, just before he was blown out of a nearby window. Sango grabbed him by the foot just as he was about to be lost, but soon they were both blown outside.
"MY PRECIOUS!!!!!!!" Jaken exclaimed as his staff was blown out the window as well. He leaped out in a desperate attempt to save it. A blood-curdling scream was heard, then a loud crash. "Jaken is strange," Rin muttered as she and Souta held onto a table leg for dear life. Shippou was trying to throw his Fox Fire at the gusts of wind, but it instead destroyed random objects in the room.
"NOW YOU HAVE THE NERVE TO SIT HIM, AND RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME!!!!! I WAS THE FIRST ONE TO EVER SIT INUYASHA, FROM THE START!! IT WAS I WHO PLACED THE ROSARY ON HIM, IT IS MY DUTY TO SIT HIM! YOU ARE NOT WORTHY TO SIT HIM, AND DOING SO IS AN INSULT TO MY CHARACTER! YOU BITCH!!!!!!!"
Inuyasha wasn't sure what hurt more: Kagome's screams, or the fact that she kept saying "sit". Kikyou yawned. "Jeez, I only said a simple word. Don't get all steamed up about it."
"IT'S NOT JUST ABOUT THE SIT!! I'VE HAD IT UP TO HERE WITH YOU!!! YOU TOO, INUYASHA! THIS IS YOUR FAULT, YOU LET HER STAY!! BECAUSE OF YOU, I'VE HAD NO FUN AT MY PARTY, THE PARTY THAT I'VE LOOKED FORWARD TO FOR WEEKS!! BECAUSE YOU DECIDED TO LET THE ONE PERSON I HATE MORE THAN ANYTHING IN THE WORLD JOIN US! I HOPE YOUR PLEASED, INUYASHA!!!!"
With that, Kagome put her hands to her face, probably to cover up tears, and she ran upstairs. A huge slam was head by her bedroom door. Inuyasha looked upstairs in utter shock.
"K-K-Kagome?!" Inuyasha glared at Kikyou. "Look what you've done, bitch!! You've upset her!! Kagome!!!" Inuyasha exclaimed as he ran upstairs.
Kikyou smirked as she stood up from the couch, watching Inuyasha run. *Try and talk with her all you want, Inuyasha....she'll reject you, and you'll come crawling back to me....just as I planned it.* Kikyou began to laugh evilly. "My plan is working perfectly! Yes! Ha ha ha!"
'SLAM'
Kikyou passed out onto the carpet. A grinning Sesshomaru stood behind her, holding a chair in his hands. "Inuyasha's not the only one who's been getting sober, bitch...."
He grabbed the priestess and threw her onto the couch. "You hag....trying to screw up my sweet little brother's relationship. How cruel...." Sesshomaru stared intently at the upstairs.
*C'mon, little brother. Don't let her escape you! Show her kindness, just like I told you! You can do it!*
A/N: DUN DUN DUN!!!! CLIFFY!!! ^_^ This is like the climax of the story here. But....before the story can even finish at all....something else must happen. Something veeerrryyy interesting. *grins maliciously*
Inuyasha: *gasps* YOU MEAN?!....
Yes! You've read 'em! You love 'em! It's LEMON TIME!!!!! ^_^
Inuyasha: *gasps again* HOT DAMN!!! *dances a little jig*
Now, of course, this will bring the rating up to R, but that's to be expected. Also expect that it might not be so great. I've never....done a lemon before. *blushes* I'll try to make it good though! Plus, I HAVE read other ones on this site....quite a few. *blushes again*
Inuyasha: HENTAI!!! *snickers*
Who said you could speak? _ Now back in your cage until I need you. Wait, I mean, until KAGOME needs you. *winks* I'll try to have this next chapter up as soon as possible. Until then, you'll have to guess at what else happens, because this next chappy will have NO teaser! *evil cackle* Sorry, I'm just such a suspenseful guy. Now, start your CLICKIN'!! ^_^
Before we get started though, I noticed that many of you enjoyed the drunk Inuyasha and Sesshomaru bit. That pleases me, but unfortunately, there won't be much more of it. I'm sorry if you wanted to see a lot more, but the time slot in the story won't allow that. I'll try to make it just as funny when they're not drunk, though! So let's get goin'!
