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We interrupt this fanfiction to bring you the following parody of an annoying commercial...


Shot of Hoggle picking up a cheap plastic bag with Jareth looking on in anger as the bag breaks and garbage sprays out onto the once-clean floor of the Throne Room.

The woman from those idiotic Gladd Bag ads: Jareth the Goblin King is mad...

Jareth: That is obvious...

Woman: His servants have been using these cheap Underground plastic bags...

Hoggle: Hey! My cousin helps makes these!

Jareth: Well, they are cheap but they are the only ones available to me at this time...

Woman: You should have used Gladd bags, they stand up better under the strain of all those chicken bones, scraps, and rusty pieces of goblin armor...

She picks up a Gladd bag, shakes it, and Hoggle's mouth drops open when it remains intact...

Cut to usual spiel about how one brand of garbage bags is better than another, yadda yadda yadda...

Woman: That's why you should have used Gladd bags, Your Majesty...

Jareth: I think I will from now on. Now let me see that box of bags that you're currently holding.

Woman: Sorry Jareth, you can't have these!

Jareth holds up a crystal

Jareth: I offer you a gift in exchange...


Fade out...

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