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Chapter Five: Draco Reveals His Most Secretness Secret
Ginny stuttered, "My choice is.", no one was really listening except the Giant Squid. Cliff Topaz was adjusting his Speedo, while Amethyst was defending the school from an attack of vampire ninja yaks with her super- beam-o eye powers. The Giant Squid's tentacles raised in hopeful desire, "Ginny. Please. I.love you."
Ginny starts crying, "I.like yous lots, buts me's heart rests with da Dead Basilisk-y. I am so sorries we couldn't bes togethers forevers." Suddenly, Draco appeared out of nowhere.
"Nooooooooooooooooooooo! Buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut Ginnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! Your cholestrol! Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!" He lunges towards her, but trying to block her from the sight of McD's food. She ate the McNuggets, and suddenly, she stooped over, and began to die. Her heart exploded from love and cholestrol.
Meanwhile, Draco wipes his eyes with a silk hanky with his name embroidered. "My dearest Harry.I mean, Gin-Gin! Why did you have to die? Why?" Draco walks away singing, and kisses Harry on the cheek. "We must go through these traumatizing events together!" Draco ran away to look for more hair grease.
Harry couldn't take it anymore, ran to the bathroom, and threw up. Again. And Again. And Again. And after washing his cheek until it was raw. Amethyst came in, "No! You must not hide! Let's join the fun!"
Suddenly they were in the Great Hall. The dancers were dancing. Suddenly, due to Amethyst's disapperance, the vampire ninja yaks were in the Great Hall! Dancing! Minutes later, they were doing the hokey-pokey. All the Sue's of all sorts were kissing the yaks, and main characters. Blaise had a yak on one arm, and a girl on the other, and a boy on a leash. That way, when he found out what he was, he could choose.
The Giant Squid roared out in anger!
"NO! GINNY!! IT IS ALL THE BASILISK'S FAULT!" He ate the Basilisk and jumped to the tip of the ceiling and started eating people. He temporarily had indigestion from one of the sues, but his squid heart was too full of viral love sickness to care.
That was when the panic started, everyone ran into their true love's arms. Draco looked for Harry, Harry hid under the punch table immediately. Hermione looked around, and decided on a yak. She lost her notebook which had the schedule of true loves, and Ron angrily looked for Harry so he could turn him over to the Dark Lord. Harry looked beside him, and suddenly found a way out.
Chapter Five: Draco Reveals His Most Secretness Secret
Ginny stuttered, "My choice is.", no one was really listening except the Giant Squid. Cliff Topaz was adjusting his Speedo, while Amethyst was defending the school from an attack of vampire ninja yaks with her super- beam-o eye powers. The Giant Squid's tentacles raised in hopeful desire, "Ginny. Please. I.love you."
Ginny starts crying, "I.like yous lots, buts me's heart rests with da Dead Basilisk-y. I am so sorries we couldn't bes togethers forevers." Suddenly, Draco appeared out of nowhere.
"Nooooooooooooooooooooo! Buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut Ginnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! Your cholestrol! Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!" He lunges towards her, but trying to block her from the sight of McD's food. She ate the McNuggets, and suddenly, she stooped over, and began to die. Her heart exploded from love and cholestrol.
Meanwhile, Draco wipes his eyes with a silk hanky with his name embroidered. "My dearest Harry.I mean, Gin-Gin! Why did you have to die? Why?" Draco walks away singing, and kisses Harry on the cheek. "We must go through these traumatizing events together!" Draco ran away to look for more hair grease.
Harry couldn't take it anymore, ran to the bathroom, and threw up. Again. And Again. And Again. And after washing his cheek until it was raw. Amethyst came in, "No! You must not hide! Let's join the fun!"
Suddenly they were in the Great Hall. The dancers were dancing. Suddenly, due to Amethyst's disapperance, the vampire ninja yaks were in the Great Hall! Dancing! Minutes later, they were doing the hokey-pokey. All the Sue's of all sorts were kissing the yaks, and main characters. Blaise had a yak on one arm, and a girl on the other, and a boy on a leash. That way, when he found out what he was, he could choose.
The Giant Squid roared out in anger!
"NO! GINNY!! IT IS ALL THE BASILISK'S FAULT!" He ate the Basilisk and jumped to the tip of the ceiling and started eating people. He temporarily had indigestion from one of the sues, but his squid heart was too full of viral love sickness to care.
That was when the panic started, everyone ran into their true love's arms. Draco looked for Harry, Harry hid under the punch table immediately. Hermione looked around, and decided on a yak. She lost her notebook which had the schedule of true loves, and Ron angrily looked for Harry so he could turn him over to the Dark Lord. Harry looked beside him, and suddenly found a way out.