by Yanagi-sen
Weiss Kreuz fanfic
Usual disclaimers apply. Not mine, if they were I would be a lot better off…
Warnings: who knows, I have no idea where this will go or even what I'm doing, but it's safe to say there will be shounen ai, probably yaoi, possible lemons, angst, dirty language, maybe violence. I CAN promise no character death, that's it.
Day 27: ^__^ My Turn… (the day Schu took over)
Well, well, well… it appears the chibi has left his journal out where I can 'borrow' it again. Tsk tsk… You'd think he'd learn. He is, by the way, out with that boyfriend of his. They're so damn cute it's nauseating. But that Tsukiyono kid makes my Nagi-chan happy so… who am I to complain? When he's not happy… he's angsting all over the place and generally driving me nuts. An angsting teenager is harder to block out than a crowded mall at Christmas. By the way, chibi, (I know you're going to read this ^__^) I know what Brad's giving you! *sing song voice* And no… I'm not gonna tell. Yeah, yeah, I know I'm evil… what else is new?
Which reminds me… I left a list of what I would like Santa to bring me on the fridge. Feel free to get any of the items. Oh, technically I suppose you have to be an adult to purchase many of them, but I'm confident you can find a way around that little problem, you always do.
Let's see what you've written lately… Interesting dream there, chibi… And you think I had something to do with it? I'm hurt. No I'm not. As to whether I AM responsible or not… I'm not saying anything one way or the other, it's more fun to watch you squirm. And you think you're going to get ME back? *collapses in laughter* Puleeze? Age and treachery always overcomes youth and strength. You're going to out maneuver the 'Mastermind'? LOL As you can tell, I'm quaking in fear waiting for your revenge… not.
Let's go back a few more pages here… awe… poor kid… hates being called that. Mental note… call Nagi by 'kid' or 'chibi' as much as possible. And yes… except for taunting Weiss, teasing you IS my favorite form of entertainment. What else am I going to do when Braddy-boy puts us in lockdown? Watch Bradley being a prick? Carry on a stimulating conversation about knives with Farfie? *sigh* Not my idea of fun. But you… you're no end of entertainment. Even when I'm not bugging you chibi. Honestly, you're the only decent company in this place half the time. Pardon me while I gag at this warm, fuzzy feeling…
By the way… 'An ancient, decrepit, crotchety older brother.' I'll have you know… I am in my prime! I am not ancient (like Braddy), or decrepit (people tell me I'm QUITE flexible), and I'm defiantly NOT crotchety! Except maybe first thing in the morning before I get my coffee… BUT THAT DOESN'T COUNT! I'll have you know, I am manipulative, and sly, and I do care about you dammit! There! Are you happy you little bastard? I admit that I care about you. *sigh* KIDS! And yes… we would be screwed if Braddy-boy knew about everything that goes on around here, and NOT in a good way.
And thank you for that acknowledgement of my stunning intellect. Total retard indeed?! I know what your name is… I can even pronounce it right. It's just that your sooooo much fun when you're angry. ^__^ And I'm NOT Bradley's slave! I run his damn errands cause if I didn't I'd have to listen to the asshole complain in my head all day. You've never heard his mental whine… trust me; I'd rather do the errands. Now, if he wanted me to be his slave in a different way that would be different…
Oh, and I know I promised that I wouldn't read it anymore… ^__^ I lied!
Do you really think I'm going to give up on such a great source of gossip? Not likely. Well, I guess that's enough. You're already gonna get an aneurysm when you find out I wrote in here. How did your 'date' go? Where did he take you? Have you screwed him yet? If you need anything (supplies, handy tips, etc) you know where to find me. I think I can already hear your mental screams… music to my mind… Hope you had a good time, chibi. ;P -Schu