A/N: I'M BACK! I'M BACK! I'M BACK!!! ^_^
Inuyasha: *hangs himself in despair* X_X
Heh heh, yes, I am here to torture the Inu gang some more!! ^_^ Well, actually, I'm just gonna give you a BONUS chapter! That's right, and what is it of? BLOOPERS!!
Kagome: Uh oh. O_O
Yes, there are actual bloopers for this story, as if it were in fact not a story, but a movie! Today I shall take you in for a behind-the-scenes look at the filming of my story, and I'm the director! ^_^
Miroku: I'll be in my trailer if anyone needs me.... ~_O *runs off in fright*
Bwa ha ha. For now, I've only got bloopers for chapters 1-4, but I'll have 5-8 later. Here's how the layout works for each blooper:
*Scene Number Of Chapter: Action Taking Place in the Blooper*
Then after that, will be dialogue. If you get confused, you can always look at the actual story while reading the blooper. O_o Anyways, LET'S GET BUSY! ^_^
"Party at the Higurashi's" Bloopers!!!!!
Chapter 1:
*Scene 1: Kagome's Threat*
Kagome: Now, you are GOING to this party. I can't have a party without you there.
Inuyasha: Y-you're not gonna drop me, are you?!
Kagome: No. I'm gonna say the s-word until you fall out of my grasp.
Kagome grins suddenly.
Kagome: Sit!
Inuyasha falls out of Kagome's grasp and tumbles to the rocks below, screaming all the way. Kagome whistles innocently as Gohan3000 glares at her.
Kagome: I couldn't resist! He just looks so cute when he's in danger! ^_^
Shippou is heard sniggering off to the side.
Inuyasha: DAMN YOU, WENCH!
*Scene 2: Miroku's Arrival*
Kagome: Anyways, come on in, Myouga.
Miroku jumps in and steps on Myouga, as planned. He is wearing a chef's hat and smock.
Kagome: Nani?!
Gohan3000: Miroku!! Wrong wardrobe!!
Miroku: What say you?! You dare question Chef Miroku?!
*Miroku's Arrival, Take 2*
Kagome: Anyways, come on in, Myouga.
Miroku arrives. This time he is wearing nothing but swim trunks.
Miroku: Like, surf's up, dude.
Jii-chan: *from in the house* Cowabunga!!
Kagome puts a hand to her forehead in embarrassment.
*Miroku's Arrival, Take 22*
Kagome: Anyways......aw, just do it, Miroku.....
Miroku jumps in. He is wearing a suit similar to Yugi's in Yugioh, complete with the hairstyle. Kagome throws her arms up in frustration.
Kagome: I'll be in my trailer if anyone needs me!
Gohan3000: Cue the lights! Inuyasha, get that damned fool off the set!
Inuyasha jumps on set and tries to carry Miroku away.
Miroku: Foolish mortal. I am YAMI MIROKU, and I shall have your Millenium Items!
Inuyasha: Quit pushing, ya' bastard!
Miroku: YU-GI-OOOOOOHHHHH!!!
Inuyasha: YUGIOH THIS!!!!!
*Scene 3: Inuyasha vs. Conscience*
Conscience: Yes yes yes!!!
Inuyasha: No no no!!!
Conscience: Yep yep yeppity yep yep!
Inuyasha: Nope noppity nope nope!
Conscience: Yessire Bob, yeppo, yeppers, yes oh yes!
Inuyasha: Nopey nopey, dukey dukey, poopy poopy, no way Jose!
Conscience: HI-HO DIGGETY!!!
Inuyasha: NO-HO DIGGETY!!!!
Gohan3000: ~_O
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Chapter 2:
*Scene 1: Sesshomaru Changes Sides*
Inuyasha: That's it?! You mean you're not gonna keep fighting me for Tetsusaiga?!
Sesshomaru: WELL, DUH! OF COURSE I'M GOING TO!!!
Sesshomaru lunges at Inuyasha and slashes at his face. Then he grabs Tetsusaiga and laughs triumphantly.
