The Legend of Sleipner
Chapter 3: Liar, Liar I'm on Fira
Note and Disclaimer: Evil. hahahahahahehehehehehehe! MUHAHAHAHA! Note I've always wanted to do that! Hehehehehe! This chapter involves; alienation, unruly love, sadness and deceit.and that's just the author. And you know of course I don't own FFVIII. Peace out! I have included a very serious end note to end this light-hearted chapter.
'Where am I?' Lumia wept inside a blue box covered with oceanic designs. 'LUMIA!' Instarnck said as he jogged around the empty black space. 'Yo! I'm over here!' Chilli said walking on the wall.
'Whoa!' Kirsch squealed as she slid on a T-Board in her room, 'I wonder where everyone is.' she said opening her window. 'YIKES!' she exclaimed, outside was surrounded by boxes and an empty black surrounding. She ran through the inky darkness and slashed open the boxes with her souped up Rough Divide. She finally came across Lumia. 'Kirsch, we have to find Instarnck and Chilli before the darkness consumes him!' Lumia begged. 'Don't worry Lumia; they shouldn't be too far away!' Kirsch said sliding about on her purple T-Board. 'I hope so.I hope so.hey where's my chocolate bar! I gave you a king-size Hershey's Cookies and Cream! Where is it?' Lumia said looking through the pockets of her stylish black suede and fur jacket. Kirsch searched her black jacket looking for the creamy confection, 'Oh yeah I gave it to Chilli!' Kirsch said smacking her forehead, 'Let's go rescue the trash.' Lumia mouthed dramatically.
'LUMIA!' Chilli said open arms as he hugged his sister, Kirsch was standing there arms on her hips and pursing her lips. 'Oh.and Kirsch.' Chilli said not as exuberantly happy. 'What do you mean Oh.and Kirsch?' Kirsch said red filling her brilliant blue eyes. 'I mean Lumia's my sister and all-okay I'll shut-up now.' Chilli paced then fell silent. 'Whatever.WE HAVE TO FIND INSTARNCK!' Lumia insisted rushing through the darkness. 'I'm tempted to leave him behind!' Kirsch said sheepishly. 'Shut-up Kirsch!' Lumia and Chilli spat. 'Okay! Tough Crowd!' Kirsch said hopping on the T-Board.
'Finally! You guys are incredibly slow' Instarnck said swimming in Carbuncle Reef. 'Well you shouldn't be cooped up here! This is like what happened when you hid from my mother at the cattle farm!' Kirsch said beadily. 'I was talking to your decent dad!' Instarnck retorted. 'A miracle, he talked!' Kirsch said sarcastically. 'Kirsch pipe down!' Everyone chimed. 'No-one listens' she scampered riding back. 'I better go!' Chilli said about to run. 'No.' Lumia said pulling his shirt. 'She needs to cool-off she's been really bitchy at the moment.' Instarnck said seriously. 'Yeah, I guess so!' Chilli laughed off.
'No-one listens to me.' Kirsch cried in Cerberus Gates. 'I will' Odin boomed walking through with a new Sleipner. 'I wish Chilli didn't have Lumia for a sister and Instarnck would disappear!' Kirsch asked. 'Done.'
'Chilli!' Kirsch said as she locked her arms around him. 'Yo! Hold it sis.' Chilli said backing away. 'Oh sorry brother.' Kirsch said playing along. 'Hey have you seen that new girl Lumia? Geez, she is hot to trot!' Chilli whispered in her ear. 'I'm sure you like Gaveco. They are twins you know.double date!' Chilli mused. 'Shishkebab!' Kirsch cried as she crept in a corner and started to weep.
'Sleipner! Get here now!' Kirsch commanded. 'What do you want now, Miss Leonheart?' Odin asked stroking the strong stallion Sleipner. 'Get things the way they were before now!' Kirsch demanded. 'Sorry twenty-four hours notice please. I have time errands to run please. I'll get back to you in a day; I'm going for a romantic meal with Shiva before Carbuncle grows a few extra inches to satisfy her.' Odin said primping himself with a small concealer pancake. 'Grrrrrrrr!' Kirsch said chucking a fit. 'Anyway what's in it for me?' Odin said a deal brewing through his head. 'You're invited to my wedding.' Kirsch said desperately. 'Your desperation is enough; okay your deal is done.' Odin said then making the skies blink and Kirsch coming back to the real world.
