Disclaimer: The cool (original) song is by Rockapella. Characters are owned by Marvel.
Author's Ramble: I started this some time this past fall, but it's been lying on my hard drive, unfinished, for a while. So, I decided to try and finish it, and after much work, I finally did. I'm happy with some of it but not-so-happy with other parts of it. It was hard, but I really tried. You don't know how LONG it took me to figure out a perfect substitution for the title (and thus the last line of each verse), so that it would fit Mystique and the song. I wanted to have the cleverness that the original lyrics had (i.e. Steal their Seoul in South Korea, etc.), but alas. I tried to put as much of Mystique past plots. Anyway, hope ya like it. I thought it would be a cute little one-shot deal, since I don't have many of those.
All reviews are accepted and appreciated, even negative, as long as it's constructive (don't just tell me it stinks, tell me why it stinks).
Where in the World is Mystique's Superego
She'll cause mischief everywhere, from Bayville to Mississippi,
She's a sneaky little changeling who can take most any shape,
She was Principal Darkholme and then a student named Risty,
Tell me where in the world is Mystique's superego?
Stole the files from the Cerebro and freed Wanda from asylum,
She's a blue skinned shape-shifter who will have you seeing red,
She impersonated Xavier after she captured and trapped him
Tell me where in the world is Mystique's superego?
She's gone from Raven to Risty, Doctor to Security, Policeman to Professor Xavier and back!
She pit the X-men against the B-hood to test out her newest weapon
She has no maternal instinct and yet she's mother of two
She played with major fire when she blew up the X-men's mansion
Tell me where in the world is Mystique's superego?
Oh tell me where in the world will... Oh tell me where is it please?
Ooh, Wolverine to Stormy, many different animals, Jean Grey to Scotty, Scott's friend Paul, Scott's brother…
Well don't ever try to cross her, she will get her vindication,
She's a two-faced morphing mutant with a knack for mystery,
Her history's loaded up with so many impersonations,
Tell me where in the world is Mystique's superego?
*****************************************
So, whattya think? No, honestly…tell me, please. :)