Jakotsu: *from the side* Sesshomaru?......
Sesshomaru: Quiet, you!
Jakotsu: *points to the script* Um, Sesshomaru.....
Sesshomaru: I SAID QUIET, MORTAL! TETSUSAIGA IS FINALLY MINE!!!!
Inuyasha: Owie!!!
*Scene 2: Jii-chan's Fun*
Kaede: Why does ye intend to chase me?!
Jii-chan: Because I findeth thee to be dead sexy, ne?
Jii-chan gets Kaede in the bear hug. Suddenly, Kaede kisses him hard and the two fall to the ground.
Kagome: BAD KAEDE! NOT YET!!
Kaede: *between moans and groans* What?
Kagome: NO SEX YET!!!
Kaede: Why?
Kagome: BECAUSE!
Kaede: Because why?
Kagome: BECAUSE.......*grabs Inuyasha* BECAUSE INUYASHA WILL S-WORD ON YOU!!!
Inuyasha: I will?! O_o
*Scene 2: Souta's Anime CD*
Kouga: Time to put on some groovin' tunes!
Kouga turns the CD player on. The Inuyasha theme song comes up.
Miroku: HELL YEAH!!
Everyone starts to bust-a-move. Inuyasha even jumps in.
Gohan3000: INU, YOU'RE NOT EVEN IN THIS SCENE! _
Inuyasha: Screw you, this is MY song!
Kagome comes onto the set, shaking her head.
Kagome: Well, isn't this cute......BUT IT'S WRONG!!!!
Kouga: *picking himself up from Kagome's yell* Can I play Cha La Head next?
Kagome and Gohan3000: NO!!
*Souta's Anime CD, Take 2*
Kouga turns the CD player on. Rock the Dragon starts to play.
Miroku: HELL YEAH!!
Everyone starts dancing again. Inuyasha jumps in, but he doesn't dance.
Inuyasha: Okay, now THIS song sucks. No question.
Shippou: Dragon, dragon!! Rock the dragon!!! DRAGON BALL ZZZZZZ!!!
Shippou is thereafter knocked unconscious, courtesy of Inuyasha's fist.
Gohan3000: Someone get Souta in here, NOW!!! Get these other losers a lunch break!!
*Scene 3: Enter Jakotsu*
Sesshomaru: Well? Who is it?
Inuyasha: H-hey, you remember the Shichinin-tai, right?
Sesshomaru: The Shichinin-what?
Inuyasha: *face goes from serious to annoyed* Shichinin-TAI. You know, like a tie that you wear around your neck; that's how you pronounce it.
Sesshomaru: Oh, so there's a brand of ties called SHICHININ?
Inuyasha: No! The name of the group is the Shichinin-tai!
Sesshomaru: So you're saying there's a big group of ties out there? And they all have the name SHICHININ?
Inuyasha: NO!! Is anything I'm saying getting through to your pathetic brain?!
Sesshomaru: ..........So we're talking about ties that you wear around your neck, right?
Inuyasha: STOP ROLLING. JUST STOP, RIGHT NOW!!
Gohan3000: Sesshomaru, quit screwin' your scenes or I'm bringing in the monkey!!
Sesshomaru: You're going to bring in a MONKEY WRENCH?!
Gohan3000: SOMEONE FETCH ME MY SEDATIVE, NOW!!!!
Inuyasha: DITTO!
Sesshomaru: I'm confused...... o_o
Jakotsu: Hey! Can I come out yet? ~_O
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Chapter 3:
*Scene 1: Guess What Time It Is*
Miroku: Hey guys! Do you know what time it is?
Kouga: Time to drinks mo' beer?
Shippou: Time to moleste under-aged children?
Miroku: O_O
Everyone on the set slowly backs away from Shippou. Shippou watches them with question in his eyes.
Gohan3000: Shippou, Shippou, Shippou.......what did I tell you about falling out of character? _
Kagome: OMFG!!! SHIPPOU, VERY BAD KITSUNE!!!!!!!!!!!
