The DragonBall Z Show: Piccolo's Suicide
DISCLAIMER: I do not own DragonBall Z... however, I do own volumes 1-6 & 8- 10 of The DragonBall manga.
SETUP: Years ago, this old guy found a baby with a tail, dropped him on his head, raised him, and was killed by him when he became a were-monkey. Years later the kid becomes the greatest fighter in the world. His brother tries to kill him and so on and so on, eventually he is fighting a Pillsbury Dough Android and he suffers somewhat of a heart virus. That's where this story takes place.
Goku and 19 were fighting when it happened. Goku stopped in mid air, clutched at his heart, and shouted, "ARGH! MY BRAIN!"
"GOKU!!!" shouted Piccolo as he rushed to aid his former foe, "First off, that's your heart not your brain and second off, I'M COMING!!!"
"Ah, ah, ahh; you know the rules," said Dr. Gero as he sent a tiny ki blast going from his finger through Piccolo's shoulder.
"Piccolo!!!" shouted Kuririn and Gohan as their friend screamed and fell to the ground. They quickly grabbed the bag of senzu beans and ran to his side.
Piccolo was lying on the ground and looking up at the sky. He then smiled and weakly said, "Yes! I-I'm dying! Finally I'll be free from G-Goku and his stupid comments!"
"Here's a senzu bean, Piccolo," said Gohan as he gave Piccolo a bean. Piccolo was instantly rejuvenated, much to his disliking. He immediately sat up.
"NO!" he whined, "I WANNA DIE!"
He then stood up and intentionally flew headfirst into a nearby plateau. Nothing happened; he wasn't injured at all. He backed up and tried it again. Again, nothing happened. He backed up and tried it over and over and over again.
"Why isn't this working?" he thought to himself as he continuously rammed his head into the plateau, "I don't even have a scratch! It's that damn regeneration of mine! It's working too damned well!"
Eventually, Kuririn and Tenshinhan tried to restrain him, begging him to stop.
"NO!" he said as he struggled to break free, "Must... Kill... Self!"
"Actually, Mr. Piccolo," said Gohan as he grabbed Piccolo's arm, "you're doing it all wrong! Here, let me show you how it's done!"
It was at this precise moment that Piccolo realized that he didn't want to kill himself after all.
"First we back up really far away..." said Gohan as they got a mile away from the plateau.
A nervous Piccolo said, "U-um, a-actually G-g-gohan, I w-was just tr-tr- trying t-to releive m-m-my s-s-stress, y-you d-don't have t-to do th-this, p-p-please let g-go off m-my arm..."
"Then we get you going really fast," Gohan said as he ran while still holding on to Piccolo.
"No, Gohan, Please, Gohan Gohan Gohan Gohan Gohan Gohan Gohan..." screamed a panicking Piccolo.
"AND SLAM!" Gohan threw his teacher into the side of the plateau causing his head to split open. Piccolo immediately fell to the ground and went into somewhat of a seizure.
"F-f-f-finally," the brain-exposed Piccolo struggled to say, "I-I-I'll b-b- b-b-be f-f-fr..."
Before he could finish Gohan gave him another senzu bean and he was instantly rejuvenated. Piccolo blinked a couple of times and realized that he was doomed to be with these morons forever. Then he got on his knees, looked up to the heavens, threw his arms in the air and scream:
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Then he cried.
THEND
Yup, so that's it... don't worry about Goku, he's okay... ummmm... I like Dr. Slump... yeah... okay, then...
DISCLAIMER: I do not own DragonBall Z... however, I do own volumes 1-6 & 8- 10 of The DragonBall manga.
SETUP: Years ago, this old guy found a baby with a tail, dropped him on his head, raised him, and was killed by him when he became a were-monkey. Years later the kid becomes the greatest fighter in the world. His brother tries to kill him and so on and so on, eventually he is fighting a Pillsbury Dough Android and he suffers somewhat of a heart virus. That's where this story takes place.
Goku and 19 were fighting when it happened. Goku stopped in mid air, clutched at his heart, and shouted, "ARGH! MY BRAIN!"
"GOKU!!!" shouted Piccolo as he rushed to aid his former foe, "First off, that's your heart not your brain and second off, I'M COMING!!!"
"Ah, ah, ahh; you know the rules," said Dr. Gero as he sent a tiny ki blast going from his finger through Piccolo's shoulder.
"Piccolo!!!" shouted Kuririn and Gohan as their friend screamed and fell to the ground. They quickly grabbed the bag of senzu beans and ran to his side.
Piccolo was lying on the ground and looking up at the sky. He then smiled and weakly said, "Yes! I-I'm dying! Finally I'll be free from G-Goku and his stupid comments!"
"Here's a senzu bean, Piccolo," said Gohan as he gave Piccolo a bean. Piccolo was instantly rejuvenated, much to his disliking. He immediately sat up.
"NO!" he whined, "I WANNA DIE!"
He then stood up and intentionally flew headfirst into a nearby plateau. Nothing happened; he wasn't injured at all. He backed up and tried it again. Again, nothing happened. He backed up and tried it over and over and over again.
"Why isn't this working?" he thought to himself as he continuously rammed his head into the plateau, "I don't even have a scratch! It's that damn regeneration of mine! It's working too damned well!"
Eventually, Kuririn and Tenshinhan tried to restrain him, begging him to stop.
"NO!" he said as he struggled to break free, "Must... Kill... Self!"
"Actually, Mr. Piccolo," said Gohan as he grabbed Piccolo's arm, "you're doing it all wrong! Here, let me show you how it's done!"
It was at this precise moment that Piccolo realized that he didn't want to kill himself after all.
"First we back up really far away..." said Gohan as they got a mile away from the plateau.
A nervous Piccolo said, "U-um, a-actually G-g-gohan, I w-was just tr-tr- trying t-to releive m-m-my s-s-stress, y-you d-don't have t-to do th-this, p-p-please let g-go off m-my arm..."
"Then we get you going really fast," Gohan said as he ran while still holding on to Piccolo.
"No, Gohan, Please, Gohan Gohan Gohan Gohan Gohan Gohan Gohan..." screamed a panicking Piccolo.
"AND SLAM!" Gohan threw his teacher into the side of the plateau causing his head to split open. Piccolo immediately fell to the ground and went into somewhat of a seizure.
"F-f-f-finally," the brain-exposed Piccolo struggled to say, "I-I-I'll b-b- b-b-be f-f-fr..."
Before he could finish Gohan gave him another senzu bean and he was instantly rejuvenated. Piccolo blinked a couple of times and realized that he was doomed to be with these morons forever. Then he got on his knees, looked up to the heavens, threw his arms in the air and scream:
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Then he cried.
THEND
Yup, so that's it... don't worry about Goku, he's okay... ummmm... I like Dr. Slump... yeah... okay, then...