A/N: Ok..here it goes
Chapter Four: The Grosserest Choices In Da World!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Harry nodded to Ginny, "Uh.It's alright. I won't tell anyone." Harry dashed away, promising to keep the secret, after all, he wasn't going to talk to any of these messed-up morons anyway.
Nearby, Blaise Zambini hears the secret with his super-powered hearing-ness. He is snonking with Draco. Draco, even though his tongue is in someone else's mouth, smiles. "What was that secret secret I heard you hearing?"
Blaise blushes.
"And are you a boy or a girl?"
"Alright. I admit it. I heard."
Draco sneered with interest as Blaise whispered in his ear.
"NO! I want to marry Ginny because I want to. I am really nice inside", he started to sing, "I am just a sad, abused boy that my father does not love. Everyone hates me", his lip trembling. "Why me? Why do I have to be my father's son? I want to be free of my tormented soul."
Blaise had already left, and was snonking a suit of armor.
Draco jumped to the top of the castle, and started singing, "Loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove, is eterrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrnal. Yooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooou arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeee myyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy trueeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee loveeeeeeeeeee, Harryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy-I mean, Ginnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnny."
His eyes shifted back and forth for ten minutes before continuing and fell lovingly on Harry, but continued anyways.
The Giant Squid burst from the sky, grabbed Draco, put a cork in his mouth, and locked him in the highest tower. Hermione screamed, "Draco, Draco! Let down your hair!"
But Draco's hair was too greasy so she slipped, fell, and broke both legs and arms. Then she got better because she fixed herself. Meanwhile.
The Giant Squid roared to Ginny, it was wearing a tuxedo and carrying a white rose, with Draco's hair grease on it. Ginny realized it at once, "No! Did you heard Drack-y poo?" The Giant Squid gurgled, and tried to kiss her. "I love you! But remember what I said earlier? You must decide at the feast! Me, or that dead basilisk!"
Ginny was scared, and flew away on a magic pony called, "Magic Pony."
Harry heard Draco's song, and finally felt sick. Suddenly, the ball changed to tomorrow! 200 girls and 200 boys asked him, and so did Dobby and Draco who peered from his magic tower.
Ron runs up to Harry in Black robes, with "I eats death" on it. Harry gasped, "Don't ask me to the ball. Please."
Ron shook his head, scowling. "I am not here to kill you. I am not a Death Eater. I will not betray even though I have always been ignored and hated and secretly wishing Voldemort would adopt me. Which he didn't do. Yes. Goodbye."
Ron ran away quickly. Hermione appeared.
"Ok! What's the greatest school you know? Hogwarts Hogwarts! What's the school that never win? Hogwarts Hogwarts! Uh.always win! What's the school with the dumbest cheerleaders? Not this one! Because we's smart and cool. Hogwarts is better than slytherin!"
The cheerleading squad left a very traumatized Harry behind. Suddenly the exchange students appeared, all 50 ½ of them. One girl appeared, "I is Real Psychic. And has seen the future! You will marry, but not me. It might be Draco, or Amethyst, or Hermione, or Snape-y poo."
Harry screamed and ran as fast as he could. He blinked, and it was tomorrow.
He was dressed in an orange tuxedo, with pale polka-dot and stripe blue tie, and a pea green checkered shirt. Draco was wearing a beautiful gold ballroom gown. With a flower in his hair. Ginny was wearing a black spiky dress. She was crying, mascara was running down past her spike heels.
She jumped on the stage, "I am the Chosen One!"
Everyone gasped, some people fainted. Cliff Topaz continued to grin, they had fainted because of him. No one was listening to Ginny. He was wearing a Speedo and a bow tie. He didn't appear to notice anything wrong. Dumbledore shook his head, "Ah! The truth comes out!"
Ginny solemnly nodded, "My choice is.-" Then! Suddenly! Two figures in the crowd ripped off their masks, one was the dead basilisk and the other was the Giant Squid.
"UH.you are both so good. I will see who's a better dancer."
The Giant Squid rushed to her, and picked her up in his tentacles. The dead Basilisk just lay on the floor looking romantic.
"Oh, Bassy! You are so handsomely! "
The Giant Squid frowned. "No's! I wished to be yours husband-ness!"
Ginny cried, and hugged the dead basilisk carcass.
She started dancing with the dead body, it smiled and it's bloody eyes (filled with love) dripped out. The other guests continued with the ball, Blaise had a boy on one arm, and a girl on the other. That way, when it found out what gender it was, it could choose.
After three hours of dancing with a dead body, Ginny danced with the squid. Draco suddenly appears in front of Harry, and snonks him passionately. Harry tries to squirm away. Amethyst pushed Draco away, and jumped on his face. Harry ran away, spitting rapidly and muttering, "Nasty, yucky.ich." He was at the point of nervous collapse. Or suicide. Whichever came first.
Then Ginny announced, "My choice is..."