Chapter 6: Yu-Gi-Oh Anyone? and A New Conscience, The Conscience Strikes Back, Return of the Conscience; The Conscience Trilogy
Welcome back to "Party at the Higurashi's". If you recall, we last left our heroes at a very climactic point of our story. Inuyasha and Sesshomaru have become drunk along with Kouga, much to Kagome's dismay. It's anybody's guess what could happen now. The night holds many surprises as this party progresses.
But, another hour, give or take 30 minutes, has passed since then. Who knows what could have happened in that time? Let's check up on one of our drunken fools. Well...at least he was drunk earlier.
"Oooooooo....I'm going to kill myself in the morning..."
You see here Kouga, eyes drooping, econo-size bags under them, and very pale in the face. Yes, he is going through the worst part of drunkenness: the hangover. The bathroom has been blocked off for the past 10 minutes when Kouga felt the effects coming on.
"You wouldn't be talkin' if you drank 18 beers in less than an hour....jackass..."
Note the aggressiveness in his voice. Quite a pain. Luckily, Inu-chan and Sesshy-chan have not drunken enough beer to get very hung over. Maybe just a bit irritable. With that, let us leave Kouga to his lonesome self and get back to the story.
"For the last time, you are a DOG demon, not a MONKEY demon!" Myouga exclaimed. Inuyasha wasn't listening as he hung from the window sill by his feet, munching on a banana.
"Ooo eee eeee, ah ah ah!!" Inuyasha jumped down into a straight position and began running around the room. He dragged his arms across the ground like a gorilla. Kagome giggled.
"I don't know...it's kinda cute." Myouga frowned. "Maybe, if he was doing it just to be cute. In this situation, he actually thinks he's a monkey."
"Well isn't it better than him playing "The Incredible Inu"? Then it was "Inu, the Psycopath", "SuperInu", "Dr. Inu and Mr. Yasha", "Majin Inuyasha"...
"Okay, okay!" Myouga said, giving in. He glanced around the room, which had definitely seen better days. They were in the living room. Sesshomaru sat upon the torn up sofa, channel surfing like you wouldn't believe.
"CARTOONS, CARTOONS, CARTOONS, CARTOONS, CARTOONS, CARTOONS, CARTOONS!!!!!!!!!!" Sesshomaru paused when he got to a certain channel. After a moment of staring, he went back to flipping like crazy. "CARTOONS, CARTOONS, CARTOONS!!!"
"If we're lucky, he'll stay there all night." Myouga said with a laugh. Inuyasha stopped running around the room and walked over to Kagome. "I wants vittles, Kagome-chan! Can you gets me vittles?!"
Kagome chuckled nervously. "I don't know, Inuyasha, you just ate thirty minutes ago..." Kagome was silenced when Inuyasha ran behind her and jumped on her back. "LEAD ME TO VITTLES!!! YES YES!"
Kagome blushed heavily. "I-Inuyasha?....alright, I'll take you to some food, Inu-chan..."
"YAAAAAYYY!!!!...wait..." Inuyasha leaned down and whispered to Kagome, "DON'T call me Inu-chan again, wenchy girl."
Kagome sighed. At least he was beginning to sober up a little.
"Hmmm...."
"Hmmm indeed."
"Shut up."
Miroku sat cross-legged on the ground. He was staring intently at something as Sango watched to the side. In his hands were some cards. Jakotsu sat in front of him, grinning maliciously. He also had some cards. Both of them had cards lying on the ground in front of them, and also decks of cards at their sides.
"Your draw, peasant." Jakotsu said as he stretched backward, pretending to smoke a cigar like a snotty, rich guy. (A/N: Actually, I like to do that when I'm kicking butt in Monopoly ^_^)
Miroku glanced back and forth at his cards and at Jakotsu's hidden cards. He desperately looked up at Sango, trying to get advice. Sango shrugged.