*Guess What Time It Is, Take 2*
Kouga: Time to drinks mo' beer?
Myouga: Time to suck your blood?
Myouga flies forward and begins sucking Miroku's blood. Miroku stares at him.
Gohan3000: .......No, get the kitsune back in here. I'm just not feelin' it with Myouga.
Miroku: *beginning to lose consciousness* Um, a little help.....please..... X_X
*Guess What Time It Is, Take 3*
Everyone watches Shippou. Shippou squirms around in his seat nervously.
Shippou: Mmm.......time to......time to give each other hickeys?
Gohan3000: SHIPPOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Scene 2: Sango's Embarassment*
Sango: W-what? W-what's so funny?
Kagome: YOU'RE IN LOVE WITH MIROKU-SAMA, AREN'T YOU?
As Kagome begins rolling on the floor in laughter, a dreamy look appears on Sango's face.
Sango: Oh, am I that obvious?......
Kagome pauses in surprise.
Gohan3000: Huh?!
Sango: Ah, I've always wanted someone to know, but I've been too shy to tell! Yes, I do love him, that wonderful man he is! Oh, Miroku....if only I could tell you how I feel.....and I do wish it were more than a kiss, oh so much more!.....
Kagome has recently been trying to hang herself in disgust. Gohan3000 is grimacing.
Gohan3000: MOVING ON, THEN.... _
Sango is still pouring her heart out as everyone leaves the set.
*Scene 3: Miroku's Explanation*
Shippou: Miroku-sama? What are they really going to do in there?
Miroku: You kidding? They're gonna make sweet love, that's what!
Miroku pauses, then slaps his forehead, realizing his mistake.
Gohan3000: This is the 21st century, Miroku. There's been an invention called the "script"....
Miroku: I know, I KNOW! _
*Scene 4: Inuyasha's Here!*
In the downstairs, Kagome is rushing towards the front door. After knocking Kouga out of the way, she slams hard into the door. She quivers for a second, then falls backward. The door remains unmoved.
Kagome: G-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g......
Everyone on set starts laughing. The door opens a crack and Inuyasha peeks in, a big grin on his face.
Gohan3000: Alright, Inuyasha. Enough fun. Let's keep our paws off the door, okay? ~_O
*Inuyasha's Here!: Take 2*
Kagome rushes towards the door. When she hits it, it falls forward, knocking Inuyasha under it. Kagome lies dazed on the top.
Inuyasha: Oh yah.....I forgot, I also took the hinges out. -_-
Gohan3000: Hmm.....should I keep filming?......YES! ^_^
Inuyasha: Wha?.....YOU BASTARD! Get this infernal wooden structure off me!!
Kagome: I reiterate you.....YOU BASTARD!
Inuyasha: That's my wench! ^_^
*Scene 4: Inuyasha's Punishment*
Inuyasha: I'm here, ain't I? Isn't that good enough?
Kagome grits her teeth and tosses Inuyasha up into the air. Kouga whoops and holds up his 9.0 sign. Shippou holds up his 8.5 sign. Then Myouga holds up his, but it is actually an arrow pointing down that says "This Space For Rent". The group starts snickering.
Myouga: Eh?
Miroku tries not to laugh as he holds the real sign Myouga was supposed to hold behind his back.
*Inuyasha's Punishment: Take 2*
Kagome tosses Inuyasha into the air and Kouga, Shippou, and Myouga hold up their proper signs.
Kagome: SIT!!!!
Inuyasha screams as he falls towards the earth. He plows through the ground on impact, making a big hole. His scream becomes faint as everybody crowds around the hole.
Sango: .......sounds like he went ALL the way to China, I'd say.
Miroku: No no, you mean America. That joke only works when you're over there.
Sango: Shut up. -_-
Everyone whistles innocently as they stroll away from the big hole.
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Chapter 4:
*Scene 1: The Truth About Television*
Inuyasha: Hey, Kagome, what's this strange black square?
Kagome: It's a TV.
Inuyasha: TB?
