A/N: WAAAHHH! _ This is the last chapter of my story! WAAAH!!! _
Inuyasha: Weirdo O_o
*smacks Inuyasha* What say you? Back in thy cage!! ^_^ I know, it's sad that it has to end, but I'm running out of ideas for it. O_O So, here ya' go, the last chappy. Hope you like it.
Chapter 8: The Aftermath or A Happy Ending
"Spank her again, Sesshy!"
Sesshomaru smirked. "With pleasure!"
'WHACK'
"YEEOOUUCCCH!!"
A weak and trembling Kikyou lay on the floor. The rest of the guests downstairs stood over her triumphantly. Sesshomaru held a wooden paddle in his hand. He patted it against his shoulder with a wide smirk.
"You've been a very bad girl, Kikyou! You must be PUNISHED!" Sesshomaru gave her another swift whack. Kikyou groaned as she started to feel dizzy.
"This is getting boring. Let's do something else to her!" Sango suggested. Miroku held up his right hand. "Can I suck her up?"
"No....that's too easy." Miroku protested. "Please?! Besides, I'm sure Jakotsu would like some company."
Myouga stared at Miroku. "You sucked up Jakotsu? Jeez....you do know he's gay, right?"
Miroku froze. "I PULLED A GAY MAN INTO MY AIR RIP???!!!!" Miroku screamed and ran around the room like a madman. Sango shook her head, and with a quick toss, Hiraikotsu ended Miroku's rampage.
"I haveth an idea," Kaede said. Sango and Miroku crowded around her and they began to whisper. Kikyou watched them, worrying about what they would do next. Finally, the three turned around, all of them grinning evily.
Kikyou gulped. Kaede suddenly reached into her pocket. "Big sister.....I am sorry to doeth this, but I must reveal something about you."
Kikyou yelped. "Oh no....no that! I beg you, little sister, don't do it!!!" Kaede grinned wider. She pulled out something from her pocket. It was a handful of prunes.
"NOT PRUUUNNEEESSS!!!!!" Kaede laughed evily. "Yes, I know you dispise prunes. So as punishment, YOU MUST EAT THEM TIL YOU BURST!" (A/N: This is not really true about Kikyou. I just made it up. ^_^)
"NNNOOOOO!!!" Kikyou tried to run, but Rin and Jaken grabbed hold of her legs. Kaede walked forward and stuffed the prunes into Kikyou's mouth. Kikyou's face turned green in disgust.
"CHEW!" Kaede ordered. Kikyou reluctantly began to chomp on the prunes. Her face turned a very interesting mix between green and purple. After a moment, she stopped and shook her head.
"SWALLOW!!" Kikyou shook her head. Suddenly, Miroku appeared behind her and smacked the back of her head. Kikyou choked and swallowed the prunes. She groaned and slinked onto the ground.
The group laughed their heads off. Sesshomaru whacked her ass a few more times with the paddle. "THAT'S WHAT YOU GET, BITCH! BWA HA HA HA!!!"
Kikyou moaned as she started to crawl forward. "Please....stop....I'm going to throw up...."
'CLICK'
'CREAK'
"Hmm hmm hm hm...."
Everyone froze in surprise. They turned their attention to the top of the stairs. There stood Inuyasha in all his glory. He had his pants on, but no shirt. Of course, the rosary was not there.
"It's Inuyasha...." Miroku stuttered. He grinned a moment later. "And he's got his shirt off....hoo hoo....."
"MY FRIENDS!" Inuyasha exclaimed. He had a very pleased grin on his face. "I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKE!"
Miroku smirked. "Yes, yes, here it comes!!" Sango mouth was wide open. "No way....they couldn't have...."
"I HAVE ENTERED THIS HOUSE, A BOY!"
Miroku looked like he was about to scream in happieness. Sango couldn't believe her ears. Kikyou stared up at him, wondering what he was going to say. The children were confused as usual.
"AND I WILL EXIT IT, A MAN!"
"YEAH!!!!!!!!" all the guys exclaimed.
"WHA??!!!" all the girls exclaimed.
"You know what's goin' on?" Souta asked Rin. Rin shrugged. Shippou laughed. "Obviously, Inuyasha had tea with Kagome. They must have had some good tea too, he looks really happy."
Kikyou's mouth was wide open. "B-b-but.....she gave herself to him?!.....that wasn't supposed to happen!!"
Inuyasha noticed Kikyou, and he glared at her. "You still here, bitch? Well, you're not welcome anymore. Let me tell ya' somethin'....."
Miroku snickered. Kikyou was about to get dissed.
"I have finally chosen between the two of you! And I chose Kagome! You are nothing to me now."
Kikyou stuttered. "I-I-Inuyasha?!....."
"........Go fuck yourself, bitch."
"YEAH!!!!!!!" everyone exclaimed. Kikyou was hit by that statement pretty hard. She stared at Inuyasha in shock. Everyone else began laughing at her. She clutched at her head; all of those voices were getting to her.
"S-stop it......st-stop laughing! STOP IT!!!" No one stopped. They pointed at her and laughed as loud as they could. She fell to her knees, staring at the ground as she felt her head start to spin. "L-leave me alone!....."
"WAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!"
Kikyou lost it. She screamed and ran towards the door. Without even opening it, she slammed through, and ran screaming towards the well. She jumped in, back to her own time, away from all the "mean people", as she called them.
"YYYYEEEEEAAAAAHHHH!!!!!" Everyone cheered at the exit of Kikyou. Inuyasha skipped down the stairs. "C'mon boys, let's go have some libation!"
"YEAH!!" Myouga, Miroku, Jii-chan, Sesshomaru, and Jaken followed Inuyasha into the kitchen. At the same time, Sango and Kaede-baba ran upstairs. This left Souta, Rin, and Shippou alone in the living room. They didn't look too happy about it.
"Kagome! Kagome!!!"
Sango and Kaede grabbed the door to Kagome's room and swung it open. They found Kagome lying in her bed, the covers went up to her neck. She smiled at them.
"Hey guys...."
