A few more 'What to do's'! Thanx for reviewing! Keep doing it, this could end up very, very long!
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What to do when Alan tries a 'heroic' attempt.
1. Run, this can only mean trouble.
2. Find a doctor, two minutes later, and Alan may be missing vital parts.
3. Get ready with the alligator repellent, Alan attracts them..... especially the big kind.
What NOT to do when Alan tries a 'heroic' attempt.
1. Think 'oh, it's alright, Alan will save us....' nuff said.
2. Go anywhere hot, Alan passes out under heat over two degrees.
What to say when Scott tries to play the piano.
1. ARRGH!!!!
2. I think I explained it in no. 1.
What NOT to say when Scott tries to play the piano.
1. ARRGH! Oh no! This will make him stop and have to start again.
What to do when you break Bramen.
1. Runaway from Brains failing a spanner at you.
2. Get the speech therapy school in, show them how, under stress, people with stutters can miraculously talk clearly.
What to do when the hood has planted a bomb in the plane you are in.
1. Wait for hours while the stupid air force gets someone to try and get it out, watch them fail nicely.
What NOT to do when the hood has planted a bomb in the plane you are in
1. Think you are going to live, John will take at least three hours to catch the hint that you are about to die, the first time you called, he was styling his hair.
2. Worry, the bomb is nice and neatly labelled, so, any neat freaks out there will die happy.
What to do when hood threatens to kill you.
1. Burst out laughing and go inside a narrow doorway, he won't be able to get inside, his shoulder pads are too big.
2. Pull his mask off, I mean, the hood with a mask on looks just like the hood with hair and smaller eyebrows.
What NOT to do when the hood threatens to kill you.
1. Just stand and laugh, he does have a gun, y'know....
2. Challenge him to a staring contest - he does have those eyes......
My thoughts on the hood, overall.
1. Those eyes must be really useful for reading in the dark, just think about it, no switch, just to think your eyes on, and, voila! An instant nightlight.
2. Again, his eyes are so cool, and he can hypnotise people with them, who wants the world when you can brainwash all the cute guys to love you?
3. I think he's stupid to want the world, anyhow, he's got a huge palace, all the cute girls (or guys if he's gay, which he probably is)
4. He really needs a designer, he's rich enough, he could hire a great fashion designer, but no, he has to spend it all on destroying and nicking of with International Rescue.
5. A new mask that does more than just gives him hair and small eyebrows, wait, hang on, have you realised there's no black people in Thunderbirds???????????? Are they racist????????
6. I'm pissed off now, they are racist! Or, perhaps pink plastic is cheaper than black plastic.... anyway, the hood could disguise himself as a black person.
What to do when guys find a girl who is strangely their little sis.
1. Groan, not again!
2. Run, maybe that way we can stop base being overcrowded.
What NOT to do when the guys find a girl who is strangely their little sis.
1. Take her in, you'll give other little kids ideas.
What to say when Alan takes TB 3 out by himself.
1. 'Which funeral director shall we hire?'
What NOT to say when Alan takes TB 3 out by himself.
1. 'Wonder how long it will take him to reach the space station?' he's not gonna get there.
Annnnndddddd........ by demand.........
What to do when you're in charge of International Rescue when Jeff's away.
1. Hide all alcohol, the guys tend to be over indulgent when they're on there own.
2. Make Scott go to bed at night, wow, that guy has some desk hair.....
3. Beg him to come home early, the island is sinking here......
4. Make up a fake call so you can get rid of the boys, if you have to keep one there, choose Gordon, he doesn't moan as much as the other guy I can think of.....
5. Teach Kyrano how to fly Thunderbird 1, show Tin-Tin how to fly Thunderbird 2, and laugh at Scott's and Virgil's faces as they see their precious craft being flown by two Malaysians, (note, I do not take responsibility for any loss of life to the knife held by Virgil and Scott.....)
6. Here's the best one, knock yourself out for the whole time Jeff is away, drink loads of alcohol or summit....
What NOT to do when you're in charge of International Rescue while Jeff is away.
