GIR and ZIM:

Kidnap Dibby Membrane?

ZIM:

I wanna do it

GIR

Let's draw MOOSE.

ZIM:

The tallests said we should work together

Two of a kind

GIR:

LIKE MARY KATE AND ASHLEY! (( Zim in backround: THATS NOT IN THE SCRIPT!))

GIR AND ZIM:

Partners in crime.

We will catch Dib this time.

GIR:

Wheeee

La, la, la, la, la

GIR AND ZIM:

Kidnap the Freaky Kid, Feed him dustmites.

Throw away the pesticide and

Turn off all the lights

GIR:

First, we're going to set a Squirell

Inside a COMFY! trap and wait

When he comes a-sniffing we will

Snap the trap and close the gate...No... A TEA PARRRRRRTYYYYYY!

ZIM:

Wait! I've got a better plan

To catch this big ugly paranormal man

Let's pop him in a Salami pot

And when he's done we'll eat him up

GIR AND ZIM:

Kidnap the Dibby Kid

Throw him in a net

Send him off to Alcatraz

Then see if he is dead.

GIR:

Then Mr. Scary Monkey Man

Can take the whole thing over then

He'll be so pleased, I do declare

That he will cook him rare

GIR:

Wheeee

ZIM:

I say that we take a banana

Feed it to a dog

And then Create..... lotsa fog! ^_^

GAZ APPEARS FROM NO WHERE:

You're so stupid, think now

lf you blow him up to smithereens

I won't go to bloatys

And then i'll beat you so you aren't green!!

GIR AND ZIM:

Kidnap the Dibby Kid

Throw him on a ship.

Feed him to Count Chocoula

See if he gets sick.

GIR:

Because Mr. DIBBEY WIBBEY! ::giggles insanely:: is the meanest guy around ::Yells "HES NOT NICE TO ZIIIIMMMMM"::

If I were on his paranormal list, I'd get out of town

ZIM:

The tallests will be so pleased by our success

That they'll reward us too, I'll bet

ZIM AND GIR:

Perhaps he'll let us conquer too!!

Yay!

We're there little invaders and

We take our job with pride

We do our best to please them

And stay on their good side

ZIIIIM:

I wish my cohorts weren't so dumb

GIR:

I'm not the dumb one

ZIM:

You're no fun

GIR

Shut up

ZIM

Make me

ZIM

I've got something, listen now

This one is real good, you'll see

We'll send a minon to his door

Upon there'll be a note to read

Now, in the note we'll write a nasty poem

Until his curiosity entices him to look closer

GIR

And then we'll have him

Six, Seven , Three

GIR AND ZIM

Kidnap the Dibbey Kid, Strangle him with a sock.

Give him amnesia and see if he is lost.

Kidnap the Dibbey Kid, spray him with mace.

Make him relize why he needs glasses in the 1st place.

Kidnap the Dibbey Kid, see what we will see

Lock him in a cage and then, throw away the key