This is some random fic I wrote at 12 AM, as I was exhilirated and drunk
hehehe (not literally of course..well.im not sure hehehe) Honestly, the
beginning is quite stupid and random, but I find the end
very.er.capricious.
(A/N: Lady TianLong and Darkling Wing are part of the GAC Cult)
The Eccentricity Project Volume 1
Tian: Ah yes.hanging out with my cool little friends.who happen to be former assasins..who happen to be.genetically mutated homicidal guys wearing black spandex...*shudders a little*
Wing: No that's only Heero. Have you ever seen a Japanese dude with brown hair and Prussian blue eyes? Noooo.
Trowa: ..
Duo: *singing* First I was afraid.I was petrified. Kept thinking I could never live without you by my side.and then I spent so many nights thinkin' how you did me wrong.and I grew strong.and I learned how to get along..
Wing: *twitch* *twitch* *more twitches* (A/N: and just for fun.) *more twitches*
Tian: My hamster says hi.
Duo: *stops singing for a moment* Hi hamster. *starts singing Britney Spears* I can't get no.satisfaction..lalala
Wing: *mumbles* and he calls himself the angel of death.
Tian + Trowa: -_-;;;
Wing: If the people don't retaliate, they will give birth to ANOTHER MILIARDO PEACECRAFT!!!!! *suddenly stops yelling, and just randomly sits back down again as if nothing happened*
Duo: *STILL singing* hit me baby one more time!!!! Woohoooo
Wing: Heero has forked eyebrows.
*Out of nowhere, a lake appears and Relena comes floating out of it in a pink dress.from a pink limousine*
Tian + Trowa: *blink* ..
Relena: *looks up at the sky* Heero..
*out of nowhere, Heero just randomly appears*
Heero: *looks at Relena and touches her arm* Relena.
Relena: Heero...
Heero: .Relena..
Relena: Oh Heero.
Heero: Relena..
Relena: Hee.
Duo: I'm a genie in a bottle!!! You gotta rub me the right way..if you wanna be with me.baby there's a price to pay lalalalallalala
Wing: *covers her ears* THE HORROR.
Tian: *sighs and leans on kawaii Trowa*
Trowa: .
Wing: *suddenly jumps up and ACCIDENTALLY wacks Relena while doing so* OH MY GOD! I HAD A DREAM LAST NIGHT!! Okay see this is what happened. I was in my house and.
Duo: *has stopped singing and is now running around with a GAP bag on his head.in his underwear..with cute little scythes on them* Frogs in a pan! Frogs in a pan! Hi-ho the dairy-o the frogs in a pan!!!
Heero: *helps Relena up*
Relena: *looks into Heero's eyes* Heero..
Heero: Relena..
Relena: Heero.
Trowa: *still in snugglies with Tian* Okay..
Wing: LIIISTENN! So I was in my house and there were sharks and they were killing everyone and.
Duo: Nanananana nananana hey hey hey! Good bye! Nananana nanana nanana hey hey hey! Good bye!
*Suddenly randomly, another GAC cult member Xing Mei appears*
Xing Mei: Lalalalalalalalalalalala and a piece of apple pie
*Then she vanishes in a puff of purple-ish smoke*
Relena: *leans in to kiss Heero* Heero.
Heero: *shakes his head and backs away a little* Relena.
Relena: *sighs* Heero.
Wing: *gets up and ACCIDENTALLY wacks Relena again. But of course..it was accidental..kekeke* Blood looks good on silver!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Duo: Blood? Silver? That reminds me of a song. *starts singing again* Goddess on the mountain top! Burning like a silver flame! Summon the beauty and love.and Venus was his name! YAAAAOOO!!! Ya Babe! Ya babe she's got it! I'm you're Venus.I'm your FIYA...your desire..woohhoO!
Wing: .what does that have to do with blood and silver?