Chapter Four: The Grosserest Choices In Da World!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Harry nodded to Ginny, "Uh.It's alright. I won't tell anyone." Harry dashed away, promising to keep the secret, after all, he wasn't going to talk to any of these messed-up morons anyway.
Nearby, Blaise Zambini hears the secret with his super-powered hearing-ness. He is snonking with Draco. Draco, even though his tongue is in someone else's mouth, smiles. "What was that secret secret I heard you hearing?"
Blaise blushes.
"And are you a boy or a girl?"
"Alright. I admit it. I heard."
Draco sneered with interest as Blaise whispered in his ear.
"NO! I want to marry Ginny because I want to. I am really nice inside", he started to sing, "I am just a sad, abused boy that my father does not love. Everyone hates me", his lip trembling. "Why me? Why do I have to be my father's son? I want to be free of my tormented soul."
Blaise had already left, and was snonking a suit of armor.
Draco jumped to the top of the castle, and started singing, "Loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove, is eterrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrnal. Yooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooou arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeee myyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy trueeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee loveeeeeeeeeee, Harryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy-I mean, Ginnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnny."
His eyes shifted back and forth for ten minutes before continuing and fell lovingly on Harry, but continued anyways.
The Giant Squid burst from the sky, grabbed Draco, put a cork in his mouth, and locked him in the highest tower. Hermione screamed, "Draco, Draco! Let down your hair!"
But Draco's hair was too greasy so she slipped, fell, and broke both legs and arms. Then she got better because she fixed herself. Meanwhile.
The Giant Squid roared to Ginny, it was wearing a tuxedo and carrying a white rose, with Draco's hair grease on it. Ginny realized it at once, "No! Did you heard Drack-y poo?" The Giant Squid gurgled, and tried to kiss her. "I love you! But remember what I said earlier? You must decide at the feast! Me, or that dead basilisk!"
Ginny was scared, and flew away on a magic pony called, "Magic Pony."
Harry heard Draco's song, and finally felt sick. Suddenly, the ball changed to tomorrow! 200 girls and 200 boys asked him, and so did Dobby and Draco who peered from his magic tower.
Ron runs up to Harry in Black robes, with "I eats death" on it. Harry gasped, "Don't ask me to the ball. Please."
Ron shook his head, scowling. "I am not here to kill you. I am not a Death Eater. I will not betray even though I have always been ignored and hated and secretly wishing Voldemort would adopt me. Which he didn't do. Yes. Goodbye."
Ron ran away quickly. Hermione appeared.
"Ok! What's the greatest school you know? Hogwarts Hogwarts! What's the school that never win? Hogwarts Hogwarts! Uh.always win! What's the school with the dumbest cheerleaders? Not this one! Because we's smart and cool. Hogwarts is better than slytherin!"
The cheerleading squad left a very traumatized Harry behind. Suddenly the exchange students appeared, all 50 ½ of them. One girl appeared, "I is Real Psychic. And has seen the future! You will marry, but not me. It might be Draco, or Amethyst, or Hermione, or Snape-y poo."
Harry screamed and ran as fast as he could. He blinked, and it was tomorrow.
He was dressed in an orange tuxedo, with pale polka-dot and stripe blue tie, and a pea green checkered shirt. Draco was wearing a beautiful gold ballroom gown. With a flower in his hair. Ginny was wearing a black spiky dress. She was crying, mascara was running down past her spike heels.
She jumped on the stage, "I am the Chosen One!"
Everyone gasped, some people fainted. Cliff Topaz continued to grin, they had fainted because of him. No one was listening to Ginny. He was wearing a Speedo and a bow tie. He didn't appear to notice anything wrong. Dumbledore shook his head, "Ah! The truth comes out!"
Ginny solemnly nodded, "My choice is.-" Then! Suddenly! Two figures in the crowd ripped off their masks, one was the dead basilisk and the other was the Giant Squid.
"UH.you are both so good. I will see who's a better dancer."
The Giant Squid rushed to her, and picked her up in his tentacles. The dead Basilisk just lay on the floor looking romantic.
"Oh, Bassy! You are so handsomely! "
The Giant Squid frowned. "No's! I wished to be yours husband-ness!"
Ginny cried, and hugged the dead basilisk carcass.
She started dancing with the dead body, it smiled and it's bloody eyes (filled with love) dripped out. The other guests continued with the ball, Blaise had a boy on one arm, and a girl on the other. That way, when it found out what gender it was, it could choose.
After three hours of dancing with a dead body, Ginny danced with the squid. Draco suddenly appears in front of Harry, and snonks him passionately. Harry tries to squirm away. Amethyst pushed Draco away, and jumped on his face. Harry ran away, spitting rapidly and muttering, "Nasty, yucky.ich." He was at the point of nervous collapse. Or suicide. Whichever came first.
Then Ginny announced, "My choice is..."