The three were outside on the temple grounds. They wanted to get away from the antics of the drunken youkais for a bit by playing a certain card game. Sango didn't play, since it was a two-player game, and she didn't collect the card game anyway.
"Face it...you have nothing in your hand that can beat this," Jakotsu said with a sneer.
*Damn it...my points are so close to 0...but his are just around 700!* Miroku shakily moved his hand forward and placed it on the top of his deck.
*I place all of my faith in this next card!* Miroku slowly drew the card and looked at it. His mouth opened in surprise. *Yes, this is what I need!*
"Are you going to do something, or will you pass your turn?"
Miroku took a card and laid it face down in front of him. "I place this card face down on the field....AND..." Miroku took another card and placed it face up. "I summon Muka Muka, IN ATTACK MODE!"
Attack: 600 Defense: 300
"Are you kidding?" Jakotsu said with a laugh. "All of my monsters can beat that thing without even trying. And I'll prove that now..."
"WAIT!" Miroku ordered. "Did I say I was finished my turn?" Miroku took a card from his hand and showed it to Jakotsu. "I use the Pot of Greed magic card to draw 2 more cards into my hand!"
"Hmm..." Miroku drew two cards from his deck, not showing whether they were good or bad. Then he smirked. "And get this...you do know what Muka Muka's power is, right?"
"Oh, that's right!" Jakotsu said in surprise. Miroku nodded. "That's right. His Attack and Defense points are raised by 300 for every card in my hand! And I now I have 5 cards in my hand, so..."
Attack: 2100 Defense: 1800
"Not bad, Miroku, not bad....but remember. If you play a card from your hand, you'll lose a 300 bonus. That means you'd have to sacrifice playing any more Traps and Magic cards just to keep Muka Muka's power up." Jakotsu grinned. Miroku just smiled. "As I've got this planned out, I don't even need to play a card from my hand to win."
Jakotsu growled. He glanced at Miroku's face down card. *He's probably got some combo ready to throw at me when I attack....a trap, no doubt. Well, I'll have to get rid of it...*
Jakotsu frowned and drew a card from his deck. He grinned when he saw it. "Ooo...I'm going to love doing this." Miroku looked at him in surprise.
"I use The Forceful Sentry!" Miroku's eyes widened in surprise. "The Foreceful Sentry?"
"That's right. It allows me to look at your hand, then choose a card from it and return it to your deck. In this case, you'll lose your one 300 defense bonus as well."
Miroku growled, but he reluctantly showed Jakotsu his hand. "Ooooo, that's a powerful monster you've got there. Wonder why you didn't play it...oh well..." Jakotsu drew the card that Miroku thought he would pick, his Summoned Skull, and tossed it to Miroku. "Put this baby in your deck."
Miroku chuckled. *I thought he'd do that. But my plan was to make Muka Muka even stronger than my Skull. Or at least use Skull as a backup. Now that might not happen...*
Attack: 1800 Defense: 1500
"Oh ho, what else should I do? Let's see....perhaps I could attack your Muka Muka with my Curse of Dragon, now that's he stronger once again...or even more humiliating...my Blue Eyes..." Jakotsu smirked. He reached into his hand and played a card. "I play the Black Pendant!" Miroku gasped. "Oh no!"
"Yes! And I use it to raise my Curse of Dragon's Attack by 500 points!"
Attack: 2500 Defense: 1500
"Your move, Miroku...I'm not going to attack. I'll just let you wait it out a bit..."
"Hey guys, whatcha doin'?" Rin asked as she suddenly appeared. Sango smiled peacefully at her. "Ssshhh...they're playing Yu-Gi-Oh."
"WOW, I LOVE THAT SHOW! KEWL!!! WHO'S WINNING?!" Rin rushed forward to look at the stats. "Jakotsu is. He's got something called a Blue Eyes White Dragon, and a Curse of Dragon thingy. Miroku's got something called a Muka Muka....I don't know much about this game."
