Survivor; Day 9: The Merging of the Tribes

John: Hello teams! You stand as opposing teams now, but in a few moments, you will be one. The new team name is: Bermudabu! Isn't that funny? I came up with it myself! Ok teams, get to know each other. I'll be back this afternoon to take you to your first individual challenge.

Nelly: Hey yo, there are two Nellys. This could get confusing. I'm Nelly, You're Nelly F, deal?

Nelly F: Fine.

Britney: Where's Justy-Baby?

Nelly F: Waiting in the hot tub. WHERE DO YOU THINK BARBIE? HE GOT VOTED OFF!

Britney: NOOOOOOO! NOT JUSTY-BABY!

Daniel: Maybe now Snape will leave me alone!

Alan: ~Grunts and glares evilly at Daniel~

Daniel: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Day 9: First Individual Challenge

John: Hello, Bermudabu-ians! I hope you're ready for your first challenge! Here's what you have to do: Sing! We'll broadcast your performance and the viewers will vote for who they liked the best. The least popular person will be voted off. Here you go!

Britney: Here's a Classic! Oops I Did It again, I played with your heart, got lost in the game, Oh Baby, baby...

Nelly: I'm bringin' the Country Gramma' up in herre! It's gettin' hot in herre, so take off all your clothes.

Pink: Lady Marmalade! Oh ya...!

Nelly F: I'm like a Bird; I wanna fly away (Home!)....

Daniel: Oh, Hogworts, Hogworts, Hoggy, Warty, Hogworts!

Alan: ~stalks up to the stage, looking very angry, then begins to dance ballet and sings in a high-pitched voice ~Tiptoe through the tulips...Won't you tiptoe through the tulips with me! GRUNT! ~Stalks away looking just as evil as before~

~ONE HOUR BREAK~

John: Well, the votes are in! My, my! This is so funny! Britney, it appears like you are the loser! Good-bye! In case you were interested, Alan won! You also have a record deal waiting for you, Mr. Rickman! How strange! Anywho, goodnight and I'll see you tomorrow!

Britney: HOW CAN THIS BE?! You must have rigged the votes! I DEMAND a recount! ("Who do you think you are, Florida?" said Pink) I am the SINGER! Not Alan! He's just a greasy, scary, old guy! No Offense, Alan. NOOOOOOOOOO!

Pink: YES! I was starting to worry that'd Heifer never leave! SWEET! There is a God!

Daniel: I think that Alan cheated! How can he win? He's not Tiny Tim! He can't sing! He used magic! CHEATER!

Alan: ~glares evilly at Daniel~

Daniel: AHHHHHHHHHH! Deja vu! AHHHHHHHHHHH!