Kagome: No no, TD.....um, I mean.....
Kagome starts cracking up. Inuyasha just raises an eyebrow at her.
Inuyasha: Alright, can we do that again?! Please?
*The Truth About Television: Take 2*
Kagome: It's a TV.
Inuyasha: TB?
Kagome: N-no no.....TC, er.....
Kagome begins laughing again. Inuyasha sighs.
Gohan3000: C'mon, let's straighten up, Kagome!
Kagome: Oh c'mon! You can't possibly find it unfunny that he doesn't know what TV is!
*The Truth About Television: Take 3*
Inuyasha: TB?
Kagome: No no, T......T......T.....
Kagome bursts into laughter. Inuyasha tries not to do the same.
Inuyasha: What is it this time? TE? Oh yes, kiddies! Now we've got the best quality televisions the world has to offer! One for each letter of the alphabet!
Gohan3000 scratches the back of his head nervously as Kagome rolls on the floor in laughter.
Inuyasha: TA, TB, TC, TD, TE, TF, TG! TH, TI, TJ, TK, TL, TM, TN, TO, TP!......
*Scene 1: Lesson Number 1: Manners*
Inuyasha jumps in front of Kagome just as she is going back to the kitchen.
Inuyasha: Um...I just wanted to say...
The two stare at each other for a moment.
Inuyasha: .......aw hell!! JUST FUCK ME, WENCH!!!
Inuyasha pulls Kagome to him and they begin a steamy kiss. The two fall back onto the couch, just as Sesshomaru gets off it in disgust.
Sesshomaru: Yeah, way to show you're a well-mannered person! ~_O
Sesshomaru looks at Gohan3000 for help, but he just shrugs.
Kagome: I personally....would like to end...today's filming early for a lunch break.....
Gohan3000: -_-
*Scene 2: Limbo!*
Miroku runs up the stairs after being knocked down by Jakotsu. After crashing through Jaken's staff, he is unable to stop himself. He runs straight through the wall and crashes down at the side of the house. The group crowds around the Miroku shaped hole.
Miroku: KKKKUUUUUSSSSSOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sango: Oooo.....that can't be good for the roses.
Miroku: KKKUUURRRRRRUUUSSSSSSHHHHIIIIII!!!!!!!!!
Shippou: For our American viewers out there, that is translated as, "PPPPPPPAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIINNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!" ^_^
Gohan3000: Good grief. We're having to spend a fortune rebuilding this damn house every other scene. -_-
Miroku: TASUKETE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Shippou: Translation, "HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!" ^_^
*Scene 3: Here Comes the Kikyou*
Kagome opens the front door and sees Kikyou. The two stare at each other, but then Kagome grins evily.
Kagome: Ah, Kikyou! What a pleasant surprise! Do come in, it must be quite cold out ther!
Kikyou's eyes widen in surprise.
Kikyou: Um.....right...
Kikyou begins to walk forward. When she passes halfway through the doorway, Kagome slams the door shut. Kikyou is squished between the door and the wall.
Kagome: BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!! I AM KIKYOU'S MURDERER!!!!!!!! WA HA HA HA!!!!!
Inuyasha: But Kagome, you're not supposed to....kill her.....
Kagome: HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!! INUYASHA IS MMMMIIIIIINNNNNEEEE!!!!!!!!! BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'M HIS BBBBBBIIIIIIIITTTTTTCCCCCCHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
In the meantime, Inuyasha and Gohan3000 have gone to the phone to call the authorities.
Gohan3000: Yes yes, that's right, officer. The target is IMMINENTLY INSANE. ~_O
Inuyasha: You work with them, director-san. I'll find some rope. _
A/N: Yays! Weren't those bloopers oh so much fun? ^_^
*The Inu gang glares at Gohan*
Yes, it's so fun to watch them make fools of themselves huh? ~_O
*More glares*
Um.....right. O_o Anyways, tune in next time for the next BONUS chapter, bloopers of Chapters 5-8!
*Inu gang screams in terror*
Me so evil. ^_^ Now, go CLICK, my friends!
