Chapter 5
Be careful what you wish for! It just might come true!
Everyone was lounging about in the living room of the apartments. Bored. They had just eaten and weren't doing anything. Xelloss grabbed the remote and flicked on the TV. "Is there anything good on?" Zelgadis asked. "We are NOT watching the news!" Lina exclaimed, much to Zel's disappointment. Xelloss hit the Sci-Fi network and decided they were going to watch Tales from the Crypt. "This looks interesting." he said cheerfully. The others looked skeptical, but anything was better than the news.
The show ended up being about this woman who got to make a wish and got the one thing she desired most. She got to be a movie star. Well, she got this stalker (this IS Tales of the Crypt mind you) and she kept getting stalked. Her bodyguards would get killed and her car blew up and at the very end, her stalker caught her and killed her.
Lina, Amelia, Gourry and Zelgadis were all staring wide-eyed at the screen after the program ended. "That was VERY interesting" Xelloss said, making everybody jump. "Um, I think I am going to go to bed now..." Amelia said, and everybody else agreed. Soon, everybody was in bed and sleeping restlessly. And this is what they dreamed....
Lina woke up slowly and felt very strange. It felt like somebody was sitting on top of her. She opened her eyes ready blast whoever was on her to timbuktu, but she saw nobody on top of her. Instead, she found that she had grown. She had REALLY grown. She hopped out of bed and rushed to the mirror to see if it was true. Seeing her reflection, she was ecstatic. She had breasts!!! And on top of that, they were the same size as Naga's. They were bigger than Naga's!! She couldn't wait to show the others!!
Zelgadis was in Rezo's laboratory searching for a cure. He had looked through every book but this one that was in his hands. As he opened it, he couldn't believe his eyes! This was it!! This was his cure!!! As quickly and carefully as he could, he collected all the ingredients and performed the spell. At first, nothing happened, but then he started to feel all tingly. Then, the tingling stopped. He looked at his hands and didn't recognize them... they were human hands. He ran to the mirror at the back and looked at his reflection. He was human!!! He had normal human hands, a normal human face, normal human hair.... He wasn't a freak anymore!! As he ran his hands over his face and through his hair, he wondered what the others would think....
Amelia looked around the town wondering why things looked so, well, pink. It wasn't that she didn't like it, in fact she liked it a lot, but it was unusual. "Look! It's Amelia!!" someone shouted from a doorway. Suddenly, there were swarms of people around her reciting her justice piece. She was overjoyed that these people were so excited about justice.
Gourry was in his jellyfish costume. It was great. There was food everywhere. It was great. He felt great...... ('nuff said)
Xelloss laughed gleefully as chaos swirled all around him, full of negative feelings. Suddenly, Beastmaster Zelas was there with him. "Clever of you," she said, "to succeed where Hellmaster failed." She laughed, a sound that sent chills down his spine. They laughed together, their laughter becoming chaotic in a chaotic world...
Lina ran out into the living room where she found Amelia, Zelgadis, and Xelloss. Zelgadis, who had been drinking his coffee, saw her and sprayed the coffee he'd been drinking all over the place and just stared at her. Gourry, who'd been eating, saw her and began choking. Zelgadis recovered enough to knock Gourry on the back, dislodging the offending the piece of food. Amelia put her hand to her mouth saying, Miss Lina, while Xelloss just opened his eyes looking amused. Lina smiled. Like them? she asked. Zelgadis muttered, It seems as if I'm not the only freak anymore... Unfortunately, Lina heard him and ran over to hit him, but before she could take a swing at him, her new breasts got in the way and ended up pressed up against Zelgadis' face. They both turned beet red while Lina backed away. The others who had been staring in shock before, looked like they were trying to hold back laughter. What are you looking at! Lina shouted, still blushing. She sat down thinking to herself Looks like I'm going to have to make some adjustments...'
Zelgadis was still looking in the mirror at his new, very human image. Suddenly, from outside the laboratory he heard some crashed that sounded suspiciously like magic being casted. In his euphoria, his brain didn't even register the fact that they weren't in New York anymore. He burst outside and squinted when the sunlight hit his eyes. What he saw astounded him. Lina, Amelia, and Gourry were fighting off.... Zelgadis cursed. Not another copy!' he thought to himself. Sure enough, Kopi Rezo the second was doing his best to demolish Lina, Amelia, and Gourry. Immediately, he cast a Ra-Tilt. However, only a little bit of energy fizzled out of his outstretched hands. His shout, however, had distracted Amelia. She looked at him and a big smile formed on her lips. Mister Zelgadis, you're huma.... but before she could finish, Kopi Rezo II shot a spell at her. She had no time to react and took the full brunt of the powerful spell. Zelgadis cried. He looked at Kopi Rezo. he cast at the copy, but his fireball ended up being the size of a marble. Lina called as she finally noticed he was there, which caused Gourry to look too. Look out! he shouted as he saw Kopi Rezo start a spell, but it was too late. The spell hit both her and Gourry, sending them flying. Zelgadis' heart seemed to stop as the image of his grandfather advanced on him.
Amelia was being led through Justice Village by one of it's justice loving inhabitants. She blushed profusely when they showed her a statue of The Lady of Justice which turned out to be Amelia Wil Tesla Sailune herself. Suddenly, from out in the crowd, a voice shouted out, Lady Amelia, do not allow that unjustful man to lead you astray. Amelia looked puzzled at her tour guide who was looking angrily out at the crowd. Who said that? he demanded. A man walked up to the little processional and said, I did, you thief! Everyone gasped, Amelia included. The man went on to say, This man stole all the forks from my restraunt! The crowd gasped again, louder this time, while Amelia face faulted. she asked, confused. Yes, I stole them, her tour guide stated proudly, because I went to his restraunt and got peas. But, he gave me a spoon to eat them with! The crowd murmered sounds of indignation while Amelia sweat dropped. The tour guide went on to say, He refused to give me a fork! So, in the name of truth, love, and justice, I took all his forks and gave them to all the pea-eaters of the world! and he ended in a classic Justice pose. The accused man bristled with rage. You never asked for a fork! I would have happily given you a fork if you had but asked! But no! You just break into my kitchen and steal all the forks of a justice loving, law abiding citizen!! Half of the crowd agreed with him. Soon, half the crowd was on one side of the statue glaring angrily at the other half. Amelia was smack in the middle and had a huge sweat drop on the back of her head.
Gourry was still in his jellyfish costume. It was great. He had eaten all the food. That wasn't so great. He suddenly found himself surrounded by a bunch of jellyfish demanding to know where their food was.
Xelloss and Zelas were still laughing in the world of chaos that Xelloss had created. Zelas suddenly stopped and got an evil twinkle in her eyes. Now that I have what I want, you have no use to me, she said to Xelloss. Before he could say anything, she snapped her fingers and disappeared only to reappear in Disney World: The Happiest Place on Earth. He tried to teleport, but Zelas had taken that ability from him. He was still a mazoku though, and now he was in mazoku hell.
To be continued.....Mwhahaha. That was fun to write! Should I keep going? If so, then REVIEW! I would greatly appreciate suggestions as to what should happen next!!!