'You know; Ma and Dad must've been the same as you and Kirsch!' Lumia said twirling in her new pink silhouette cloak. 'Nah, Kirsch is not my girl and never will be as much as people think!' Chilli chuckled wiping sawdust off his trousers. 'Why! She's your friend and we all know she likes you!' Lumia argued. 'Well Kirsch is a pain in the ass and I couldn't live with her that way!' Chilli retaliated. 'True.' Lumia said understandingly. 'So was your father! We just couldn't stop arguing in the beginning then we made our way up.' Selphie smiled as she walked down the cobblestone path where Chilli and Lumia were reminiscing. 'Ma, Kirsch is totally different! She has a bad case of P.M.S!' Lumia disagreed. 'A lot like her mother.' Selphie whispered but yet with a joke. 'Ma!' Chilli laughed uncontrollably. 'Well should be off! Lemon Chicken does not cook itself.' Selphie said gathering the lemons into her wicker basket. 'You know, I wish we were a bit older and that we were in the same time as when Ma and Dad first met.' Lumia sighed. 'Is that a request I hear Miss Lumia Dincht?' Odin asked rubbing his chin with his bony fingers. 'Sleipner!' Chilli cried rubbing the black horse like he used to. 'Yeah I guess so.but you better not play any tricks with my wish okay!' Lumia said bending down playfully. 'Your wish is as commanded!' Odin said galloping through the creek and Chilli and Lumia appearing in Balamb Garden.
'You pushed in!' Selphie said knocking a spiky headed dude out of the line still frustrated about the Trabia Garden exchange. 'Yo, babe I didn't push. You're new here so what would you know?' Zell retaliated. 'Hey a guy with a gunblade showed me around 'babe'. So me being from Trabia should make no difference 'babe'!' Selphie said getting a bit angry. 'This isn't good!' Lumia whispered into Chilli's ear. 'Hey! Selphie, Zell why don't you guys just make a compromise everyone is going to get a hotdog in the end!' Chilli said nodding. 'How do you know my name stranger?' Selphie snapped. 'He looks too much like me that it's freaky.' Zell said backing off. 'And your girlfriend is like my twin! What is going on?' Selphie demanded. 'They aren't even wearing uniforms! Okay spill!' Zell asked pumped up. 'Well the thing is.Zell could you sign my backpack?' Lumia said quickly. 'Yeah anything for a cutie like you.' Zell said a bit freakishly coolly. 'Explain YOURSELF, Zell junior, spill or we kill!' Selphie said calming down. 'Don't you remember me from Trabia?' Chilli lied. 'No.I wouldn't forget a handsome face like yours.' Selphie said a bit dreamily. 'He was your boyfriend.how could you!' Lumia said cheekily. 'And she just didn't want a signing-she wanted a date!' Chilli acted. 'Oh really!' they both chimed. 'Yes.yes we did.' Lumia said uncarefully. 'Cool! 7pm in the quad and ZELL will bring a romantic picnic for 4!' Selphie giggled. 'Okay babe.if that's what you guys want I'll drop by to Balamb and Ma can make a few nice things.' Zell said being nice to Selphie.
'What are we going to do?' Lumia said scared after they left. 'We'll stand them up! Then they will be by themselves and their relationship will bloom a bit earlier!' Chilli said after much thought. 'Good thinking Batman, time to play match-maker.' Lumia approved.
'It's 8:00pm, and the oysters are going off!' Selphie whined. 'You know we could eat them.' Zell said sheepishly. 'That would be like me going on a date with you!' Selphie laughed. 'So.you can't hate me that much!' Zell grinned. 'Okay but we won't mention it again right?' Selphie asked. 'Right Sefie.' He nodded in reply. 'What did you call me?' Selphie asked. 'I don't know.' Zell said confused, himself! 'It sounds familiar. Anyway I can't accuse you of stalking otherwise yooooooooo'd tell on me!' Selphie replied, baffled. 'Yooooooooooooooooooooooo? Telling on? Sounds like a part of my life!' Zell smiled then clasped his hand against his mouth. 'Yeah Mr. Suspenders!' Selphie chuckled. 'What did you call me?' Zell asked hands on hips. 'Mr. Suspenders!' Selphie replied cheekily. 'THAT IS IT' Zell laughed and jumped on Selphie and started to wrestle her. Selphie gave him a peck on the cheek and he went red.
