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Spoilers: Hush
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"Hey look, it's me!" Spike cried excitedly. They were watching the opening credits once again.
"Oh, it's Hush!" Joyce was also excited. "I love this one."
"Ewwww!" Buffy cried in disgust, watching the Buffy on-screen kiss Riley. "Who is that and why am I kissing him?"
"That's Riley." Joyce told Buffy.
"Why am I kissing him? He's ugly. Even . . . . . " Buffy looked around the room. "Even Spike is sexier than him. And Spike's eeeeeeeevil." She said, dragging out the 'e.'
"Damn right." Spike agreed.
Willow gaped at Buffy. "You guys just agreed on something."
"Buffy just said I was evil and sexy." Spike explained. "Why would I disagree?"
"I did not!" Buffy protested.
"Yes you did." Spike told her.
"Shut up." Buffy told him. "I want to watch."
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"Who's orgasm girl?" Spike asked Xander, as on-screen Anya angrily told the on-screen Xander,
"You don't care about me, all you care about is a bunch or orgasms!"
Both on-screen and other Xander turned bright red. "Um, I don't know."
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"You bloody idiot!" Spike yelled at the television. "Why aren't you hitting him back?!"
None of the TV characters could talk, and Xander thought Spike had been feeding off Anya. So, the on-screen Xander continuously punched a helpless Spike.
The Spike sitting in the living room could not understand why Xander was being allowed to punch him. "It's not that hard!" He yelled at the television. "Just punch him! You've done it before!" Buffy had to pin Spike to the floor as he tried to reach over her to where Xander was sitting, and make him pay for what was happening to the Spike on the television.
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The episode ended with everyone getting their voices back, and an awkward moment between Buffy and Riley.
"I liked the first one better." Spike told Buffy. "I almost killed you."
"Almost being the key word." Buffy responded.
"Well I would have killed you, but your mum showed up with ax and hit me in the back of the head." Spike leaned closer to Buffy. "She thought I was a drug addict, what if she starts thinking you're a drug addict?"
Buffy's eyes widened. "Mom? What did you do with that ax?"
"I put it away." Joyce said innocently, glancing at the kitchen.
"But the last one was better." Spike said again.
"Yeah." Buffy agreed. "I wasn't kissing some freak in that one."
"You guys just agreed again." Willow said, laughing as Buffy and Spike jumped away from each other.
"So, Giles." Buffy said, changing the subject. "What channel is this on?"
"12." Giles told her. "Buffy this is serious, we might have an app-"
"It can't be 12." Buffy told him. "We don't get channel 12."
"You must Buffy, because this is channel 12. But we need to focus on-"
"No." Buffy argued. "I already told you, channel 12 doesn't work."
"Yes it does, but that is not the pressing matter right now."
"Are you suggesting I'm wrong?" Buffy asked Giles coldly.
"No Buffy, of course not-"
"I AM ALWAYS RIGHT!" She yelled.
Joyce, Spike, Xander, and Willow were all staring at Buffy.
"Of course, Buffy, of course." Giles said. "But we might have a problem here."
"Yeah." Buffy said, no longer paying much attention as the fact that she was right had been established.
"What if this is the future?" Giles said. "It could be a very dangerous tool if put in the wrong hands."
"Yeah." Buffy agreed. "We'd better stay here and watch it so we can be sure nothing evil gets it."
"Are you suggesting I'm not evil?" Spike asked, offended.
"No." Buffy told him. "If you weren't evil I wouldn't have an excuse to beat you up whenever I felt like it."
"Buffy, Spike." Giles said. "Would you please stay focused on the topic at hand?"
"Don't worry Giles." Buffy told him. "I'll stay here and guard my TV show."
Giles sighed. His slayer could be very frustrating at times.
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Spoilers: Hush
AN: Please review! Sorry it took so long for me to post this. = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = =
"Hey look, it's me!" Spike cried excitedly. They were watching the opening credits once again.
"Oh, it's Hush!" Joyce was also excited. "I love this one."
"Ewwww!" Buffy cried in disgust, watching the Buffy on-screen kiss Riley. "Who is that and why am I kissing him?"
"That's Riley." Joyce told Buffy.
"Why am I kissing him? He's ugly. Even . . . . . " Buffy looked around the room. "Even Spike is sexier than him. And Spike's eeeeeeeevil." She said, dragging out the 'e.'
"Damn right." Spike agreed.
Willow gaped at Buffy. "You guys just agreed on something."
"Buffy just said I was evil and sexy." Spike explained. "Why would I disagree?"
"I did not!" Buffy protested.
"Yes you did." Spike told her.
"Shut up." Buffy told him. "I want to watch."
* * *
"Who's orgasm girl?" Spike asked Xander, as on-screen Anya angrily told the on-screen Xander,
"You don't care about me, all you care about is a bunch or orgasms!"
Both on-screen and other Xander turned bright red. "Um, I don't know."
* * *
"You bloody idiot!" Spike yelled at the television. "Why aren't you hitting him back?!"
None of the TV characters could talk, and Xander thought Spike had been feeding off Anya. So, the on-screen Xander continuously punched a helpless Spike.
The Spike sitting in the living room could not understand why Xander was being allowed to punch him. "It's not that hard!" He yelled at the television. "Just punch him! You've done it before!" Buffy had to pin Spike to the floor as he tried to reach over her to where Xander was sitting, and make him pay for what was happening to the Spike on the television.
* * *
The episode ended with everyone getting their voices back, and an awkward moment between Buffy and Riley.
"I liked the first one better." Spike told Buffy. "I almost killed you."
"Almost being the key word." Buffy responded.
"Well I would have killed you, but your mum showed up with ax and hit me in the back of the head." Spike leaned closer to Buffy. "She thought I was a drug addict, what if she starts thinking you're a drug addict?"
Buffy's eyes widened. "Mom? What did you do with that ax?"
"I put it away." Joyce said innocently, glancing at the kitchen.
"But the last one was better." Spike said again.
"Yeah." Buffy agreed. "I wasn't kissing some freak in that one."
"You guys just agreed again." Willow said, laughing as Buffy and Spike jumped away from each other.
"So, Giles." Buffy said, changing the subject. "What channel is this on?"
"12." Giles told her. "Buffy this is serious, we might have an app-"
"It can't be 12." Buffy told him. "We don't get channel 12."
"You must Buffy, because this is channel 12. But we need to focus on-"
"No." Buffy argued. "I already told you, channel 12 doesn't work."
"Yes it does, but that is not the pressing matter right now."
"Are you suggesting I'm wrong?" Buffy asked Giles coldly.
"No Buffy, of course not-"
"I AM ALWAYS RIGHT!" She yelled.
Joyce, Spike, Xander, and Willow were all staring at Buffy.
"Of course, Buffy, of course." Giles said. "But we might have a problem here."
"Yeah." Buffy said, no longer paying much attention as the fact that she was right had been established.
"What if this is the future?" Giles said. "It could be a very dangerous tool if put in the wrong hands."
"Yeah." Buffy agreed. "We'd better stay here and watch it so we can be sure nothing evil gets it."
"Are you suggesting I'm not evil?" Spike asked, offended.
"No." Buffy told him. "If you weren't evil I wouldn't have an excuse to beat you up whenever I felt like it."
"Buffy, Spike." Giles said. "Would you please stay focused on the topic at hand?"
"Don't worry Giles." Buffy told him. "I'll stay here and guard my TV show."
Giles sighed. His slayer could be very frustrating at times.
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