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What Alan would do if he was in TB 1 and it suddenly set on fire.
1. He would say: 'Damn, I left the electric fire on'
2. He would go and find some water.
3. He would pour it on the electric heater.
4. And electrocute himself.
What Alan would NOT do if he was in TB 1 and it suddenly set on fire.
1. Be sensible and get some foam to put it out.
2. Radio base.
3. Be calm and organised.
4. Be sensible at all.
What to do when Gordon is teasing you.
1. Kick him in the ------.
2. Politely ask Virgil if he can hear a buzzing noise.
3. Simply yell at him.
4. Smile sweetly before asking him which limb he would rather have removed.
This is a good one, I've written it in third person, more like a little story.
Gordon hid behind the door as he saw Scott sit down on the sofa, no-one else was about, Jeff was out with Grandma after she had demanded he got some new shirts, Tin-Tin had gone for a walk with Alan, Kyrano was meekly preparing dinner, Virgil was working out a way he could paint the whole of Thunderbird 1 green.
It was perfect.
No, the situation, not a green Thunderbird 1.
He pulled a piece of paper out of his pocket, there was a tally on it, he held a scroll in the other hand.
Gordon slowly closed the door and went right up to Scott.
"Hi Scott."
"Go away Gordon." Scott scowled at him, Gordon let out a whoop and put another line on his paper.
Scott looked very confused.
"Congratulations! You have told me to go away a hundred times in the last four days!" Gordon told him enthusiastically.
"Uh?"
"You have set a record for being the grouchiest person!"
"Uh?"
"I now present you with this scroll for your effort!"
"Uh?"
Gordon dumped the scroll on Scott and ran, laughing hysterically.
Scott sighed.
"It's not often you get such a well prepared piece of sarcasm."
THE END.
Another little story.
"Scott...."
"Shut up."
"Scott...."
"I said shut up."
"But Scott..."
"Oh please shut up!"
"Your hair is on fire Scott."
"Oh shut..... what?!"
"Your hair is on fire."
"ARRGH!"
THE END.
Sorry, but here's another.
"Gordon!!"
"Yes."
"Did you put a moustache on my painting?"
"No."
"Who did it then!?!?!"
"I don't know, it does suit you though, goes with your hair."
"It clashes! My hair is black! The moustache is blonde!"
"So?"
"Gordon, did you put it on there?"
"No."
"Alan did."
"ALAN!!"
"Yes Scott."
"You put a moustache on my picture."
"Did not, Virgil did."
"Virgil?"
"Yes, Virgil did it."
"Virgil isn't that stupid."
"You sure?"
"VIRGIL! I'M GONNA KILL YOU!!"
THE END.
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Thank you! See ya!
These are all for you!
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What Alan would do if he was in TB 1 and it suddenly set on fire.
1. He would say: 'Damn, I left the electric fire on'
2. He would go and find some water.
3. He would pour it on the electric heater.
4. And electrocute himself.
What Alan would NOT do if he was in TB 1 and it suddenly set on fire.
1. Be sensible and get some foam to put it out.
2. Radio base.
3. Be calm and organised.
4. Be sensible at all.
What to do when Gordon is teasing you.
1. Kick him in the ------.
2. Politely ask Virgil if he can hear a buzzing noise.
3. Simply yell at him.
4. Smile sweetly before asking him which limb he would rather have removed.
This is a good one, I've written it in third person, more like a little story.
Gordon hid behind the door as he saw Scott sit down on the sofa, no-one else was about, Jeff was out with Grandma after she had demanded he got some new shirts, Tin-Tin had gone for a walk with Alan, Kyrano was meekly preparing dinner, Virgil was working out a way he could paint the whole of Thunderbird 1 green.
It was perfect.
No, the situation, not a green Thunderbird 1.
He pulled a piece of paper out of his pocket, there was a tally on it, he held a scroll in the other hand.
Gordon slowly closed the door and went right up to Scott.
"Hi Scott."
"Go away Gordon." Scott scowled at him, Gordon let out a whoop and put another line on his paper.
Scott looked very confused.
"Congratulations! You have told me to go away a hundred times in the last four days!" Gordon told him enthusiastically.
"Uh?"
"You have set a record for being the grouchiest person!"
"Uh?"
"I now present you with this scroll for your effort!"
"Uh?"
Gordon dumped the scroll on Scott and ran, laughing hysterically.
Scott sighed.
"It's not often you get such a well prepared piece of sarcasm."
THE END.
Another little story.
"Scott...."
"Shut up."
"Scott...."
"I said shut up."
"But Scott..."
"Oh please shut up!"
"Your hair is on fire Scott."
"Oh shut..... what?!"
"Your hair is on fire."
"ARRGH!"
THE END.
Sorry, but here's another.
"Gordon!!"
"Yes."
"Did you put a moustache on my painting?"
"No."
"Who did it then!?!?!"
"I don't know, it does suit you though, goes with your hair."
"It clashes! My hair is black! The moustache is blonde!"
"So?"
"Gordon, did you put it on there?"
"No."
"Alan did."
"ALAN!!"
"Yes Scott."
"You put a moustache on my picture."
"Did not, Virgil did."
"Virgil?"
"Yes, Virgil did it."
"Virgil isn't that stupid."
"You sure?"
"VIRGIL! I'M GONNA KILL YOU!!"
THE END.
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Thank you! See ya!