Yay! I'm updating! Um, I don't know when the last time was I included a
disclaimer, but here it goes. I don't own DragonBall Z. Not even Trunks.
*sob* And that really sucks. However, I sewed his name, and those of my
other favorite bishies, onto one of those six-foot pillows. So when you
guys are sitting at home wishing you had a bishie to glomp, I'll be sitting
at home, glomping bishies. ^^ hehe.
Cell held up a remote of some sort and pushed a button. Gas began seeping up from planted mines all through the yard.
"It's a control pad!" gasped out KT through his sleeve. "Nobody breathe the gas!"
The warning came too late, unfortunately. One by one the senshi fell to the ground, asleep, except for Piccolo and Phoenix, whom the author placed conveniently upwind. Phoenix whipped out her laptop and began to type madly, but Frieza stepped forward and grabbed her around the throat.
"Can't have that no, m'dear," he smirked.
She glared and him and didn't answer. Not that she could have; he had a death grip on her trachea. She concentrated on conjuring a fire under Frieza's feet, but he tightened his grip and twisted one of her wrists. "Try it," he sneered. "I dare you."
Phoenix glanced over to Piccolo. Cell held a ki bomb to his head; he couldn't do anything to help her anymore than her snoozing boyfriend could. She allowed herself a small secret smile and glanced again at Frieza again.
Quickly, too fast for him to react, Phoenix kneed him painfully in the stomach and shot into the air. "Mange merde et morte, Frieza!" she yelled. ((A/N: Yes, it's gross, but I'm a childish little dork that way sometimes.)) She conjured a blob of.well.dooky.and flung it straight at the royal he-she's head.
It flew straight, it flew true. It hit him right in the kisser.
SPLAT
He yelled a very bad word and gestured angrily to Cell. The lackey sent the bolt of energy through Piccolo's head and shot after Phoenix. She swept down to snatch up the laptop, but Cell grabbed one of her feet, and the momentum made her crash her head into a rock. She was out cold.
Frieza wiped the last bit of shit off his face and grabbed Phoenix around the waist. "You're almost more trouble than you're worth, you know," he grumbled to the limp girl. "Cell, meet me back at our secret lab of doom."
Cell nodded, and glanced back to the unconscious senshi. "What should I do with them?" he asked, nodding at them.
"Kill them."
Okay, I know it's short, but I just want to see if it's too short for a chapter. See, if I can write shorter chapters, I'll be able to get this fic updated more often. Therefore, you'll get to read more than if I decided to write longer chapters. Make sense? No? Good. Okay, that's it for now then, I guess. Sorry I haven't updated in a long time; I wrote out the whole thing in a notebook, and then.lost the notebook. But I found it, so here it is. Please review! Thanx.
Cell held up a remote of some sort and pushed a button. Gas began seeping up from planted mines all through the yard.
"It's a control pad!" gasped out KT through his sleeve. "Nobody breathe the gas!"
The warning came too late, unfortunately. One by one the senshi fell to the ground, asleep, except for Piccolo and Phoenix, whom the author placed conveniently upwind. Phoenix whipped out her laptop and began to type madly, but Frieza stepped forward and grabbed her around the throat.
"Can't have that no, m'dear," he smirked.
She glared and him and didn't answer. Not that she could have; he had a death grip on her trachea. She concentrated on conjuring a fire under Frieza's feet, but he tightened his grip and twisted one of her wrists. "Try it," he sneered. "I dare you."
Phoenix glanced over to Piccolo. Cell held a ki bomb to his head; he couldn't do anything to help her anymore than her snoozing boyfriend could. She allowed herself a small secret smile and glanced again at Frieza again.
Quickly, too fast for him to react, Phoenix kneed him painfully in the stomach and shot into the air. "Mange merde et morte, Frieza!" she yelled. ((A/N: Yes, it's gross, but I'm a childish little dork that way sometimes.)) She conjured a blob of.well.dooky.and flung it straight at the royal he-she's head.
It flew straight, it flew true. It hit him right in the kisser.
SPLAT
He yelled a very bad word and gestured angrily to Cell. The lackey sent the bolt of energy through Piccolo's head and shot after Phoenix. She swept down to snatch up the laptop, but Cell grabbed one of her feet, and the momentum made her crash her head into a rock. She was out cold.
Frieza wiped the last bit of shit off his face and grabbed Phoenix around the waist. "You're almost more trouble than you're worth, you know," he grumbled to the limp girl. "Cell, meet me back at our secret lab of doom."
Cell nodded, and glanced back to the unconscious senshi. "What should I do with them?" he asked, nodding at them.
"Kill them."
Okay, I know it's short, but I just want to see if it's too short for a chapter. See, if I can write shorter chapters, I'll be able to get this fic updated more often. Therefore, you'll get to read more than if I decided to write longer chapters. Make sense? No? Good. Okay, that's it for now then, I guess. Sorry I haven't updated in a long time; I wrote out the whole thing in a notebook, and then.lost the notebook. But I found it, so here it is. Please review! Thanx.