Duo: *shrugs and quickly sings a different song* Of all of the things in the worrrld! This isn't fair.its injustice..lalalala
*Suddenly Wufei jumps through the window and appears*
Tian: *sees Wufei, and gets a little..scared and clings onto kawaii Trowa harder* heh heh...
Trowa: *mumbling* terrific
Wufei: You mock me?????
Duo: Mock?? Hm.is that a food?
Wufei: INJUSTICE!!! I CHALLENGE YOU TO A DUEL!
Duo: *whines* Nowwwww? Canchya see I'm busy singing???
Wing: *gets up again and this time ACCIDENTALLY wacks Wufei* I never finished my dream! ANYWAY.so there were sharks in my house and they ate everyone.and then..I turned into TROWA!!!!!!!
Trowa: Ehhhh...
Tian: Poopy head Wing *kisses Trowa.ooooooh on the lips..oooooh cooties oooooh*
Wing: *gasp* THAT'S LEMON! THAT'S LIME!!!!!!!! SEE??? THIS FIC IS RATED PG!!!!!!!!! YOU JUST BROKE THE LAW AND ADDED HENTAI!!!
Duo: Hm.hentai? Is that a food too?
Wufei: *sighs* You're gay.
*Everyone (except Heero and Relena who are too busy calling each other) stare at Wufei*
Duo: Did.
Wing: Wufei just..
Trowa: say.
Tian: gay.?
Wufei: *rubbing the spot where Wing wacked him, and looking sheepish* No..I did not say that..
Wing: Hey!!! That rhymes!!!!
Duo: Yeah!!! Wufei..say..gay!!!!
Wing: Yay!!!
Duo: Hey that rhymes too!!!!
Wing: !!!!!! Wufei..say..gay.yay!!!
Duo: hooray!
Wing: HEY.! That rhy.
Tian: *interrupts Wing* ANYWAY.
Duo: Anyway does too!!!!
Wing: yay!!!!
Relena: *suddenly back from her bathroom break from sitting there calling Heero's name* Hentai rhymes with that too!
*Everyone suddenly shuts up*
Wing: ..
Duo: .
Trowa: ..
Tian: ..
Wufei: ...
Heero: .Rele.
Wing: *wacks Heero*
The Eccentricity Project Volume 1
Tian: Ah yes.hanging out with my cool little friends.who happen to be former assasins..who happen to be.genetically mutated homicidal guys wearing black spandex...*shudders a little*
Wing: No that's only Heero. Have you ever seen a Japanese dude with brown hair and Prussian blue eyes? Noooo.
Trowa: ..
Duo: *singing* First I was afraid.I was petrified. Kept thinking I could never live without you by my side.and then I spent so many nights thinkin' how you did me wrong.and I grew strong.and I learned how to get along..
Wing: *twitch* *twitch* *more twitches* (A/N: and just for fun.) *more twitches*
Tian: My hamster says hi.
Duo: *stops singing for a moment* Hi hamster. *starts singing Britney Spears* I can't get no.satisfaction..lalala
Wing: *mumbles* and he calls himself the angel of death.
Tian + Trowa: -_-;;;
Wing: If the people don't retaliate, they will give birth to ANOTHER MILIARDO PEACECRAFT!!!!! *suddenly stops yelling, and just randomly sits back down again as if nothing happened*
Duo: *STILL singing* hit me baby one more time!!!! Woohoooo
Wing: Heero has forked eyebrows.
*Out of nowhere, a lake appears and Relena comes floating out of it in a pink dress.from a pink limousine*
Tian + Trowa: *blink* ..
Relena: *looks up at the sky* Heero..
*out of nowhere, Heero just randomly appears*
Heero: *looks at Relena and touches her arm* Relena.
Relena: Heero...
Heero: .Relena..
Relena: Oh Heero.
Heero: Relena..
Relena: Hee.
Duo: I'm a genie in a bottle!!! You gotta rub me the right way..if you wanna be with me.baby there's a price to pay lalalalallalala
Wing: *covers her ears* THE HORROR.
