Days 10 & 11 (They're short)
Day 10: The Second Challenge
John: Hello contestants! Today, you have a tough task ahead! MEMORY RETENTION! I'm going to tell you a story and you have to answer questions! Here we go... There are two men and a cactus on a deserted island. The Cactus is orange, the men are blue. A magic lobster grants them 3 wishes, one wish each. The cactus asks for wings, to fly away. The first man asks for a boat, to sail away in. The third monkey asks for a peach. Now for the questions: 1.) Who is wearing a bikini?
Nelly: A bikini? There are no freakin bikinis in that story! - WRONG!
Pink: Men and cactus don't wear bikinis. - WRONG!
Nelly F: What? No body is wearing a bikini! --WRONG!
Daniel: ME! HA! ----Seriously WRONG!
Alan: ~grunts~ the magic lobster. ---CORRECT!
2.) Which of the three people on the island are allergic to pollen?
Nelly: WHAT? How are we supposed to know that? This is wack! ----WRONG!
Pink: Excuse me? -----WRONG!
Nelly F: Um.... the cactus? ---WRONG!
Daniel: ME!!! HA HA HA! -----WRONG again!
Alan: ~grunts~ the magic lobster -RIGHT!
3. Last question, if the cactus is a spoon, and the first man are spoons, then who is also a spoon?
Nelly: The third guest. ----WRONG!
Pink: The last man.----WRONG
Nelly F: The last dude on the island---WRONG
Daniel: ME! HA HA HA HA ! ----Again, seriously WRONG
Alan: The magic lobster. ---RIGHT!
John: Well, with three points, Alan wins! HE can pick out who ever he wants to kick off of the island as a reward. Who will it be?
Alan: ~grunt~ Pink.
Pink: WHAT? Why me? I never did anything to you man! That is so wrong!
Alan: You're hair isn't Pink.
Pink: SO???
Alan: I like pink.
Pink: Oh, my gosh. I'm outta here. PEACE!
John: OK then! I'll see you all tomorrow!
Day 11: The Third Challenge
John: Hello again, sunshine! How are you all this morning? Come on now, you'll have to wake up if you want to win today's challenge! Are you ready for the instructions? Ok, all you have to do is jump out of a helicopter onto targets into the water. [Sorry Fear Factor fans, I'm running out of ideas :-)] OK, let's go, let's go L-E-T-S G-O!
~All of them took their turns jumping out of the helicopter. Nelly F landed on the three-point target, Daniel got a 2, Nelly got a five, and Alan got a four. ~
John: CONGRADULATIONS, Nelly! You win! However, we're going to decide who leaves by drawing straws.
Nelly: Hold up, then why did we just jump out of the helicopter? What's the point?
John: Good question, now Nelly F, you may go first. Owww, that's mighty short! Ok, Alan. WOW! That's long. Daniel... Oh, a bit risky, but not the shortest! Oh no! Nelly! You get the short straw!
Nelly: Come on now, I jumped out of that stupid helicopter fo' nothin?!! You loser. Get me outta herre!
John: One down, three to go! Wow, this will be exciting, won't it? I'll see you three tomorrow.
Day 10: The Second Challenge
John: Hello contestants! Today, you have a tough task ahead! MEMORY RETENTION! I'm going to tell you a story and you have to answer questions! Here we go... There are two men and a cactus on a deserted island. The Cactus is orange, the men are blue. A magic lobster grants them 3 wishes, one wish each. The cactus asks for wings, to fly away. The first man asks for a boat, to sail away in. The third monkey asks for a peach. Now for the questions: 1.) Who is wearing a bikini?
Nelly: A bikini? There are no freakin bikinis in that story! - WRONG!
Pink: Men and cactus don't wear bikinis. - WRONG!
Nelly F: What? No body is wearing a bikini! --WRONG!
Daniel: ME! HA! ----Seriously WRONG!
Alan: ~grunts~ the magic lobster. ---CORRECT!
2.) Which of the three people on the island are allergic to pollen?
Nelly: WHAT? How are we supposed to know that? This is wack! ----WRONG!
Pink: Excuse me? -----WRONG!
Nelly F: Um.... the cactus? ---WRONG!
Daniel: ME!!! HA HA HA! -----WRONG again!
Alan: ~grunts~ the magic lobster -RIGHT!
3. Last question, if the cactus is a spoon, and the first man are spoons, then who is also a spoon?
Nelly: The third guest. ----WRONG!
Pink: The last man.----WRONG
Nelly F: The last dude on the island---WRONG
Daniel: ME! HA HA HA HA ! ----Again, seriously WRONG
Alan: The magic lobster. ---RIGHT!
John: Well, with three points, Alan wins! HE can pick out who ever he wants to kick off of the island as a reward. Who will it be?
Alan: ~grunt~ Pink.
Pink: WHAT? Why me? I never did anything to you man! That is so wrong!
Alan: You're hair isn't Pink.
Pink: SO???
Alan: I like pink.
Pink: Oh, my gosh. I'm outta here. PEACE!
John: OK then! I'll see you all tomorrow!
Day 11: The Third Challenge
John: Hello again, sunshine! How are you all this morning? Come on now, you'll have to wake up if you want to win today's challenge! Are you ready for the instructions? Ok, all you have to do is jump out of a helicopter onto targets into the water. [Sorry Fear Factor fans, I'm running out of ideas :-)] OK, let's go, let's go L-E-T-S G-O!
~All of them took their turns jumping out of the helicopter. Nelly F landed on the three-point target, Daniel got a 2, Nelly got a five, and Alan got a four. ~
John: CONGRADULATIONS, Nelly! You win! However, we're going to decide who leaves by drawing straws.
Nelly: Hold up, then why did we just jump out of the helicopter? What's the point?
John: Good question, now Nelly F, you may go first. Owww, that's mighty short! Ok, Alan. WOW! That's long. Daniel... Oh, a bit risky, but not the shortest! Oh no! Nelly! You get the short straw!
Nelly: Come on now, I jumped out of that stupid helicopter fo' nothin?!! You loser. Get me outta herre!
John: One down, three to go! Wow, this will be exciting, won't it? I'll see you three tomorrow.