GARY AND PATRICK (CHAPTER 5)

[Spongebob] Feeling better, Pat?

[Patrick] Much. Say, Spongebob. can I pet Gary?

[Spongebob] Sure, Pat!

[Patrick] Tee hee. *pats Gary on the head*

[Gary] *Growls* MEOW!!!

[Patrick] AHHHHH! Killer snail!

[Spongebob] Gary! Don't do that! He's my friend!

[Gary, thinking] Yea, well. he can kiss my @$$! He's as stupid as a squid!

*Squidward pops up*

[Squidward] HEY!

*Squidward disappears*

[Spongebob] Hm. guess Squidward finally got his magic tricks together.

[Patrick] Hey Spongebob, what do you want to do?

[Spongebob] Mermaid Man and Barnical Boy is on!

[Patrick] Ok. Let's watch that.

[Gary] Meow.

(On the couch)

[Patrick] Gary! Wanna sit on my lap? [Gary, thinking] This should be fun!

[Narrator] Could this be? Gary might be friendly with Patrick! Awwww. Just look at zem, Gary sitting on Patrick, Patrick petting Gary, Spongebob glued to the TV. Isn't this cu- Wait! Gary's smile is a bit too freakish. maybe too freakish. Oh no! he's attacking Patrick! There goes his shell to Patrick's head. Oops, there goes an uppercut! Oh, another one! There goes a jab! A kick! A punch! Poor Patrick. Look at him now. why, he looks like a jacked up starfish now!