Blah blah. Everyone knows what I'm gonna say, but here it is. I own
Phoenix, KT, Morgan, and Karli. (well, the last three are real so I don't
actually own them.) I do not own Kamui or any DBZ characters. Please
don't sue me; it would be a moot point. Moot. What a fun word. Moot moot
moot.
{{Are we done yet?}}
oh yeah, huh. ((grins))
Well, I suppose it's up to you if you want to venture into my realm of insanity now, so read on, and try not to get lost, it disturbs the natives.
FYI, when everyone yells "SHUT UP KAMUI" it's because one of the voices in Morgan's head is Kamui, and he says stupid stuff, as you will see.
Bon Voyage!
{{yeah whatever.}}
Chapter 1
The day at C.K. McClatchy high school started out really crappy. First, Phoenix forgot her homework. Then she learned that the paintball marker she wanted was out of her price range.
By second period, she was just about ready to bite someone's hand off.
"Hey, Phoenix!"
"What!"
"Jeez. Sorry."
Morgan drew her hand away.
"No, I'm sorry. I'm not in a very good mood today."
"Are your voices being butt monkeys?"
"Hai. Yours?"
"Yeah. He made me fall down the stairs again."
"Ow."
The bell rang.
"C'mon. English."
They ran up the stairs, pushing the slow people out of their way. Just as Morgan put her hand on the doorknob, however, the lights all went out.
"How'd you do that?"
"Shut up!"
Phoenix glanced out the window at a pitch black, roiling sky. She backed up slowly away from the metal window frame.
FWSSH
A strange beam of light stuck the school. The floor became syrupy.
"AHH! This is very un-good!"
All around them people were frozen in place. As Phoenix and Morgan sank into the floor, the happy kids all around them stood still as stone.
( ( ( Phoenix decided later that she didn't like falling through the floor. Morgan couldn't decide because Morgan was unconscious.
"Oh.shimatta.Morgan, wake up!"
"Unnnggghh.pain.."
"Look at this!" She pulled her friend over to a nearby pond and nearly forced her head over it.
"Kuso. it's like RayEarth, only they were already cartoons. Look at us! We've gone anime!"
Indeed they had. Morgan was tall and slim, with long brown hair and soft black eyes. Phoenix had become lithe and willowy, and her pale silver hair was cropped close.
"Wicked!"
"Sweet!"
"Cool!" (wolf whistle)
"Shut up, Kamui!"
WHUMP
A heavy object landed in the dirt between them.
"Kuso, Kakarrot, no need to kill me!"
The dust cleared, and in the middle of the cloud was a short man with freaky spiked hair. The hair alone made up for at least a foot of his height. Both girls could tell that he was a formidable character, despite his being vertically challenged.
He stood up and brushed himself off.
Phoenix clapped a hand to her forehead.
"Whoa. it's Vegeta!"
"Kuso.I don't think we're in Kansas anymore, Phoenix."
Vegeta whipped his head around.
"What the hell are you two looking at?"
"Wow," breathed Phoenix. "I have got to record this!" She pulled out her laptop and was fiddling with a little video camera when a mischievous grin spread on her face.
"Morgan, do you remember that fanfic where the dude-or was it a chick? -whatever, they could control the world with the big computer?"
"Not.really.."
"Well, I'm gonna try it."
"I'm getting angry, brats! Tell me what you're doing right NOW!"
"Hitotsu fun.one minute."
"NOW!"
*Vegeta is wearing a tutu-*
Vegeta's regular clothes were immediately replaced by a shocking pink tutu/leotard set.
"HOLY SHIT WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO TO ME!!!!!!!!!!"
Blue and gold flames surrounded the enraged senshi. His ki level shot up and his appearance altered to that of a Super Saiya-Jin.
*Vegeta's attack misses*
"FINAL FLASH!"
Huge wave of energy zoomed toward the girls, but veered off abruptly.
"Nani?!"
Phoenix approached Vegeta.
"Look, Vegeta, you can't harm us-"
He threw a punch at her face. She staggered back, holding her bleeding nose.
"Ow.okay, granted you can use brute force on us.emphasis on the brute.how about sharing those senzu beans I know you have?"
"And why would I help you at all?"
"'Cuz my friend is about to break your tail."