Lumia and Chilli where standing on a tier above the quad secretly and were watching the new commotion, they were exchanging comments on how it was working and laughed at the site. When Odin crept up behind them. 'The spell is wearing off.such time travel can only last another 2 hours.' He said like a thousand grazes staining their ears. 'Two hours? Oh man!' Chilli said slightly begging. 'Believe me.your work here is done. Luckily you haven't damaged any part of the present or future. They will forget this meeting in time I warn you.' Odin replied quite nicely. 'Why? How?' Lumia asked quite disappointed. 'Guardian Forces in two words! They are now 32 though the recovery magic has set them back 5-7 years; they are middle aged though they look youthful! This can repel death by a few years but a large quantity of Curaga, Regen, Full Life, Esuna and Shell can only make someone so young!' Odin said feeling his skin and talking from experience. 'Then how come we look so matured although we carry a stack of magic!' Lumia argued. 'Because they have the extra power of the Phoenix Pinion and Ruby Light. The Phoenix watches over only them and sprinkles its life through their veins and activates the youthinizer! The Ruby Light reflects the harsh signs of aging and keeps their skin flawless and reflects any disease possible.' Odin said in one mouthful. 'Cool. Now what are Ma and Pa doing?' Chilli whispered. 'It looks like they are leaving.not together.' Lumia said sadly. 'Cheer-up sweet Lumia, the future is what matters. Sleipner has told us not to dwell on the past but to dwell on an unseen future. Their relationship is foreseen and it does breakthrough so you should think of that!' Odin said actually cheering her up. 'Okay thanks Odin.' Lumia nodded. 'Oh dear time to magic you back! Good-bye Dincht Clan!' Odin said waving his hand and making them disappear.
'Love is so cruel.' Lumia said sitting looking at the sea again next to Instarnck. 'Oh well, you know I'm not going to get married.' Instarnck said solemnly. 'And why is that?' Lumia asked quite surprised. 'Because.maybe I'll change my mind but for now-no' Instarnck replied. 'I don't want Chilli to marry Kirsch to tell you the truth' Lumia confessed. 'Neither do I! Kirsch is a total control-freak! I could wring her neck! She has never liked me and ditto to her! Whereas I am one of the intellectuals living in Guardian Manor! Heck! Sometimes I think that Squall is my real father!' Instarnck mused. 'That would explain a lot too.I mean you have brown hair that is kind of the same length-yours is like half an inch longer, you both gunblade but on the other hand so does Seifer.I could think of a lot of similarities! Even some between your father and you!' Lumia added. 'Yes.Yes I agree.I guess. I might get back to read my books I ordered from Esthar. Cheryl's Shop has such a celestial range of specialty books! No wonder she's always shut, the mail order business has taken her over!' Instarnck said getting up from the small cliff clinging to a brown bag full of books. 'Hmm.what books are they?' Lumia asked quite interested. 'Well here is one Squall ordered for me: Gunblade Accompanier and Spells for Ripping Jack, he didn't even get a copy for Kirsch on Black Bullets! Mother got me an interesting book called Malevolence: Powerful Moves for the Un-kindred Volume 1 and Malice: Black Terror Magic for the White Volume: 1. She has good taste I suppose so I might get to those after Squall's book. And Dad well he got me not many technique books but unusual books on my psyche and stuff-good reading though! Well here it is; Isolation Frenzy: Improve Your Psychological Status Plus Fighting and Deceit: Befriend Yourself and Wreak The Powerful Rewards. But I personally ordered this new series that is quite coincidental, The Legend of Sleipner; Written by: Zelphie Kissangel (author comment: ^_^ hehehehehehe!). I really love it and the storylines reveal the legend and what Odin is capable of!' Instarnck smiled. 'Hmm.I might ask your Ma for information, she should know best about this kafuffle!' Lumia laughed thinking about what SHE was going to order from Cheryl. 'Nah! Mom would like FREAK OUT! She'd really kill me! And cancel my subscription with Weapon's Monthly AND Gunblader's Archives!' Instarnck said getting quite worried. 'Yeah and she'd tell MY Ma and my Weapon's Monthly, Nunchaku Surprise and Canned Heat Faculty Magazine will be ka-put!' Lumia laughed. 'Yeah I feel like Ka-put! I am really tired Lumia. Seriously.' Instarnck said nearly fainting. 'I better get you to the main house infirmary where our onsite nurse can help us with you.' Lumia said lifting him on to his feet. 'Do you know who is on today?' Instarnck said nearly out of breath. 'Jeannie is on holiday at Shumi Village because I asked her to get me some Ultima, Polly-Anna goes to sleep in the Staff Quarters Residential Apartments about 8:00 pm so she's on Infirmary On-Call. I guess you'll have to stand up to Dr. Mikado and his entourage of blonde haired nurses!' Lumia joked. 'Lumia! What the fock are you doing! Stop stalling and get me t.' Instarnck choked then fell into the pool that was Carbuncle Reef. 'INSTARNCK!' Lumia yelled as he drifted into the airy darkness through and splashed into the placid temperate waters.