Sango and Kaede ran to her bedside. "Kagome!! Did you really?!....."
Kagome nodded. "Don't worry, he didn't rape me or anything. I'm the one who suggested it." Sango raised an eyebrow. "Really?....."
Kagome giggled. "Yeah. Hey, do you think you guys could pick up those clothes on the floor for me? I'm kind of naked under here...."
Kaede stepped backward, finding that she was standing on Kagome's torn shirt. "Goodness gracious! You let him do that?!" Kagome nodded again. "Yes, I love him. I'll let him do anything he wants to."
Sango picked up Kagome's skirt, which had a claw-size slice through it. "We should just throw these away. They're pretty messed up."
"Perhaps. I've got another school outfit though, I'll just wear that."
"I suppose...." Sango muttered. She then remembered something from earlier. "Um, Kagome.....pardon my asking, but......when did you start?"
Kagome blushed. "Well.....about 25 minutes ago. And we finished 10 minutes ago." Sango snapped her fingers in an annoyed gesture. "Damn, now I owe Miroku....."
"WHA?!" Kagome's pleasant attitude suddenly shot down. "YOU BET ON WHEN WE WOULD START DOING IT??!!!" Sango nervously backed away. "N-no! I bet that you WOULDN'T do it!"
"Oh, so you thought I didn't love him enough to have sex with him, is that it?!" Sango put a hand to her head. This would take awhile. "No, I didn't mean that....augh...."
In the kitchen, the guys were having a grand old time as they drank sodas, since there was no more beer left. Inuyasha's attitude had apparently changed drastically since his little escapades with Kagome.
"So you really did 'it', huh?" Myouga asked with a grin. Inuyasha grinned back. "I.....DID IT!"
"Was it good?" Miroku asked excitedly. "C'mon, details! Details!"
Inuyasha gulped down a Wild Cherry Pepsi. "Hell yeah, it was good! And get this.........Kagome 'went first'." Inyasha smirked proudly.
"Ooooooohhhhh!!!!" all the guys exclaimed. Sesshomaru laughed heartily. "Inuyasha, you are a lucky bastard!"
"Well, if it wasn't for you, I wouldn't have done it at all. I showed her kindness, like you said," Inuyasha said with a smile. Sesshomaru stared blankly at Inuyasha for a moment.
".....Don't thank me. I know you were already capable of showing her kindness." Sesshomaru chuckled.
Inuyasha laughed. "Yah, I guess so! You just never saw my sensitive side......that's all."
The group shared a merry laugh, then Jaken went to the refrigerator to find more snacks. Meanwhile, Jii-chan looked curiously at Inuyasha's neck.
"Pardon my asking, Inuyasha......but don't you wear a rosary on your neck?"
Inuyasha grinned. "Usually......" This confused the other guys. Then Miroku finally understood. "Oh, of course, Kagome took it off because it got in the way, and she just hasn't put it back on him yet."
Inuyasha shook his head with a mischevious smile. "Nope nope nope. It stayed on through our whole 'time'."
"Then why is it not on now?" Sesshomaru asked. Inuyasha patted at his neck. "Kagome rid me of it. She took it off me and threw it out the window. It was a gift."
The guys stared in surprise. "Wow.....she must really love you to deprive herself of the joy of sitting you," Myouga muttered. As he said this, Inuyasha looked down on himself, laughing giddily. "Oh, it feels so great to hear the word sit like a normal person!"
"What's all the excitement about?" Kouga asked as he entered the room. Inuyasha quieted down when he saw him. "Kouga....hello....."
'YAWN'
"Phew, all the liquor's made me tired. So, what's goin' on?" Kouga pulled up a chair and made himself a spot around the table. "And why is dog turd's shirt off?"
"Oh, nothing, Kouga. It's nothing at all......" Inuyasha said nervously. He didn't fancy Kouga finding out what he did and then having him attack viciously.
Jaken jumped back onto the table with some chips. "Ack, Inuyasha-sama made love, sweet sweet love, to that girl Kagome. Yes, he did it, it's true, precious. Jaakkeen....." Jaken then jumped off to get more drinks, reciving a bop on the head from Inuyasha as he did.
Kouga's eyebrows rasied in surprise. "What? You and Kagome-chan had sex?" Inuyasha nodded. Much to his surprise, Kouga laughed and patted Inuyasha on the back.
"Nice job, dog boy! I guess even you can do something cool!"
Inuyasha blinked, not quite registering the non-hostillity of that statement. "Wait, you're not mad?"
Kouga waved his hand at Inuyasha. "Naaahh. Kagome is rightfully yours." Inuyasha smiled. "Well thanks, wolf boy! That means a lot."
Kouga chuckled before he went to take a sip of Dr. Pepper. "Besides, that Sango is looking mighty fine lately....."
It wasn't long after he said this before he received the 'evil eye' from Miroku. Kouga rolled his eyes. "Oh, I'm sorry. She's your 'touching' bag, my mistake."
"She is not my TOUCHING bag!" Miroku exclaimed. "Pervert......" Kouga muttered to himself. Miroku glared.
"You guys think that all there is to me is lecherism, don't you?" Miroku muttered. The other guys nodded all at once.
Miroku stood up angrily. "Well you're wrong! Perhaps I do that on the outside, but it's not what I'm thinking on the inside! So many times, I've wanted to compliment Sango or say something nice to her. I think up these sweet little things to say that I can talk to her with, but when I go to do it, I freeze up. So now if I keep going, I'm going to look like an idiot with nothing to say. All that touching and those remarks are just a cover up, all because of how stupidly shy I am! And I really do care for her, I'm just too shy to say it in a proper way."
The guys stared in shock as Miroku sat down with his hand on his forehead. "Wow......"
"Is that really true, housh.....Miroku?"
Miroku shrieked and jumped out of his chair. As he drifted back to the ground, he found Sango at the door, with Kaede behind her. She had a smile on her face.
"Y-y-y-y-y-y-you heard what I said?!" Miroku stuttered. The guys started to snicker and point at him.
"Is it really true that all your pervertedness is just a ploy? To cover up real feelings for me? Because you're shy?" Sango asked with a soft smile.
