Ok, peoples, here's a new chunk of this poem that I thought I was done with when I finished the last part last spring. But now I'm a little older, a little wiser... oh, who am I kidding? I'm just as nuts as I was before. Well, enough chatter, for your reading pleasure, here's the poem!




I stayed in Frank's castle,
For a month or two,
And oh, it was great,
You're jealous, aren't you?

Frank was my Sugar Daddy,
And I was his bitch.
But does Frank's interest last?
Yeah right. You wish.

Frank soon got bored with me,
And found someone new.
And I was left with no one,
And nothing to do.

I'd walk around the castle
And help Riffy out.
Cause if Riffy don't clean,
Frankie'll shout.

Riff's got it hard,
And Magenta too.
Columbia drowns it all out
With her tapping shoes.

Frank had a new lover
His name was Dick.
I hear he's aptly named,
Frank says he's got a huge stick.

And during the night,
They made lots of noise.
Pillow over my head
I thought, Boys will be boys.

But Frank was still cranky
And he still made Riffy work
And me and Magenta too!
What a jerk!

So Riff and Mags and I
Decided to make up a plan.
We'll get ourselves out of here
As fast as we can!

So we thought long and hard
Through night and through day
And finally
We came up with a way.

Riff got out his laser
And Mags poofed up her hair
While Frank and his friends
Danced in their underwear.

While those two stopped Frankie
I prepared our escape.
We left the dead bodies there,
Disguised as a rape.

Riff blasted off the castle
But stayed in the atmosphere
To fly me to my house
Cause I was staying here.

All that remained there now
Of Mother and Sally
Was a pile of bones
To clean out of the hallway.

Riffy and Mags
Returned to Transsexual.
I went back to school
And became almost normal.

I've now got a boyfriend,
And I realize I'd never
Loved Frank nearly as much
As I love my Trevor!




N/A: I 3 you, Trev!