Chapter 5 (again)
Be Careful What You Wish For. It Just Might Come True (Part 2)
Flashback: In the last chapter, Xelloss got everyone to watch a freaky show that caused them to have bad dreams. In Lina's dream, she got breasts, but she found out that they are kinda hard to manage. Zelgadis dreamt he turned human, but now he is a wimp. Amelia had a dream about a village that loved justice, but it started to backfire on itself. Gourry dreamt he was in his jellyfish costume and there was a lot of food, but he ate it all and a bunch of hungry jellyfish are mad at him. Xelloss had a dream too. He dreamed that he had created chaos into the world and Zelas was pleased with him, but then she decided she didn't need him, so she sent him on a one way trip to Disney World.
Lina's stomach growled and she realized that she hadn't eaten breakfast yet. She was about to reach for some eggs, but she saw Gourry, Xelloss, and Zelgadis staring at her breasts through the thin night-shirt she was wearing. She blushed and almost began to hit them, but remembered what happened when she had tried to hit Zelgadis. So instead, she threw her silverware at them and left the table to go change. That was when she realized that her clothes didn't fit. Try as she might, none of her clothes would fit over her new breasts. So, she resigned to search through Amelia's clothes. The only thing she found that would fit was a very bright, very pink shirt. Lina groaned as she saw her reflection, but she couldn't do a thing about it. So, she went back to the kitchen to get breakfast.
Kopi Rezo II looked at Zelgadis with his funny, different colored eyes. Zelgadis would have laughed, if he wasn't staring at the face of death. They stared at each other for what seemed like ages. Suddenly, Kopi Rezo broke out in laughter. You are such a wimp!! Zelgadis' jaw dropped. This wasn't how evil clones were supposed to act! You just don't go around calling your grandchildren/great-grandchildren wimps. You know, he's right, Lina said, walking up with an unharmed Gourry and Amelia who nodded in agreement with her.
Amelia stood by the statue of her while one half of the crowd looked angrily at the other half. Someone shouted, Let Princess Amelia decide who is right!! Amelia sweat dropped some more while the crowd shouted in agreement as they formed a tight circle around her. Well, I don't think you should have stolen his forks, she said to her tour guide. But I also don't think you should have called him a thief, she said to the restaurant owner. So you're saying I'm right, right? both men said at the same time. They glared at each other and said, No, I'm right!! Quit that! No, you quit that!! They then lunged at each other and began fighting, which caused the crowd to start fighting while Amelia got caught up in the middle of the fray.
Gourry was in deep water. Literally. Plus, he was surrounded by a bunch of jellyfish that were mad at him for eating their royal banquet. Suddenly, the queen jellyfish appeared. Not only was she furious, but to make matters worse, she had Gourry's Sword of Light. Hey! That's mine!! he shouted, but since he was underwater, it came out as Glurb! Blarhg Mnfhp! That was when Gourry realized three important facts: he was underwater, he wasn't a jellyfish (he only looked like one), and he couldn't breathe.
Xelloss felt sick. He had tried to catch some negative feelings from people on rides like Space Mountain. While they were on the ride, they sent out feelings of being scared, but as soon as they got off, they were always happy, so that didn't do Xelloss any good. He sat down on a bench and started rubbing his temples when he heard little voices calling out, Unca Xelly!!! He looked up and saw Beastmaster Zelas with a huge grin on her face leading Lina, Gourry, Amelia, and Zelgadis up to him. That wouldn't have been a bad thing if Zelas hadn't turned them into 6 year olds. Lina and Amelia ran up to him and grabbed his hands saying, Come on Unca Xelly!! Lets ride the rides!! Zelas said, Make sure they don't get into any trouble. Remember, I have big plans for them. With that, she disappeared, leaving Xelloss worse off than before.
Lina got back to the table and was about to dig into breakfast when she noticed the guys looking at her again. What!?! Have you never seen breasts before?? That was too much, and the guys started laughing. Even Amelia joined in. Lina's face got really red and she grew her little fangs. She then shouted, Even though this was a dream, she still couldn't use her powers. She almost got angrier, but then her stomach growled again. She picked up her silverware and tried to eat something, but her breasts got in the way. Try as she might, she could not get any food, which only made her friends laugh harder. she cried.
Zelgadis is a wimp, Zelgadis is a wimp.... is what Lina, Gourry, Amelia, and Kopi Rezo II shouted at him in a singsong way. I am not!! he growled. Lina made a mock look of horror and said, Oh no, what are you going to do? Fireball me? I'm sooo scared! Lina suddenly got an evil look on her face and said, Now that you aren't made of stone, I can hit you for all the times you've made fun of me! Zelgadis gulped. She started to advance on him, but Kopi Rezo stopped her. I can think of an even better punishment, he said, then he whispered something in her ear. She smiled and then told Amelia and Gourry to help make a circle around him. Then, she and Kopi Rezo started an incantation. Zelgadis realized what it was, but it was too late. He passed out as the spell overtook him. When he woke up, he looked at his hands and wasn't surprised that they were made of stone again. Oh look, he's awake! somebody said. That was when Zelgadis realized he was being watched by people behind a glass wall. He then heard Lina call out, Hurry, hurry, step right up to our amazing freak show, home of Zelgadis Greywers, the stone freak. Zelgadis cried out,
Stop it!! Stop fighting!! Amelia cried out, to no avail. Amelia levitated onto her statue and shouted, STOP IT!!!!!!!!! The crowd looked up at her and sweatdropped. The two men who had started the whole thing saw this and said, Hey!! She could have used her magic to solve this, but she didn't. She wanted us to fight all along!! GET HER!!!! Amelia tried to argue, but the crowd began to push the statue down. Being the graceful person she was, she fell flat on her face. She had just enough time to cast a Ray Wing before the crowd was upon her. As she watched her statue fall to the ground and crumble, she cried,
Gourry was frantically trying to swim to the surface to catch a breath. It didn't help that the queen was behind him, poking at him with his Sword of Light. He had just gotten to where he could see the surface when the queen grabbed onto his leg with her tentacles. He cried out, but it came out as,
Xelloss' head was spinning. He had been standing in line to meet Mickey Mouse for the past hour with the Slayers brats. Once they got his autograph, they went to ride more rides. Xelloss could barely stand, so Gourry ended up leading him. They all got on a ride and Xelloss fervently hoped it was something scary. The ride started moving and he began to hear a faint tune. No, dear gods, no.... he muttered to himself. Soon, all that could be heard was, It's a small world after all, it's a small world after all, it's a small world after all, it's a small small world. It was so loud that it drowned out Xelloss screaming,
Everyone woke up with a start and sat straight up in bed. Since it was dark, no one realized that everyone had woken up at the same time. They all felt rather disturbed, but they all managed to go back to sleep and had forgotten everything by morning.
Wow....I'm really sorry that took soooo long. I hope it lived up to your expectations. I didn't know what you guys wanted since nobody gave me any ideas. As before, PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE REVIEW!!!!!!