1st ENDING

Frodo: ok well whatever. Back to the point. I need your help to make Sauron forgive me.

Gandalf: Why?

Frodo: because if he doesn't forgive me I have to stay a hobbit hobo for the rest of my life. Which sucks!!!!!

Gandalf: ok ill helps what did you do? Frodo: I destroyed the ring of power

Gandalf: Whoa! Sorry can't help you there. That would be really hard work and I don't want to work that hard. Besides if you're a hobo you don't have to work!

Frodo: Yippee! I don't have to work! I love being a hobo.

Gandalf: You're so lucky! I want to be a hobo. (Says Gandalf with a jealous look on his face)