"Hmm...so Jakotsu-san likes Dragon-monsters..." Rin said quietly. Miroku drew a card just then. "I draw this card...returning Muka Muka's stats back to how they were last turn."
Attack: 2100 Defense: 1800
Miroku shuddered. "But, seeing as how your Curse of Dragon is now stronger, there's nothing I can do. Except for placing this card face down...."
Attack: 1800 Defense: 1500
*Idiot...now his Muka Muka is even weaker than before. Foolish.* Jakotsu sighed. "Alright then, its my turn." Jakotsu drew a card from his deck. "Well well....here we go, Miroku! It's time to dispose of whatever cards you are hiding from me!!"
"I play Heavy Storm!" Jakotsu grinned.
Miroku smirked. "Good play. You'll destroy everyone's Magic and Trap cards in play with that, and I see that you have none in play."
"And now that all your trap and magic cards are gone, I'll attack with Blue Eyes White Dragon!!"
Miroku rasied a finger into the air. "But..." he said, continuing from where he left off. "You have activated my trap!"
Jakotsu stared in surprise. "What? That can't be, I just destroyed all of your traps!"
"As a matter of fact, you DID destroy this one. But in turn, it protects my other cards!"
"You mean..."
"Yes! Fake Trap!" Miroku revealed one of his face down cards, a Fake Trap card. Jakotsu stared in surprise. "When my opponent tries to remove any of my Trap cards with a Magic card of sorts, THIS card activates and is sent to the graveyard in place of my trap cards!"
Jakotsu gasped as Miroku placed the Fake Trap in his discard pile. "Well, damn you! I don't care what card you have hidden there, it can't beat my Blue Eyes!"
Miroku shook his head. "How foolish too...you didn't waste any time, sending your Blue Eyes in for an attack without even checking to see if your Heavy Storm was successful." Miroku grinned. "Now it's too late to stop it."
"W-what do you mean?!" Jakotsu stuttered. Miroku pointed to his other face down card, then he flipped it over, revealing a Mirror Force.
"OH NO!!!!" Jakotsu shrieked. "M-m-my Blue Eyes' attack activates that card!!"
"And I'm sure you know what it does. It deflects the attack, destroying all of your monsters in Attack mode as it does!" Miroku said as he pointed at Jakotsu. "You're FINISHED!"
"NNNOOOOOO!!!! THAT BRINGS MY LIFE POINTS DOWN TO 0!!!!!" Jakotsu clutched at his head as he yelled in despair. He glanced back down at Miroku. "Y-you mean, your strategy wasn't to power up Muka Muka?!.....and, oh! That's why you didn't play Summoned Skull..."
Miroku laughed as he began to remove the rosary from his right hand.
"No, that was just a diversion to plan how and when I would get to use my Mirror Force! And yes, I didn't play my Skull because he doesn't have an Effect that would have distracted you long enough. Muka Muka's Effect can take a few turns to plan and maintain, so it was perfect for the job."
Miroku pointed his open hand at Jakotsu. "It's time to finish the job, now that I have beaten you! Your kind shall never plague this earth again, Jakotsu!" Miroku's air rip began to whirl around, preparing to suck. Jakotsu watched in horror.
"AIR RIP....OBLITERATE!!!!" Jakotsu screamed as he was pulled into Miroku's hand. As he disappeared, a tiny fragment of jewel shard fell out from the rip and landed on the ground. Miroku closed up his hand and smiled triumphantly.
"I have defeated the mighty Jakotsu, at last I have done it! But I can't take all the credit! It's because of my friends that I won; their friendship stayed with me the whole time, and their determination~"
'BONK'
"Can we give it a rest already?" Sango asked. Miroku rubbed his forehead. "Alright....well, at least we got that shard from him." (A/N: If only they knew where he was hiding it ^_^)
"Yay!! Now we can enter Pegasus's castle!" Rin exclaimed. Miroku and Sango stared at her. Miroku smiled nervously. "No no, she's right. No more play time..."
