ZIM:

Well, well, well, what have we here?

Paranormal Crazy Kid, huh?

Oh, I'm really scared

So you're the one everybody's laughin' about, ha, ha

You're CRAZY, you're CRAZY

I can't believe my eyes

You're jokin' me, you gotta be

This can't be the right guy

He's Odd-Headed, he's Crazy

I don't know which is worse

I might just split my sides now

If I don't die laughing first

Mr. Irken Zimmy says

There's trouble close at hand

You'd better pay attention now

'Cause I'm the Local Alien

And if you aren't shakin'

There's something very wrong

'Cause this may be the last time

You hear ANY song, ohhh

THREE KNOMES:

Ohhh

ZIM:

Ohhh

TWO KNOMES IN VICE:

Ohhh

ZIM:

Ohhh

THREE SIRS:

Ohhh, he's the Local Alien

DIB:

Release me now

Or you must face the doom...ish consequences

The human race needs me me

So please, come to your senses

ZIM:

You're ((STILL)) Crazy!', you're Completley Nutz

I can't believe my ears

Would GIR shut this human up

I'm drownin' in my tears

It's Pathetic, I'm laughing

You really are too much

And now, WITHOUT your permission

I'm going to do my stuff

DIB:

What are you going to do, You physcopathetic ALIEN?! ::Points dramatically::

ZIM:

I'm gonna be the worst I can

Oh, the sound of EXPLODIN'

To me is music in the air

'Cause I'm a destructive irken man

Although I don't "play" fair

It's much more fun, I must confess

With lives on the line

Not mine, of course, but yours, MORONIC boy

Now that'd be just FIIINEEEE ::laughs demonically::

DIB:

Release me fast, ZIM, or you will have to

Answer for this heinous act

ZIM:

Oh, Dibby, you're something

You put me in a spin

You aren't comprehending

The restraints that you're in

It's hopeless, you're finished

You haven't got a prayer

'Cause I'm Mr. Invader Zimmy

And you ain't going nowhere