With that, Miroku ran screaming out the room. Sango ran after him. "Wait, Miroku! Let's talk about this!!"
"Oh ho! Seems the pervert is not as perverted as we once thought!" Inuyasha said with a laugh. The other guys laughed with him. Kaede put her hands on her hips. "I assumeth thee are having fun?"
The guys nodded. Jii-chan gestured to her. "Come're, Kaede-baby! Have some libation!" Kaede smiled and walked over, leaning on Jii-chan's head. The others stared at this scene in slight disgust.
Inuyasha whispered to Kouga, "What's with them?" Kouga whispered back, "I heard they played Spin-the-Bottle or something, and they got a little too into Seven Minutes in Heaven."
Inuyasha cringed and made a gagging gesture with his finger. Kouga snickered. Just then, Inuyasha heard footsteps coming down the stairs. He turned around and saw Kagome coming down. She was wearing a purple pajama top, with matching pants. She also had white fuzzy slippers on.
"Kaaahh!!" Little hearts appeared in Inuyasha's eyes. "She looks so kawaii!!" Sesshomaru dropped his soda in surprise. Inuyasha turned to the guys, who were starting to scoot their chairs away from him.
"She is kawaii, right?" The guys scooted away more. Inuyasha coughed, then his voice changed drastically. "RIGHT?"
Immediately, all the guys started complementing on how cute Kagome was. Inuyasha grinned in approval. Just then, he felt a pair of hands on his head.
"I see Kikyou has left the premises, eh?"
"Yep! I told her off. She won't ever bother you again."
"Good boy....." Kagome said as she rubbed Inuyasha's ears. Inuyasha closed his eyes and purred contently. The guys snickered and pointed some more.
Kagome laughed. "My my, it seems our little time together has caused quite a stir down here. Perhaps we should do that more often....." Kagome winked at Inuyasha as he blushed suddenly.
"Kagome.....not in front of the guys...." Inuyasha whispered hesitantly. Kagome playfully slapped him on the head. "Oh, get over it! By the way, where's Miroku and Sango?"
Inuyasha shrugged. "They ran off 'bout somethin'. Don't know what."
"Hmm.......well, who's up for some music?" Kagome asked. The guys smiled.
"Sure!"
J-pop music was playing once again. Most of the group was up and dancing, except for Inu and Sesshy.
"Oh, c'mon! Dance!" Kagome exclaimed. Inuyasha shook his head. "But we can't dance....."
"But it's easy!" Shippou exclaimed. "Watch me!" Shippou began to shake his body back and forth. He put his arms forward and began rocking them back and forth while tapping his feet on the ground. "THIS is dancing."
Inuyasha and Sesshomaru received a sweatdrop. "If THAT'S dancing, I'd rather not try it," Sesshomaru said.
Kagome laughed. "Forget him, that's just his way of dancing! C'mon!!" Kagome lunged forward and grabbed the two dog demons, pulling them off the couch. She began to spin them around while the two protested.
"But Kagome, we just had sex! Shouldn't we wait like thirty minutes?" Inuyasha complained. Kagome bopped him on the head. "That's for eating and then swimming, silly!"
"Now, go dance!" She exclaimed as she tossed Inuyasha into the center of the room. Everyone turned their attention to him as a spotlight shone on him suddenly. Inuyasha blushed furiously. "No no, I really couldn't....."
A microphone somehow made its way into his hand. "Sing!!" someone shouted. Inuyasha's eyes widened. "SING?!?!"
The group whooped and urged Inuyasha to sing. He began to sweat.
"Sing, Inuyasha! Won't you sing for me?...." Kagome asked innocently as she batted her eyelashes at him. Inuyasha turned bright red. "O-okay......but I've gotta sing to my own music."
Inuyasha stepped over to the CD player and turned off the current song. He reached into his pants pocket and pulled out another CD and popped it into the stereo. Then he walked over to the spotlight, cleared his throat, and prepared to sing to the music.
May I have your attention please? May I have your attention, please? Will the real Inuyasha, please stand up? I repeat: Will the real Inuyasha, please stand up? We're gonna have a problem here.
Ya'll act like you've never seen a half demon before! Jaws all on the floor like Sango, like Miroku just burst in the door and started touchin' her ass worse than before. Then next came divorce, and Miroku got smacked again. (Aah!) It's the return of the "Aw wait, no way, you're kidding. He didn't just say what I think he did, did he?" And Naraku said......nothin' you idiots! Naraku is dead, he's locked in my basement! (Ha ha!) Bitchy mikos love hanyous! (Chika chika chika) "Inuyasha, I'm sick of him, look at him! Walkin' around, searching for you- know-what, slicin' at you-know-who." "Yeah, but he's so cute though." Yeah, I've probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose, but no worse than what's goin' on in Miroku's bedroom. Sometimes, I just wanna take my sword and cut off someone's head, but can't, but it's cool for Kikyou to be the living dead! "My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips! And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss!" And that's the message that we deliver to little kitsunes and expect them not to know what "making out" is. Of course they're gonna know what intercourse is, by the time they hit 4th grade, they watch Cartoon Network on Saturday nights, don't they? We ain't nothin' but mammals. Well, some of us demons who cut other demons open like cantaloupes. But if we can be the living dead and cut off heads, then there's no reason that a man and another man can't be wed. But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote. Mikos wear your school clothes! Sing the chorus, and it goes:
I'm Inuyasha, yes I'm the real -yasha! All you other Inuyasha's are just stupid bakas. So won't the real Inuyasha please stand up? Please stand up? Please stand up?