Inuyasha: *hangs himself in despair* X_X
Heh heh, yes, I am here to torture the Inu gang some more!! ^_^ Well, actually, I'm just gonna give you a BONUS chapter! That's right, and what is it of? BLOOPERS!!
Kagome: Uh oh. O_O
Yes, there are actual bloopers for this story, as if it were in fact not a story, but a movie! Today I shall take you in for a behind-the-scenes look at the filming of my story, and I'm the director! ^_^
Miroku: I'll be in my trailer if anyone needs me.... ~_O *runs off in fright*
Bwa ha ha. For now, I've only got bloopers for chapters 1-4, but I'll have 5-8 later. Here's how the layout works for each blooper:
*Scene Number Of Chapter: Action Taking Place in the Blooper*
Then after that, will be dialogue. If you get confused, you can always look at the actual story while reading the blooper. O_o Anyways, LET'S GET BUSY! ^_^
"Party at the Higurashi's" Bloopers!!!!!
Chapter 1:
*Scene 1: Kagome's Threat*
Kagome: Now, you are GOING to this party. I can't have a party without you there.
Inuyasha: Y-you're not gonna drop me, are you?!
Kagome: No. I'm gonna say the s-word until you fall out of my grasp.
Kagome grins suddenly.
Kagome: Sit!
Inuyasha falls out of Kagome's grasp and tumbles to the rocks below, screaming all the way. Kagome whistles innocently as Gohan3000 glares at her.
Kagome: I couldn't resist! He just looks so cute when he's in danger! ^_^
Shippou is heard sniggering off to the side.
Inuyasha: DAMN YOU, WENCH!
*Scene 2: Miroku's Arrival*
Kagome: Anyways, come on in, Myouga.
Miroku jumps in and steps on Myouga, as planned. He is wearing a chef's hat and smock.
Kagome: Nani?!
Gohan3000: Miroku!! Wrong wardrobe!!
Miroku: What say you?! You dare question Chef Miroku?!
*Miroku's Arrival, Take 2*
Kagome: Anyways, come on in, Myouga.
Miroku arrives. This time he is wearing nothing but swim trunks.
Miroku: Like, surf's up, dude.
Jii-chan: *from in the house* Cowabunga!!
Kagome puts a hand to her forehead in embarrassment.
*Miroku's Arrival, Take 22*
Kagome: Anyways......aw, just do it, Miroku.....
Miroku jumps in. He is wearing a suit similar to Yugi's in Yugioh, complete with the hairstyle. Kagome throws her arms up in frustration.
Kagome: I'll be in my trailer if anyone needs me!
Gohan3000: Cue the lights! Inuyasha, get that damned fool off the set!
Inuyasha jumps on set and tries to carry Miroku away.
Miroku: Foolish mortal. I am YAMI MIROKU, and I shall have your Millenium Items!
Inuyasha: Quit pushing, ya' bastard!
Miroku: YU-GI-OOOOOOHHHHH!!!
Inuyasha: YUGIOH THIS!!!!!
*Scene 3: Inuyasha vs. Conscience*
Conscience: Yes yes yes!!!
Inuyasha: No no no!!!
Conscience: Yep yep yeppity yep yep!
Inuyasha: Nope noppity nope nope!
Conscience: Yessire Bob, yeppo, yeppers, yes oh yes!
Inuyasha: Nopey nopey, dukey dukey, poopy poopy, no way Jose!
Conscience: HI-HO DIGGETY!!!
Inuyasha: NO-HO DIGGETY!!!!
Gohan3000: ~_O
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Chapter 2:
*Scene 1: Sesshomaru Changes Sides*
Inuyasha: That's it?! You mean you're not gonna keep fighting me for Tetsusaiga?!
Sesshomaru: WELL, DUH! OF COURSE I'M GOING TO!!!
Sesshomaru lunges at Inuyasha and slashes at his face. Then he grabs Tetsusaiga and laughs triumphantly.
Jakotsu: *from the side* Sesshomaru?......
