Most Likely Cause of Death

Mitsui

Beaten to Death by Gangsters because he promised Anzai-sensei to not fight

Murdered by Sensei's Psychotic Fiancée (1 'e'?) (I'm sorry but he's the only one that I know of that failed (school) and was held behind for an extra year)

[Mitsui failed gr. 12, 6 times.

Aoi (Mitsui's young, pretty sensei): This is my fiancé, Yamada Ginta. And this is Mitsui Hisashi.

Mitsui smirks: Hi, fiancé Yamada Ginta. See you tomorrow Aoi. Ja.

After Mitsui leaves.

Pyschotic crazy overprotective (like Ryota) fiance: Who was that? Is he the guy you're always seeing?

Aoi: Yes, but I'm only seeing him because he's just my student.

Ginta thinks to self 'Student?! He's like 23. I won't let anyone take Aoi-chan away from me. I'm going to have to kill him.']

Rukawa

Being Eaten by a Pack of Wolves

[After Grizzly bear leaves him alone, a pack or wolves come along.

Leader wolf sniffs and nudges Rukawa.

Rukawa: Zzzzzz…

Leader wolf lets out a howl (translated from wolf language to English): I think this guy is dead. Looks like the bears left this behind.

"…"]

Akagi

Torn Apart by Dozens of Crazed Female Gorillas

[(translated from gorilla speech to English)

Female 1 grabbing onto Akagi's waist: He's mine. I found him first! Stay away!!

Female 2 grabbing onto one of Akagi's arm: I want him!!

Female 3 grabbing onto a leg: I don't' care who he belongs to right now. He will be mine!!!

Akagi crying in pain: Arghh ah ouuu maaa!!! (Let got of me!!!)

Female 2: See he says he loves me!]

If that doesn't kill him…

Killed by Alpha Male Gorillas

[2 male gorillas appear. They exchange looks. They shout and pound their chest, when female gorillas ignore them, they run at Akagi and hauls him away.

Akagi: Thanks for rescuing me from those crazy gorillas.

Gorilla cracks knuckles.

"…"]

Hanagata

Being too Protective of Fujima

[Walking on the side of the mountain.

Fujima: My necklace.

Hanagata: Huh?

Fujima: I just dropped my necklace down there.

Hanagata: I'll get it.

Fujima: No, it's ok. It's just a necklace. It looks really dangerous…

Hanagata: No problem Fujima-san.

Climbing down cliff, climbing…ooops he slipped…]

Attacked by Gorillas (because he wears glasses) (hey I'm not killing Kogure, and I don't know the name of that shrimpy guy in Kainan)

[Trees break his fall, but he also breaks his glasses. Spots 2 figures ahead of him. Squints.

Hanagata thinks to self 'Oh, it's Uozumi and Akagi.'

Goes up and pats them on the shoulder: I'm so glad to see you 2. Can you help me back up to the top? I can't see very well without my glasses.

Hanagata things to self 'Boy, they sure are hairy.'

Gorilla pulls him aside and…what happened to Akagi happens to him

"…"]

Uozumi

Accidentally Slips on some Fruit/Vegetable Peels (recall how he was able to pull a vegetable out of nowhere and begin peeling it on Akagi's head during the Sannoh match)

[Uozumi wakes up. Gets out of bed and slips on a banana peel. Walks to the washroom and slips on a piece of watermelon.

Uozumi to self 'I got to clean up the house.'

1 hour later with a sparkling floor he moves on to the second storey of his house. Holding a pail of water, vegetable and fruit peelings, a mop and a broom he starts doing down the stairs.

Slips on a pile of apple peels.

*Crash* *Bam* *nasty sound of something breaking*

"…"]

Hanamichi

Offending One too Many People by Giving them Stupid Nicknames

[Akagi, Mitsui, Uozumi, Maki, Coach Taoka, Coach Takato, and others team up to get revenge on Hanamichi. So they invite Hiei to their school.

Hanamichi bumps into Hiei.

Hiei looking at him coldly: Apologize.

Hanamichi: Nwahahahaha, it's not my fault you're so short. I didn't mean to walk into you. Why you're even shorter than Ryota. Hahahahaha.

Hiei: What did you say, baka?

Hanamichi: Who are you calling baka, Shorty?! Oh, I know why you're so angry because you are jealous of the tensai's height.

Hiei: You will regret that.

Hanamichi: Nwahahahaha, what are you going to do, Shorty?

Hiei gets ready to use Jaou Ensatsu Kokuryuhaa.]

Koshino

Dies from Hunger (because he place too much trust in Sendoh's fishing ability)

[Finds Sendoh in the Jungle.

Koshino: I'm hungry.

Sendoh pulls a banana from his hair: Here you can eat this.

Koshino: No! I'd rather die and it's probably poisoned by your hair gel.

Sendoh: Ooooh, look a river. I could fish.

Koshino knowing Sendoh loves to fish and is probably good at it, nods: Ok you can fish us food.

Sendoh pulls out a fishing rod.

3 days later Koshino falls over.

Sendoh shakings him: Wake up! Wake up!

Suddenly it comes to Sendoh: Duh! I forgot the bait. No wonder the fishes weren't biting.

"…"]

Sendoh

Internal Bleeding lemons are acidic and lets face it with all the lemons he sucks on his stomach lining must've broken down

Parachuting (because he's always late)

[Instructor: Remember to pull the chute when you're around 2000ft.

Sendoh: How will I know?

Instructor: See this here? It will tell you. But if you can't see because the wind is in your eyes, pull the chute after 30 seconds.

Sendoh: Hai.

Sendoh jumps out the plane and starts counting slowly: One, one thousand. Two, one thousand…

Sendoh thinks to self 'The ground looks awfully close, but I'm only at 21 seconds. Should I pull? Nah, 9 more seconds to go.'

*splat* (guess he pulled the chute too late)]

Hikoichi

Activating Bomb (curiosity killed the cat, right?)

[Hikoichi finds a package outside the door but it's not to him. It's to…Fukuda. Curiously shakes the package.

Hikoichi thinks to self 'If I open it carefully and rewrap it no one will know.'

Opens package. It's a bomb.

"…"

Shrugs and beings taking notes on it's color, weighing it, measuring it.

Wonders to self 'Why is there no activation switch or timer? This is peculiar. Got to do research'

Then like those Guinness judges, he begins tapping the thing all over with his pencil.

BOOM!]

End of Most Likely Cause of Death?