Naraku doesn't have to break his back to find jewel shards. WELL I DO. So fuck him, and fuck you too! You think I give a damn about an anime grammy? Half of you otakus can't even stomach me, let alone stand me. "But Inu, what if you win? Wouldn't it be weird?" Why? So you guys can just lie to get me to this thing so you can, sit me here next to Gundam Wing? Shit, them crappy Pokemon better switch me chairs, so I can sit next to Dragonball Z and Hakusho. And hear 'em argue over who has the better dubbed anime show. Little bastards, put me on blast on the TV. "Yeah he's cute, but I think he's going out with Kagome, hee hee!" I should download their audio on MP3 and show the whole world how you gave otakus VD. I'm sick of you little kiddie animes, all you do is annoy me, so I have been sent here to destroy you. And there's a million of us just like me, who cuss like me, who'll slice you in half like me, who dress like me, walk, talk, and act like me And just might be, the next badass hanyou, but not quite me!
*Chorus*
I'm like a head-ache to listen to, cause I'm only giving you things you hear when I'm 'bout to slash you inside your living room. The only difference is I've got to balls to do it in front of ya'll, and I don't gotta worry 'bout the cops or going to jail at all! I just get up with my sword and swing it, and whether you like to admit it, I just shit it better than 90% of you other hanyous out there. Then you wonder how these kids can keep watching these animes like values, it's funny. Cause at the rate I'm going, when I'm 30, I'll be the only person still stuck to a tree, indefinetly. Deprived of pinching asses or jackin' off while I'm workin' and I'm jerkin', but this whole bag of viagra isn't working. And every single person is an Inuyasha lurkin', He could be workin' at Burger King, spittin' all over your ramen. Over in the parking lot, circling, screaming "I don't give a fuck!" With his windows down and his system up! So will the real -yasha please stand up and raise one of those claws on each hand up and be proud to be out of your mind, and out of control, and one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?
*Chorus x2*
Ha ha. Guess there's an Inuyasha in all of us. Fuck it.....let's all stand up.
".........."
Inuyasha went over to the stereo and turned it off. He turned back to his audience and bowed sheepishly. "Don't tell me....I stink, right?"
Suddenly, he heard someone clapping slowly. He turned to its source: It was Kagome. In time, the others joined her and soon everyone was clapping. Inuyasha smiled as he turned red.
"Yeah, get down wit' your bad self, Inuyasha-sama!" Myouga exclaimed. Inuyasha laughed to himself.
"No really, that was good, Inuyasha!" Kagome said. "Even if it was.....well.....one of HIS songs."
"What's wrong with Eminem?"
Kagome thought. "Hmm....considering who you are, any reasons wouldn't make sense. Just forget it."
Kagome skipped up to the stereo and put the j-pop CD back in. "I still prefer this music though. Let's dance, Inuyasha!"
Inuyasha was about to protest, but Kagome grabbed him by the hands and started swinging him back and forth. Inuyasha laughed. "Really, Kagome! I'm tellin' you, I can't dance!"
But despite this, he still danced to please here. And they all danced to their heart's content for the next hour or so. Finally, around midnight, it was time for the party to end. It was a fun night, and a night to remember.
"You comin', brother?" Sesshomaru asked. Him and his crew were the only ones still there. Everyone else had left for home. Inuyasha shook his head.
"Naw. I'm staying over here tonight." Sesshomaru grinned and nudged his bro in the shoulder. "Oh....I see. Heh heh." Inuyasha and Kagome both blushed.
"Be quiet, you!" Kagome said playfully. Rin waved up at her and Inuyasha. "Bye bye, Kago and Inu!"
"Ack, hiiisss.....off for home again, precious, yes. Jaaakkee, OWIE!!!!!!!"
Sesshomaru smirked as he lifted his hand back up. "Sorry for him. I promise he'll NEVER act like this again. Cya later."
"Bye!" Inuyasha and Kagome called as Sesshy exited the house with his crew and headed for the well. Kagome sighed and leaned against Inuyasha's shoulder. Inuyasha raised an eyebrow and looked down at her.
"So.....did you get the party you wanted?" he asked with a light smile. Kagome nodded. The two headed towards the stairs, still leaning against each other.
"You wanna look for more shards tommorow?" Kagome asked her love.
"Tommorow? No.....we need to take a break. I have a new desire in my life rather than jewel shards....."
Kagome giggled as they reached her bedroom door. She slowly went to open it, when she suddenly heard a voice from inside.
"Oh.....Sango...."
"Eh?" Kagome and Inuyasha stared in confusion.
"Miroku......"
"What th'?!" Kagome grabbed the door knob and swung it open.
This is what they saw: Miroku lay on Kagome's bed, wearing nothing but boxers. Sango was straddling Miroku's waist; kissing him forcefully on the lips and running her hands across his chest. Sango was in nothing but her underwear, and Miroku was squeezing her ass, though she didn't seem to mind.
"WHAT THE HELL????!!!!"
Miroku and Sango turned in surprise. "WAH!!!!"
"GET THE HELL OUT OF KAGOME'S ROOM, BASTARDS!!!!!!"
"OH MY GOD, WHAT ARE YOU DOING??!!
"What does it look like?! We're making sweet love!!"
"GET OUT OF MY FUCKING ROOM! GOD!!!!"
"I told you we should have gone into her mom's room!"
"THAT IS DISGUSTING!! GET OUT!!!!!"
'SCAMPER SCAMPER'
'SLAM'
Kagome was fuming with anger, as was Inuyasha. Inuyasha quickly grabbed all of the discarded garments on the floor and threw them out the window.
"The nerve!! Making out in MY room!" Kagome said in frustration. She folded her arms across her chest and shuddered. Just then, she heard Inuyasha chuckle.
"Well then....let's reclaim our territory," Inuyasha said in a low voice as he leaned back on Kagome's bed. This statement caused Kagome to burst out laughing. "Y-you.....pervert!"
"Heh heh.....come on now, let's get some sleep." Inuyasha gestured for her to come. Kagome smirked and obeyed. Inuyasha then put his hand on her cheek and pulled her down to him.
"Ashiteru, Inuyasha....."
"Ashiteru, Kagome....."
*THE END*
A/N: Yep, it's finished. I hope you all enjoyed my story lots. I enjoyed writing it. ^_^ Please CLICK and let me know your overall thoughts on it! I shall now take my leave, off to do other stories! Sayonara!