Did you like it? It was slightly longer (thank god!) and heck it gets a little saucier in the next chapter and as you can see I like stopping at cliffhangers! Now I am going to ask a serious note that I would appreciate if you read. It isn't about my new hairstyle but I am going to ask for a favor. Please R&R! I am too desperate, I need reviews pronto or else.inhale of breath I have threatened this before and I wasn't serious but.I will cut this fiction from Fanfiction.net! Yes I will cut it! For some this will be a godsend but for others that have not read this might not benefit from some parts of the reading. I am going to be frank and I am going to set my review target to 7! If it does not reach this review number by 7 February 2003 I will simply terminate the fiction and it will only be available by request at zelphiekissangel@hotmail.com. So jot this e-mail down just in case it gets sacked and you want to continue to be up-to-date with The Legend of Sleipner. In fact if you would like to help me you could refer this story! Anything to help me on my feet! And I will continue to bring you an offering of another chapter. P.S: I will officially announce the resignation of this story or discontinuement if anything through an uploading of a note and maybe a 'season finale' mini-fiction might appear with it. I'll be praying for your help.I will.
Note and Disclaimer: Evil. hahahahahahehehehehehehe! MUHAHAHAHA! Note I've always wanted to do that! Hehehehehe! This chapter involves; alienation, unruly love, sadness and deceit.and that's just the author. And you know of course I don't own FFVIII. Peace out! I have included a very serious end note to end this light-hearted chapter.
'Where am I?' Lumia wept inside a blue box covered with oceanic designs. 'LUMIA!' Instarnck said as he jogged around the empty black space. 'Yo! I'm over here!' Chilli said walking on the wall.
'Whoa!' Kirsch squealed as she slid on a T-Board in her room, 'I wonder where everyone is.' she said opening her window. 'YIKES!' she exclaimed, outside was surrounded by boxes and an empty black surrounding. She ran through the inky darkness and slashed open the boxes with her souped up Rough Divide. She finally came across Lumia. 'Kirsch, we have to find Instarnck and Chilli before the darkness consumes him!' Lumia begged. 'Don't worry Lumia; they shouldn't be too far away!' Kirsch said sliding about on her purple T-Board. 'I hope so.I hope so.hey where's my chocolate bar! I gave you a king-size Hershey's Cookies and Cream! Where is it?' Lumia said looking through the pockets of her stylish black suede and fur jacket. Kirsch searched her black jacket looking for the creamy confection, 'Oh yeah I gave it to Chilli!' Kirsch said smacking her forehead, 'Let's go rescue the trash.' Lumia mouthed dramatically.
'LUMIA!' Chilli said open arms as he hugged his sister, Kirsch was standing there arms on her hips and pursing her lips. 'Oh.and Kirsch.' Chilli said not as exuberantly happy. 'What do you mean Oh.and Kirsch?' Kirsch said red filling her brilliant blue eyes. 'I mean Lumia's my sister and all-okay I'll shut-up now.' Chilli paced then fell silent. 'Whatever.WE HAVE TO FIND INSTARNCK!' Lumia insisted rushing through the darkness. 'I'm tempted to leave him behind!' Kirsch said sheepishly. 'Shut-up Kirsch!' Lumia and Chilli spat. 'Okay! Tough Crowd!' Kirsch said hopping on the T-Board.
