Survivor; Finale!
Day 12: The Second-To-Last-Come-On-And-Get-It-Over-With-All-Ready Challenge
John: Hello! Isn't this exciting?? Only the three of you left. One by one, you've left the island and one more will be leaving today. Let's see who it is! Ok, here is your challenge. You have to perform on Fear Factor! And who is better to help us than JOE ROGAN! He will pick the winner based on your performance.
Joe: Ok yo, here's what you have to do. See these six marbles? You're playing pool! Whichever marbles are left on the table are the tasks you must complete or things you have to eat. Nelly? Want to go first?
Nelly: Sure! Ok, so all I have to do is get the marbles in the holes?
Joe: Yep, in 5 shots or less.
Nelly: Ok, here we go. ~Knocks them all in except for two~
Joe: Ok, you have to.... 1) swim in a tank of gators for 2 minutes and 2) kiss Daniel.
Nelly: EWWWWW! NEVER! NEVER! NEVER!
Joe: Calm down! I was kidding! I've been watching the show. You have to eat a slug.
Nelly: Don't you EVER scare me like that again or I will make your very existence a living nightmare.
Daniel: Kissy kissy!
Nelly: DIE HEIFFER! DIE!
Joe: Are you gonna do the challenge or not?
Nelly: Yea, sure. ~Climbs into tank w/ 5 full grown gators~ Ohhhhhhhgosh, ohhhgosh.
Joe: OK, your two minutes are up. Bring on the slug!
Nelly: Oh joy. What kind of slug?
Joe: Just a slug. Here ya go.
Nelly: Eww. Oh well. I'd rather eat ten of these than kiss that scum over there.
~She opens her mouth and swallows the "slug" whole, which is really a .~
Visser Three: YOU CAN'T DO THIS! I AM VISSER THREE! YEERKS WILL RULE YOU ALL! HA HA...
Nelly: ~shocked~ Did you all hear that too?
~ Four teens, a blue deer, and a hawk come in~ "Thank you!" ~Says the blue deer~ You have rid us of the evil Yeerk Commander Visser Three! We are eternally grateful!"
John: ~runs onto the scene~ How did you get here? SECURITY! ~Security leads them away~ Ok, good job, Nelly! I'm going now, catch you all later!
Joe: Yea, anyways. Ok, Alan, you're next.
Alan: ~grunt~
Joe: Wow! You got them all in except for one. Ok, it says: I hope you aren't afraid of snakes! You have to wear a snake around your next for the remainder of the night. Ok?
Daniel: That's not fair! He's from Slytherin! He loves snakes! Cheater! He used magic!
Joe: Does he always act like this or is today special?
Nelly: Everyday.
Joe: Ok, here's the snake. ~The snake hisses, but stays calmly on Alan's shoulders~ Ok, Dan.
Daniel: Yea! I put a spell on all of the marbles so that they will go into the pockets!
Joe: You got 4. You have to: eat a squid, kiss a lung fish, pet a porcupine, and walk across a plank twenty feet above a vat of yogurt. All in under 41.6 Seconds!
Daniel: What flavor yogurt??
Joe: Banana.
Daniel: Yea! Ok, I'm ready!
Joe: 1...2...3.. GO! ~Daniel completes the tasks, but falls in the yogurt. ~ Oh, sorry! You loose!
Daniel: There's yogurt in my underpants! Yea!
Joe: Ok, yeah. Anyways, you loose. Ok, I'm leaving now. Take over, John.
John: Goody! I get to announce the winner! Let's bring in the council!
~All the original celebrities come back to vote~ OK, Council. GO! John: OK, the votes are in! And the winner is. ALAN!
Daniel: I demand a recount!
John: Who do you think you are, Florida? No! You lose!
Alan: I win!
The End!
Stay tuned for Survivor 2!
John: Hello! Isn't this exciting?? Only the three of you left. One by one, you've left the island and one more will be leaving today. Let's see who it is! Ok, here is your challenge. You have to perform on Fear Factor! And who is better to help us than JOE ROGAN! He will pick the winner based on your performance.
Joe: Ok yo, here's what you have to do. See these six marbles? You're playing pool! Whichever marbles are left on the table are the tasks you must complete or things you have to eat. Nelly? Want to go first?
Nelly: Sure! Ok, so all I have to do is get the marbles in the holes?
Joe: Yep, in 5 shots or less.
Nelly: Ok, here we go. ~Knocks them all in except for two~
Joe: Ok, you have to.... 1) swim in a tank of gators for 2 minutes and 2) kiss Daniel.
Nelly: EWWWWW! NEVER! NEVER! NEVER!
Joe: Calm down! I was kidding! I've been watching the show. You have to eat a slug.
Nelly: Don't you EVER scare me like that again or I will make your very existence a living nightmare.
Daniel: Kissy kissy!
Nelly: DIE HEIFFER! DIE!
Joe: Are you gonna do the challenge or not?
Nelly: Yea, sure. ~Climbs into tank w/ 5 full grown gators~ Ohhhhhhhgosh, ohhhgosh.
Joe: OK, your two minutes are up. Bring on the slug!
Nelly: Oh joy. What kind of slug?
Joe: Just a slug. Here ya go.
Nelly: Eww. Oh well. I'd rather eat ten of these than kiss that scum over there.
~She opens her mouth and swallows the "slug" whole, which is really a .~
Visser Three: YOU CAN'T DO THIS! I AM VISSER THREE! YEERKS WILL RULE YOU ALL! HA HA...
Nelly: ~shocked~ Did you all hear that too?
~ Four teens, a blue deer, and a hawk come in~ "Thank you!" ~Says the blue deer~ You have rid us of the evil Yeerk Commander Visser Three! We are eternally grateful!"
John: ~runs onto the scene~ How did you get here? SECURITY! ~Security leads them away~ Ok, good job, Nelly! I'm going now, catch you all later!
Joe: Yea, anyways. Ok, Alan, you're next.
Alan: ~grunt~
Joe: Wow! You got them all in except for one. Ok, it says: I hope you aren't afraid of snakes! You have to wear a snake around your next for the remainder of the night. Ok?
Daniel: That's not fair! He's from Slytherin! He loves snakes! Cheater! He used magic!
Joe: Does he always act like this or is today special?
Nelly: Everyday.
Joe: Ok, here's the snake. ~The snake hisses, but stays calmly on Alan's shoulders~ Ok, Dan.
Daniel: Yea! I put a spell on all of the marbles so that they will go into the pockets!
Joe: You got 4. You have to: eat a squid, kiss a lung fish, pet a porcupine, and walk across a plank twenty feet above a vat of yogurt. All in under 41.6 Seconds!
Daniel: What flavor yogurt??
Joe: Banana.
Daniel: Yea! Ok, I'm ready!
Joe: 1...2...3.. GO! ~Daniel completes the tasks, but falls in the yogurt. ~ Oh, sorry! You loose!
Daniel: There's yogurt in my underpants! Yea!
Joe: Ok, yeah. Anyways, you loose. Ok, I'm leaving now. Take over, John.
John: Goody! I get to announce the winner! Let's bring in the council!
~All the original celebrities come back to vote~ OK, Council. GO! John: OK, the votes are in! And the winner is. ALAN!
Daniel: I demand a recount!
John: Who do you think you are, Florida? No! You lose!
Alan: I win!
The End!
Stay tuned for Survivor 2!