Author's Note
blah blah blah! Here's the story, it's getting more.fanfic-like by the
second. Harry just asks one thing of you, pray. Pray! PRAY!!
Chapter Three: The Most Powerful and Beautifullerest and Cool
Harry's eyes bulged before clamping shut. He wished he didn't witness what he did. There before him was an exact replica of himself, except for 'minor' details. She had long black hair, streaked with orange, a heart shaped scar, and emerald silver eyes with purple shadow tones. Her body was struggling to remain conscious from Cliff Topaz's extreme handsome figure, along with all the other girls.and Percy. He was grinning, and reading a thick book that said, "Things for Smart, Drop-Conscious Handsomely Peoples to Reeds".
Cliff said, "Hi, is Harrya Shadow-Rose Dew Drop Potter your identical twinsister?"
Harry gaped slightly at this 'Harrya', "Uh.No. I don't have any siblings. I know that I don't have siblings, my parents are dead." Harrya got up, "Jolly ho, Harry-chum. After living in a residential residence in San Francisco, I've picked up an English sounding accent that is not tellable from your distinct persona. That proves that we are genetically combobulated twins. I am smarter than Hermi, for I am your twin super sister. Voldie-dearest tried to kill me as well, but I was so smart that I used Apparation and only left with heart of love of my mom. Who is your mom, too." Her heart shaped scar glowed as she exclaimed happily while pushing her round glasses up her nose.
"Oh, something bad will to be happen!" She put a hand on her forehead, black nail polish glimmered on her fingernails. Cliff grabbed her hand, "I will protect you, dearest Amethyst. You are the sun, and I am the flower that you burn to a crisp."
Draco walked into the Gryffindor Common Room, holding Ginny's hand. "She was lost and I founded the Gryffindor room for hers. She is not pretty. I do not like her. I have no affection for her. So don't think that. I am a Slytherin, and I am not a sweet, misunderstood, abused boy on the inside." His eyes shifted back and forth, glimmering with tears, ten minutes later, he stopped. "I will go now." Crabbe and Goyle started singing opera, and left as well.
"Dissapear-io back to Slytherin Common Room-Io!" Harry ran away from the disturbed common room, and up to his dorm. Neville wasn't there, for he had been replaced by a exchange student, to Harry's horror. Harry assumed it was because poor Neville had nothing to do with the plot, he wished he had someone intelligent to talk to, Neville would be a fresh breath of air compared to these people. Neville probably went to marry a house-elf, or something in this messed-up world.
"Greetings. I am Wiz-Kid of the Galactic Alliance, Level 7. I have a wizard computer, I had a muggle one at home when I did not know I was a wizard, like Gandalf in that cool movie. I am not a nerd." Wiz-Kid moved his mowhawk out of his eyes, it was bright blue, his eyes were cherry-silver. He was a "Mark-Sue".
Harry watched Wiz-Kid play Wizard Tetris, two things on his mind. One was how he could have a computer at Hogwarts, the other, how he could get past level 10 on that game. And a third thing, WHY!?!!
Suddenly, he decided to the run away to the feast, not contemplating escape any longer, he was starving. Dumbledore announced a horrendous fact at the feast of pizza, "There will be a Really Cool Dance where you have to get Really Cool Dates who you like and are too embarrassed to ask, so you stand there the whole time. All girls musts where ugly dresses, and the guys have to wears anything pink. Have fun at the cool dance which is Friday, the day of Fri!"
Everybody looked in different directions, with heart-shaped eyes. Harrya's scar flashed, and Ron put a bowl on his head. "I am a Skater Dude. See me fly."
Meanwhile, Ginny was deciding a fact that would change her life. She ran outside, away from the common room, fixing her hair. Draco had saved her from Snape's vampire attack, but she would still risk it.for true, etermal love. Something like that.
She raced outside of the Hogwarts Castle, two large shadowy figures grunted a hello. They glared at her, she whipped around to face them.
"I haven't made my decision."
"But the dance is so soon!" "Well, it's hard to choose. I know I'm the Chosen One, and I'm destined to marry one of you. But I am so beautiful, I don't know who deserves me more."
The two figures nodded, and slithered and slouched out of the hallway. Snape ran towards her, "Where is Harry and Harrya? I am just wondering."
Ginny quizzically looked, and burst into song, "Oh, Harry, dear Harry, the big-headed boy, he is in the common room, yeah, yeah-oi!"
Snape rushed to the common room, with a small wrapped gift. Somehow, he got in the common room.
