by Yanagi-sen
Weiss Kreuz fanfic
Usual disclaimers apply. Not mine, if they were I would be a lot better off…
Warnings: who knows, I have no idea where this will go or even what I'm doing, but it's safe to say there will be shounen ai, probably yaoi, possible lemons, angst, dirty language, maybe violence. I CAN promise no character death, that's it.
Day 26: Weird Dreams (no more pizza before bed…)
Okay… last night I had the weirdest dream ever in the history of the world! That's it… no more pizza after 9 o'clock… at least if Schu picks the toppings! It was just soooooo bizarre, I don't know that I can truly explain it. But, I'll try.
Okay. First of all, Brad is American; I know I've written that before. But he really doesn't celebrate any of their holidays. But in my dream, Schu got the brilliant idea that we needed to have a Thanksgiving dinner. Schu always comes up with the weirdest ideas… I wonder about him sometimes. Anyway, for some obscure reason, we all thought it was a good idea.
First challenge… find the food. Turkey, while traditional in America, isn't really something we have around the house, especially not the whole bird like Schu wanted. Then he wanted me to find cranberries (I don't even know what those are), sweet potatoes, pumpkin pie filling, and a whole mess of other stuff I can't remember now. Suffice to say the list was extensive. So I go out and I look, and I look, and I look, and it's turning into one of those dreams that lasts forever, and I finally find everything and haul it all back home.
I walk in to find Schu, in a frilly pink apron, making piecrusts and humming. Yes… humming. *shudder* Thank the gods he wasn't actually singing! Schu CAN'T sing. So anyway, I manage to unload everything before I get to start cutting bread for the stuffing. Stuffing? Meanwhile… Farf is removing some package of I-don't-know-what from the carcass and washing the thing. I guess he's in charge of the bird. Schu is continuing with the pies. Brad? I have no idea where he was.
After I'm done with the bread… I get to mash the potatoes, white ones, not the sweet ones, although I'm sure I'll get to them eventually. So I mash this mountain of potatoes, I assume Farf peeled and cut them up, anything that has to do with knives… I get done with that and watch as Farf proceeds to stuff a plastic bag into the bird and then shove all the stuffing inside the bag, which is inside the bird. Weird. Oh, I forgot… Farf's apron is black with red lettering that says, "Kill the Cook".
He puts the turkey in the oven and then proceeds on to other obscure American dishes that apparently are supposed to go WITH the fowl. I get sent into the dining room (we don't even HAVE a dining room) to set the table. There is this huge, long table in there and Schu tells me to set places for 18 people. EIGHTEEN?!! Who the HELL is coming to this thing anyways? Of course, I got no answer, so I open this cabinet at one end of the room (which doesn't actually exist) and start pulling out dishes and silverware and glasses. It only takes me oh, I don't know, FOREVER to set the table. Then Schu's harping on me to go get showered and ready cause everyone's coming soon. I still don't know WHO'S coming but no one seems willing to enlighten me!
So I get all ready, semi-dressy clothes, the whole bit. And go back out to find everyone is starting to sit down. Schu nabs me and hands me a platter to take to the table. I'm busy running back and forth for about five minutes, I don't even get a chance to see who's there. Finally the food's on and I can sit down. While Farf carves the bird (did you think anyone else would get the chance?) I look around the table. This is where it starts to get REALLY weird.
Okay, Brad is at the head of the table, of course, with Schu to one side of him, and Youji to the other… okaaaay. Next to Youji is Neu from Scherient, then Schoen and Hel. Next to Hel is Masafumi, of course. Then Hirofumi, Persia, and Manx?! On the end is Farf, carving the bird. Then up this side, is Birman, whom I've never even met, but I've seen her picture, and Takatori (can we say squick!). Next to Takatori, like a disaster waiting to happen is Ran, then Ken. Next to Ken on my right is Tot, to my left, Omi and then Schu.
Okay! Apparently my subconscious decided to make everyone sit next to or across from their most hated enemy or someone they have a connection to. And then, everyone starts handing food around and talking like there is nothing weird about this whole thing.
It gets worse.
About midway through the meal, Ran and Takatori start arguing and leave the table. Ran comes in from the balcony a few moments later with a bloody katana, no Takatori. I'm not too upset; the man gave me the creeps anyways. I can tell Schu and Youji are playing 'footsie' under the table; I don't want to know where their feet are going. Hirofumi starts flirting with Birman, who's slid over into Takatori's vacant seat, and Manx and Persia are obviously making eyes at each other.
By the time the dessert starts around… Youji and Schu have disappeared. Ran and Ken are holding hands under the table. Masa and three of the Scherient girls are making out on the balcony, and Tot and Omi are arguing over my head as to who is better for me. Meanwhile, Brad and Farf are sitting at their respective ends as if NOTHING is going on. The evening went downhill from there. I can't even remember what else happened. But I do remember that I kept checking rooms, I think I was looking for mine, and I kept finding people in bed… In one room was Masa and his harem… another had Persia and Manx, then Ran and Ken and Takatori (eeeewwwwww!!!!!!), then the next one was Farf… alone… I think… I hope…, then Schu, Youji, and BRAD?! I shut the door really quick on that one… Then they kept changing… Ken with Birman… Ran with Brad… Farf with… I just kept running but I couldn't find Omi…
Finally I woke up. I'm not sure if it was a dream or a nightmare… some of the things I saw as I opened doors… I wonder if Schu was messing with my head again. He says he wasn't. But when I came into the kitchen he started snickering. I bet he did it. He probably got all set up with his popcorn and beer and had a good time in my head last night. Bastard. I'll find a way to get him back… Trust me… I don't get mad… I get even! -Nagi