'Finally! You guys are incredibly slow' Instarnck said swimming in Carbuncle Reef. 'Well you shouldn't be cooped up here! This is like what happened when you hid from my mother at the cattle farm!' Kirsch said beadily. 'I was talking to your decent dad!' Instarnck retorted. 'A miracle, he talked!' Kirsch said sarcastically. 'Kirsch pipe down!' Everyone chimed. 'No-one listens' she scampered riding back. 'I better go!' Chilli said about to run. 'No.' Lumia said pulling his shirt. 'She needs to cool-off she's been really bitchy at the moment.' Instarnck said seriously. 'Yeah, I guess so!' Chilli laughed off.
'No-one listens to me.' Kirsch cried in Cerberus Gates. 'I will' Odin boomed walking through with a new Sleipner. 'I wish Chilli didn't have Lumia for a sister and Instarnck would disappear!' Kirsch asked. 'Done.'
'Chilli!' Kirsch said as she locked her arms around him. 'Yo! Hold it sis.' Chilli said backing away. 'Oh sorry brother.' Kirsch said playing along. 'Hey have you seen that new girl Lumia? Geez, she is hot to trot!' Chilli whispered in her ear. 'I'm sure you like Gaveco. They are twins you know.double date!' Chilli mused. 'Shishkebab!' Kirsch cried as she crept in a corner and started to weep.
'Sleipner! Get here now!' Kirsch commanded. 'What do you want now, Miss Leonheart?' Odin asked stroking the strong stallion Sleipner. 'Get things the way they were before now!' Kirsch demanded. 'Sorry twenty-four hours notice please. I have time errands to run please. I'll get back to you in a day; I'm going for a romantic meal with Shiva before Carbuncle grows a few extra inches to satisfy her.' Odin said primping himself with a small concealer pancake. 'Grrrrrrrr!' Kirsch said chucking a fit. 'Anyway what's in it for me?' Odin said a deal brewing through his head. 'You're invited to my wedding.' Kirsch said desperately. 'Your desperation is enough; okay your deal is done.' Odin said then making the skies blink and Kirsch coming back to the real world.
'You know; Ma and Dad must've been the same as you and Kirsch!' Lumia said twirling in her new pink silhouette cloak. 'Nah, Kirsch is not my girl and never will be as much as people think!' Chilli chuckled wiping sawdust off his trousers. 'Why! She's your friend and we all know she likes you!' Lumia argued. 'Well Kirsch is a pain in the ass and I couldn't live with her that way!' Chilli retaliated. 'True.' Lumia said understandingly. 'So was your father! We just couldn't stop arguing in the beginning then we made our way up.' Selphie smiled as she walked down the cobblestone path where Chilli and Lumia were reminiscing. 'Ma, Kirsch is totally different! She has a bad case of P.M.S!' Lumia disagreed. 'A lot like her mother.' Selphie whispered but yet with a joke. 'Ma!' Chilli laughed uncontrollably. 'Well should be off! Lemon Chicken does not cook itself.' Selphie said gathering the lemons into her wicker basket. 'You know, I wish we were a bit older and that we were in the same time as when Ma and Dad first met.' Lumia sighed. 'Is that a request I hear Miss Lumia Dincht?' Odin asked rubbing his chin with his bony fingers. 'Sleipner!' Chilli cried rubbing the black horse like he used to. 'Yeah I guess so.but you better not play any tricks with my wish okay!' Lumia said bending down playfully. 'Your wish is as commanded!' Odin said galloping through the creek and Chilli and Lumia appearing in Balamb Garden.
