Ch. 7 Enter the Spy

"Did you find anything?"

"Yes."

"What then?"

"It seems that Asuka has some interest in the son of a bitch Matsuo."

"Well, we can fix that, can't we?"

"Yes master."

"*insert evil laugh*"

"*insert more laughing*"

"Okay stop."

"*insert still laughing*"

"Stop."

"*insert still laughing after being told not to*"

"I said stop!"

"*insert laughing, then insert a big mallet on his head*"

*Insert next day* _________________________________________

"Yo! Matsuo!"

"Hey, what's up Shinji!" I yelled back.

"Nothing much. You?"

"Same thing."

"So did you hear about what happened to Kajii?"

"Um, no. What happened?"

"He got arrested."

"Really? For what?"

"They say he tried to rape a student. They won't release her name. Do you know who it was?"

"Uh, can't say that I do."

"So, how's the Asuka situation going? You take her yet?"

"NO!! You are such a pervert!"

"You sound just like her now you know."

"No I don't!"

"What are two asses talking about? Hmmm?" she said from behind me.

"Oh nothing Asuka." I quickly said, "You wanna head home?"

"Sure Matsuo. You know we have a science test tomorrow on thermal expansion."

"*insert nose bleed* Yea sure. Anything you say." I said. [And I floated back home.]

Later in a dark ally.

"Sir, it's confirmed." He said. "Excellent." The other said in a low breathy voice.

"*insert evil laugh*"

"Oh god, don't even start."

"Yes master."