by Yanagi-sen
Weiss Kreuz fanfic
Usual disclaimers apply. Not mine, if they were I would be a lot better off…
Warnings: who knows, I have no idea where this will go or even what I'm doing, but it's safe to say there will be shounen ai, probably yaoi, possible lemons, angst, dirty language, maybe violence. I CAN promise no character death, that's it
Day 23: The End of the World (editing panic…)
AAAiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!! It's happened. Ms. Psycho Bitch has told us to hand in our journals. I get back in school today and THAT'S the joy I come back too. Luckily, I have TONIGHT to fix everything, cause I told her some of my stuff was at home. I got an extension for being sick. One night.
Omi's coming over to help me, Brad's got a dinner to go to with some clients. I basically told Schu and Farf that if they disturbed Omi and me tonight I would pin them to the wall and let him use them for target practice. Since I had them frozen to their seats while I said this, I think they got the picture.
Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God… I can't believe this. We have to go through every entry and remove any mention of Schwarz, Weiss, Omi's name, anything related to my work as a hacker and assassin, anything that would get me in trouble with the teacher, in short… most everything. And I have to make up those assignments that I really didn't do. This is going to take forever. I already made arrangements with Schu to have him look over entries as we finish them. Hopefully if we miss something he will catch it.
Day 1: I have to get rid of all the assassin references. My life story can stand as long as I take out any mention of my power. Brad really gets pissy if we let the general populace know we have 'gifts'. Okay… we defiantly have to omit references to Esset. They may be more or less defunct now but I'm not taking that risk. I better generate some BS as filler.
Day 2: Okay, more Esset references to eliminate, oh and powers. Probably should tone down the parts about Farf… actually about all of them, don't want the teacher reporting me to social services… they may be dysfunctional, but they're still my family.
Day 3: More Esset… you know, for as much as I hated them I sure wrote about them a lot. Bavol can stay; I'll just have to make up some way that I met him. Same for Tot… and cut any mention of Scherient. Oh… better come up with a different reason for Tot's… problems… maybe a car accident. I should take out or change Omi's name… to protect the innocent… LOL I just don't want any more shit to come down on him cause of me. I can keep in his being gone, but I'll come up with a different reason, or I'll wait for Omi to get here and we can make up stuff together.
Day 4: Oh, no… do I BS my way through this entire assignment?… or admit that I'm gay and hope the teacher doesn't show this to anyone else?… I don't know what to do. Maybe I can figure out a way to word it that's gender neutral… This is soooo unfair. If I didn't have such narrow-minded classmates...
Day 5: Oh Hell! This is the day Schu kept stealing my notebook. He had way too much fun with that. I guess I add this one to the rewrite pile, there is NO WAY IN HELL I can turn THIS one in… -_-;
Day 6: Okay, this one isn't too bad, just cut out that little bit about hacking… they kinda frown on that. Another Esset reference… way too many of these already. Whoa!!!! Take OUT that bit about Brad's gun… those are sort of ILLEGAL here! Probably want to take out the reference to that bomb also… Maybe this one WAS as bad as the others.
Day 7: Mentioned my powers again… Little cleanup… Should take out the 'Principal Dickhead' part. (even if it is true)
Day 8: Name removal again… but I guess I'll have to leave in the fact I'm gay, it would take too long to rewrite everything. Besides… I think everyone knows by now, after that sex ed episode… Probably should take out what happened to Omi in Kyoto… I don't think they really want to read about him strung up on Youji's wires and bleeding like a stuck pig (even if it was fake… more or less) I think the rest can stand… mostly.
Day 9: More Esset?! Eeech… gotta take out the team dynamics… no one would understand. I think I'll leave the rest as is… maybe she'll be more sympathetic to me… or she'll think I'm a freak, if she doesn't already.
Day 10: Oh yeah… the making out in the back of the theatre HAS to go. Omi's here now and he's giving me that pouty 'oh but I like it' look. I'll let him keep a copy…
Day 11: Shit… here's one of those ones I have to totally redo… Who the Hell cares what I would serve the Prime Minister if he came to lunch?! Maybe I'll get Omi to write this one for me…
Day 12: Grrrr…. I just had to write sooooooo much about being an assassin… Ah Hell… I might as well do this one again… after I take out everything that has to go there won't be anything left.
Day 13: Well… this whole embarrassing incident is public record anyway… Yuuto is STILL being an ass.
Day 14: Again… public record… unfortunately. You really should be able to 'test out' of Sex Ed. (not THAT way you hentai!)
Day 15: Not bad… as long as I cut all of Schu's… assistance.
Day 16: All right… remove Esset and Omi and this one should be fine. Not that I want to remember Farf's sink… eeew!
Day 17: Good… couple things but not bad.
Day 18: Schwarz references again… and we've been changing Omi's name to Yuki. Why? We like it. There are a lot of characters named Yuki (or some variation) in animé. Besides… it was the only one we could agree upon.
Day 19: Way too many mentions of Weiss… I suppose we should change the guys' names too… or at least use Omi's nicknames for them… then again… I don't want the nicknames to get me in trouble…
Day 20: Wonderful… didn't even attempt the assignment… and I have no idea what it was supposed to be. I suppose I can leave what I have… as long as the Schwarz stuff is removed. I hope Ms. Psycho Bitch remembers I was sick and didn't really get the assignment.
Day 21: Oh shit… I talked a lot about Schu and his powers. Well… since I was sick I suppose I can just ignore this whole assignment. I mean… I was WAAAAAY to ill to write that day. Yeah… that sounds good.
Day 22: Damn… that stupid favorite color assignment. She knows I got this one… I really did a half-ass job with this… guess I better BS my way through this rewrite too…
Day 23: Today… not really an assignment… only the steps to preserve my life. I hope hope hope we didn't miss anything. You know… this will be the first time Brad could have read this… thing. I hope we're done with these… but somehow I'm sure we're not. No, I can't suddenly see the future… I just know my luck. –Nagi
Author's Note: No… this isn't the end of Nagi's Journal… at least I don't think so. But it IS going to the back burner for a while. The muse got inspired the other day and now she keeps whispering in my ear… 'You want to write another songfic series… you want to write…' Annoying imp. But me going to write this series means that the Journal will most likely not be updated as often, maybe once a week. We'll have to see. This songfic series will star our most kawaii bishounen so don't think you'll have to go without your Omi and Nagi fix. Anyways, thanks for all the wonderful support for the Journal, it means a lot to me. 'Now Muse… where were those lyrics again…' -Yanagi