Fuming, Draco pushed past the group of Slytherin 1st years waiting outside the common room.

He had nearly reached the stairs when one of them spoke, immediately wishing he hadn't.

'Er.Professor Malfoy?'

'What?' Draco's voice was cold, and dangerous. He had one arm on the dungeon wall, and one foot on the first stone step, about to go upstairs.

'Urm.well, we were wondering -' the terrified first year student began, backing away into his group of friends, even though he couldn't see Draco's expression.

'We were wondering when we can go into the common room again -'

Draco turned around, and smirked slightly, advancing on the group of students slowly, like a predator in the wild approaching its prey.

'Fuck. Off.' He said, slowly, enunciating every syllable. 'Is that clear?'

'Yes sir.'

'Good.'

Draco turned around and climbed up the stone staircase, leading from the dungeons, muttering under his breath. 'Stupid, bloody CHILDREN.'

Draco kept on walking, and didn't stop, until he was outside the Great Hall. He looked at his watch. Fashionably late, as per usual. He liked to make an entrance.

'Dracccccccccccyyyyyyyyy!' came a voice from the end of the hallway. Freezing in horror at how she could be so stupid, Draco turned to face his girlfriend. Or, more accurately, his student.

'Hey Dracy, baby, long time no see!' she said, in her pathetic 'bubbly' voice. 'You had potions on Monday.' He said, coldly. 'Oh -' the blonde wiggled her hips and twisted a lock of hair around her fingers. 'and what day is it today?'

'Wednesday.'

Clarice looked confused for a moment, before giggling. 'Oh! Okay Draco, baby!' Draco sighed, and removed her perfectly manicured hands from his waist. 'It's _Professor_ Draco baby, actually.' He said sarcastically, as two students walked past them and into the hall. Luckily, they were the same 1st year students Draco had shouted at earlier, and unlikely to say anything to anyone.

Clarice laughed, a very loud, drawn out cackle, almost hyperventilating. 'You're sooooooooo funny, Dracy!' she said, clinging onto him.

Draco struggled to break free of her grip, she was so damn CLINGY! 'Clarice, he said, quietly. I really would like to go and have my lunch, now.'

She cocked her head to one side. 'Oooooooh -' she whined. 'And here's me thinking while everyone else is busy you and me could have some fun in an empty classroom.'

Draco was torn - but after at least 2 seconds of careful decision-making, he had made up his mind.

Well, she wasn't Head Girl for nothing....