1. Be alive.
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Hopw you find these funny..........
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What to do when Alan tries a 'heroic' attempt.
1. Run, this can only mean trouble.
2. Find a doctor, two minutes later, and Alan may be missing vital parts.
3. Get ready with the alligator repellent, Alan attracts them..... especially the big kind.
What NOT to do when Alan tries a 'heroic' attempt.
1. Think 'oh, it's alright, Alan will save us....' nuff said.
2. Go anywhere hot, Alan passes out under heat over two degrees.
What to say when Scott tries to play the piano.
1. ARRGH!!!!
2. I think I explained it in no. 1.
What NOT to say when Scott tries to play the piano.
1. ARRGH! Oh no! This will make him stop and have to start again.
What to do when you break Bramen.
1. Runaway from Brains failing a spanner at you.
2. Get the speech therapy school in, show them how, under stress, people with stutters can miraculously talk clearly.
What to do when the hood has planted a bomb in the plane you are in.
1. Wait for hours while the stupid air force gets someone to try and get it out, watch them fail nicely.
What NOT to do when the hood has planted a bomb in the plane you are in
1. Think you are going to live, John will take at least three hours to catch the hint that you are about to die, the first time you called, he was styling his hair.
2. Worry, the bomb is nice and neatly labelled, so, any neat freaks out there will die happy.
What to do when hood threatens to kill you.
1. Burst out laughing and go inside a narrow doorway, he won't be able to get inside, his shoulder pads are too big.
2. Pull his mask off, I mean, the hood with a mask on looks just like the hood with hair and smaller eyebrows.
What NOT to do when the hood threatens to kill you.
1. Just stand and laugh, he does have a gun, y'know....
2. Challenge him to a staring contest - he does have those eyes......
My thoughts on the hood, overall.
1. Those eyes must be really useful for reading in the dark, just think about it, no switch, just to think your eyes on, and, voila! An instant nightlight.
2. Again, his eyes are so cool, and he can hypnotise people with them, who wants the world when you can brainwash all the cute guys to love you?
3. I think he's stupid to want the world, anyhow, he's got a huge palace, all the cute girls (or guys if he's gay, which he probably is)
4. He really needs a designer, he's rich enough, he could hire a great fashion designer, but no, he has to spend it all on destroying and nicking of with International Rescue.
5. A new mask that does more than just gives him hair and small eyebrows, wait, hang on, have you realised there's no black people in Thunderbirds???????????? Are they racist????????
6. I'm pissed off now, they are racist! Or, perhaps pink plastic is cheaper than black plastic.... anyway, the hood could disguise himself as a black person.
What to do when guys find a girl who is strangely their little sis.
1. Groan, not again!
2. Run, maybe that way we can stop base being overcrowded.
What NOT to do when the guys find a girl who is strangely their little sis.
1. Take her in, you'll give other little kids ideas.
What to say when Alan takes TB 3 out by himself.
1. 'Which funeral director shall we hire?'
What NOT to say when Alan takes TB 3 out by himself.
1. 'Wonder how long it will take him to reach the space station?' he's not gonna get there.
Annnnndddddd........ by demand.........
What to do when you're in charge of International Rescue when Jeff's away.
1. Hide all alcohol, the guys tend to be over indulgent when they're on there own.
2. Make Scott go to bed at night, wow, that guy has some desk hair.....
3. Beg him to come home early, the island is sinking here......
4. Make up a fake call so you can get rid of the boys, if you have to keep one there, choose Gordon, he doesn't moan as much as the other guy I can think of.....
5. Teach Kyrano how to fly Thunderbird 1, show Tin-Tin how to fly Thunderbird 2, and laugh at Scott's and Virgil's faces as they see their precious craft being flown by two Malaysians, (note, I do not take responsibility for any loss of life to the knife held by Virgil and Scott.....)
6. Here's the best one, knock yourself out for the whole time Jeff is away, drink loads of alcohol or summit....
What NOT to do when you're in charge of International Rescue while Jeff is away.
1. Be alive.
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Hopw you find these funny..........