Miroku let off a silly grin and stared up into the sky. "Though, all this dueling makes me wish I had a Yami inside me....just a little dream of mine." Rin poked at Miroku's staff. "Maybe you can! This thingy looks kinda like the Millenium Rod!" (A/N: Excuse me if that's not the proper name for it. All I know for sure is that it belongs to that evil Malik guy)
Miroku gasped. "YOU'RE RIGHT!!!!" Miroku exclaimed as he gripped onto his staff firmly with both hands. He lifted the staff into the air. "I AM THE ALMIGHTY YAMI MIROKU!!!!"
'BONK'
"Owww..." 'Yami' Miroku muttered as he rubbed his head. Sango groaned and walked towards the house. Miroku and Rin followed her. As they entered the house, they heard a yell.
"ALL YOUR RAMEN ARE BELONG TO INUYASHA!!!!"
Miroku covered his mouth with his hand as he laughed. Inuyasha sat on the couch, eating more of his precious ramen. Inuyasha looked up and gasped when the group came in. He rushed forward and grabbed Miroku by the shoulders, leaning into his face.
"Quick..." he said in a harsh whisper. Miroku stuttered in confusion. "...tell me....where I can find...more ramen...."
"Umm...in the kitchen?" Miroku guessed with a shrug. Inuyasha jumped up and whooped. "DING DING DING! That's absolutely correct! Kagome-chan, tell 'em what they've won!"
Inuyasha waited patiently. Kagome wasn't even in the room though. He spun around in confusion. "KAAAGGGOOOOMMMEEE-CHHHHAAAANNN!!!" Inuyasha exclaimed desperately as he ran into the kitchen.
"Good puppy..." Kagome patted Sesshomaru on the head as he ate dog food out of a dish. *I knew this food would come in handy...*
"KAGOME-CHAN!!! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE MY CO-HOST!!" Inuyasha exclaimed as he ran into the room. Kagome smiled pleasantly. "Not right now, Inuyasha....I'm feeding your brother...
"You could feed me, too," a voice said from behind Kagome. It was Kikyou, sitting in a chair at the dinner table. Kagome frowned. "Yes, Kikyou..."
Kagome went to the cupboard, trying to find something for the bitchy miko. She often wondered if she could risk giving her contaminated water, or maybe even poisoned chocolates.
"No really, I've been sitting here for 10 minutes, and you've just ignored me," Kikyou said simply. Kagome cringed, trying to keep a straight face. "I know, Kikyou..."
"This is YOUR party, Kagome, not mine. You're the host, so you must feed your guests. And I am your guest," Kikyou smirked. Kagome face was growing darker and darker by the minute. "OF. COURSE. KIKYOU..."
"What are you getting mad about? I'm the one who should be mad. You've been standing there, neglecting my needs. Even know, you're wasting time by just lounging around, not caring at all for~"
"GET YOUR OWN DAMN MEAL, GODDAMN IT!!!!!!!!!" Kagome stormed out of the kitchen. Kikyou shrugged, then she watched intently as Inuyasha followed Kagome out.
*He's so vulnerable right now....perhaps I can tick that damn girl off a bit more. Just a little more should do it....*
Kagome breathed in slowly as Inuyasha plopped down on the couch. *Must not lose my temper....Inuyasha doesn't want it that way....must tolerate Kikyou....*
"Are you tolerating alright, Kagome-chan?" Inuyasha asked, a bit of edge to his voice. Kagome was taken aback by the sudden almost normalness of his voice. "O-of course, Inuyasha. That's what you wanted me to do..."
Inuyasha stared at Kagome. "....okey dokey...." Inuyasha lied back and begin rubbing his ears. Kagome paced around, trying to decide what to do to calm down. She glanced at the boom box and got an idea.
"I know!" She went over and popped a CD in. A funky j-pop song came on. Kagome gestured to Inuyasha. "Come on! Dance."