*walks off into the shadows*
*yells from the distance* AND HAVE A HAPPY NEW YEAR, MINNA SAN! ^_^
Inuyasha: Weirdo O_o
*smacks Inuyasha* What say you? Back in thy cage!! ^_^ I know, it's sad that it has to end, but I'm running out of ideas for it. O_O So, here ya' go, the last chappy. Hope you like it.
Chapter 8: The Aftermath or A Happy Ending
"Spank her again, Sesshy!"
Sesshomaru smirked. "With pleasure!"
'WHACK'
"YEEOOUUCCCH!!"
A weak and trembling Kikyou lay on the floor. The rest of the guests downstairs stood over her triumphantly. Sesshomaru held a wooden paddle in his hand. He patted it against his shoulder with a wide smirk.
"You've been a very bad girl, Kikyou! You must be PUNISHED!" Sesshomaru gave her another swift whack. Kikyou groaned as she started to feel dizzy.
"This is getting boring. Let's do something else to her!" Sango suggested. Miroku held up his right hand. "Can I suck her up?"
"No....that's too easy." Miroku protested. "Please?! Besides, I'm sure Jakotsu would like some company."
Myouga stared at Miroku. "You sucked up Jakotsu? Jeez....you do know he's gay, right?"
Miroku froze. "I PULLED A GAY MAN INTO MY AIR RIP???!!!!" Miroku screamed and ran around the room like a madman. Sango shook her head, and with a quick toss, Hiraikotsu ended Miroku's rampage.
"I haveth an idea," Kaede said. Sango and Miroku crowded around her and they began to whisper. Kikyou watched them, worrying about what they would do next. Finally, the three turned around, all of them grinning evily.
Kikyou gulped. Kaede suddenly reached into her pocket. "Big sister.....I am sorry to doeth this, but I must reveal something about you."
Kikyou yelped. "Oh no....no that! I beg you, little sister, don't do it!!!" Kaede grinned wider. She pulled out something from her pocket. It was a handful of prunes.
"NOT PRUUUNNEEESSS!!!!!" Kaede laughed evily. "Yes, I know you dispise prunes. So as punishment, YOU MUST EAT THEM TIL YOU BURST!" (A/N: This is not really true about Kikyou. I just made it up. ^_^)
"NNNOOOOO!!!" Kikyou tried to run, but Rin and Jaken grabbed hold of her legs. Kaede walked forward and stuffed the prunes into Kikyou's mouth. Kikyou's face turned green in disgust.
"CHEW!" Kaede ordered. Kikyou reluctantly began to chomp on the prunes. Her face turned a very interesting mix between green and purple. After a moment, she stopped and shook her head.
"SWALLOW!!" Kikyou shook her head. Suddenly, Miroku appeared behind her and smacked the back of her head. Kikyou choked and swallowed the prunes. She groaned and slinked onto the ground.
The group laughed their heads off. Sesshomaru whacked her ass a few more times with the paddle. "THAT'S WHAT YOU GET, BITCH! BWA HA HA HA!!!"
Kikyou moaned as she started to crawl forward. "Please....stop....I'm going to throw up...."
'CLICK'
'CREAK'
"Hmm hmm hm hm...."
Everyone froze in surprise. They turned their attention to the top of the stairs. There stood Inuyasha in all his glory. He had his pants on, but no shirt. Of course, the rosary was not there.
"It's Inuyasha...." Miroku stuttered. He grinned a moment later. "And he's got his shirt off....hoo hoo....."
"MY FRIENDS!" Inuyasha exclaimed. He had a very pleased grin on his face. "I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKE!"
Miroku smirked. "Yes, yes, here it comes!!" Sango mouth was wide open. "No way....they couldn't have...."
"I HAVE ENTERED THIS HOUSE, A BOY!"
Miroku looked like he was about to scream in happieness. Sango couldn't believe her ears. Kikyou stared up at him, wondering what he was going to say. The children were confused as usual.
"AND I WILL EXIT IT, A MAN!"
"YEAH!!!!!!!!" all the guys exclaimed.
"WHA??!!!" all the girls exclaimed.
"You know what's goin' on?" Souta asked Rin. Rin shrugged. Shippou laughed. "Obviously, Inuyasha had tea with Kagome. They must have had some good tea too, he looks really happy."
Kikyou's mouth was wide open. "B-b-but.....she gave herself to him?!.....that wasn't supposed to happen!!"
Inuyasha noticed Kikyou, and he glared at her. "You still here, bitch? Well, you're not welcome anymore. Let me tell ya' somethin'....."
Miroku snickered. Kikyou was about to get dissed.
"I have finally chosen between the two of you! And I chose Kagome! You are nothing to me now."
Kikyou stuttered. "I-I-Inuyasha?!....."
"........Go fuck yourself, bitch."
"YEAH!!!!!!!" everyone exclaimed. Kikyou was hit by that statement pretty hard. She stared at Inuyasha in shock. Everyone else began laughing at her. She clutched at her head; all of those voices were getting to her.
"S-stop it......st-stop laughing! STOP IT!!!" No one stopped. They pointed at her and laughed as loud as they could. She fell to her knees, staring at the ground as she felt her head start to spin. "L-leave me alone!....."
"WAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!"
Kikyou lost it. She screamed and ran towards the door. Without even opening it, she slammed through, and ran screaming towards the well. She jumped in, back to her own time, away from all the "mean people", as she called them.
"YYYYEEEEEAAAAAHHHH!!!!!" Everyone cheered at the exit of Kikyou. Inuyasha skipped down the stairs. "C'mon boys, let's go have some libation!"
"YEAH!!" Myouga, Miroku, Jii-chan, Sesshomaru, and Jaken followed Inuyasha into the kitchen. At the same time, Sango and Kaede-baba ran upstairs. This left Souta, Rin, and Shippou alone in the living room. They didn't look too happy about it.
"Kagome! Kagome!!!"
Sango and Kaede grabbed the door to Kagome's room and swung it open. They found Kagome lying in her bed, the covers went up to her neck. She smiled at them.
"Hey guys...."
Sango and Kaede ran to her bedside. "Kagome!! Did you really?!....."