"Snape? What are you doing here? You can't take any points off me!" Harry saw the gift, and began to edge away. Snape couldn't be in love with him, but in this world, the possibilities.
"Harry, I am your father."
Harry's eyes blanked out, "No you're not! Don't insult me mum like that!"
Snape sighed, "It was in a cave, I was going to bit her in the neck, because I are's a vampire. She and I.then you were born. Your sister who is not my kid."
Harry backed up slowly, and dashed out of the room to the library. Snape fell to his knees, "No!! Dear son of holiness, please return!" He dropped the wrapped present, it was a baseball glove and a baseball. "I thought we could play some catch before I give you detention! Say 'Hi' to Grampy Dumbledore!"
Harry raced towards the Library, he couldn't take much more of this, he rushed inside. At least he could get some silence here, he picked up a book, written inside, "Gee, I is a cool spell book. Explode-io explodes things. But only things that can be exploded. Like heads, and pens." Harry snapped it shut, and his ears picked up,
"Ok! Who's the greatest team we know? Gryff! Gryff! Gryff! Go, Fight, Beat That Team! Defeat Uncool Snake of Silver and Green! We is great, we is good, Slytherin is not they are's dumb and means and not cool cuz Draco is in that team! So let's rip dat snak from limb to limb!"
Hermione led the Gryffindor Cheerleaders, wearing a short red and gold plaid skirt with a matching halter top. Her pompoms waved in the air, as the others followed behind. Even Percy.
A girl ran up to Harry, with greenish pink hair, and dazzling greenish gold eyes, that appeared to have magic powers and psychic purple cat-pupils. "I am Psychic, I love you. Will you's go to da dance wit me?"
Amethyst Ruby-Crystal Wind Silken-Touch, Princess of the Lost Dimension, jumped out of nowhere, "Do not go with her, go wit me's! She is a stupid Draco-lover, I am your destiny." She shot fire out of her silky hands, and laughed with her plump lips as that Psychic girl ran around with her butt on fire.
Harry ignored them, and ran away. Ginny ran towards him, shifting her eyes back and forth, and blushing. Then she started to cry, "I am the Chosen One! You must help me choose who I will marry at the ball! I must marry either..", and Harry shook his head, he wasn't surprised at this strange statement, for everything here was messed up anyway. But still, her choices were horrible, and unexpected. Even for here.
Chapter Three: The Most Powerful and Beautifullerest and Cool
Harry's eyes bulged before clamping shut. He wished he didn't witness what he did. There before him was an exact replica of himself, except for 'minor' details. She had long black hair, streaked with orange, a heart shaped scar, and emerald silver eyes with purple shadow tones. Her body was struggling to remain conscious from Cliff Topaz's extreme handsome figure, along with all the other girls.and Percy. He was grinning, and reading a thick book that said, "Things for Smart, Drop-Conscious Handsomely Peoples to Reeds".
Cliff said, "Hi, is Harrya Shadow-Rose Dew Drop Potter your identical twinsister?"
Harry gaped slightly at this 'Harrya', "Uh.No. I don't have any siblings. I know that I don't have siblings, my parents are dead." Harrya got up, "Jolly ho, Harry-chum. After living in a residential residence in San Francisco, I've picked up an English sounding accent that is not tellable from your distinct persona. That proves that we are genetically combobulated twins. I am smarter than Hermi, for I am your twin super sister. Voldie-dearest tried to kill me as well, but I was so smart that I used Apparation and only left with heart of love of my mom. Who is your mom, too." Her heart shaped scar glowed as she exclaimed happily while pushing her round glasses up her nose.
"Oh, something bad will to be happen!" She put a hand on her forehead, black nail polish glimmered on her fingernails. Cliff grabbed her hand, "I will protect you, dearest Amethyst. You are the sun, and I am the flower that you burn to a crisp."
Draco walked into the Gryffindor Common Room, holding Ginny's hand. "She was lost and I founded the Gryffindor room for hers. She is not pretty. I do not like her. I have no affection for her. So don't think that. I am a Slytherin, and I am not a sweet, misunderstood, abused boy on the inside." His eyes shifted back and forth, glimmering with tears, ten minutes later, he stopped. "I will go now." Crabbe and Goyle started singing opera, and left as well.
"Dissapear-io back to Slytherin Common Room-Io!" Harry ran away from the disturbed common room, and up to his dorm. Neville wasn't there, for he had been replaced by a exchange student, to Harry's horror. Harry assumed it was because poor Neville had nothing to do with the plot, he wished he had someone intelligent to talk to, Neville would be a fresh breath of air compared to these people. Neville probably went to marry a house-elf, or something in this messed-up world.
