Chapter Six: There Is Maybes A Ways Out
Harry crouched under the punch table, and saw Wiz Kid sitting there, typing on his computer. "Wiz?"
"Yeah Dude?"
"Uh.why are you under the punch table?"
"Why are you?"
"Good point."
Then as Wiz finally got the high score in Wizard Tetris, he said "I be thinksed dat I's will totally rad now dude-in check my website, yeah g-dawg in."
After Harry interpretated that, a lightbulb popped over his head, and then fell on him. Nevertheless, he still had an idea.
"Wait? You can go online!?"
"Yeah, duh g-dawg! I go to The Wiz Wide Web, wheres I checkis my chat with Harry Potter fans."
Harry smiled, but shuddered at his statement. "Wait.can I check something?"
"Why sure Harry Dawg! Here!"
Harry grabbed the labtop, and started typing in the address. "Found it! Come on! Come on!" He hadn't used computers much, but he knew that this was loading slowly. About ten minutes.
Suddenly, all the Sue's, squids, yaks, and anyone important, even Percy, started monotously chanting. "Harry.Kill..Harry.Snonk.Harry.Love.Harry.Kiss.Harry.Destroy." Harry looked back, and screamed. He kept clicking faster, and the pop-up ads came. The frilly curtain on the table was confusing them, but he could hear the voices. His "twin" ran towards him, and crashed into the curtain, "I is finding de magic crystal amulet that contains Mom and Dad! There souls are froze in the cold of it! But because we are the chosen ones to free them, we shall free them!"
Suddenly, the table flipped over since Percy fainted in the punch bowl. Harry ran away from the Draco-led cult chants, as he rushed away, trying to find his way through the narrow halls.
Harry was panting, "Yes! Four more minutes!" Lost in his slow-speed internet connection, Harry ran into Snape. "Ah!"
Snape started crying, "You interrupts more fun for me's mouth! But I wills forgive you since I have something to tell you."
Harry tried to get around him, but ran into Hermione. Hermione whimpered, "Oh, Snape. Kiss me again!"
Harry's eyes widened in horror, he felt like he was throwing up, but it was only a few more minutes. Snape kneeled on one knee, with a birthday card.
"Harry. I am sorry I has not beens dere for you. Here is birthday card for alls I have missed. Harry, I am your father."
Harry looked confused, "Wait! You told me this, but if my parents are trapped in that amulet-thing. Which they're NOT, how can you be my father. Which you're NOT. These plots are conflicting. Why?"
Snape's eyed flicked back and forth, "Shut up. That's why. Nooooooooooooo." Hermione had just died of poison from the yak, "I will go whip up an antidote out of my easy-bake oven! I must go and wash my hair, as well!"
Harry stepped over Hermione's corpse, and started racing for the North Tower. Oliver raced after him, "Even though I already graduated, stay and practice Quidditch! Forever! We have new seeker. Now we have two seeker. Come seeker. Go seeker. Run seeker."
Harry had already raced down the hall, "C'mon.two more minutes.two!"
The squid's tentacles were filling up the halls, even opposite ends. The squid knocked out the roof, and purple rain started to fall. The squid was about to kill Harry for being Ginny's true real kind-of love.
"You is die, Harry!"
Harry only had to wait one more minute, "Wait!"
Suddenly getting an idea, "I is not.Harry Potter? Yes.I is.your twin brother."
The squid gasped, "I is so sorry, twin brother. I wills leave you alone." The squid ran away, and finally the connection came.
"Yes! Home-free!" He clicked the link, as the Mary-Sue's and everyone else, even Percy, clawed at his legs. "Stay.Harry." Ron was about to dark-mark Harry's leg, as Harry tried to kick him away. Suddenly, there was a swirling light.He was back.
A/N: There is still one more chapter! Stay tuned! Just one more! There * might * even be a sequel!
Harry crouched under the punch table, and saw Wiz Kid sitting there, typing on his computer. "Wiz?"
"Yeah Dude?"
"Uh.why are you under the punch table?"
"Why are you?"
"Good point."
Then as Wiz finally got the high score in Wizard Tetris, he said "I be thinksed dat I's will totally rad now dude-in check my website, yeah g-dawg in."
After Harry interpretated that, a lightbulb popped over his head, and then fell on him. Nevertheless, he still had an idea.
"Wait? You can go online!?"
"Yeah, duh g-dawg! I go to The Wiz Wide Web, wheres I checkis my chat with Harry Potter fans."
Harry smiled, but shuddered at his statement. "Wait.can I check something?"
"Why sure Harry Dawg! Here!"
Harry grabbed the labtop, and started typing in the address. "Found it! Come on! Come on!" He hadn't used computers much, but he knew that this was loading slowly. About ten minutes.
Suddenly, all the Sue's, squids, yaks, and anyone important, even Percy, started monotously chanting. "Harry.Kill..Harry.Snonk.Harry.Love.Harry.Kiss.Harry.Destroy." Harry looked back, and screamed. He kept clicking faster, and the pop-up ads came. The frilly curtain on the table was confusing them, but he could hear the voices. His "twin" ran towards him, and crashed into the curtain, "I is finding de magic crystal amulet that contains Mom and Dad! There souls are froze in the cold of it! But because we are the chosen ones to free them, we shall free them!"
Suddenly, the table flipped over since Percy fainted in the punch bowl. Harry ran away from the Draco-led cult chants, as he rushed away, trying to find his way through the narrow halls.
Harry was panting, "Yes! Four more minutes!" Lost in his slow-speed internet connection, Harry ran into Snape. "Ah!"
Snape started crying, "You interrupts more fun for me's mouth! But I wills forgive you since I have something to tell you."
Harry tried to get around him, but ran into Hermione. Hermione whimpered, "Oh, Snape. Kiss me again!"
Harry's eyes widened in horror, he felt like he was throwing up, but it was only a few more minutes. Snape kneeled on one knee, with a birthday card.
"Harry. I am sorry I has not beens dere for you. Here is birthday card for alls I have missed. Harry, I am your father."
Harry looked confused, "Wait! You told me this, but if my parents are trapped in that amulet-thing. Which they're NOT, how can you be my father. Which you're NOT. These plots are conflicting. Why?"
Snape's eyed flicked back and forth, "Shut up. That's why. Nooooooooooooo." Hermione had just died of poison from the yak, "I will go whip up an antidote out of my easy-bake oven! I must go and wash my hair, as well!"
Harry stepped over Hermione's corpse, and started racing for the North Tower. Oliver raced after him, "Even though I already graduated, stay and practice Quidditch! Forever! We have new seeker. Now we have two seeker. Come seeker. Go seeker. Run seeker."
Harry had already raced down the hall, "C'mon.two more minutes.two!"
The squid's tentacles were filling up the halls, even opposite ends. The squid knocked out the roof, and purple rain started to fall. The squid was about to kill Harry for being Ginny's true real kind-of love.
"You is die, Harry!"
Harry only had to wait one more minute, "Wait!"
Suddenly getting an idea, "I is not.Harry Potter? Yes.I is.your twin brother."
The squid gasped, "I is so sorry, twin brother. I wills leave you alone." The squid ran away, and finally the connection came.
"Yes! Home-free!" He clicked the link, as the Mary-Sue's and everyone else, even Percy, clawed at his legs. "Stay.Harry." Ron was about to dark-mark Harry's leg, as Harry tried to kick him away. Suddenly, there was a swirling light.He was back.
A/N: There is still one more chapter! Stay tuned! Just one more! There * might * even be a sequel!