SNAP
Vegeta paled noticeably then reached into a pocket, bringing out two senzu beans. Shakily he handed one to Phoenix and gulped the other one himself. (Try that again and you're dead, brat, he said to Morgan.)
"Listen Vegeta," Phoenix said from a safe distance, "Not to rain on your ego parade, but I can control what happens in this world with this." She pointed to her laptop.
Vegeta looked skeptical.
"I, um.oh, just watch."
*Vegeta grows wings*
A pair of leathery wings erupted out of Vegeta's shoulders.
"Itami!"
*Delete*
The appendages receded into his back.
"How (pant) do you (pantpant) do that? I sense no (pant) ki in you!"
"Well, I'm not sure if this world is data or reality to us, but it appears to be at the mercy of my computer. Brainstorm! I could give Morgan and myself phenomenal powers if I wished it. Wanna see?"
"Fine. But don't expect a card or anything."
*Morgan and Phoenix have a ki of--*
"How strong are you, Chibi Ouji?"
"ARGH!"
"Well?"
"Hmph. At least over 18000."
*Morgan and Phoenix have a ki of 25000*
Vegeta was blown back by the sudden increase in ki. Blue and white flames surrounded the two girls for a moment, then faded, leaving more Saiyan-ish looking features on the both of them.
Vegeta was shocked. Even his ego couldn't block the facts-and the facts were plain.
"Kakarrot! Bring everyone over here now!"
Small dark specs appeared in the sky, quickly becoming more Saiya-Jins.
"Oh!" Phoenix's eyes were starry, as were Morgan's. "It's Trunks!"
Vegeta stared at them incredulously.
Goku was the first to land, depositing Chichi and Bulma on the ground. Next to land were Trunks (sigh,) Gohan, and Goten. Piccolo settled lazily onto the ground behind them.
Bulma turned to Vegeta, but stopped. For a moment, it looked like she was choking, but then she burst out in tears of uncontrollable laughter.
Vegeta looked down-at his tutu.
"KUSO!"
*Vegeta is wearing a tutu-*
*Delete*
"WHOA!! WAAY too much!!"
*Vegeta has on his regular clothes*
Vegeta glared at his spazing spouse until she could breathe again. Then, at the look on his face, she burst into another fit.
* 10 minutes later * *
"Oh, I'm so sorry, Veggie-chan, but that was so funny!"
"Ooooohhh.really? I had NO idea!"
"Why were you wearing it in the first place, Tousan?" Trunks asked.
"Apparently, these freaks can control stuff in this world on their laptop thingy." His eyes grew starry. "Imagine what we could do with that power!" For a moment, he just stood there imagining things while everyone else looked at him. All of a sudden, he snapped out of his funk.
"Just think of what we could do with them!"
"Them?" sputtered Morgan. "We're not aliens, some thing to be poked at and ordered around!"
"We work with people," Phoenix stated, "Not for them. And actually I think I probably am not from earth."
"I apologize for Vegeta," said Bulma. "We're not all like him."
"I know," said Phoenix. "It's not your fault he's not trained."
Goku had to hold Vegeta back from her throat.
Over Vegeta's threats, Piccolo shouted, "What did he mean by 'control?'"
"Apparently we can control some aspects of what happens here. The 'Matrix' of it is in our control, you might say."
"What's a Matrix?" asked Goku.
"Can we have an example, miss?" Goten asked Morgan.
"Well," she said, "like what?"
"A fight!" shouted a way too gleeful Vegeta.
"That's your answer to everything," complained Bulma.
Morgan looked thoughtful.
"With who? Hmm.Goku! Are ya up to it?"
"Well, I suppose. Sure!"
"Hold on," said Phoenix. "One minute.there!"
*Both will be unhurt*
She held up the laptop and displayed the message.
"Alright, guys, on my mark, begin!" Phoenix stepped between the two fighters.
"On your marks, get set, go!"
Morgan and Goku soared into the sky.
Okay, end of chapter 1. For those of you who are totally brain dead to even the most basic fanfic- Japenese, here's a list of words for ya.
Hai-yes
Kuso-shit (you'll see it often!)
Shimatta-damn
Itami-pain
Hitotsu fun (hee-tote-su hoon)-one minute
Nani-what
Next chapter...