Kagome nodded. "Don't worry, he didn't rape me or anything. I'm the one who suggested it." Sango raised an eyebrow. "Really?....."
Kagome giggled. "Yeah. Hey, do you think you guys could pick up those clothes on the floor for me? I'm kind of naked under here...."
Kaede stepped backward, finding that she was standing on Kagome's torn shirt. "Goodness gracious! You let him do that?!" Kagome nodded again. "Yes, I love him. I'll let him do anything he wants to."
Sango picked up Kagome's skirt, which had a claw-size slice through it. "We should just throw these away. They're pretty messed up."
"Perhaps. I've got another school outfit though, I'll just wear that."
"I suppose...." Sango muttered. She then remembered something from earlier. "Um, Kagome.....pardon my asking, but......when did you start?"
Kagome blushed. "Well.....about 25 minutes ago. And we finished 10 minutes ago." Sango snapped her fingers in an annoyed gesture. "Damn, now I owe Miroku....."
"WHA?!" Kagome's pleasant attitude suddenly shot down. "YOU BET ON WHEN WE WOULD START DOING IT??!!!" Sango nervously backed away. "N-no! I bet that you WOULDN'T do it!"
"Oh, so you thought I didn't love him enough to have sex with him, is that it?!" Sango put a hand to her head. This would take awhile. "No, I didn't mean that....augh...."
In the kitchen, the guys were having a grand old time as they drank sodas, since there was no more beer left. Inuyasha's attitude had apparently changed drastically since his little escapades with Kagome.
"So you really did 'it', huh?" Myouga asked with a grin. Inuyasha grinned back. "I.....DID IT!"
"Was it good?" Miroku asked excitedly. "C'mon, details! Details!"
Inuyasha gulped down a Wild Cherry Pepsi. "Hell yeah, it was good! And get this.........Kagome 'went first'." Inyasha smirked proudly.
"Ooooooohhhhh!!!!" all the guys exclaimed. Sesshomaru laughed heartily. "Inuyasha, you are a lucky bastard!"
"Well, if it wasn't for you, I wouldn't have done it at all. I showed her kindness, like you said," Inuyasha said with a smile. Sesshomaru stared blankly at Inuyasha for a moment.
".....Don't thank me. I know you were already capable of showing her kindness." Sesshomaru chuckled.
Inuyasha laughed. "Yah, I guess so! You just never saw my sensitive side......that's all."
The group shared a merry laugh, then Jaken went to the refrigerator to find more snacks. Meanwhile, Jii-chan looked curiously at Inuyasha's neck.
"Pardon my asking, Inuyasha......but don't you wear a rosary on your neck?"
Inuyasha grinned. "Usually......" This confused the other guys. Then Miroku finally understood. "Oh, of course, Kagome took it off because it got in the way, and she just hasn't put it back on him yet."
Inuyasha shook his head with a mischevious smile. "Nope nope nope. It stayed on through our whole 'time'."
"Then why is it not on now?" Sesshomaru asked. Inuyasha patted at his neck. "Kagome rid me of it. She took it off me and threw it out the window. It was a gift."
The guys stared in surprise. "Wow.....she must really love you to deprive herself of the joy of sitting you," Myouga muttered. As he said this, Inuyasha looked down on himself, laughing giddily. "Oh, it feels so great to hear the word sit like a normal person!"
"What's all the excitement about?" Kouga asked as he entered the room. Inuyasha quieted down when he saw him. "Kouga....hello....."
'YAWN'
"Phew, all the liquor's made me tired. So, what's goin' on?" Kouga pulled up a chair and made himself a spot around the table. "And why is dog turd's shirt off?"
"Oh, nothing, Kouga. It's nothing at all......" Inuyasha said nervously. He didn't fancy Kouga finding out what he did and then having him attack viciously.
Jaken jumped back onto the table with some chips. "Ack, Inuyasha-sama made love, sweet sweet love, to that girl Kagome. Yes, he did it, it's true, precious. Jaakkeen....." Jaken then jumped off to get more drinks, reciving a bop on the head from Inuyasha as he did.
Kouga's eyebrows rasied in surprise. "What? You and Kagome-chan had sex?" Inuyasha nodded. Much to his surprise, Kouga laughed and patted Inuyasha on the back.
"Nice job, dog boy! I guess even you can do something cool!"
Inuyasha blinked, not quite registering the non-hostillity of that statement. "Wait, you're not mad?"
Kouga waved his hand at Inuyasha. "Naaahh. Kagome is rightfully yours." Inuyasha smiled. "Well thanks, wolf boy! That means a lot."
Kouga chuckled before he went to take a sip of Dr. Pepper. "Besides, that Sango is looking mighty fine lately....."
It wasn't long after he said this before he received the 'evil eye' from Miroku. Kouga rolled his eyes. "Oh, I'm sorry. She's your 'touching' bag, my mistake."
"She is not my TOUCHING bag!" Miroku exclaimed. "Pervert......" Kouga muttered to himself. Miroku glared.
"You guys think that all there is to me is lecherism, don't you?" Miroku muttered. The other guys nodded all at once.
Miroku stood up angrily. "Well you're wrong! Perhaps I do that on the outside, but it's not what I'm thinking on the inside! So many times, I've wanted to compliment Sango or say something nice to her. I think up these sweet little things to say that I can talk to her with, but when I go to do it, I freeze up. So now if I keep going, I'm going to look like an idiot with nothing to say. All that touching and those remarks are just a cover up, all because of how stupidly shy I am! And I really do care for her, I'm just too shy to say it in a proper way."
The guys stared in shock as Miroku sat down with his hand on his forehead. "Wow......"
"Is that really true, housh.....Miroku?"
Miroku shrieked and jumped out of his chair. As he drifted back to the ground, he found Sango at the door, with Kaede behind her. She had a smile on her face.
"Y-y-y-y-y-y-you heard what I said?!" Miroku stuttered. The guys started to snicker and point at him.
"Is it really true that all your pervertedness is just a ploy? To cover up real feelings for me? Because you're shy?" Sango asked with a soft smile.
