Kenobi's Story
Description: OK, those of you who really know me know that this story is out of character for me. Melissa one of my friends who I'm pretty sure will read this story once I get it posted will just be in shock that I actually wrote it because I'm probably going against my hotty by doing this. Even though I do think the character he plays is just gay.
Anyways, I don't want to give too much away, but if you want to see Anakin suffer, and Obi-Wan triumph, this story is for you!
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Obi-Wan and Anakin were riding the elevator thingy to Senator Amidala's apartment/accommodations place.
"Relax Anakin. I haven't felt you this tense since we fell in that pit of blood-sucking, brain-eating, liver-grinding, insane-making, ear-shattering, heart-stopping, mud-loving, mucus-eating, orange carpet covered slugs from Benobia." Obi-Wan was trying to hide his drunken smile at the ridiculous creation he had come up with."
"Eh-hemm (he sighs/laughs), Master, I think you had a little too much of that Absinthian Revolution drink they've concocted down at the pub you always go to, you devilish demoniated, queery-eyed, blugger-man." Ok, so Anakin had followed his master and had ended up drinking with him at the 'said pub'. "I'm not tense, you ol' coot! I'm just a little on the drunken side, dats-a all!"
"Good," Obi-Wan said in a bright, cheery tone, "Maybe it'll loosen you up for our meeting with the. sen-na-tor!" He said the last word ever slowly and distinctly as he leaned in to fall on his padawan.
"Whoo!" They both said after they had a good old 'hearty' laugh at them- selves.
As they STARTED to sober up, the elevator shaft thingy reached it's destination and beeped as the door opened.
"Anni? Anni!" Came an unfortunately familiar voice. "Anni! Meesa so Happys to seein yo-"
Obi-Wan and Anakin punched Jar-Jar unconscious in unison.
"Well, that worked out nicely!" Obi-Wan said as they both started to laugh.
Then came a heavenly voice from the next room.
"Anakin, is that you?" It was Padme, or AK: Senator Amidalla.
Both of the 'men' stood speechless at her beauty. And, unfortunately, they became un-drunk, or 'sober'. (I just really like using the ' ' apostrophes thingies!!)
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Well, that's all for now, folks! Umm, well, if you like this story, TELL ME! Please? Just R&R. I'll probably post a second chapter unless you peeps think that this one sucks. I haven't posted for a while, sorry. Yea, and thanx for reading! *my loyal fans* *sniffles*
Description: OK, those of you who really know me know that this story is out of character for me. Melissa one of my friends who I'm pretty sure will read this story once I get it posted will just be in shock that I actually wrote it because I'm probably going against my hotty by doing this. Even though I do think the character he plays is just gay.
Anyways, I don't want to give too much away, but if you want to see Anakin suffer, and Obi-Wan triumph, this story is for you!
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Obi-Wan and Anakin were riding the elevator thingy to Senator Amidala's apartment/accommodations place.
"Relax Anakin. I haven't felt you this tense since we fell in that pit of blood-sucking, brain-eating, liver-grinding, insane-making, ear-shattering, heart-stopping, mud-loving, mucus-eating, orange carpet covered slugs from Benobia." Obi-Wan was trying to hide his drunken smile at the ridiculous creation he had come up with."
"Eh-hemm (he sighs/laughs), Master, I think you had a little too much of that Absinthian Revolution drink they've concocted down at the pub you always go to, you devilish demoniated, queery-eyed, blugger-man." Ok, so Anakin had followed his master and had ended up drinking with him at the 'said pub'. "I'm not tense, you ol' coot! I'm just a little on the drunken side, dats-a all!"
"Good," Obi-Wan said in a bright, cheery tone, "Maybe it'll loosen you up for our meeting with the. sen-na-tor!" He said the last word ever slowly and distinctly as he leaned in to fall on his padawan.
"Whoo!" They both said after they had a good old 'hearty' laugh at them- selves.
As they STARTED to sober up, the elevator shaft thingy reached it's destination and beeped as the door opened.
"Anni? Anni!" Came an unfortunately familiar voice. "Anni! Meesa so Happys to seein yo-"
Obi-Wan and Anakin punched Jar-Jar unconscious in unison.
"Well, that worked out nicely!" Obi-Wan said as they both started to laugh.
Then came a heavenly voice from the next room.
"Anakin, is that you?" It was Padme, or AK: Senator Amidalla.
Both of the 'men' stood speechless at her beauty. And, unfortunately, they became un-drunk, or 'sober'. (I just really like using the ' ' apostrophes thingies!!)
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Well, that's all for now, folks! Umm, well, if you like this story, TELL ME! Please? Just R&R. I'll probably post a second chapter unless you peeps think that this one sucks. I haven't posted for a while, sorry. Yea, and thanx for reading! *my loyal fans* *sniffles*