Inuyasha frowned. "What is dance?" Kagome laughed. "You mean you've never danced before? Oh my....well....it's when you "move around" to music."
"What do you mean, Kagome-chan?" Inuyasha asked curiously. Kagome bit her bottom lip. "Want me to show you?"
Inuyasha shrugged. "Yeah yeah....I wanna see." Kagome giggled. In a way, he was acting like a child. She nodded to him. "Alright then, I'll dance for this one song, then you can try."
Everything was silent except for the playing music as Kagome began to dance. Not like a crazy dance, but a soft, fluid dancing motion. Inuyasha's eyes shot open. He stared, and much to his surprise, he couldn't stop staring. Luckily, Kagome wasn't currently looking at him, or she might have slapped him.
*Oh my....I've never seen Kagome...m-move in such a way...*
*Kinda makes you wanna jump up and throw her onto the table, doesn't it?*
*Huh?*
Inuyasha was in his own little state of mind now. All he could see was Kagome dancing in front of him. But, slowly, something else came into vision. It was...a black-haired boy....no, it was actually Inuyasha. Another Inuyasha, a black- haired one. Inuyasha stared in surprise.
*W-who are you?* Inuyasha asked. Though he was speaking, Kagome couldn't hear him, because he was in his own mind right now.
The black-haired Inuyasha chuckled. *Don't you recognize me? I'm your conscience.* Inuyasha growled. *So it's you...I've been waiting to tear you apart for some time...*
Inuyasha rushed at his conscience and slashed, but his claws went right through him. *No no, Inuyasha. We are thoughts. You cannot hurt a thought.* Inuyasha rasied an eyebrow. *Really....well, damn it, what do you want?*
*I'm going to make sure you don't blow this evening again,* his conscience muttered. Inuyasha wasn't listening though. He was staring at Kagome again. A smite of drool fell from his open mouth. *INUYASHA!*
Inuyasha came to attention. *Alright, alright. What do you mean I blew it?* His conscience groaned. *Must I spell it out for you?!*
*Yes.* Inuyasha said plainly. His conscience grunted and snapped his fingers, making a chalkboard appear. Inuyasha watched in awe as he materialized some chalk.
*Hey, can you teach me to do that?*
*Ahem.* His conscience pointed to the chalkboard and began to write something on it. *D. R. U. N. K, now I don't think I can make it any clearer than that, do you?!* With a clap of his hands, the chalkboard and chalk disappeared.
*Oh, that. Well....I can explain that...*
*The clueless hanyou said.*
*Hey!* Inuyasha exclaimed with a snarl. His conscience shook his head.
*I thought so, you have no excuse. And yes, I actually didn't know if you did, because I've been cut off from you for the last hour or so, all because of your drinking games with Kouga!! IT TOOK ME EVERY OUNCE OF WILLPOWER JUST TO ENTER YOUR CONSCIENCE MIND!!*
Inuyasha coughed nervously. *.........* His conscience gestured towards Kagome. *Now do you want a chance with that, or not?!*
Inuyasha's eyes widened. Kagome had her back to him, and she was.....shaking her hips. Inuyasha nodded vigorously in answer to his conscience's question.
*At least we're getting somewhere.* The conscience walked over to Inuyasha, leading him back towards the sofa. *First of all, we need to get you sober. Your mind is sober, but your physical body is not.*
*How do we do that?* Inuyasha asked. His conscience placed a hand on his forehead. *Now that I've made it in here, perhaps I can work from the inside. If everything goes well, I can have you sober in a couple minutes.*
*Yes yes, that's good. Hurry up with it, bastard.* His conscience gave him a look. Inuyasha shuddered. *PLEASE hurry up with it, oh kind conscience.*
*Good. Respect for your superiors is respected by them.*
*Hey, you're not my superio~* Inuyasha was cut off when he felt a glow of aura flowing through him. He sighed and leaned back to let his conscience go to work.
*By the way....why do you look like my full human form?* Inuyasha asked, opening an eyelid slightly. His conscience looked down from his work.
