SD Most Likely Reason to Fail their Finals
Rukawa hands in a soggy, black sheet of paper
[Rukawa looks at the math questions and yawned thinking to self, 'This is way too easy.'
*scribble* *scribble* *scribble*
Rukawa looks at the last 5 point question. Yawns, eyes get watery and decides, 'This one last question. I can do it la...'
Attack by the sleep demon and doesn't even finish that thought: Zzzzzzz…
*drooling* *drooling* *still drooling*
1 hour 30 minutes later:
Teacher: Ok everyone hand in your exams. NOW!
Rukawa wakes up and wipes his wet cheek. Looks at his ink smeared test paper. Nothing is visible just a big blotch of black ink.
"…"]
Ryota hands in an Aya-chan paper
[Ryota looks at the multiple choice essay question, 'The man that found out how genetic material is passed on from generation to generation using the flowers of pea plants was: A. Dar... A? 'A' doesn't stand for Darwin. It stands for Ayako-chan…'
Eyes immediately scans the gym and finds his Aya-chan: Aya-chan…
Teacher: No talking during the exam or you will be failed.
Ryota gulps: Hai.
Continues to stare at his Aya-chan with those heart shape eyes and thinking, 'Aya-chan...'
1 hour 50 minutes later:
Teacher: Time is up. Everyone hand in your exams.
Ryota looks away from Ayako and down at his paper which was covered with the word Aya-chan, 'Did 2 hours go by that quickly?']
Hanamichi didn't write his name on the paper
[Hanamichi looks at the essay questions and laughed silently, 'Nyahahahahaha. These questions can't stop the tensai.'
Essay topics: Write a comparative essay on any 2 novels read this year and analysis how beauty is determined or defined.
Hanamichi thinks to self, 'Nyahahahahaha, I will do this one. It sounds easy enough.'
After 2 intense of hours of scribbling, writing, proofreading, rewriting, Hanamichi was finally done.
Teacher: Hand in your test.
Hanamichi quickly writes his name on the front page Tensai Rebound King/Professional Writer.]
Sendoh never got around to doing it but not because he was late
[Sendoh smiles and looks at the multiple choice test feeling very proud of himself because he studied for the final and got here with time to spare. Reads the first question, 'What are inert gases? Is it A. … Oh, I remember this. Let me think…'
Runs his hand through his hair, 'Right. It's B.'
Begins shading in B, but finds his hand is stuck to the sheet of paper. Pulls the paper free and attempts to continue shading in B, but realize that his HB pencil is covered in his hair gel and he's just smearing gel over the Scartron. Sighing he decides to change pencils but the pencil is glued to his hands…
After 2 hours of wrestling with the paper and pencil and erasers:
Teacher: Time's up.
Looks at his sticky, blank Scantron.]
Ayako she lost her exam paper
[Ayako looked at the essay questions and after 10 minutes making a rough outline she begins to write.
Hears the Sakuragi guntai beside her muttering and cheating but decides to ignore them. A piece of paper flies in front of her from Anozumi to Youhei. This happens a couple of times. She does her best to ignore it and finish writing her essay.
1 hour 54 minutes later:
A balled up sheet of paper hits her on in the head and she can't stand it any longer. She search for her fan, but can't find it because she wasn't allow to bring paper in or it'll be consider cheating. Another ball of paper hits her in the head. Folds the sheets of paper in front of her into a fan and glance around making sure the teachers weren't looking her way, before whacking Sakuragi's guntai senseless.
Pause and looks at her empty hand, 'My fan must've flew out of my hand in the hitting process. Oh, well.'
Teacher: Hand in your exam please.
Looks at her empty desk, 'UGH!!! MY ESSAY!!!!']
Akagi got kicked out for vicious assault
[Looks at his Chemistry exam and smiles, 'I studied all of last night. I'm going to ace this exam.'
Begins filling his Scantron feverishly. 25 minutes later he is done.
He hears snickering around him: Wow, look at how fast Gori finished his Chem exam.
Another voice: That's why he's the famous genius Gori.
Akagi hiss to the Sakuragi guntai: Stop calling me Gori or I will kill you.
Youhei: We really should stop. Gori sounds mad and you know how terrifying Gori can be. Even Hanamichi is afraid of him.
