**Disclaimer** I disclaim Gourry. I disclaim the animals.
**End Disclaimer**.

Gourry's Safari Adventure...

One day, dear Gourry was really bored. He wanted to do something fun. He flew to Africa and went on a wild safari. He rode through the merciless pridelands on the camel he stole from Bin Laden. He saw all the animals. He took pictures of them. They made him happy.

"Look! A Zebra!" *snap*
"Look! A giraffe!" *snap*
"Look! An elephant!" *snap*
"Look! A rhino!" *snap*

He laughed girlishly as he took pictures. Gourry likes the animals. But, alas! The camera made these creatures very angry. The flashing made them see strange dots, which they did not appreciate. They went on a rampage. They see Gourry and start heading in his direction. He laughs at the sight.

"Aww! The animals want to play with me!"

The van gets run over and crushed by the rhinos. When Gourry stumbles off of the camel, an angry giraffe comes and whips him hard with its long neck. An elephant uses its hard, sharp tusks and tosses his now limp and broken body into the air. He lands in the middle of a field with a THUD. A pack of fluffy hyenas come laughing historically, and tear apart the remains of Gourry's carcass in an insane bloodfest. Then, the maddened animals take over the world and reproduce uncontrollably.