Survivor; Celebrity Style
By: ParaKeet007
(With the occasional brilliant idea from IckleRonniekins104)
We, CBS, have stranded a group of celebrities on a desert island. They must live together for 9 weeks. Each week, a team will vote one of it's own off until there is a winner. The last one there will receive 1 million dollars. Keepesh? Then let's introduce the teams. Playing for the Estradabu team will be: Britney Spears, Nelly, Carson Daley, Pink, Tyra Banks, and The Rock. The Bermuda team consists of: Justin Timberlake, Daniel Radcliffe, Mandy Moore, Beyonce Knowles, Alan Rickman, and Nelly Furtado. The host will be John Cleese. Let's begin!
Day 1: Estradabu team: Survival period.
John Cleese: Hello and welcome to your new home for the next 9 weeks. All of you must work together to win rewards and challenges. For now, all you have to do is set up your campsite. There is a large fence surrounding you're team's territory so you will be protected from any dangers. Any questions?
Nelly: Yea man, what the heck am I doin here, man? This is trippin', for real.
John Cleese: You were chosen based on personality and because we needed 12 desperate celebrities!
Nelly: Who you callin desperate, fool?
Britney Spears: You can't just dump us here like this! We have lives and boyfriends!
John Cleese: I can do anything I want! I'm ECCENTRIC! Roar!
Pink: Aight, I can dig this.
John Cleese: Good, because you have to. It's too late to turn back now. Well, I will leave you to socialize. I will see you all at exactly 7:00 AM to tell you your next assignment. Good day!
Nelly: Awww, no way man. This is WACK!
Tyra Banks: I can't stay here! I didn't bring my "Stranded-in-the-jungle- for-9-weeks" wardrobe! Whatever will I do?
Pink: I know what you can do! SHUT UP.
Carson Daley: Well, this is weird. Hey Rock, what do you think?
The Rock: I THINK THAT I WILL BEAT ALL YOU LOSERS BECAUSE I CAN SMELL WHAT THE ROCK (ME) IS COOKIN'!
Britney Spears: Whoa. No way. I will win because I am the prettiest, smartest, and skinniest...
Pink: most annoying, stupid, blonde...
Carson Daley: Come on, we shouldn't argue. We're gonna be stuck here together for 9 weeks and you two are already giving me a headache. See if I ever play your videos again. Geeze.
Day 1: The Bermuda team: Survival period.
John Cleese just finished explaining everything to them and now they are left to socialize.
Justin Timberlake: Whoa.
Mandy Moore: What an adventure! I think that this will be a lot of fun! What do you think, Beyonce?
Beyonce: Well, I think that I will win because...(starts singing)I'm a survivor...
Daniel Radcliffe: Wow! This is a very nice island. Then again, I have never been to an island. I spend the whole year at Hogwarts and in the summer I'm locked in a cupboard at my Aunt and Uncle's house!
Nelly Furtado: Whoa, dude! Welcome to reality. That's just a movie. You are NOT Harry Potter.
Daniel Radcliffe: MUGGLE!
Nelly Furtado: What the heck is a muggle??? (She slaps him on the head.)
Mandy Moore: Break it up you two! We don't want to start our adventure angry! Hey, Mr. Rickman, you haven't said much at all! What do you think of all this?
Alan Rickman: (Says nothing and glares at her evilly.)
Justin Timberlake: Alright then...(And slowly moves away from Alan.)
Mandy Moore: Ok, let's set up!
We, CBS, have stranded a group of celebrities on a desert island. They must live together for 9 weeks. Each week, a team will vote one of it's own off until there is a winner. The last one there will receive 1 million dollars. Keepesh? Then let's introduce the teams. Playing for the Estradabu team will be: Britney Spears, Nelly, Carson Daley, Pink, Tyra Banks, and The Rock. The Bermuda team consists of: Justin Timberlake, Daniel Radcliffe, Mandy Moore, Beyonce Knowles, Alan Rickman, and Nelly Furtado. The host will be John Cleese. Let's begin!
Day 1: Estradabu team: Survival period.
John Cleese: Hello and welcome to your new home for the next 9 weeks. All of you must work together to win rewards and challenges. For now, all you have to do is set up your campsite. There is a large fence surrounding you're team's territory so you will be protected from any dangers. Any questions?
Nelly: Yea man, what the heck am I doin here, man? This is trippin', for real.
John Cleese: You were chosen based on personality and because we needed 12 desperate celebrities!
Nelly: Who you callin desperate, fool?
Britney Spears: You can't just dump us here like this! We have lives and boyfriends!
John Cleese: I can do anything I want! I'm ECCENTRIC! Roar!
Pink: Aight, I can dig this.
John Cleese: Good, because you have to. It's too late to turn back now. Well, I will leave you to socialize. I will see you all at exactly 7:00 AM to tell you your next assignment. Good day!
Nelly: Awww, no way man. This is WACK!
Tyra Banks: I can't stay here! I didn't bring my "Stranded-in-the-jungle- for-9-weeks" wardrobe! Whatever will I do?
Pink: I know what you can do! SHUT UP.
Carson Daley: Well, this is weird. Hey Rock, what do you think?
The Rock: I THINK THAT I WILL BEAT ALL YOU LOSERS BECAUSE I CAN SMELL WHAT THE ROCK (ME) IS COOKIN'!
Britney Spears: Whoa. No way. I will win because I am the prettiest, smartest, and skinniest...
Pink: most annoying, stupid, blonde...
Carson Daley: Come on, we shouldn't argue. We're gonna be stuck here together for 9 weeks and you two are already giving me a headache. See if I ever play your videos again. Geeze.
Day 1: The Bermuda team: Survival period.
John Cleese just finished explaining everything to them and now they are left to socialize.
Justin Timberlake: Whoa.
Mandy Moore: What an adventure! I think that this will be a lot of fun! What do you think, Beyonce?
Beyonce: Well, I think that I will win because...(starts singing)I'm a survivor...
Daniel Radcliffe: Wow! This is a very nice island. Then again, I have never been to an island. I spend the whole year at Hogwarts and in the summer I'm locked in a cupboard at my Aunt and Uncle's house!
Nelly Furtado: Whoa, dude! Welcome to reality. That's just a movie. You are NOT Harry Potter.
Daniel Radcliffe: MUGGLE!
Nelly Furtado: What the heck is a muggle??? (She slaps him on the head.)
Mandy Moore: Break it up you two! We don't want to start our adventure angry! Hey, Mr. Rickman, you haven't said much at all! What do you think of all this?
Alan Rickman: (Says nothing and glares at her evilly.)
Justin Timberlake: Alright then...(And slowly moves away from Alan.)
Mandy Moore: Ok, let's set up!