*I always appear as the form you aren't currently in.* He said. Inuyasha thought on this. *Huh! But then what are you like when I'M in human form?*
*I don't recall. I'm usually too busy slashing at your internal organs and petting my cute, fuzzy ears when it happens.* Inuyasha rolled his eyes, then he lied back again.
"Your turn, Inuyasha," Kagome said as the song finished. She looked on in surprise when she noticed him lying back with his eyes closed. She smiled, pitying the state he was in, and decided to just keep on dancing.
*Soon I will be sober again....then maybe we can work this out...*
"Room for one more?" Kikyou asked as she suddenly jumped on the couch next to Inuyasha. He leaned to the side in surprise. "K-Kikyou-san?"
Kikyou growled. *Why is it he refers to HER with the suffix "chan", and not me? He's making a foolish error....*
"No no, Inu-chan. I'm Kikyou-CHAN, not -san. Understand?" Inuyasha stared at her. "Umm....I dunno...."
"CALL ME KIKYOU-CHAN, DOG BOY!!!!" Kikyou yelled in his ear. Inuyasha yelped. "Y-yes, of course, K-Kikyou-chan!"
Kagome twitched. Her fist clenched, but she continued to ignore Kikyou.
Kikyou smiled slyly. "Veeerrryy good, Inu-chan. You're a good doggy, do you know that?" She reached out and began to pet his ears. Inuyasha stuttered nervously. "K-K-Kikyou...." he muttered as he glanced back and forth at her and Kagome.
"Inuyasha....why are you hanging around here? There's nothing fun going on. Why don't we go somewhere else?...." Kikyou said as she scooted closer to him. She grinned. *At this rate, Kagome will explode. Peerrffeect...*
*Stay calm....stay calm....* Kagome thought quickly. But voices in her head thought otherwise.
*Rip her head off!!!*
*Sit him a thousand times! He's letting her touch him!!*
*Tear BOTH of them into a bloody pulp!*
*N-no....he doesn't want me to....Inuyasha....that damn Inuyasha....why does he not move away?....* Kagome's expression became more and more ferocious by the second.
"You really don't want to hang out with this boring girl, right? I know so," Kikyou muttered as she ran her hand through Inuyasha's long, white hair. Inuyasha stuttered, not sure what to do.
By now, Kagome was completely facing the other direction. She didn't dare turn around, to meet the terrible gaze of Kikyou. She felt she would lose it if she did. In her head she was mentally cursing both Kikyou and Inuyasha.
*Finished!*
Inuyasha eyes widened in surprise. *He's done! I'm sober again, I can feel it!* By now, Kikyou could have moved a centimeter over and she would be sitting ON Inuyasha. But, Inuyasha had other ideas.
"Kikyou....get the hell off this couch." Kikyou arched back in shock. She clenched her fist. "What are you saying, how dare you! SIT!!!"
Inuyasha cursed as he slammed into the cushions. Kikyou smiled triumphantly and folded her arms. "See, Inuyasha? I am your superior. You must always do what I want, that's how it's supposed to be."
Meanwhile, Kagome had stopped dancing. She just stood there, her mouth hanging open. It looked like she had been struck by lightning twice.
*She....didn't.....how dare she....*
Kagome spun around, surprising both Kikyou and Inuyasha. Before them stood not Kagome, but an EXTREMELY PISSED devil creature. She was on the verge of eruption, if she had been a volcano.
"HOW DAAARRREEEE YYYOOOUUUUUU!!! HOW DARE YOU SIT HIM!!!!!!!" Kagome exclaimed in her loudest possible voice. Kikyou just watched her, in slight surprise.
"FIRST YOU ENTER MY HOUSE, WHICH WAS BAD ENOUGH ON ITS OWN! THEN YOU CALL HIM INU-CHAN, WHICH REALLY PISSED ME OFF!!! BUT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!"
Kagome's voice rolled through the house like thunder. The rest of the guests upstairs struggled to hold their ground.
