Nagi's Journal
by Yanagi-sen
Weiss Kreuz fanfic
Usual disclaimers apply.
Not mine, if they were I would be a lot better off…
Warnings: who knows, I have no idea where this will go or
even what I'm going, but it's safe to say there will be shounen ai, probably
yaoi, possible lemons, dirty language, maybe violence. I CAN promise no character death, that's it
Day
14: Speaker Response (dying of embarrassment)
I'm back in school.
If THAT'S what it would be like to home schooled… I want to stay
here. I think Brad was just being tough
cause I was being punished… I hope.
Anyways, I come in to school today and what do I come back to? A guest speaker. And not just any guest speaker, the school's doctor. Ms. Psycho-Bitch-from-Hell comes in, tells
us to get out our notebooks, cause we'll have to take notes, and then in walks
Dr. Ishikawa.
'Good day, class. If
you don't know me, I am Dr. Ishikawa and I'm here today to talk to you about
something very important. Today, we are
going to be discussing sex.'
I'm not kidding. I
thought I was going to die. I mean…
Schu told me all about this stuff years ago, but to have to hear it with your
class. Everyone just kinda, slunk down
in our seats, hoping, praying, that he wouldn't ask US anything. OMG
I can't believe we had to sit through that. And he had visual aids too.
He starts with the female anatomy…
he was very… descriptive. Ok, I
NEVER wanted to know that much about girls.
EVER. Then of course, can't go
over one without the other… male anatomy…
with posters and everything… I guess I should be glad he didn't have
models… then again; it might have made what he talked about later more
interesting.
So after the anatomy and physiology lesson… he stops and
asks for questions. Of course, everyone
is still trying to pretend that they're actually PART of the desk and
therefore, not really there. Since no
one had any questions… that they were willing to voice, he made some up and
answered them…
Then he asked us a few questions to make sure we understood…
*sigh* Finally we answered to his
satisfaction… or rather we let Hoshiko answer… she wants to be a doctor
anyways. He went on with the whole Tab
A in Slot B routine. Of course he said
things like 'once you insert the penis into the vaginal opening…' And it didn't end there. He went into great detail on the sensations
produced, male and female response to stimuli… etc. Then he went into risk factors and STD's and protection… And
asked us questions…
Did he stop there? … No.
He went on to discuss Tab A into Slot C… and all the differences, risks,
etc to deal with male/female anal sex.
By now… most of us are contemplating how far we are from the door… and
if escape was really an option.
Especially when he started in with the examples, using people IN the
class. 'If Kado-kun and
Akina-chan…' Anyone he named slunk even
lower in their seats if possible.
So now we think we might be safe… but no. 'Now class, I don't want you to think that
sex only takes place between males and females…' That's when I REALLY started praying. Please… please… kill me now… just let me die… But did the
universe listen to my cries for mercy… no, of course not.
No offense to anyone, but if I really didn't want to know
about the female anatomy, I really REALLY didn't want to learn about lesbian
sex. Okay, I'm not even remotely
interested in girls. I'm sure it's nice
and all that, but I don't want to know.
So we sat through that and then I started to get nervous, cause I had a
good idea what was coming next.
Sure enough… 'Now class, when two males have sex…' More descriptions… in GRAPHIC detail, more
visual aids, more explanation on risk factors and what not. Yuuto, being the ass he is… had to lean over
to me and say, 'I bet YOU know all about this…' Jerk. I so much wanted to
turn to him and say, why yes I do, are you interested? But I didn't. I wanted to, just to see the look of shock on his face… but I
didn't. Course the good doctor wasn't
going to let us get away without examples.
I knew I was doomed when Ishikawa-san's eyes darted my way. I contemplated the distance to the door… too
great. The window? I'd have to use my powers to keep from DYING
on the sidewalk below… and then Brad would kill me. My greater fear… who would he 'pair' me with. 'If Yuuto-kun and Nagi-kun were involved in
a homosexual relationship…'
Of all the other guys he could have picked… Yuuto. I glanced over at him, and the guy had this
look of abject horror on his face. He
looked at me and then the doctor. And
yelled out, 'I'M NOT GAY!!!!!!!'
Ishikawa-san just gave him this puzzled look and said it was only an
example he wasn't implying that Yuuto was.
The guy doesn't know when to shut up.
He gets all flustered and says, 'Yeah, but girly-boy there is I bet.'
Okay. I don't think
my face could possibly get any redder.
I felt like I was burning up.
Everyone turned and stared at me, including the teacher and Dr.
Ishikawa. Talk about wanting to
die. I thought I was going to
faint. Ms. Bitch got really angry and
told Yuuto she wanted to speak with him in the hall, after he apologized to
me. He did, that apology you give when
an adult tells you to and you don't really mean it. She took him out in the hall and shut the door. Ishikawa-san tried to go on like it hadn't
happened but I could still feel everyone's eyes on me. Finally, finally after an eternity he was
done. Ms. Bitch had returned, without
Yuuto and told us our assignment today was to reflect on everything we learned
today.
I can't believe we had to sit through that Hell. Worse yet, I couldn't deny what Yuuto said,
or everyone would be positive I was gay.
Not to mention the fact that he was right. I couldn't admit to that either or I'd be MORE of a target for
the jerks than I already am. Home
schooling is looking more attractive again.
Even if Brad was like he has been for the past two days. Being different can really suck. I can't even talk to Omi about this… cause
I'm still grounded. *sigh* This just isn't my week. -Nagi
