Disclaimer: Have You Ever Been Mellow is by Olivia Project
. LOTR is from Tolkien.
been quite a while... well'p... here it is!
THE LORD OF THE DANCE!!!
A couple dozen orcs jumped behind collumns and pillars, then reappeared with a couple DanceDanceRevolution machines. Each orc got one.
Gimli also recieved a DDR machine, and a golden microphone crusted with red rubies and all o' that junk that makes all the dwarves swoon and gape *cough*TheArkenstone*coughcough*.
"Hey!" shouted Gimli, "Let's get my song on!"
From below the Bridge of Khazad Dum, the Balrog plugged in all of the DDR machines. Gimli's song began.
"Have you ever been filthy?
All covered in ash,
Have you ever been working,
With trash,"
All the orcs were dancing in synchronism with Gimli and with the dance pad. It kinda' sounded like S-T-O-M-P because the orcs were more slamming their gruesome feet on the board more than stepping.
"There was a time when I was," Gimli kept singing,
"As sanitarty as you are,
I was like you,
But there was a day when I just,
Had to work with rocks and mines,
I was like you,"
"How many days ago was that?" hollered a voice that sounded like Legolas' out of nowhere "No, how many years ago was that?"
"Shut up and let me continue my song!" Gimli began jumping in fury, getting 'BOO' on the DDR machine.
"Now I mean to say its not ugly,
No, I just want to work with caves,"
The music kicked up.
"Have you ever been dirty,
Have you never tried,
To find some rocks in a cave,
Have you ever braided beards,"
Someone made a struggling and rather distubing cough, hack, and impression of a rabid squriell being choked to death by a piece of copper wire.
"Just to be diff'rent,"
Have you ever been working
With trash,"
But then the Balrog remembered that electric plugs don't exist in Moria, and neither did DanceDanceRevolution machines. So, everything went black.
But Gimli didn't care! Ignoring the everlasting darkness and the scraping of the DDR machines being put away, and the terrible calls of the orcs that fell off the ledges and into the abyss, he found a pillar, scrambled up to the top and hollered at the top of his rough dwarvish voice for all of Middle-earth to hear:
"I AM THE LORD OF THE DANCE!!!"
Everyone in Arda heard him.
But Legolas with his elvish powers got the DDR machines running again and was getting 'PERFECT' on DanceDanceRevolution 3rd Mix' s Mr. Wonderful.
"I'm Mr. Wonderful,
Oh I'm so incredible," he sang in his elvish voice,
"I'm Mr. Wonderful,
Perfect as can be,"
And the song went on until Legoas got the highest score you could possibly get on DDR. Oh happy day... (blech. Whatever.)
Anyways...
...uh... who's the next victim--I mean-- singer? Ooh! I know!
"Hoom-hum, what the hell was that?" exclaimed Treebeard.
"A mad dwarf calling out to Arda." answered a random ent.
"Oh... well... I, TREEBEARD THE ENT, AM THE LORD OF THE DANCE!"
You could hear the other ents start their tapdances from Valinor...
been quite a while... well'p... here it is!
THE LORD OF THE DANCE!!!
A couple dozen orcs jumped behind collumns and pillars, then reappeared with a couple DanceDanceRevolution machines. Each orc got one.
Gimli also recieved a DDR machine, and a golden microphone crusted with red rubies and all o' that junk that makes all the dwarves swoon and gape *cough*TheArkenstone*coughcough*.
"Hey!" shouted Gimli, "Let's get my song on!"
From below the Bridge of Khazad Dum, the Balrog plugged in all of the DDR machines. Gimli's song began.
"Have you ever been filthy?
All covered in ash,
Have you ever been working,
With trash,"
All the orcs were dancing in synchronism with Gimli and with the dance pad. It kinda' sounded like S-T-O-M-P because the orcs were more slamming their gruesome feet on the board more than stepping.
"There was a time when I was," Gimli kept singing,
"As sanitarty as you are,
I was like you,
But there was a day when I just,
Had to work with rocks and mines,
I was like you,"
"How many days ago was that?" hollered a voice that sounded like Legolas' out of nowhere "No, how many years ago was that?"
"Shut up and let me continue my song!" Gimli began jumping in fury, getting 'BOO' on the DDR machine.
"Now I mean to say its not ugly,
No, I just want to work with caves,"
The music kicked up.
"Have you ever been dirty,
Have you never tried,
To find some rocks in a cave,
Have you ever braided beards,"
Someone made a struggling and rather distubing cough, hack, and impression of a rabid squriell being choked to death by a piece of copper wire.
"Just to be diff'rent,"
Have you ever been working
With trash,"
But then the Balrog remembered that electric plugs don't exist in Moria, and neither did DanceDanceRevolution machines. So, everything went black.
But Gimli didn't care! Ignoring the everlasting darkness and the scraping of the DDR machines being put away, and the terrible calls of the orcs that fell off the ledges and into the abyss, he found a pillar, scrambled up to the top and hollered at the top of his rough dwarvish voice for all of Middle-earth to hear:
"I AM THE LORD OF THE DANCE!!!"
Everyone in Arda heard him.
But Legolas with his elvish powers got the DDR machines running again and was getting 'PERFECT' on DanceDanceRevolution 3rd Mix' s Mr. Wonderful.
"I'm Mr. Wonderful,
Oh I'm so incredible," he sang in his elvish voice,
"I'm Mr. Wonderful,
Perfect as can be,"
And the song went on until Legoas got the highest score you could possibly get on DDR. Oh happy day... (blech. Whatever.)
Anyways...
...uh... who's the next victim--I mean-- singer? Ooh! I know!
"Hoom-hum, what the hell was that?" exclaimed Treebeard.
"A mad dwarf calling out to Arda." answered a random ent.
"Oh... well... I, TREEBEARD THE ENT, AM THE LORD OF THE DANCE!"
You could hear the other ents start their tapdances from Valinor...