*The fight results.
*A threat brews.
*And Vegeta's big mouth and ego gets him in some deep kimchee.
{{Are we done yet?}}
oh yeah, huh. ((grins))
Well, I suppose it's up to you if you want to venture into my realm of insanity now, so read on, and try not to get lost, it disturbs the natives.
FYI, when everyone yells "SHUT UP KAMUI" it's because one of the voices in Morgan's head is Kamui, and he says stupid stuff, as you will see.
Bon Voyage!
{{yeah whatever.}}
Chapter 1
The day at C.K. McClatchy high school started out really crappy. First, Phoenix forgot her homework. Then she learned that the paintball marker she wanted was out of her price range.
By second period, she was just about ready to bite someone's hand off.
"Hey, Phoenix!"
"What!"
"Jeez. Sorry."
Morgan drew her hand away.
"No, I'm sorry. I'm not in a very good mood today."
"Are your voices being butt monkeys?"
"Hai. Yours?"
"Yeah. He made me fall down the stairs again."
"Ow."
The bell rang.
"C'mon. English."
They ran up the stairs, pushing the slow people out of their way. Just as Morgan put her hand on the doorknob, however, the lights all went out.
"How'd you do that?"
"Shut up!"
Phoenix glanced out the window at a pitch black, roiling sky. She backed up slowly away from the metal window frame.
FWSSH
A strange beam of light stuck the school. The floor became syrupy.
"AHH! This is very un-good!"
All around them people were frozen in place. As Phoenix and Morgan sank into the floor, the happy kids all around them stood still as stone.
( ( ( Phoenix decided later that she didn't like falling through the floor. Morgan couldn't decide because Morgan was unconscious.
"Oh.shimatta.Morgan, wake up!"
"Unnnggghh.pain.."
"Look at this!" She pulled her friend over to a nearby pond and nearly forced her head over it.
"Kuso. it's like RayEarth, only they were already cartoons. Look at us! We've gone anime!"
Indeed they had. Morgan was tall and slim, with long brown hair and soft black eyes. Phoenix had become lithe and willowy, and her pale silver hair was cropped close.
"Wicked!"
"Sweet!"
"Cool!" (wolf whistle)
"Shut up, Kamui!"
WHUMP
A heavy object landed in the dirt between them.
"Kuso, Kakarrot, no need to kill me!"
The dust cleared, and in the middle of the cloud was a short man with freaky spiked hair. The hair alone made up for at least a foot of his height. Both girls could tell that he was a formidable character, despite his being vertically challenged.
He stood up and brushed himself off.
Phoenix clapped a hand to her forehead.
"Whoa. it's Vegeta!"
"Kuso.I don't think we're in Kansas anymore, Phoenix."
Vegeta whipped his head around.
"What the hell are you two looking at?"
"Wow," breathed Phoenix. "I have got to record this!" She pulled out her laptop and was fiddling with a little video camera when a mischievous grin spread on her face.
"Morgan, do you remember that fanfic where the dude-or was it a chick? -whatever, they could control the world with the big computer?"
"Not.really.."
"Well, I'm gonna try it."
"I'm getting angry, brats! Tell me what you're doing right NOW!"
"Hitotsu fun.one minute."
"NOW!"
*Vegeta is wearing a tutu-*
Vegeta's regular clothes were immediately replaced by a shocking pink tutu/leotard set.
"HOLY SHIT WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO TO ME!!!!!!!!!!"
Blue and gold flames surrounded the enraged senshi. His ki level shot up and his appearance altered to that of a Super Saiya-Jin.
*Vegeta's attack misses*
"FINAL FLASH!"
Huge wave of energy zoomed toward the girls, but veered off abruptly.
"Nani?!"
Phoenix approached Vegeta.
"Look, Vegeta, you can't harm us-"
He threw a punch at her face. She staggered back, holding her bleeding nose.
"Ow.okay, granted you can use brute force on us.emphasis on the brute.how about sharing those senzu beans I know you have?"
"And why would I help you at all?"
"'Cuz my friend is about to break your tail."
SNAP
Vegeta paled noticeably then reached into a pocket, bringing out two senzu beans. Shakily he handed one to Phoenix and gulped the other one himself. (Try that again and you're dead, brat, he said to Morgan.)
