WHAT IS THIS BINDING ANYWAY?!
By
Evelin The Winged, The NEW Cucumber Lord
Disclaimer: I don't own LoK but I created Roz the Summoner…Did you get that or are you the slow-minded type?
Three Ancients: *are smoking and there is smoke around them-about 5 feet around them* … *another ancient accidentally walk's into them, run's out of the smoke and sorta get's high*
ETW: Thankies for the reviews peeps *thumbs up*…cool…soaaa…*snap's out of her stonedness* AAAHHH!!! Anyway, Here's something else for you guys…we see the Pillars being Summoned!...A.K.A. the Binding? What is the Binding anyway?…yeah…the Binding…yeeaah…ok…I need to go take some pills now. *run's off*
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Once upon a time, there were ten guardians, a Summoner, and-
Dimension Guardian: It's a piece of marble.
Balance Guardian: What the hell do we want with that?
Roz: Let me explain before I kick you in the nut! :-( Anyway, you guys are lookin' at the piece of material that will make these friggin' Pillars…do you guys have the Reaver?
Janos: Umm…The Reaver? It's…
Roz: YOU MEAN YOU FORGOT IT?! *eyes turn red and she breathes fire*
Janos: Actually…uh…well, you see…on my way over here, this portal suddenly appeared out of thin air, and out came an old man with a staff with a snake coiled around it. He then grabbed it from me and ran away.
Roz: WE'LL NEVER FINISH THIS HERE BINDING THING WITHOUT IT THOUGH!!! *almost explode's*
Janos: Maybe we can!
Roz: *look's at him like he's an idiot*
Time Guardian: We've no choice! The old guy is a Time Guardian, we're doomed anyway!
Janos: Who's gonna live?
Time Guardian: Roz and you…but something's gonna happen to both of you.
Janos: I hope you mean something good.
Roz: Since we're doin' nothin' but just standing here doin' nothin' let's just get this over with…I need a golden ring.
Nature Guardian: Here. *throw's a golden ring over to her*
Roz: *catches it* Now we have all of the ingredients!!! =D
So she create's the Pillars in an indescribably cool way (OK, so I'm too lazy to describe it, got a problem with that, buddy?!), binding each guardian to their pillar…Janos already was Reaver guardian so he didn't need to go through that.
Janos: It should work now! *the old man with the staff suddenly appears with the Reaver and gives him the staff and disappears* …???!!! *the old man appears again with a POed expression and swap's the staff with the Reaver and dissapears again* Well, that made more sense.
Roz: …Oh, so NOW we get it, do we?! GGGGGGGGGGGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! These Pillars are bugged now!!! :-(
States Guardian: How about install XP? It made my computer faster.
Janos: …Computer?
States Guardian: Oops. O.-
Roz: GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!! GODDAMN BILL GATES!!! :-(
Time Guardian: Yeah, and besides, XP is still new so it's still buggy-some games don't work on it.
Roz: WE'RE NOT PLAYING GAMES HERE, WE'RE TRYING TO GET THESE PILLARS TO WORK!!! Uh-oh, it's malfunctioning…*is banished to the demon dimension*
Janos: *stupidly* Where did she go?
Balance Guardian: Do we have to explain everything?! :-(
Hylden Sorcerers and Sorceresses then use the blood curse
Hylden Sorcerers and Sorceresses: EAT THIS!!! \_/
The Ancients get cursed
Ancients: DAMN!!!
At the Pillars…
Nature Guardian: I'm suddenly very thirsty…FOR BLOOD!!!
Vampire Gex: *suddenly appears* Hey, that's my line!!! :-(
Nature Guardian: Tough! *gets his ass kicked*
Mind Guardian: *tinkering with the Pillar parts* Must…get…this thing…to work!!! *ZAP*
The Hylden are then suddenly taken to the Demon Dimension
Balance Guardian: Well, their with God now…*they all look at him like he's an idiot* What?
Time Guardian: With God?
Balance Guardian: I mean with Roz! Damn, she's gonna die…
At the Demon Dimension…
Roz: *running away from Hylden* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH-At least I ain't cursed-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Back on Nosgoth, Janos makes Vorador a vampire and makes him kill all of the members of the circle but then realizes that he doesn't wanna die and that there were human Guardians being born and make's Vorador stop.
Janos: Let's just accept that we're cursed and get on with playing chess and reading Harry Potter and Nancy Drew!
Vorador: *is horrified beyond words* OUCH! GOD HELP ME!!! \_
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Evelin: *looking over what she wrote* Well, that was…disturbing…ok, that's the binding for ya'!
Turel: Am I gonna be in the next chapter?
Evelin: Lemme see….HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM-no.
Turel: DAMN! :-(
Evelin: But you will be in my other fics!
Turel: …Is that a good thing?
Evelin: …
Evelin: Next chapter we will find out who Raziel's human father is… O.o
Roz: *running out of the right side of the screen* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *disappears on the other side of the screen and a huge group of Hylden are seen coming out of the other side of the screen running after her-they exit the same way*
Evelin: …
Vorador: NO NANCY DREW, PLEASE!!!
Evelin: Oh yeah, and the fledgling Vorador is bald-explains the no hair thing-and has prince Charles ears (he can wiggle them too!!!)-this also explains the big ears. Anyway, I FOUND BABY PICTURES!!! *takes a bunch of black n' white pics of Vorador when he was a kid* \_/
Vorador: 0.0! NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! GIVE THOSE BACK!!!
Evelin: Well, that's all for now, folks. Of course, VERY BIG portions of land the size of Texas to rule over and godly powers to be given to those who review!!! First person to review gets Moebius, second gets Mr. Elder God, third gets the Sarafan Lord, and the fourth gets to have Hash'ak'gik'-or you can just pick one out ~_^
~This is Evelin The Winged signing off…For now. =D