With that, Miroku ran screaming out the room. Sango ran after him. "Wait, Miroku! Let's talk about this!!"
"Oh ho! Seems the pervert is not as perverted as we once thought!" Inuyasha said with a laugh. The other guys laughed with him. Kaede put her hands on her hips. "I assumeth thee are having fun?"
The guys nodded. Jii-chan gestured to her. "Come're, Kaede-baby! Have some libation!" Kaede smiled and walked over, leaning on Jii-chan's head. The others stared at this scene in slight disgust.
Inuyasha whispered to Kouga, "What's with them?" Kouga whispered back, "I heard they played Spin-the-Bottle or something, and they got a little too into Seven Minutes in Heaven."
Inuyasha cringed and made a gagging gesture with his finger. Kouga snickered. Just then, Inuyasha heard footsteps coming down the stairs. He turned around and saw Kagome coming down. She was wearing a purple pajama top, with matching pants. She also had white fuzzy slippers on.
"Kaaahh!!" Little hearts appeared in Inuyasha's eyes. "She looks so kawaii!!" Sesshomaru dropped his soda in surprise. Inuyasha turned to the guys, who were starting to scoot their chairs away from him.
"She is kawaii, right?" The guys scooted away more. Inuyasha coughed, then his voice changed drastically. "RIGHT?"
Immediately, all the guys started complementing on how cute Kagome was. Inuyasha grinned in approval. Just then, he felt a pair of hands on his head.
"I see Kikyou has left the premises, eh?"
"Yep! I told her off. She won't ever bother you again."
"Good boy....." Kagome said as she rubbed Inuyasha's ears. Inuyasha closed his eyes and purred contently. The guys snickered and pointed some more.
Kagome laughed. "My my, it seems our little time together has caused quite a stir down here. Perhaps we should do that more often....." Kagome winked at Inuyasha as he blushed suddenly.
"Kagome.....not in front of the guys...." Inuyasha whispered hesitantly. Kagome playfully slapped him on the head. "Oh, get over it! By the way, where's Miroku and Sango?"
Inuyasha shrugged. "They ran off 'bout somethin'. Don't know what."
"Hmm.......well, who's up for some music?" Kagome asked. The guys smiled.
"Sure!"
J-pop music was playing once again. Most of the group was up and dancing, except for Inu and Sesshy.
"Oh, c'mon! Dance!" Kagome exclaimed. Inuyasha shook his head. "But we can't dance....."
"But it's easy!" Shippou exclaimed. "Watch me!" Shippou began to shake his body back and forth. He put his arms forward and began rocking them back and forth while tapping his feet on the ground. "THIS is dancing."
Inuyasha and Sesshomaru received a sweatdrop. "If THAT'S dancing, I'd rather not try it," Sesshomaru said.
Kagome laughed. "Forget him, that's just his way of dancing! C'mon!!" Kagome lunged forward and grabbed the two dog demons, pulling them off the couch. She began to spin them around while the two protested.
"But Kagome, we just had sex! Shouldn't we wait like thirty minutes?" Inuyasha complained. Kagome bopped him on the head. "That's for eating and then swimming, silly!"
"Now, go dance!" She exclaimed as she tossed Inuyasha into the center of the room. Everyone turned their attention to him as a spotlight shone on him suddenly. Inuyasha blushed furiously. "No no, I really couldn't....."
A microphone somehow made its way into his hand. "Sing!!" someone shouted. Inuyasha's eyes widened. "SING?!?!"
The group whooped and urged Inuyasha to sing. He began to sweat.
"Sing, Inuyasha! Won't you sing for me?...." Kagome asked innocently as she batted her eyelashes at him. Inuyasha turned bright red. "O-okay......but I've gotta sing to my own music."
Inuyasha stepped over to the CD player and turned off the current song. He reached into his pants pocket and pulled out another CD and popped it into the stereo. Then he walked over to the spotlight, cleared his throat, and prepared to sing to the music.
May I have your attention please? May I have your attention, please? Will the real Inuyasha, please stand up? I repeat: Will the real Inuyasha, please stand up? We're gonna have a problem here.
Ya'll act like you've never seen a half demon before! Jaws all on the floor like Sango, like Miroku just burst in the door and started touchin' her ass worse than before. Then next came divorce, and Miroku got smacked again. (Aah!) It's the return of the "Aw wait, no way, you're kidding. He didn't just say what I think he did, did he?" And Naraku said......nothin' you idiots! Naraku is dead, he's locked in my basement! (Ha ha!) Bitchy mikos love hanyous! (Chika chika chika) "Inuyasha, I'm sick of him, look at him! Walkin' around, searching for you- know-what, slicin' at you-know-who." "Yeah, but he's so cute though." Yeah, I've probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose, but no worse than what's goin' on in Miroku's bedroom. Sometimes, I just wanna take my sword and cut off someone's head, but can't, but it's cool for Kikyou to be the living dead! "My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips! And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss!" And that's the message that we deliver to little kitsunes and expect them not to know what "making out" is. Of course they're gonna know what intercourse is, by the time they hit 4th grade, they watch Cartoon Network on Saturday nights, don't they? We ain't nothin' but mammals. Well, some of us demons who cut other demons open like cantaloupes. But if we can be the living dead and cut off heads, then there's no reason that a man and another man can't be wed. But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote. Mikos wear your school clothes! Sing the chorus, and it goes:
I'm Inuyasha, yes I'm the real -yasha! All you other Inuyasha's are just stupid bakas. So won't the real Inuyasha please stand up? Please stand up? Please stand up?
Naraku doesn't have to break his back to find jewel shards. WELL I DO. So fuck him, and fuck you too! You think I give a damn about an anime grammy? Half of you otakus can't even stomach me, let alone stand me. "But Inu, what if you win? Wouldn't it be weird?" Why? So you guys can just lie to get me to this thing so you can, sit me here next to Gundam Wing? Shit, them crappy Pokemon better switch me chairs, so I can sit next to Dragonball Z and Hakusho. And hear 'em argue over who has the better dubbed anime show. Little bastards, put me on blast on the TV. "Yeah he's cute, but I think he's going out with Kagome, hee hee!" I should download their audio on MP3 and show the whole world how you gave otakus VD. I'm sick of you little kiddie animes, all you do is annoy me, so I have been sent here to destroy you. And there's a million of us just like me, who cuss like me, who'll slice you in half like me, who dress like me, walk, talk, and act like me And just might be, the next badass hanyou, but not quite me!