Sesshomaru: Quiet, you!
Jakotsu: *points to the script* Um, Sesshomaru.....
Sesshomaru: I SAID QUIET, MORTAL! TETSUSAIGA IS FINALLY MINE!!!!
Inuyasha: Owie!!!
*Scene 2: Jii-chan's Fun*
Kaede: Why does ye intend to chase me?!
Jii-chan: Because I findeth thee to be dead sexy, ne?
Jii-chan gets Kaede in the bear hug. Suddenly, Kaede kisses him hard and the two fall to the ground.
Kagome: BAD KAEDE! NOT YET!!
Kaede: *between moans and groans* What?
Kagome: NO SEX YET!!!
Kaede: Why?
Kagome: BECAUSE!
Kaede: Because why?
Kagome: BECAUSE.......*grabs Inuyasha* BECAUSE INUYASHA WILL S-WORD ON YOU!!!
Inuyasha: I will?! O_o
*Scene 2: Souta's Anime CD*
Kouga: Time to put on some groovin' tunes!
Kouga turns the CD player on. The Inuyasha theme song comes up.
Miroku: HELL YEAH!!
Everyone starts to bust-a-move. Inuyasha even jumps in.
Gohan3000: INU, YOU'RE NOT EVEN IN THIS SCENE! _
Inuyasha: Screw you, this is MY song!
Kagome comes onto the set, shaking her head.
Kagome: Well, isn't this cute......BUT IT'S WRONG!!!!
Kouga: *picking himself up from Kagome's yell* Can I play Cha La Head next?
Kagome and Gohan3000: NO!!
*Souta's Anime CD, Take 2*
Kouga turns the CD player on. Rock the Dragon starts to play.
Miroku: HELL YEAH!!
Everyone starts dancing again. Inuyasha jumps in, but he doesn't dance.
Inuyasha: Okay, now THIS song sucks. No question.
Shippou: Dragon, dragon!! Rock the dragon!!! DRAGON BALL ZZZZZZ!!!
Shippou is thereafter knocked unconscious, courtesy of Inuyasha's fist.
Gohan3000: Someone get Souta in here, NOW!!! Get these other losers a lunch break!!
*Scene 3: Enter Jakotsu*
Sesshomaru: Well? Who is it?
Inuyasha: H-hey, you remember the Shichinin-tai, right?
Sesshomaru: The Shichinin-what?
Inuyasha: *face goes from serious to annoyed* Shichinin-TAI. You know, like a tie that you wear around your neck; that's how you pronounce it.
Sesshomaru: Oh, so there's a brand of ties called SHICHININ?
Inuyasha: No! The name of the group is the Shichinin-tai!
Sesshomaru: So you're saying there's a big group of ties out there? And they all have the name SHICHININ?
Inuyasha: NO!! Is anything I'm saying getting through to your pathetic brain?!
Sesshomaru: ..........So we're talking about ties that you wear around your neck, right?
Inuyasha: STOP ROLLING. JUST STOP, RIGHT NOW!!
Gohan3000: Sesshomaru, quit screwin' your scenes or I'm bringing in the monkey!!
Sesshomaru: You're going to bring in a MONKEY WRENCH?!
Gohan3000: SOMEONE FETCH ME MY SEDATIVE, NOW!!!!
Inuyasha: DITTO!
Sesshomaru: I'm confused...... o_o
Jakotsu: Hey! Can I come out yet? ~_O
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Chapter 3:
*Scene 1: Guess What Time It Is*
Miroku: Hey guys! Do you know what time it is?
Kouga: Time to drinks mo' beer?
Shippou: Time to moleste under-aged children?
Miroku: O_O
Everyone on the set slowly backs away from Shippou. Shippou watches them with question in his eyes.
Gohan3000: Shippou, Shippou, Shippou.......what did I tell you about falling out of character? _
Kagome: OMFG!!! SHIPPOU, VERY BAD KITSUNE!!!!!!!!!!!
