"Take off your shirt," a familiar voice said from behind me as I walked
down the hall. I couldn't recall who, exactly, the voice belonged to. I
whirled to face James "I'm-a-Big-Shot" Potter.
"I beg your bloody pardon?" I asked glaring into the face of my date who didn't know he was to be my date, not that I wanted him to.
"I believe that you aren't a normal witch.I need to make sure you don't have wings, so take off your shirt."
"I will not remove my clothing to promote your pervert needs," I said roughly. I was getting scared though. He knew what I wasn't, but he doesn't know what I am.
"Sicko," he muttered and turned to go.
"I am not a sicko, I do not go around asking people to take off their shirts."
"As if you have anything I want to see," he said after a snort and left. I trailed him down the hall.
"What's that supposed to mean?" I said my anger rising quickly.
"That," he said as he turned to face me, "means that I haven't the faintest interest on what little lies beneath your clothes since you aren't a combination of a witch and either gargoyle or dragoyle because as it seems, you would have grown taller when upset and you are still the shrimp you were before."
"What do you mean, what little?!" I asked.
"Don't worry about it Lily, really, its more of a guy thing." his voice trailed off.
"Wait a minute, you bastard, you've been looking at my chest!" I screamed.
People turned to face us but I didn't care. "What little there is of it has been judged. Now I have to get going," he said and he went down a corridor I followed after a moment's hesitation but he was no where to be seen.
"I will make sure you pay for this, I really will," I said to no one in particular as I turned to go the Great Hall. I sat on one side of Kylie, and Remus sat on the other.
"Hey, what's shaking?" Kylie asked merrily.
"Just that James Potter is a pervert and a bastard, nothing else," I said as I slowly began to chew. Remus stopped eating.
"James? A pervert? I know he's clever, but he's no pervert," Remus said to his friend's defense.
"Well, I don't know, asking a girl to take off her shirt in the middle of a hallway is pretty sick to me," I said cheekily.
"He asked you what?" Remus stared baffled and the other two of his trio decided to walk in right then and there.
"I can't believe you could make all of Malfoy's stuff sport Gryffindor colors, but his hair as well," Sirius said laughing.
"What can I say? He needed a slight lesson," James said with a shrug. Sirius sat beside Remus and James stood behind, yet between the two.
"Sit, you numbskull," Sirius commanded.
"Nah, I'll skip lunch today and catch you later. No havoc without me, all right?" James said without acknowledging the rest of us.
"James? Not eating? Are you sick? I mean really, one minute I find out you tell a girl to take off her shirt, the next you skip a meal. Sit down, Sir Prankster. You've got some explaining to do," Remus said quickly.
"Oh please, I didn't ask her to take off her shirt because of that, you're all sick. If I wanted a girlfriend, I would take a girl that I'm actually compatible with. I'm out." With that, he left. I hated him. I hate him, I hate him, I hate him, I hate him. Worse yet, I have a date with the guy. Now THERE'S a WONDERFUL evening ahead. Really. I will torment him in ways that will make his mind explode. He thinks he's so smart and so handsome, well, we'll see about that.
"Earth to Lily," Kylie said waving a hand in my face.
"Yeah?"
"Oh we had asked you a question, about three minutes ago and we were wondering if you would be so kind as of to answer us," Remus said smiling. Kylie was a good judge of male character
"What was the question, sorry."
"We wanted to know if you still wanted to go with James, you really shouldn't have to any more, after the way he's treated you."
"I want to go. Really, it'll be.fun," I said with a smile to myself. I had worked out the best plan I could ever think of. Really, the genius of our family must have skipped Petunia's generation and given me double. I noticed Remus whispering something in Kylie's ear and Kylie giggling like a mad woman.
"What's so funny?" I demanded. Kylie broke out into a new fit of giggles.
"Well, my dear ladies, I must be off. I have two ruffians to lock away," he said smartly. I wondered what two, hadn't it only been James that had gone? I looked in Sirius's seat. Empty.
"Yes, Officer Lupin," Kylie replied and after a quick smile he left. Once he was gone, she sighed. "He's adooooorable."
"What were you giggling about?" I asked ignoring her comment.