'You pushed in!' Selphie said knocking a spiky headed dude out of the line still frustrated about the Trabia Garden exchange. 'Yo, babe I didn't push. You're new here so what would you know?' Zell retaliated. 'Hey a guy with a gunblade showed me around 'babe'. So me being from Trabia should make no difference 'babe'!' Selphie said getting a bit angry. 'This isn't good!' Lumia whispered into Chilli's ear. 'Hey! Selphie, Zell why don't you guys just make a compromise everyone is going to get a hotdog in the end!' Chilli said nodding. 'How do you know my name stranger?' Selphie snapped. 'He looks too much like me that it's freaky.' Zell said backing off. 'And your girlfriend is like my twin! What is going on?' Selphie demanded. 'They aren't even wearing uniforms! Okay spill!' Zell asked pumped up. 'Well the thing is.Zell could you sign my backpack?' Lumia said quickly. 'Yeah anything for a cutie like you.' Zell said a bit freakishly coolly. 'Explain YOURSELF, Zell junior, spill or we kill!' Selphie said calming down. 'Don't you remember me from Trabia?' Chilli lied. 'No.I wouldn't forget a handsome face like yours.' Selphie said a bit dreamily. 'He was your boyfriend.how could you!' Lumia said cheekily. 'And she just didn't want a signing-she wanted a date!' Chilli acted. 'Oh really!' they both chimed. 'Yes.yes we did.' Lumia said uncarefully. 'Cool! 7pm in the quad and ZELL will bring a romantic picnic for 4!' Selphie giggled. 'Okay babe.if that's what you guys want I'll drop by to Balamb and Ma can make a few nice things.' Zell said being nice to Selphie.
'What are we going to do?' Lumia said scared after they left. 'We'll stand them up! Then they will be by themselves and their relationship will bloom a bit earlier!' Chilli said after much thought. 'Good thinking Batman, time to play match-maker.' Lumia approved.
'It's 8:00pm, and the oysters are going off!' Selphie whined. 'You know we could eat them.' Zell said sheepishly. 'That would be like me going on a date with you!' Selphie laughed. 'So.you can't hate me that much!' Zell grinned. 'Okay but we won't mention it again right?' Selphie asked. 'Right Sefie.' He nodded in reply. 'What did you call me?' Selphie asked. 'I don't know.' Zell said confused, himself! 'It sounds familiar. Anyway I can't accuse you of stalking otherwise yooooooooo'd tell on me!' Selphie replied, baffled. 'Yooooooooooooooooooooooo? Telling on? Sounds like a part of my life!' Zell smiled then clasped his hand against his mouth. 'Yeah Mr. Suspenders!' Selphie chuckled. 'What did you call me?' Zell asked hands on hips. 'Mr. Suspenders!' Selphie replied cheekily. 'THAT IS IT' Zell laughed and jumped on Selphie and started to wrestle her. Selphie gave him a peck on the cheek and he went red.
Lumia and Chilli where standing on a tier above the quad secretly and were watching the new commotion, they were exchanging comments on how it was working and laughed at the site. When Odin crept up behind them. 'The spell is wearing off.such time travel can only last another 2 hours.' He said like a thousand grazes staining their ears. 'Two hours? Oh man!' Chilli said slightly begging. 'Believe me.your work here is done. Luckily you haven't damaged any part of the present or future. They will forget this meeting in time I warn you.' Odin replied quite nicely. 'Why? How?' Lumia asked quite disappointed. 'Guardian Forces in two words! They are now 32 though the recovery magic has set them back 5-7 years; they are middle aged though they look youthful! This can repel death by a few years but a large quantity of Curaga, Regen, Full Life, Esuna and Shell can only make someone so young!' Odin said feeling his skin and talking from experience. 'Then how come we look so matured although we carry a stack of magic!' Lumia argued. 'Because they have the extra power of the Phoenix Pinion and Ruby Light. The Phoenix watches over only them and sprinkles its life through their veins and activates the youthinizer! The Ruby Light reflects the harsh signs of aging and keeps their skin flawless and reflects any disease possible.' Odin said in one mouthful. 'Cool. Now what are Ma and Pa doing?' Chilli whispered. 'It looks like they are leaving.not together.' Lumia said sadly. 'Cheer-up sweet Lumia, the future is what matters. Sleipner has told us not to dwell on the past but to dwell on an unseen future. Their relationship is foreseen and it does breakthrough so you should think of that!' Odin said actually cheering her up. 'Okay thanks Odin.' Lumia nodded. 'Oh dear time to magic you back! Good-bye Dincht Clan!' Odin said waving his hand and making them disappear.