*Guess What Time It Is, Take 2*
Kouga: Time to drinks mo' beer?
Myouga: Time to suck your blood?
Myouga flies forward and begins sucking Miroku's blood. Miroku stares at him.
Gohan3000: .......No, get the kitsune back in here. I'm just not feelin' it with Myouga.
Miroku: *beginning to lose consciousness* Um, a little help.....please..... X_X
*Guess What Time It Is, Take 3*
Everyone watches Shippou. Shippou squirms around in his seat nervously.
Shippou: Mmm.......time to......time to give each other hickeys?
Gohan3000: SHIPPOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Scene 2: Sango's Embarassment*
Sango: W-what? W-what's so funny?
Kagome: YOU'RE IN LOVE WITH MIROKU-SAMA, AREN'T YOU?
As Kagome begins rolling on the floor in laughter, a dreamy look appears on Sango's face.
Sango: Oh, am I that obvious?......
Kagome pauses in surprise.
Gohan3000: Huh?!
Sango: Ah, I've always wanted someone to know, but I've been too shy to tell! Yes, I do love him, that wonderful man he is! Oh, Miroku....if only I could tell you how I feel.....and I do wish it were more than a kiss, oh so much more!.....
Kagome has recently been trying to hang herself in disgust. Gohan3000 is grimacing.
Gohan3000: MOVING ON, THEN.... _
Sango is still pouring her heart out as everyone leaves the set.
*Scene 3: Miroku's Explanation*
Shippou: Miroku-sama? What are they really going to do in there?
Miroku: You kidding? They're gonna make sweet love, that's what!
Miroku pauses, then slaps his forehead, realizing his mistake.
Gohan3000: This is the 21st century, Miroku. There's been an invention called the "script"....
Miroku: I know, I KNOW! _
*Scene 4: Inuyasha's Here!*
In the downstairs, Kagome is rushing towards the front door. After knocking Kouga out of the way, she slams hard into the door. She quivers for a second, then falls backward. The door remains unmoved.
Kagome: G-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g......
Everyone on set starts laughing. The door opens a crack and Inuyasha peeks in, a big grin on his face.
Gohan3000: Alright, Inuyasha. Enough fun. Let's keep our paws off the door, okay? ~_O
*Inuyasha's Here!: Take 2*
Kagome rushes towards the door. When she hits it, it falls forward, knocking Inuyasha under it. Kagome lies dazed on the top.
Inuyasha: Oh yah.....I forgot, I also took the hinges out. -_-
Gohan3000: Hmm.....should I keep filming?......YES! ^_^
Inuyasha: Wha?.....YOU BASTARD! Get this infernal wooden structure off me!!
Kagome: I reiterate you.....YOU BASTARD!
Inuyasha: That's my wench! ^_^
*Scene 4: Inuyasha's Punishment*
Inuyasha: I'm here, ain't I? Isn't that good enough?
Kagome grits her teeth and tosses Inuyasha up into the air. Kouga whoops and holds up his 9.0 sign. Shippou holds up his 8.5 sign. Then Myouga holds up his, but it is actually an arrow pointing down that says "This Space For Rent". The group starts snickering.
Myouga: Eh?
Miroku tries not to laugh as he holds the real sign Myouga was supposed to hold behind his back.
*Inuyasha's Punishment: Take 2*
Kagome tosses Inuyasha into the air and Kouga, Shippou, and Myouga hold up their proper signs.
Kagome: SIT!!!!
Inuyasha screams as he falls towards the earth. He plows through the ground on impact, making a big hole. His scream becomes faint as everybody crowds around the hole.
Sango: .......sounds like he went ALL the way to China, I'd say.
Miroku: No no, you mean America. That joke only works when you're over there.
Sango: Shut up. -_-
Everyone whistles innocently as they stroll away from the big hole.
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Chapter 4:
*Scene 1: The Truth About Television*
Inuyasha: Hey, Kagome, what's this strange black square?
Kagome: It's a TV.
Inuyasha: TB?
Kagome: No no, TD.....um, I mean.....