"Oh, nothing Lily," she said as she began another inexorable fit of laughter. I left her at the table laughing, I had no reason to remain.
"I beg your bloody pardon?" I asked glaring into the face of my date who didn't know he was to be my date, not that I wanted him to.
"I believe that you aren't a normal witch.I need to make sure you don't have wings, so take off your shirt."
"I will not remove my clothing to promote your pervert needs," I said roughly. I was getting scared though. He knew what I wasn't, but he doesn't know what I am.
"Sicko," he muttered and turned to go.
"I am not a sicko, I do not go around asking people to take off their shirts."
"As if you have anything I want to see," he said after a snort and left. I trailed him down the hall.
"What's that supposed to mean?" I said my anger rising quickly.
"That," he said as he turned to face me, "means that I haven't the faintest interest on what little lies beneath your clothes since you aren't a combination of a witch and either gargoyle or dragoyle because as it seems, you would have grown taller when upset and you are still the shrimp you were before."
"What do you mean, what little?!" I asked.
"Don't worry about it Lily, really, its more of a guy thing." his voice trailed off.
"Wait a minute, you bastard, you've been looking at my chest!" I screamed.
People turned to face us but I didn't care. "What little there is of it has been judged. Now I have to get going," he said and he went down a corridor I followed after a moment's hesitation but he was no where to be seen.
"I will make sure you pay for this, I really will," I said to no one in particular as I turned to go the Great Hall. I sat on one side of Kylie, and Remus sat on the other.
"Hey, what's shaking?" Kylie asked merrily.
"Just that James Potter is a pervert and a bastard, nothing else," I said as I slowly began to chew. Remus stopped eating.
"James? A pervert? I know he's clever, but he's no pervert," Remus said to his friend's defense.
"Well, I don't know, asking a girl to take off her shirt in the middle of a hallway is pretty sick to me," I said cheekily.
"He asked you what?" Remus stared baffled and the other two of his trio decided to walk in right then and there.
"I can't believe you could make all of Malfoy's stuff sport Gryffindor colors, but his hair as well," Sirius said laughing.
"What can I say? He needed a slight lesson," James said with a shrug. Sirius sat beside Remus and James stood behind, yet between the two.
"Sit, you numbskull," Sirius commanded.
"Nah, I'll skip lunch today and catch you later. No havoc without me, all right?" James said without acknowledging the rest of us.
"James? Not eating? Are you sick? I mean really, one minute I find out you tell a girl to take off her shirt, the next you skip a meal. Sit down, Sir Prankster. You've got some explaining to do," Remus said quickly.
"Oh please, I didn't ask her to take off her shirt because of that, you're all sick. If I wanted a girlfriend, I would take a girl that I'm actually compatible with. I'm out." With that, he left. I hated him. I hate him, I hate him, I hate him, I hate him. Worse yet, I have a date with the guy. Now THERE'S a WONDERFUL evening ahead. Really. I will torment him in ways that will make his mind explode. He thinks he's so smart and so handsome, well, we'll see about that.
"Earth to Lily," Kylie said waving a hand in my face.
"Yeah?"
"Oh we had asked you a question, about three minutes ago and we were wondering if you would be so kind as of to answer us," Remus said smiling. Kylie was a good judge of male character
"What was the question, sorry."
"We wanted to know if you still wanted to go with James, you really shouldn't have to any more, after the way he's treated you."
"I want to go. Really, it'll be.fun," I said with a smile to myself. I had worked out the best plan I could ever think of. Really, the genius of our family must have skipped Petunia's generation and given me double. I noticed Remus whispering something in Kylie's ear and Kylie giggling like a mad woman.
"What's so funny?" I demanded. Kylie broke out into a new fit of giggles.
"Well, my dear ladies, I must be off. I have two ruffians to lock away," he said smartly. I wondered what two, hadn't it only been James that had gone? I looked in Sirius's seat. Empty.
"Yes, Officer Lupin," Kylie replied and after a quick smile he left. Once he was gone, she sighed. "He's adooooorable."
"What were you giggling about?" I asked ignoring her comment.
"Oh, nothing Lily," she said as she began another inexorable fit of laughter. I left her at the table laughing, I had no reason to remain.