"Listen Vegeta," Phoenix said from a safe distance, "Not to rain on your ego parade, but I can control what happens in this world with this." She pointed to her laptop.
Vegeta looked skeptical.
"I, um.oh, just watch."
*Vegeta grows wings*
A pair of leathery wings erupted out of Vegeta's shoulders.
"Itami!"
*Delete*
The appendages receded into his back.
"How (pant) do you (pantpant) do that? I sense no (pant) ki in you!"
"Well, I'm not sure if this world is data or reality to us, but it appears to be at the mercy of my computer. Brainstorm! I could give Morgan and myself phenomenal powers if I wished it. Wanna see?"
"Fine. But don't expect a card or anything."
*Morgan and Phoenix have a ki of--*
"How strong are you, Chibi Ouji?"
"ARGH!"
"Well?"
"Hmph. At least over 18000."
*Morgan and Phoenix have a ki of 25000*
Vegeta was blown back by the sudden increase in ki. Blue and white flames surrounded the two girls for a moment, then faded, leaving more Saiyan-ish looking features on the both of them.
Vegeta was shocked. Even his ego couldn't block the facts-and the facts were plain.
"Kakarrot! Bring everyone over here now!"
Small dark specs appeared in the sky, quickly becoming more Saiya-Jins.
"Oh!" Phoenix's eyes were starry, as were Morgan's. "It's Trunks!"
Vegeta stared at them incredulously.
Goku was the first to land, depositing Chichi and Bulma on the ground. Next to land were Trunks (sigh,) Gohan, and Goten. Piccolo settled lazily onto the ground behind them.
Bulma turned to Vegeta, but stopped. For a moment, it looked like she was choking, but then she burst out in tears of uncontrollable laughter.
Vegeta looked down-at his tutu.
"KUSO!"
*Vegeta is wearing a tutu-*
*Delete*
"WHOA!! WAAY too much!!"
*Vegeta has on his regular clothes*
Vegeta glared at his spazing spouse until she could breathe again. Then, at the look on his face, she burst into another fit.
* 10 minutes later * *
"Oh, I'm so sorry, Veggie-chan, but that was so funny!"
"Ooooohhh.really? I had NO idea!"
"Why were you wearing it in the first place, Tousan?" Trunks asked.
"Apparently, these freaks can control stuff in this world on their laptop thingy." His eyes grew starry. "Imagine what we could do with that power!" For a moment, he just stood there imagining things while everyone else looked at him. All of a sudden, he snapped out of his funk.
"Just think of what we could do with them!"
"Them?" sputtered Morgan. "We're not aliens, some thing to be poked at and ordered around!"
"We work with people," Phoenix stated, "Not for them. And actually I think I probably am not from earth."
"I apologize for Vegeta," said Bulma. "We're not all like him."
"I know," said Phoenix. "It's not your fault he's not trained."
Goku had to hold Vegeta back from her throat.
Over Vegeta's threats, Piccolo shouted, "What did he mean by 'control?'"
"Apparently we can control some aspects of what happens here. The 'Matrix' of it is in our control, you might say."
"What's a Matrix?" asked Goku.
"Can we have an example, miss?" Goten asked Morgan.
"Well," she said, "like what?"
"A fight!" shouted a way too gleeful Vegeta.
"That's your answer to everything," complained Bulma.
Morgan looked thoughtful.
"With who? Hmm.Goku! Are ya up to it?"
"Well, I suppose. Sure!"
"Hold on," said Phoenix. "One minute.there!"
*Both will be unhurt*
She held up the laptop and displayed the message.
"Alright, guys, on my mark, begin!" Phoenix stepped between the two fighters.
"On your marks, get set, go!"
Morgan and Goku soared into the sky.
Okay, end of chapter 1. For those of you who are totally brain dead to even the most basic fanfic- Japenese, here's a list of words for ya.
Hai-yes
Kuso-shit (you'll see it often!)
Shimatta-damn
Itami-pain
Hitotsu fun (hee-tote-su hoon)-one minute
Nani-what
Next chapter...
*The fight results.
*A threat brews.
*And Vegeta's big mouth and ego gets him in some deep kimchee.