"I TOLD YOU SHE COULDN'T DO IIITTTT!!!" Miroku exclaimed, just before he was blown out of a nearby window. Sango grabbed him by the foot just as he was about to be lost, but soon they were both blown outside.
"MY PRECIOUS!!!!!!!" Jaken exclaimed as his staff was blown out the window as well. He leaped out in a desperate attempt to save it. A blood-curdling scream was heard, then a loud crash. "Jaken is strange," Rin muttered as she and Souta held onto a table leg for dear life. Shippou was trying to throw his Fox Fire at the gusts of wind, but it instead destroyed random objects in the room.
"NOW YOU HAVE THE NERVE TO SIT HIM, AND RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME!!!!! I WAS THE FIRST ONE TO EVER SIT INUYASHA, FROM THE START!! IT WAS I WHO PLACED THE ROSARY ON HIM, IT IS MY DUTY TO SIT HIM! YOU ARE NOT WORTHY TO SIT HIM, AND DOING SO IS AN INSULT TO MY CHARACTER! YOU BITCH!!!!!!!"
Inuyasha wasn't sure what hurt more: Kagome's screams, or the fact that she kept saying "sit". Kikyou yawned. "Jeez, I only said a simple word. Don't get all steamed up about it."
"IT'S NOT JUST ABOUT THE SIT!! I'VE HAD IT UP TO HERE WITH YOU!!! YOU TOO, INUYASHA! THIS IS YOUR FAULT, YOU LET HER STAY!! BECAUSE OF YOU, I'VE HAD NO FUN AT MY PARTY, THE PARTY THAT I'VE LOOKED FORWARD TO FOR WEEKS!! BECAUSE YOU DECIDED TO LET THE ONE PERSON I HATE MORE THAN ANYTHING IN THE WORLD JOIN US! I HOPE YOUR PLEASED, INUYASHA!!!!"
With that, Kagome put her hands to her face, probably to cover up tears, and she ran upstairs. A huge slam was head by her bedroom door. Inuyasha looked upstairs in utter shock.
"K-K-Kagome?!" Inuyasha glared at Kikyou. "Look what you've done, bitch!! You've upset her!! Kagome!!!" Inuyasha exclaimed as he ran upstairs.
Kikyou smirked as she stood up from the couch, watching Inuyasha run. *Try and talk with her all you want, Inuyasha....she'll reject you, and you'll come crawling back to me....just as I planned it.* Kikyou began to laugh evilly. "My plan is working perfectly! Yes! Ha ha ha!"
'SLAM'
Kikyou passed out onto the carpet. A grinning Sesshomaru stood behind her, holding a chair in his hands. "Inuyasha's not the only one who's been getting sober, bitch...."
He grabbed the priestess and threw her onto the couch. "You hag....trying to screw up my sweet little brother's relationship. How cruel...." Sesshomaru stared intently at the upstairs.
*C'mon, little brother. Don't let her escape you! Show her kindness, just like I told you! You can do it!*
A/N: DUN DUN DUN!!!! CLIFFY!!! ^_^ This is like the climax of the story here. But....before the story can even finish at all....something else must happen. Something veeerrryyy interesting. *grins maliciously*
Inuyasha: *gasps* YOU MEAN?!....
Yes! You've read 'em! You love 'em! It's LEMON TIME!!!!! ^_^
Inuyasha: *gasps again* HOT DAMN!!! *dances a little jig*
Now, of course, this will bring the rating up to R, but that's to be expected. Also expect that it might not be so great. I've never....done a lemon before. *blushes* I'll try to make it good though! Plus, I HAVE read other ones on this site....quite a few. *blushes again*
Inuyasha: HENTAI!!! *snickers*
Who said you could speak? _ Now back in your cage until I need you. Wait, I mean, until KAGOME needs you. *winks* I'll try to have this next chapter up as soon as possible. Until then, you'll have to guess at what else happens, because this next chappy will have NO teaser! *evil cackle* Sorry, I'm just such a suspenseful guy. Now, start your CLICKIN'!! ^_^