Tian: *sighs and leans on kawaii Trowa*
Trowa: .
Wing: *suddenly jumps up and ACCIDENTALLY wacks Relena while doing so* OH MY GOD! I HAD A DREAM LAST NIGHT!! Okay see this is what happened. I was in my house and.
Duo: *has stopped singing and is now running around with a GAP bag on his head.in his underwear..with cute little scythes on them* Frogs in a pan! Frogs in a pan! Hi-ho the dairy-o the frogs in a pan!!!
Heero: *helps Relena up*
Relena: *looks into Heero's eyes* Heero..
Heero: Relena..
Relena: Heero.
Trowa: *still in snugglies with Tian* Okay..
Wing: LIIISTENN! So I was in my house and there were sharks and they were killing everyone and.
Duo: Nanananana nananana hey hey hey! Good bye! Nananana nanana nanana hey hey hey! Good bye!
*Suddenly randomly, another GAC cult member Xing Mei appears*
Xing Mei: Lalalalalalalalalalalala and a piece of apple pie
*Then she vanishes in a puff of purple-ish smoke*
Relena: *leans in to kiss Heero* Heero.
Heero: *shakes his head and backs away a little* Relena.
Relena: *sighs* Heero.
Wing: *gets up and ACCIDENTALLY wacks Relena again. But of course..it was accidental..kekeke* Blood looks good on silver!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Duo: Blood? Silver? That reminds me of a song. *starts singing again* Goddess on the mountain top! Burning like a silver flame! Summon the beauty and love.and Venus was his name! YAAAAOOO!!! Ya Babe! Ya babe she's got it! I'm you're Venus.I'm your FIYA...your desire..woohhoO!
Wing: .what does that have to do with blood and silver?
Duo: *shrugs and quickly sings a different song* Of all of the things in the worrrld! This isn't fair.its injustice..lalalala
*Suddenly Wufei jumps through the window and appears*
Tian: *sees Wufei, and gets a little..scared and clings onto kawaii Trowa harder* heh heh...
Trowa: *mumbling* terrific
Wufei: You mock me?????
Duo: Mock?? Hm.is that a food?
Wufei: INJUSTICE!!! I CHALLENGE YOU TO A DUEL!
Duo: *whines* Nowwwww? Canchya see I'm busy singing???
Wing: *gets up again and this time ACCIDENTALLY wacks Wufei* I never finished my dream! ANYWAY.so there were sharks in my house and they ate everyone.and then..I turned into TROWA!!!!!!!
Trowa: Ehhhh...
Tian: Poopy head Wing *kisses Trowa.ooooooh on the lips..oooooh cooties oooooh*
Wing: *gasp* THAT'S LEMON! THAT'S LIME!!!!!!!! SEE??? THIS FIC IS RATED PG!!!!!!!!! YOU JUST BROKE THE LAW AND ADDED HENTAI!!!
Duo: Hm.hentai? Is that a food too?
Wufei: *sighs* You're gay.
*Everyone (except Heero and Relena who are too busy calling each other) stare at Wufei*
Duo: Did.
Wing: Wufei just..
Trowa: say.
Tian: gay.?
Wufei: *rubbing the spot where Wing wacked him, and looking sheepish* No..I did not say that..
Wing: Hey!!! That rhymes!!!!
Duo: Yeah!!! Wufei..say..gay!!!!
Wing: Yay!!!
Duo: Hey that rhymes too!!!!
Wing: !!!!!! Wufei..say..gay.yay!!!
Duo: hooray!
Wing: HEY.! That rhy.
Tian: *interrupts Wing* ANYWAY.
Duo: Anyway does too!!!!
Wing: yay!!!!
Relena: *suddenly back from her bathroom break from sitting there calling Heero's name* Hentai rhymes with that too!
*Everyone suddenly shuts up*
Wing: ..
Duo: .
Trowa: ..
Tian: ..
Wufei: ...
Heero: .Rele.
Wing: *wacks Heero*