*Chorus*
I'm like a head-ache to listen to, cause I'm only giving you things you hear when I'm 'bout to slash you inside your living room. The only difference is I've got to balls to do it in front of ya'll, and I don't gotta worry 'bout the cops or going to jail at all! I just get up with my sword and swing it, and whether you like to admit it, I just shit it better than 90% of you other hanyous out there. Then you wonder how these kids can keep watching these animes like values, it's funny. Cause at the rate I'm going, when I'm 30, I'll be the only person still stuck to a tree, indefinetly. Deprived of pinching asses or jackin' off while I'm workin' and I'm jerkin', but this whole bag of viagra isn't working. And every single person is an Inuyasha lurkin', He could be workin' at Burger King, spittin' all over your ramen. Over in the parking lot, circling, screaming "I don't give a fuck!" With his windows down and his system up! So will the real -yasha please stand up and raise one of those claws on each hand up and be proud to be out of your mind, and out of control, and one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?
*Chorus x2*
Ha ha. Guess there's an Inuyasha in all of us. Fuck it.....let's all stand up.
".........."
Inuyasha went over to the stereo and turned it off. He turned back to his audience and bowed sheepishly. "Don't tell me....I stink, right?"
Suddenly, he heard someone clapping slowly. He turned to its source: It was Kagome. In time, the others joined her and soon everyone was clapping. Inuyasha smiled as he turned red.
"Yeah, get down wit' your bad self, Inuyasha-sama!" Myouga exclaimed. Inuyasha laughed to himself.
"No really, that was good, Inuyasha!" Kagome said. "Even if it was.....well.....one of HIS songs."
"What's wrong with Eminem?"
Kagome thought. "Hmm....considering who you are, any reasons wouldn't make sense. Just forget it."
Kagome skipped up to the stereo and put the j-pop CD back in. "I still prefer this music though. Let's dance, Inuyasha!"
Inuyasha was about to protest, but Kagome grabbed him by the hands and started swinging him back and forth. Inuyasha laughed. "Really, Kagome! I'm tellin' you, I can't dance!"
But despite this, he still danced to please here. And they all danced to their heart's content for the next hour or so. Finally, around midnight, it was time for the party to end. It was a fun night, and a night to remember.
"You comin', brother?" Sesshomaru asked. Him and his crew were the only ones still there. Everyone else had left for home. Inuyasha shook his head.
"Naw. I'm staying over here tonight." Sesshomaru grinned and nudged his bro in the shoulder. "Oh....I see. Heh heh." Inuyasha and Kagome both blushed.
"Be quiet, you!" Kagome said playfully. Rin waved up at her and Inuyasha. "Bye bye, Kago and Inu!"
"Ack, hiiisss.....off for home again, precious, yes. Jaaakkee, OWIE!!!!!!!"
Sesshomaru smirked as he lifted his hand back up. "Sorry for him. I promise he'll NEVER act like this again. Cya later."
"Bye!" Inuyasha and Kagome called as Sesshy exited the house with his crew and headed for the well. Kagome sighed and leaned against Inuyasha's shoulder. Inuyasha raised an eyebrow and looked down at her.
"So.....did you get the party you wanted?" he asked with a light smile. Kagome nodded. The two headed towards the stairs, still leaning against each other.
"You wanna look for more shards tommorow?" Kagome asked her love.
"Tommorow? No.....we need to take a break. I have a new desire in my life rather than jewel shards....."
Kagome giggled as they reached her bedroom door. She slowly went to open it, when she suddenly heard a voice from inside.
"Oh.....Sango...."
"Eh?" Kagome and Inuyasha stared in confusion.
"Miroku......"
"What th'?!" Kagome grabbed the door knob and swung it open.
This is what they saw: Miroku lay on Kagome's bed, wearing nothing but boxers. Sango was straddling Miroku's waist; kissing him forcefully on the lips and running her hands across his chest. Sango was in nothing but her underwear, and Miroku was squeezing her ass, though she didn't seem to mind.
"WHAT THE HELL????!!!!"
Miroku and Sango turned in surprise. "WAH!!!!"
"GET THE HELL OUT OF KAGOME'S ROOM, BASTARDS!!!!!!"
"OH MY GOD, WHAT ARE YOU DOING??!!
"What does it look like?! We're making sweet love!!"
"GET OUT OF MY FUCKING ROOM! GOD!!!!"
"I told you we should have gone into her mom's room!"
"THAT IS DISGUSTING!! GET OUT!!!!!"
'SCAMPER SCAMPER'
'SLAM'
Kagome was fuming with anger, as was Inuyasha. Inuyasha quickly grabbed all of the discarded garments on the floor and threw them out the window.
"The nerve!! Making out in MY room!" Kagome said in frustration. She folded her arms across her chest and shuddered. Just then, she heard Inuyasha chuckle.
"Well then....let's reclaim our territory," Inuyasha said in a low voice as he leaned back on Kagome's bed. This statement caused Kagome to burst out laughing. "Y-you.....pervert!"
"Heh heh.....come on now, let's get some sleep." Inuyasha gestured for her to come. Kagome smirked and obeyed. Inuyasha then put his hand on her cheek and pulled her down to him.
"Ashiteru, Inuyasha....."
"Ashiteru, Kagome....."
*THE END*
A/N: Yep, it's finished. I hope you all enjoyed my story lots. I enjoyed writing it. ^_^ Please CLICK and let me know your overall thoughts on it! I shall now take my leave, off to do other stories! Sayonara!
*walks off into the shadows*
*yells from the distance* AND HAVE A HAPPY NEW YEAR, MINNA SAN! ^_^