Kagome starts cracking up. Inuyasha just raises an eyebrow at her.
Inuyasha: Alright, can we do that again?! Please?
*The Truth About Television: Take 2*
Kagome: It's a TV.
Inuyasha: TB?
Kagome: N-no no.....TC, er.....
Kagome begins laughing again. Inuyasha sighs.
Gohan3000: C'mon, let's straighten up, Kagome!
Kagome: Oh c'mon! You can't possibly find it unfunny that he doesn't know what TV is!
*The Truth About Television: Take 3*
Inuyasha: TB?
Kagome: No no, T......T......T.....
Kagome bursts into laughter. Inuyasha tries not to do the same.
Inuyasha: What is it this time? TE? Oh yes, kiddies! Now we've got the best quality televisions the world has to offer! One for each letter of the alphabet!
Gohan3000 scratches the back of his head nervously as Kagome rolls on the floor in laughter.
Inuyasha: TA, TB, TC, TD, TE, TF, TG! TH, TI, TJ, TK, TL, TM, TN, TO, TP!......
*Scene 1: Lesson Number 1: Manners*
Inuyasha jumps in front of Kagome just as she is going back to the kitchen.
Inuyasha: Um...I just wanted to say...
The two stare at each other for a moment.
Inuyasha: .......aw hell!! JUST FUCK ME, WENCH!!!
Inuyasha pulls Kagome to him and they begin a steamy kiss. The two fall back onto the couch, just as Sesshomaru gets off it in disgust.
Sesshomaru: Yeah, way to show you're a well-mannered person! ~_O
Sesshomaru looks at Gohan3000 for help, but he just shrugs.
Kagome: I personally....would like to end...today's filming early for a lunch break.....
Gohan3000: -_-
*Scene 2: Limbo!*
Miroku runs up the stairs after being knocked down by Jakotsu. After crashing through Jaken's staff, he is unable to stop himself. He runs straight through the wall and crashes down at the side of the house. The group crowds around the Miroku shaped hole.
Miroku: KKKKUUUUUSSSSSOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sango: Oooo.....that can't be good for the roses.
Miroku: KKKUUURRRRRRUUUSSSSSSHHHHIIIIII!!!!!!!!!
Shippou: For our American viewers out there, that is translated as, "PPPPPPPAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIINNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!" ^_^
Gohan3000: Good grief. We're having to spend a fortune rebuilding this damn house every other scene. -_-
Miroku: TASUKETE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Shippou: Translation, "HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!" ^_^
*Scene 3: Here Comes the Kikyou*
Kagome opens the front door and sees Kikyou. The two stare at each other, but then Kagome grins evily.
Kagome: Ah, Kikyou! What a pleasant surprise! Do come in, it must be quite cold out ther!
Kikyou's eyes widen in surprise.
Kikyou: Um.....right...
Kikyou begins to walk forward. When she passes halfway through the doorway, Kagome slams the door shut. Kikyou is squished between the door and the wall.
Kagome: BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!! I AM KIKYOU'S MURDERER!!!!!!!! WA HA HA HA!!!!!
Inuyasha: But Kagome, you're not supposed to....kill her.....
Kagome: HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!! INUYASHA IS MMMMIIIIIINNNNNEEEE!!!!!!!!! BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'M HIS BBBBBBIIIIIIIITTTTTTCCCCCCHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
In the meantime, Inuyasha and Gohan3000 have gone to the phone to call the authorities.
Gohan3000: Yes yes, that's right, officer. The target is IMMINENTLY INSANE. ~_O
Inuyasha: You work with them, director-san. I'll find some rope. _
A/N: Yays! Weren't those bloopers oh so much fun? ^_^
*The Inu gang glares at Gohan*
Yes, it's so fun to watch them make fools of themselves huh? ~_O
*More glares*
Um.....right. O_o Anyways, tune in next time for the next BONUS chapter, bloopers of Chapters 5-8!
*Inu gang screams in terror*
Me so evil. ^_^ Now, go CLICK, my friends!