Aneme-child (ac): DISCLAIMER

Ryou: she doesn't own yu-gi-oh or whose line is it anyway

AC: also my yami is the long lost love of Bakura when she was sealed inside the millennium anklet

AC: SSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAARRRRRRRRR

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Bakura's-lover (my yami Bl); hi all and welcome back to whose line is it anyway but before we start I need to introduce the contestands here are yugi "dark magician" muto, ryou "the hottie" bakura' Yami " the other hottie" Yugi and seto "YAY I'm so happy I have my plushie back" kaiba Also before we start here's a good e-mail pal Ladyhawk

*ladyhawk appears in a puff of yellow smoke*

ladyhawk (lh): hiya

BL: ok ummm you can go glomp Yami ok???

LH: ok *glomp's yami's arm*

Yami & Ryou: we're hotties?????????? *blushing madly*

Yugi: DARK MAGICAIN ALL THE WAY *doing the hang loose sign to the audience*

Kaiba: *is hugging the B.E.W.D. plushie that was given back to him*

BL: ok our first game is...props...COOL ok ok I'll divide you into teams and you will be given a prop and aw hell the readers should know how to play

BL: Ryou and Yugi you're a team and Kaiba and Yami you're a team

Yami: WHAT WHY THE HELL AM I WITH KAIBA

BL: DON'T QUESTION ME BOY I'M THE YAMI OF THE AUTHORESS SO SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP

Yami: *in a high pitched and small voice* eep

BL: Ryou my aibou's sweet you and yugi will be ginen these *hands them two large cones* (a/n: they are half the height of yugi)

BL: and kaiba you and yami will receive this *they recive a rubber chicken*

Yami & kaiba: ???

BL: ryou you and yugi start Ryou: *puts the larger flat sides of the cones on his chest side by side and faces yugi* WHAT DO YOU MEAN "I LOOK LIKE MADONNA" (a/n: sorry Madonna fans and *looks fearful* if Madonna (SP?) herself is out there I'm REALLY sorry it's a running joke everywhere that I've seen)

*cuts to yami*

yami: *is holding the chicken trying to give it mouth-to-beak resusitation*

kaiba: *puts a hand on his shoulder* face it Jim it's dead

*cuts to Yugi and Ryou*

*they have the cones on top of their heads*

yugi: greetings my fellow conehead

*cuts to yami and kaiba*

kaiba: *is holding the rubber chicken like a wand* AVADA KEDERVA (SP?) DAMNIT IT TURNED INTO A CHICKEN AGAIN

BUZZ BUZZ BUZZ

BL: ok now it's time for.....super heroes (I don't know it's name) this is where you all act like super heroes that fit their names first up it's..MY AIBOU'S LOVER RYOU

Ryou: *walks out onto the center stage* your name is cute puppy controller and for your crisis I'll ask the audience

Mai: *from the audience* all of the make-up in the world has gone missing

BL: ok all of the make-up in the world has gone missing.....ok so that's your crisis..start

Ryou: la la la..*looks at imaginary screen* OH MY GOD ALL OF THE WORLDS COSMETICS HAVE BEEN STOLEN I know I'll send my cute little puppys to sniff it out but wait I'll need to stop talking out loud to myself must..stop..talking

Kaiba: *hops onto the stage*

Ryou: o thank god you're here screams-like-a-little-girl-man

Kaiba: (a/n: when he is talking it's a really manly voice but when he sscreams it's like a little girl) yes it is I AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH all of the worlds cosmetics were stolen

Yami: *jumps onto the stage*

Kaiba: aahhh you've arrived human pinball

Yami: yes *starts bouncing off of everything he hits

Yugi: jumps in*

Yami: you're here shrink-wrap-man

Yugi:....*raises an eyebrow at yami*

Yami: what I panicked I couldn't think of anything

BUZZ BUZZ BUZZ

BL: well that was odd. well my aibou wants

AC: (no the authoress) appears on the stage* I AM NOW THE CO-HOST oh and one more thing SSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRR I DEMAND SHUGAR FROM YOU AAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLL

Kaiba: OK GUYS BRING IT IN

*a dump truck comes in and dumps A LOT of candy canes in front of the stage4*

AC: YAY I LOVE YOU KAIBA *gives him and ryou a candy cane*

Kaiba: hey why did ryou get one!?!?

AC & BL: WHAT YOU DARE QUESTION THE AUTHORESS

Kaibe: meep

Ac: and now I'll sing a sond.and it's deticated to ryou-kun

(a/n: this song is called The Minute I Met You by A New Found Glory I do not own it)

AC: *snaps fingers and a spotlight shignes on her as she uses a candy cane as a microphone*

(a/n: I was listening to this song while writing this chapter so...you know..I wanted to work it in for ryou)

ryou: *blushes madly*

AC: I WOULD LIKE TO START OFF BY SAYING I HAD EVERYTHING TO DO WITH IT

YOU MAY THINK THAT I LIE REAL WELL YOU CAN TELL THAT I'M HOPEING YOU DID [CHORUS]

NEVER MIND THE TIME OR THE SPINNING OF YOUR HEAD

I COULD TELL MY LIFE WAS CHANGING SCENCE THE MUINET I MET YOU

AND IF I STOP EVER THINKING OF YOU

I'D PROBLY CHOKE ON THE WORDS I NEVER SAID

IF I STOP EVER THINKING OF YOU

I'D BURY MY HEART AND FALL BACK IN MY BED

AND WHAT A SIGHT THAT'LL BE YEAH

I WILL NEVER TELL YOU THIS BUT I'M SCARED OF FALLING APART

IT MAY SEEM LIKE I'M HOLDING IT TO GETHER BUT THE WEATHER IS MAKING IT HARD

[CHORUS]

NEVER MIND THE TIME OR THE SPINNING OF YOUR HEAD

I COULD TELL MY LIFE WAS CHANGING SCENCE THE MUINET I MET YOU

AND IF I STOP EVER THINKING OF YOU

I'D PROBLY CHOKE ON THE WORDS I NEVER SAID

IF I STOP EVER THINKING OF YOU

I'D BURY MY HEART AND FALL BACK IN MY BED

AND WHAT A SIGHT THAT'LL BE YEAH

ALL MY FRIENDS SURROUNDING ME

JUST 'CAUSE YOU'VE MADE IT THIS FAR

DOESN'T MEAN YOU'VE MADE IT

AND IF I STOP EVER THINKING OF YOU

I'D PROBLY CHOKE ON THE WORDS I NEVER SAID

IF I STOP EVER THINKING OF YOU

I'D BURY MY HEART AND FALL BACK IN MY BED

AND IF I STOP (LOUDER) STOP EVER THINKING OF YOU

I'D PROBLY CHOKE ON THE WORDS I NEVER SAID

IF I STOP EVER THINKING OF YOU

I'D BURY MY HEART AND FALL BACK IN MY BED

AND WHAT A SIGHT THAT'LL BE

AND WHAT A SIGHT THAT'LL BE YEAH

[SONG ENDS]

ryou: *blushing to where he's like the color of a red M&M* (I do not own them either.I wish I did though)

AC: SHUGAR *grabs ryou and pulls him into the candy cane pile*

**Twenty minuets later**

kaiba: WHAT'S KEEPING THEM IN THERE

BL & Bakura: *are sitting on BL's desk making out*

BL: *pulls away* probably the same thing as us *goes back to making out with Bakura*

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AC: SSSSSHHHHHUUUUGGGGGAAAAAAARRRRRRRRR

Ryou: *kisses her on the lips*

AC:: ^_________^