Rocky Horror/The Cat in the Hat Comes Back (I can't think of a good title!
AHHHH!)
N/A: I do not own Frank, or any RHPS character for that matter…. though I wish I did =)…. Oh yeah, and "I" is me, & I'm a girl! In the Dr. Seuss book, "I" is a boy, but I changed it bwahahaha!
A lot of the beginning of this is straight from the book, and it follows better if you have the pictures to look at, but just deal…
This was no time for play.
This was no time for fun.
This was no time for games.
There was work to be done.
All that deep,
Deep deep snow
All that snow had to go.
When out mother went
Down to the town for the day,
She said, "Somebody has to
Clean all this away.
Somebody SOMEBODY
Has to, you see."
Then she picked out two Somebodies.
Sally and me.
Well…
There we were.
We were working like that
And then who should come up
But the CAT IN THE HAT!
"oh-oh!" Sally said.
"Don't you talk to that cat.
That cat is a bad one, that Cat in the Hat.
He plays lots of bad tricks.
Don't you let him come near.
You know what he did
The last time he was here."
"Play tricks?" laughed the cat.
"Oh, my my! No, no, no!
I just want to go in
To get out of the snow.
Keep your mind on your work.
You just stay there, you two.
I will go in the house
And find something to do."
The that cat went right in!
He was up to no good!
So I ran in after
As fast as I could!
Do you know where I found him?
You know where he was?
He was bathing with Frank in the tub!
Yes he was!
The hot water was on
They had steamed up the room
And I said to the cat
"What a bad thing to do!"
"But we like to have fun
In the tub," laughed the cat
"You should try it some time"
Laughed the Cat in the Hat.
And then I got mad.
This was no time for fun.
I said, "Cat! You get out!
And where did Frank come from?"
I demanded of him
My words full of rage
I thought that that cat
Should be locked in a cage.
"This man," the cat said,
With a gesture toward Frank
"He's a close friend of mine,
I like to play with his crank.
As for where he came from,"
Said the cat, very bold,
"He's been under my hat,
Watching you through a hole."
By the cat's words,
I was quite unnerved
I supposed that this Frank
Was just a big perv.
But what a gorgeous perv!
And look at that hat!
Why, he had a hat,
A hat just like that of the cat!
Frank noticed my looking.
My wondering at
That tall red striped tower
His glorious hat!
"Oh this," he remarked, and
pointed to the hat
"This hat has a purpose,
Just like the hat of the cat."
He whipped his hat off
and there popped out a trannie.
Frank said, "This is my friend,
We call her Fannie.
She'll keep this cat busy, she'll mess with his head,
So they'll leave us alone,
And I'll take you to bed!"
The cat seemed mesmerized
By the strangely dressed girl.
"Come ON!" Frank insisted,
"Let's go give it a whirl!"
By the look in his eyes,
I was promptly won over
And he smelled so enticing,
like fresh summer clover.
Ok, guys, I'm all rhymed out for now, but if you review this and ask real nice, I'll gladly add what happened next!
N/A: I do not own Frank, or any RHPS character for that matter…. though I wish I did =)…. Oh yeah, and "I" is me, & I'm a girl! In the Dr. Seuss book, "I" is a boy, but I changed it bwahahaha!
A lot of the beginning of this is straight from the book, and it follows better if you have the pictures to look at, but just deal…
This was no time for play.
This was no time for fun.
This was no time for games.
There was work to be done.
All that deep,
Deep deep snow
All that snow had to go.
When out mother went
Down to the town for the day,
She said, "Somebody has to
Clean all this away.
Somebody SOMEBODY
Has to, you see."
Then she picked out two Somebodies.
Sally and me.
Well…
There we were.
We were working like that
And then who should come up
But the CAT IN THE HAT!
"oh-oh!" Sally said.
"Don't you talk to that cat.
That cat is a bad one, that Cat in the Hat.
He plays lots of bad tricks.
Don't you let him come near.
You know what he did
The last time he was here."
"Play tricks?" laughed the cat.
"Oh, my my! No, no, no!
I just want to go in
To get out of the snow.
Keep your mind on your work.
You just stay there, you two.
I will go in the house
And find something to do."
The that cat went right in!
He was up to no good!
So I ran in after
As fast as I could!
Do you know where I found him?
You know where he was?
He was bathing with Frank in the tub!
Yes he was!
The hot water was on
They had steamed up the room
And I said to the cat
"What a bad thing to do!"
"But we like to have fun
In the tub," laughed the cat
"You should try it some time"
Laughed the Cat in the Hat.
And then I got mad.
This was no time for fun.
I said, "Cat! You get out!
And where did Frank come from?"
I demanded of him
My words full of rage
I thought that that cat
Should be locked in a cage.
"This man," the cat said,
With a gesture toward Frank
"He's a close friend of mine,
I like to play with his crank.
As for where he came from,"
Said the cat, very bold,
"He's been under my hat,
Watching you through a hole."
By the cat's words,
I was quite unnerved
I supposed that this Frank
Was just a big perv.
But what a gorgeous perv!
And look at that hat!
Why, he had a hat,
A hat just like that of the cat!
Frank noticed my looking.
My wondering at
That tall red striped tower
His glorious hat!
"Oh this," he remarked, and
pointed to the hat
"This hat has a purpose,
Just like the hat of the cat."
He whipped his hat off
and there popped out a trannie.
Frank said, "This is my friend,
We call her Fannie.
She'll keep this cat busy, she'll mess with his head,
So they'll leave us alone,
And I'll take you to bed!"
The cat seemed mesmerized
By the strangely dressed girl.
"Come ON!" Frank insisted,
"Let's go give it a whirl!"
By the look in his eyes,
I was promptly won over
And he smelled so enticing,
like fresh summer clover.
Ok, guys, I'm all rhymed out for now, but if you review this and ask real nice, I'll gladly add what happened next!