"Greetings. I am Wiz-Kid of the Galactic Alliance, Level 7. I have a wizard computer, I had a muggle one at home when I did not know I was a wizard, like Gandalf in that cool movie. I am not a nerd." Wiz-Kid moved his mowhawk out of his eyes, it was bright blue, his eyes were cherry-silver. He was a "Mark-Sue".
Harry watched Wiz-Kid play Wizard Tetris, two things on his mind. One was how he could have a computer at Hogwarts, the other, how he could get past level 10 on that game. And a third thing, WHY!?!!
Suddenly, he decided to the run away to the feast, not contemplating escape any longer, he was starving. Dumbledore announced a horrendous fact at the feast of pizza, "There will be a Really Cool Dance where you have to get Really Cool Dates who you like and are too embarrassed to ask, so you stand there the whole time. All girls musts where ugly dresses, and the guys have to wears anything pink. Have fun at the cool dance which is Friday, the day of Fri!"
Everybody looked in different directions, with heart-shaped eyes. Harrya's scar flashed, and Ron put a bowl on his head. "I am a Skater Dude. See me fly."
Meanwhile, Ginny was deciding a fact that would change her life. She ran outside, away from the common room, fixing her hair. Draco had saved her from Snape's vampire attack, but she would still risk it.for true, etermal love. Something like that.
She raced outside of the Hogwarts Castle, two large shadowy figures grunted a hello. They glared at her, she whipped around to face them.
"I haven't made my decision."
"But the dance is so soon!" "Well, it's hard to choose. I know I'm the Chosen One, and I'm destined to marry one of you. But I am so beautiful, I don't know who deserves me more."
The two figures nodded, and slithered and slouched out of the hallway. Snape ran towards her, "Where is Harry and Harrya? I am just wondering."
Ginny quizzically looked, and burst into song, "Oh, Harry, dear Harry, the big-headed boy, he is in the common room, yeah, yeah-oi!"
Snape rushed to the common room, with a small wrapped gift. Somehow, he got in the common room.
"Snape? What are you doing here? You can't take any points off me!" Harry saw the gift, and began to edge away. Snape couldn't be in love with him, but in this world, the possibilities.
"Harry, I am your father."
Harry's eyes blanked out, "No you're not! Don't insult me mum like that!"
Snape sighed, "It was in a cave, I was going to bit her in the neck, because I are's a vampire. She and I.then you were born. Your sister who is not my kid."
Harry backed up slowly, and dashed out of the room to the library. Snape fell to his knees, "No!! Dear son of holiness, please return!" He dropped the wrapped present, it was a baseball glove and a baseball. "I thought we could play some catch before I give you detention! Say 'Hi' to Grampy Dumbledore!"
Harry raced towards the Library, he couldn't take much more of this, he rushed inside. At least he could get some silence here, he picked up a book, written inside, "Gee, I is a cool spell book. Explode-io explodes things. But only things that can be exploded. Like heads, and pens." Harry snapped it shut, and his ears picked up,
"Ok! Who's the greatest team we know? Gryff! Gryff! Gryff! Go, Fight, Beat That Team! Defeat Uncool Snake of Silver and Green! We is great, we is good, Slytherin is not they are's dumb and means and not cool cuz Draco is in that team! So let's rip dat snak from limb to limb!"
Hermione led the Gryffindor Cheerleaders, wearing a short red and gold plaid skirt with a matching halter top. Her pompoms waved in the air, as the others followed behind. Even Percy.
A girl ran up to Harry, with greenish pink hair, and dazzling greenish gold eyes, that appeared to have magic powers and psychic purple cat-pupils. "I am Psychic, I love you. Will you's go to da dance wit me?"
Amethyst Ruby-Crystal Wind Silken-Touch, Princess of the Lost Dimension, jumped out of nowhere, "Do not go with her, go wit me's! She is a stupid Draco-lover, I am your destiny." She shot fire out of her silky hands, and laughed with her plump lips as that Psychic girl ran around with her butt on fire.
Harry ignored them, and ran away. Ginny ran towards him, shifting her eyes back and forth, and blushing. Then she started to cry, "I am the Chosen One! You must help me choose who I will marry at the ball! I must marry either..", and Harry shook his head, he wasn't surprised at this strange statement, for everything here was messed up anyway. But still, her choices were horrible, and unexpected. Even for here.