'Love is so cruel.' Lumia said sitting looking at the sea again next to Instarnck. 'Oh well, you know I'm not going to get married.' Instarnck said solemnly. 'And why is that?' Lumia asked quite surprised. 'Because.maybe I'll change my mind but for now-no' Instarnck replied. 'I don't want Chilli to marry Kirsch to tell you the truth' Lumia confessed. 'Neither do I! Kirsch is a total control-freak! I could wring her neck! She has never liked me and ditto to her! Whereas I am one of the intellectuals living in Guardian Manor! Heck! Sometimes I think that Squall is my real father!' Instarnck mused. 'That would explain a lot too.I mean you have brown hair that is kind of the same length-yours is like half an inch longer, you both gunblade but on the other hand so does Seifer.I could think of a lot of similarities! Even some between your father and you!' Lumia added. 'Yes.Yes I agree.I guess. I might get back to read my books I ordered from Esthar. Cheryl's Shop has such a celestial range of specialty books! No wonder she's always shut, the mail order business has taken her over!' Instarnck said getting up from the small cliff clinging to a brown bag full of books. 'Hmm.what books are they?' Lumia asked quite interested. 'Well here is one Squall ordered for me: Gunblade Accompanier and Spells for Ripping Jack, he didn't even get a copy for Kirsch on Black Bullets! Mother got me an interesting book called Malevolence: Powerful Moves for the Un-kindred Volume 1 and Malice: Black Terror Magic for the White Volume: 1. She has good taste I suppose so I might get to those after Squall's book. And Dad well he got me not many technique books but unusual books on my psyche and stuff-good reading though! Well here it is; Isolation Frenzy: Improve Your Psychological Status Plus Fighting and Deceit: Befriend Yourself and Wreak The Powerful Rewards. But I personally ordered this new series that is quite coincidental, The Legend of Sleipner; Written by: Zelphie Kissangel (author comment: ^_^ hehehehehehe!). I really love it and the storylines reveal the legend and what Odin is capable of!' Instarnck smiled. 'Hmm.I might ask your Ma for information, she should know best about this kafuffle!' Lumia laughed thinking about what SHE was going to order from Cheryl. 'Nah! Mom would like FREAK OUT! She'd really kill me! And cancel my subscription with Weapon's Monthly AND Gunblader's Archives!' Instarnck said getting quite worried. 'Yeah and she'd tell MY Ma and my Weapon's Monthly, Nunchaku Surprise and Canned Heat Faculty Magazine will be ka-put!' Lumia laughed. 'Yeah I feel like Ka-put! I am really tired Lumia. Seriously.' Instarnck said nearly fainting. 'I better get you to the main house infirmary where our onsite nurse can help us with you.' Lumia said lifting him on to his feet. 'Do you know who is on today?' Instarnck said nearly out of breath. 'Jeannie is on holiday at Shumi Village because I asked her to get me some Ultima, Polly-Anna goes to sleep in the Staff Quarters Residential Apartments about 8:00 pm so she's on Infirmary On-Call. I guess you'll have to stand up to Dr. Mikado and his entourage of blonde haired nurses!' Lumia joked. 'Lumia! What the fock are you doing! Stop stalling and get me t.' Instarnck choked then fell into the pool that was Carbuncle Reef. 'INSTARNCK!' Lumia yelled as he drifted into the airy darkness through and splashed into the placid temperate waters.
Did you like it? It was slightly longer (thank god!) and heck it gets a little saucier in the next chapter and as you can see I like stopping at cliffhangers! Now I am going to ask a serious note that I would appreciate if you read. It isn't about my new hairstyle but I am going to ask for a favor. Please R&R! I am too desperate, I need reviews pronto or else.inhale of breath I have threatened this before and I wasn't serious but.I will cut this fiction from Fanfiction.net! Yes I will cut it! For some this will be a godsend but for others that have not read this might not benefit from some parts of the reading. I am going to be frank and I am going to set my review target to 7! If it does not reach this review number by 7 February 2003 I will simply terminate the fiction and it will only be available by request at zelphiekissangel@hotmail.com. So jot this e-mail down just in case it gets sacked and you want to continue to be up-to-date with The Legend of Sleipner. In fact if you would like to help me you could refer this story! Anything to help me on my feet! And I will continue to bring you an offering of another chapter. P.S: I will officially announce the resignation of this story or discontinuement if anything through an uploading of a note and maybe a 'season finale' mini-fiction might appear with it. I'll be praying for your help.I will.