Ch. 4
Enter the Parent
"Hey, Asuka, will you help me with my Science notes?" I asked her.
"Sure, what question are you on," she answered
"It's a question about thermal expansion," I said.
"Oh that's kid stuff," She replied, "Basically things contract when they get cold and expand when they get hot. So, if I warm up my breasts with my hands, will they get bigger or smaller?"
"You wanna find out?" I asked. [That phrase was followed by a flurry of slaps, punches, and kicks that seemed to continue on forever.]
"Are you some kind of fucking pervert!" she yelled, "I just said that as a joke, I didn't mean we should fool around!"
"Well how was I supposed to know that?" I screamed back at her.
"Are you two fighting again?"
Holy shit, why does mom always seem to come in at the wrong times.
"You two are acting just like your father and I when we were young," she said, "We were at about your age when we started to express our feelings too."
"MOM!!!!!" I yelled, "I've told you before it's not like that! We're not even friends!"
"Yea Mrs. Briefs, you'd probably have to tie me up and threaten to kill me before I start liking "Wolf Boy" over there." Hmmmm. Tying her up, I'll keep note of that.
"Who are you calling "Wolf Boy"; you're the one who started it!"
"Well at least I didn't take it seriously!"
"That's enough out of both of you," Pan commented, "Now I want you two to kiss and make up."
"NOOOOOO!" we both screamed in unison.
"Fine I'll just leave you to your studies then," she finally said.
"Good, go then," I said.
"Yea I wouldn't kiss him if he was the last man on earth," Asuka commented, "It wouldn't be so bad though."
"What was that Asuka?" I said.
"Nothing, just do your work and don't talk to me."
That girl is so strange. Cute, but very strange.
"Hey, Asuka, will you help me with my Science notes?" I asked her.
"Sure, what question are you on," she answered
"It's a question about thermal expansion," I said.
"Oh that's kid stuff," She replied, "Basically things contract when they get cold and expand when they get hot. So, if I warm up my breasts with my hands, will they get bigger or smaller?"
"You wanna find out?" I asked. [That phrase was followed by a flurry of slaps, punches, and kicks that seemed to continue on forever.]
"Are you some kind of fucking pervert!" she yelled, "I just said that as a joke, I didn't mean we should fool around!"
"Well how was I supposed to know that?" I screamed back at her.
"Are you two fighting again?"
Holy shit, why does mom always seem to come in at the wrong times.
"You two are acting just like your father and I when we were young," she said, "We were at about your age when we started to express our feelings too."
"MOM!!!!!" I yelled, "I've told you before it's not like that! We're not even friends!"
"Yea Mrs. Briefs, you'd probably have to tie me up and threaten to kill me before I start liking "Wolf Boy" over there." Hmmmm. Tying her up, I'll keep note of that.
"Who are you calling "Wolf Boy"; you're the one who started it!"
"Well at least I didn't take it seriously!"
"That's enough out of both of you," Pan commented, "Now I want you two to kiss and make up."
"NOOOOOO!" we both screamed in unison.
"Fine I'll just leave you to your studies then," she finally said.
"Good, go then," I said.
"Yea I wouldn't kiss him if he was the last man on earth," Asuka commented, "It wouldn't be so bad though."
"What was that Asuka?" I said.
"Nothing, just do your work and don't talk to me."
That girl is so strange. Cute, but very strange.