Akagi goes and gives them each a whack on the head.
Teacher: Akagi! I can't believe you would do such a thing during an exam. Get out. It's obvious you don't respect authority or others.
Akagi: B…But…
Teacher frowns: Out now! And you will be getting a 0 for the final.
"…"]
Hanamichi Guntai stupidity and laziness
[Anozumi was sitting next to Akagi and could see all his answers. Smiling, 'I heard Gori's really good at school. I can just copy his answers and I'm sure to ace it.'
Yohei throws him a piece of paper that says: What are you grinning at?
Anozumi: Gori. I can see his answers. Nuh-ha-ha
Yohei: No fair. Tell me, too or else I'll tell the teacher on you.
Another note comes flying this one is from Sauichiro: What are you 3 discussing?
Yohei gets a note from Yuji: If you 2 are cheating you better include me. After all, 3 heads are better than 2, right?
2 hours later they're still rubbing their heads from the bonk on the head Akagi gave them but luckily Anozumi finished copying all of Akagi's answers before he got kicked out. Anozumi has also distributed it to his 3 friends to copy but apparently they all forgot Akagi is doing Chem 30 (3 year) and they're just doing Chem 10.]
Hikoichi didn't get around to writing his essay
[Glance at the essay topics, 'Hm, which one should I do? I know! I'll write notes about each and analysis which one I can make the best and longest argument.'
Begins jotting down all the points he can remember about the stories whether it's characters, the plot, the setting, the author, even publish date.
2 hours later:
Teacher: Time's up everyone. Please hand in your exams.
Hikoichi look at the 10 pages of notes he has, regarding the 14 novels they read in class but there was no essay.
"…."]
Jin because a very crazy, criticizing, and motherly teacher
[Looks at the essay topic and begins writing his essay. Everything goes according to plan and he finishes with time to spare and after proofreading he hands it in.
English teacher gets to his paper and begins marking:
Reads Jin's name and thinks to herself, 'Ah, Jin-kun's paper. My daughter is going to be in 2nd year, next year. Very possibly in this class. Hmmmm, I really want to introduce her to Jin. He would make such a good son-in-law. I got to make him stay. Ooooh, that period looks like a comma, half a mark off. Ah-ha, he forgot to dot the 'i', another half a mark off. He didn't cross that 't' completely, another 0.5 off. My daughter will see him for sure. Maybe I should fail some of the ugly girls too, so he realize how beautiful my daughter is.
Teacher continues to subtract marks for the most absurd things.]
Kiyota accused of cheating and got kicked out
[Kiyota frowned looking at the social questions. It wasn't that it was hard but he found it so hard to think. Ponders for a long time and finally realize what's wrong, 'Duh, it's because I'm so use to thinking while I'm resting my elbows on someone's shoulders.' (He always makes Jin pedal and he stands there resting on Jin's shoulders, right?)
Gets up and puts his elbows on the guy in front of him and look straight ahead, 'Question number 1, answer is C.'
Guy mutters: Get off me.
Kiyota: Quiet! Stop disturbing me. Jin-sempai never complains.
Teacher walks over: Kiyota what do you think you're doing?
Kiyota gives him an confused look: Doing the exam, of course.
Teacher: No you are copying someone's test. I'm afraid I have to fail you.
Kiyota: B…But…
Teacher: No buts!]
Maki the teacher did not recognize him as one of his students
[Maki yawns tired from all that cramming he's been doing the entire weekend. Looks at the Physics questions and smiles, 'All that studying wasn't for nothing. I actually know how to do these questions.'
*scribbles* *scribbles* *scribbles*
1 hour 15 minutes later:
Maki goes to the teacher to hand in the exam.
Teacher: Who are you?
Maki: I'm Maki. Maki Shinichi.
Teacher: What do you take me for? And idiot? You're not Maki. For one thing, he's a neat person, that always tries to look presentable and two, you look way older than him. You look 53.
Maki frowns and rubs his chin and understands: Oh, no. You misunderstood. I didn't have time to shave this morning or to take a shower, so my hair is a bit messy and I got some fuzz growing on my chin.
Teacher getting angry: Don't lie to me! 17 year olds don't have get facial hair and you look a good 20 years older than him. Go home and tell your son getting his dad to come in and do his final physics exam is not allowed!]