Anime-cjild: (I shall be from now on known as rikki 'cause ryou likes it) hi y'all I just wanted to say that ryou is now gonna sat the disclaimer

Ryou: rikki does not own Yu-Gi-Oh or whos line is it anyway...nor sadly me...*sniff sniff*

Rikki: ok I am listening to music again so expect a song

You the reader: NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Ryou: DON'T DIS HER SONGS

Rikki:.*huggles ryou* thankies ryou

Warning: ryou and rikki acting...odd..AND SINGING

Bakura: WHAT *faints*

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Bakura's-lover: (will be known as Rene from now on) ok ok ok welcome back to who's line is it anyway...yeah whatever the contestants are...JOEY "Red Eyes" WHEELER, SETO "I'm so glad that rene didn't take my plushie after I bopped her with it" KAIBA, RYOU "candy cane" BAKURA, and last but not least YAMI "can I please send kaiba's plushie to the shadow realm" YUGI

Joey: RED EYES BLACK DRAGON RULEZ

Yami: PPPPLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEAASSSSSSEEEE Can I send that stupid plushie to the shadow realm

Ryou: *has a candy cane in his mouth and stuck in his hair* mmmmmmmmmmmm candy cane ^___^

Kaiba: *is holding his plushie protectively* MINE

All but kaiba ryou and rikki: O.O

Rikki: *is sitting on ryou's lap* ^____^

Ryou: ^____^

All but ryou and rikki: O.O

Rene: anyway so lets get started that means aibou get ur ass over here

Rikki: *pouts* ooooook *sits in a chair beside the desk*

Rene: ok first game is..The dating game (still don't know names when you review please send suggestions)

Rikki: ok ummm Kaiba you be the bachelorette and the others look at ur cards on the stools..and.GO

Kaiba: *still has plushie and is holding it like a little kid and their teddy bear* ok ummm bachelor number one what's your idea of a perfect date

Joey: *screen cuts to joey and the words "a dog" go across the screen* grrr WOOF

Kaiba: *trying to hold back laughter* ok bachelor number 2 same question

Ryou: *screen cuts to ryou and the words "Yami Bakura" go across the screen* hmmmmm well we could spend an hour or so making my aibou's life a living bloody hell them we'd lock him in his room cuffing him to his bed and go get pizza ^_^

Kaiba:...ok ummm bachelor number 3 same question

Yami:..*screen cuts to yami and the word "TV" pops up* ...*silence*

Kaiba: bachelor number three???????? *silence*

*BEEP*

Rene: ok you guess now

Kaiba: joey is a dog

Joey: HEY

Kaiba: SHUT UP DALMATION

Kaiba: ryou is....a sadistic person??????

Rikki and rene: *talking for a second* ok we'll accept that it was Yami Bakura

Kaiba: man ryou you'r life sucks

Ryou: he really did do that to me

Rikki: poor baby *walks over to ryou with candy canes that they start sucking on with rikki sitting on his lap*

Ryou: ^___^

Rene: anyway the next game is...who's line (a/n: finnaly the name I remember)

Rikki: in the game is joey and ryou audience what is their predicament

Mai: *from audience* RUNNING FROM FANGIRLS

Rene: ok so you're running from.fangirls..odd.so anyway here are the random lines and get started

Joey: *pretending to be one of the girls at school* (they all like ryou I don't blame them) RYOU *runs after him*

Ryou: AAAAAHH stop or else I'll

Joey: you'll what???

Ryou: I'll *reads from the paper* make huns pop out of the snow like dasies (I like that movie)

Joey: OH NOOOOOO well I'll stop them with my *reading the paper* cordless keyboard of doom (my keyboard really is cordless ^_^)

Ryou: HA your cordless keyboard is no match for my *reading* girlsfriend who is the authoress

Joey: WHAT!?!?!?!?

*BUZZ BUZZ BUZZ*

Rikki: ^__^ I wrote the lines

Joey: well that explains it then

Rikki: ANOTHER SONG

Ryou: is it gonna be the duet that you promised!?!?!?

Rikki: YUP

Ryou: YAY

Rikki: I do not own this song it is called "beer for my horses" by Toby Keithadn it is a country song

Ryou: ok lets start

[Ryou:] well a man come on

The 6 'o ckock news said soebody's been shot

Somebody's been abused

Somebody blew up a building somebody

Stole a car somebody

Got away somebody didn't get to far yeah

They didn't get to far

[Rikki:] Grandpappy told my pappy back in my day son

A man had to answer for the wicked that he'd done

Take all the rope in texas find a tall oak tree

Round up all of them bad boys hang 'em high in the streets

For all the people to see

[Chorus both of them:] that justice is the one thing you should alwas find

You gotta sattle up your boys you gotta draw a hard line

When the gunsmoke settles we'll sing a victory tune

And we'll all meet back at the local saloon

We'll raise up our glasses against evil forces singing

WHISKEY FOR MY MEN and beer for my horses

[Ryou:] we got too many gangsters doin'

Dirty deeds

[Rikki:] too much corruption and crime in the streets

[Ryou:] it's time the long arm of the law

Put a few more in the ground

[Rikki:]send him all to their maker and he'll settle them down

[Ryou:] you can bet he'll set 'em down

[Chorus both of them:] that justice is the one thing you should alwas find

You gotta sattle up your boys you gotta draw a hard line

When the gunsmoke settles we'll sing a victory tune

And we'll all meet back at the local saloon

We'll raise up our glasses against evil forces singing

WHISKEY FOR MY MEN and beer for my horses

WHISKEY FOR MY MEN and beer for my horses



[Chorus both of them:] you know justice is the one thing you should alwas find

You gotta sattle up your boys you gotta draw a hard line

When the gunsmoke settles we'll sing a victory tune

And we'll all meet back at the local saloon

We'll raise up our glasses against evil forces singing

WHISKEY FOR MY MEN and beer for my horses